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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:38:55 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm in a hotel right now and was thinking while on the tolilet earlier than I really should bring my own TP because the hotel TP is terrible.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:38:55 PM EDT
[#2]
Fastbluer6 thread is dildos!
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:40:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Page 2!
Show me one Hotel on this planet that uses Charmin Ultra Strong! NO ONE DOES!! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:40:49 PM EDT
[#4]
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No, but I do travel with my own plunger. 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:41:41 PM EDT
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I'm in a hotel right now and was thinking while on the tolilet earlier than I really should bring my own TP because the hotel TP is terrible. I've stayed in over $1k per night rooms. TP was insufficient!!! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:43:16 PM EDT
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I usually have a small roll in my bag and/or in my truck for emergencies, but it isn't for hotel use (unless they were out of their paper)
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:43:19 PM EDT
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Fastbluer6 thread is dildos! Also, the R is Capitalized! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:45:52 PM EDT
[#8]
I only stay at hotels with bidet's. I cannot be expected to touch my own ass.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:47:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:49:36 PM EDT
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I only stay at hotels with bidet's. I cannot be expected to touch my own ass. I was too scared to try them! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:49:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Go be poor somewhere else.
Cottonelle wipes ftw. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:52:30 PM EDT
[#12]
Yep. Charmin and wipes both.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:56:49 PM EDT
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Go be poor somewhere else. Cottonelle wipes ftw. 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:58:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Hotels use the Chuck Norris toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and takes shit off of no one.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:04:40 PM EDT
[#15]
I only stay in hotels with a bidet
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:05:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:06:37 PM EDT
[#17