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Posted: 9/3/2023 4:32:51 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By nightstalker: Just ordered Magic Mill We all end up dead. It's just a question of why and when |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:20:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By nightstalker: Just ordered Magic Mill Considering this since my dehydrator crapped out. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:24:57 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RoccoOnFire: Considering this since my dehydrator crapped out. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RoccoOnFire: Originally Posted By nightstalker: Just ordered Magic Mill Considering this since my dehydrator crapped out. And I took it from him when I betrayed him, and I saw it in his face on the battlefield, and it's tearing me apart! |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:26:11 PM EST
[#4]
Men would do well to make beef jerky and watch war movies about freedom.
I know it does me very well |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:37:41 PM EST
[#5]
I will never be on the wrong side again
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:42:43 PM EST
[#6]
This thread is relevant to my interests. I need more jerky and less government in my life.
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CA, USA
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:47:14 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Sir we need to develop a breakaway society fueled only by beef, beer, high explosives and hatred for centralized government I am in. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:54:58 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I hate the government so much it's unreal Here's me pointing a loaded gun at the jerky I have dehydrating right now https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230903_131738_Gallery-2941326.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By USNGM2: Do you have a license for this!!!1??? I hate the government so much it's unreal Here's me pointing a loaded gun at the jerky I have dehydrating right now https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230903_131738_Gallery-2941326.jpg 
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Posted: 9/3/2023 5:55:36 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: The first thing you need to know about jerky is how gay the government is. Never listen to the government about anything. The stupid government wants you to dehydrate meat at 165° and that's stupid and gay. I've done it, just to prove how stupid the government is and it's trash. I believe @Subnet makes his jerky by literally putting meat next to a fan. You do not need a lot of heat. Current batch is running 24hrs on 90° Been thinking. You’re wrong. Always listen to the government. Like the Inverse Cramer Investment fund. Always listen and do the opposite. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:07:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: JLPettimoreIII]
[#10]
whiskers
brah i don't have all the fancy gear that you have. wanna try some box fan jerky next? https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/beef-jerky-recipe-2103581 i have a box fan, 550 cord, and a massive bowie knife. just need some meetage and marinade and cotton furnace filters and we're good to freakin' go. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:10:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: whiskers brah i don't have all the fancy gear that you have. wanna try some box fan jerky next? https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/beef-jerky-recipe-2103581 i have a box fan, 550 cord, and a massive bowie knife. just need some meetage and marinade and cotton furnace filters and we're good to freakin' go. Brother I already dropped homage to that on page one |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:11:38 PM EST
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Okay probably too early to pull from marinating but I already ate the other jerky with my bro
 got a little too cocky |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:14:51 PM EST
[#13]
Got a little boastful, ended up looking stupid it's fine
WE'RE GOING TO DEHYDRATE MORE BEEF NOW |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:22:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Logan45: This thread is relevant to my interests. I need more jerky and less government in my life. Fuck the government Everything they say and do is wrong We should live in a society with high explosives at 7-11 and instead of gay purse hangers at bars there's like a rifle stand or something. And also we should eat a lot of beef and drink a lot and all the churches with rainbow flags get burned and the only allowed language for worship is Latin and also men are required to have a sidearm at all times and women are required not to be fat by law |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:24:08 PM EST
[#15]
But in the meantime let's make lots of dehydrated beef
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:26:37 PM EST
[#16]
Peace is made in such ways
SLAVES ARE MADE IN SUCH WAYS |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:31:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: BeerPimp]
[#17]
One of my favorite episodes of Workaholics they try to make jerky.
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:32:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BeerPimp: One of my favorite episodes of Workaholics they try to make jerky. https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/8477_10151422007896814_1936906055_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=s6gSJCHFQjsAX-Ues_Z&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=00_AfDckkLuOzHS9r38RyiINP3XGmfSS5bQPvMEsXUDC7qvJA&oe=651C783A
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:35:42 PM EST
[#19]
You know what happens if we don't take that chance?
Nothing |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:36:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: Blanco_Diablo]
[#20]
I think if there was anyone on this board I'd like to meet and have a beer with, it's WhiskersTheCat
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:36:55 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Peace is made in such ways SLAVES ARE MADE IN SUCH WAYS I didn't think you were in the tent that long. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:38:00 PM EST
[#22]
shoulda remembered the rocks...
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:39:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: I didn't think you were in the tent that long. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Peace is made in such ways SLAVES ARE MADE IN SUCH WAYS I didn't think you were in the tent that long.
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:40:11 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TexasOutdoorsman: shoulda remembered the rocks... Aye you shoulda |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:43:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Blanco_Diablo: I think if there was anyone on this board I'd like to meet and have a beer with, it's WhiskersTheCat Well you're a man of good cheer and turns out I enjoy beer. If you find yourself in Northern Virginia, shoot me a PM and we shall meet at the Vienna Inn. It is a nice little shithouse, been around since 1960. They only serve beer, breakfast, hot dogs, fries and Buffalo wings. It is only staffed by college aged women. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 6:58:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: Blanco_Diablo]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Well you're a man of good cheer and turns out I enjoy beer. If you find yourself in Northern Virginia, shoot me a PM and we shall meet at the Vienna Inn. It is a nice little shithouse, been around since 1960. They only serve beer, breakfast, hot dogs, fries and Buffalo wings. It is only staffed by college aged women. I was up there for a year in 2019-2020  but I will remember that. Same to you if you stumble upon northeastern Florida. In regards to jerky however...I want to make jerky when I kill my first deer this year. Do I NEED a dehydrator or will the oven work? I also have a deep disgust for the government and want to provide good food for myself and my family...so this thread is very relevant to my interests. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:04:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: WorkDroid]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Yep the government is trash and literally lied to the nation about eggs being bad for you. They also told you to eat meat sparingly but YOU BETTER EAT UR 38 SERVINGS OF GRAIN Anything the government says goes right into the trash can next to fake meat and fish After researching the carnivore diet and finding out animal fat and salt really is good for you, it was horrifying to me how deep the conspiracy went (Ancel keys and the AMA, big food, etc...) to make us fat and sick. The gov really is evil and wants to kill us and/or make us dependant on them. When it comes to food and many other things, the exact opposite of what the gov recommends is best for you. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:06:34 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Blanco_Diablo: I was up there for a year in 2019-2020 but I will remember that. Same to you if you stumble upon northeastern Florida. In regards to jerky however...I want to make jerky when I kill my first deer this year. Do I NEED a dehydrator or will the oven work? I also have a deep disgust for the government and want to provide good food for myself and my family...so this thread is very relevant to my interests. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Blanco_Diablo: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Well you're a man of good cheer and turns out I enjoy beer. If you find yourself in Northern Virginia, shoot me a PM and we shall meet at the Vienna Inn. It is a nice little shithouse, been around since 1960. They only serve beer, breakfast, hot dogs, fries and Buffalo wings. It is only staffed by college aged women. I was up there for a year in 2019-2020 but I will remember that. Same to you if you stumble upon northeastern Florida. In regards to jerky however...I want to make jerky when I kill my first deer this year. Do I NEED a dehydrator or will the oven work? I also have a deep disgust for the government and want to provide good food for myself and my family...so this thread is very relevant to my interests. Men have been keeping meat for ages, so short story: no you do not need a meat dehydrator. The nice part of it is that it operates at lower temperatures than an oven does. In the end, you can only serve one master. That is not the government, for me. I believe mankind is destined for better days. And simple pleasures such as dried meat continue to prove it to me. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:09:49 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Boom_Stick: There are indigenous tribes around the world that the gov brought them "food" after conquering and moving them or just providing aid. Those tribes today are obese and developed diabetes among other health problems due to getting hooked on the sugar and flour the gov brought them in massive amounts. Before than they were lean and formidable individuals. After researching the carnivore diet and finding out how good animal fat and salt really is good for you, it was horrifying to me how deep the conspiracy went (Ancel keys and the AMA, big food, etc...) to make us fat and sick. The gov really is evil and wants to kill us and/or make us dependant on them. When it comes to food and many other things, the exact opposite of what the gov recommends is best for you. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Boom_Stick: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Yep the government is trash and literally lied to the nation about eggs being bad for you. They also told you to eat meat sparingly but YOU BETTER EAT UR 38 SERVINGS OF GRAIN Anything the government says goes right into the trash can next to fake meat and fish After researching the carnivore diet and finding out how good animal fat and salt really is good for you, it was horrifying to me how deep the conspiracy went (Ancel keys and the AMA, big food, etc...) to make us fat and sick. The gov really is evil and wants to kill us and/or make us dependant on them. When it comes to food and many other things, the exact opposite of what the gov recommends is best for you. https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2011/06/24/137400235/lbj-fights-inflation-one-egg-at-a-time Also we export the best American beef and import trash beef because it benefits centralized power. Fuck centralized power |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:14:27 PM EST
[#30]
I get most of my beef through here
https://beefinitiative.com/ You can find ranchers close to you, or even have good beef shipped to you that's not near you America doesn't need fucking anyone. We just need to put MBAs in camps and let regular people run free. We just need to free ourselves of the federal government so that each state can rule themselves. Any person against pushing government to the smallest possible level is an enemy. I do not get up and seek to rule others. I imagine you do not either. This is because we're regular people. Any man that seeks to tell a man what to do, thousands of miles away is an enemy of mine. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:18:30 PM EST
[#31]
No matter what happens to me or my state, I will stay here. Because it is my fight to fight.
I'm excellent at discretion and temperance. That's why I'm not in the news. But some day I hope to die a glorious death, in a fight I cannot win, for a cause most people don't give a shit about, because it is just and right |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:20:54 PM EST
[#32]
And that is why we must make beef jerky.
Not because it is easy, but because it requires effort. Not because it saves money, but because it makes us happy. Not because the government is stupid, but because dried meat makes us friends. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:22:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2011/06/24/137400235/lbj-fights-inflation-one-egg-at-a-time  |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:28:57 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Boom_Stick: Wow Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Boom_Stick: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2011/06/24/137400235/lbj-fights-inflation-one-egg-at-a-time The government lied about basic nutrition to hide their horrible fiscal policy. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:30:04 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: They wrote an article about men like you and I recently https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/Screenshot_20230903_130457_Samsung_Inter-2941309.jpg  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:31:38 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Nope just keep making hops During the 3rd American War for Independence we're gonna need hops, I'll bring some jerky Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: I built this giant three rack 8x4x4 dehydrator for hops. We need to stick a whole cow in there. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327690/20230902_112159_jpg-2941532.JPG Nope just keep making hops During the 3rd American War for Independence we're gonna need hops, I'll bring some jerky Every generation needs a Sam Adams.... |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:32:13 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Again, this meat isn't perfect, because it actually has too much marbling. It really won't matter though because I'm going to eat the jerky not store it for the apocalypse https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/20230903_132644-2941345.jpg |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:32:48 PM EST
[#38]
The government will never save you
You only exist to make the world better, but the key there is YOU Western Christian ideology starts with the man. YOU must make a living, YOU must make an area safe for your wife, YOU must make the community safe for your children, YOU must instill wonder in your boys. YOU must make beef jerky |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:33:24 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: It is a nice little shithouse, been around since 1960. They only serve beer, breakfast, hot dogs, fries and Buffalo wings. It is only staffed by college aged women. Whoever said that the great city of Cibola was “lost” has clearly never been to this place you describe. Also this thread makes me happy. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:36:38 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Every generation needs a Sam Adams.... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Blu3Ridge: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge: I built this giant three rack 8x4x4 dehydrator for hops. We need to stick a whole cow in there. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/327690/20230902_112159_jpg-2941532.JPG Nope just keep making hops During the 3rd American War for Independence we're gonna need hops, I'll bring some jerky Every generation needs a Sam Adams.... I do not want to die, but I don't fear it either. I want to live a peaceful life full of human flourishing. It appears God wants me to put in some work while I'm here and I'm happy to serve him |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:38:13 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dbrowne1: Whoever said that the great city of Cibola was “lost” has clearly never been to this place you describe. Also this thread makes me happy. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dbrowne1: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: It is a nice little shithouse, been around since 1960. They only serve beer, breakfast, hot dogs, fries and Buffalo wings. It is only staffed by college aged women. Whoever said that the great city of Cibola was “lost” has clearly never been to this place you describe. Also this thread makes me happy. It should make you happy brother. For we are preserving and eating red meat and discussing independence. A free man could not ask for more |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:41:20 PM EST
[#42]
I hope the federal government can offer me a good death.
Because all the countries I hate are completely incapable of it. And I hate every country except my own. And God bless Virginia |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:42:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: sirensong]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BenjaminDover: Biltong is sliced after drying whereas jerkey is sliced first Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BenjaminDover: Originally Posted By HBPredhunter: This is not jerky, it's biltong. Jerky is smoked like the gentleman above that did the salmon. Biltong is dried meat. It's okay, but Jerky it is not. City slickers... Biltong is sliced after drying whereas jerkey is sliced first this is correct. plus traditional biltong has substantially higher moisture content than jerky. smoking is a primitive method of getting nitrite into the meat as a curing agent, plus it helps keep insects out during prep. it's helpful, but not necessary. edit: this is the biltong recipe i use. worth the watch just for the guy's accent:  How to make Biltong |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:48:31 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: No matter what happens to me or my state, I will stay here. Because it is my fight to fight. I'm excellent at discretion and temperance. That's why I'm not in the news. But some day I hope to die a glorious death, in a fight I cannot win, for a cause most people don't give a shit about, because it is just and right Lobby day was such a day, and I was happy to stand with you and the other Virginians. Rally around the Virginians. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:52:11 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: Lobby day was such a day, and I was happy to stand with you and the other Virginians. Rally around the Virginians. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: No matter what happens to me or my state, I will stay here. Because it is my fight to fight. I'm excellent at discretion and temperance. That's why I'm not in the news. But some day I hope to die a glorious death, in a fight I cannot win, for a cause most people don't give a shit about, because it is just and right Lobby day was such a day, and I was happy to stand with you and the other Virginians. Rally around the Virginians. I have not met a better man than you. And I wish you all the grace you wish upon me twofold. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:57:34 PM EST
[#46]
I'm posting in this thread because it is SOFA KING AWESOME.
I'm buying a magic mill and getting jerky dirty. |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 7:59:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: elcope]
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I have not met a better man than you. And I wish you all the grace you wish upon me twofold. Gracious humble noises.  But, we gotta get you out here to Montana so you can make jerky / Biltong from prairie raised Black Angus, Red Angus, Charlois & Hereford cattle. Best beef on earth. ETA: Back to shitposting. 
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Posted: 9/3/2023 8:01:02 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By arf-fan: I'm posting in this thread because it is SOFA KING AWESOME. I'm buying a magic mill and getting jerky dirty. Not sure if new, retread or troll. But it matters not. Men deserve dehydrated beef, and I'm ensuring they know it. We also have gotten into freedom, and my allegiance lies first to my family and friends, then to Virginia |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 8:03:14 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: Gracious humble noises. But, we gotta get you out here to Montana so you can make jerky / Biltong from prairie raised Black Angus, Red Angus, Charlois & Hereford cattle. Best beef on earth. ETA: Back to shitposting. https://i.imgur.com/3v8Ykr8.gif Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By elcope: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I have not met a better man than you. And I wish you all the grace you wish upon me twofold. Gracious humble noises. But, we gotta get you out here to Montana so you can make jerky / Biltong from prairie raised Black Angus, Red Angus, Charlois & Hereford cattle. Best beef on earth. ETA: Back to shitposting. https://i.imgur.com/3v8Ykr8.gif Current beef is from Wyoming. Love Texan and Nebraskan beef as well. I will buy MT beef next |
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Posted: 9/3/2023 8:05:01 PM EST
[#50]
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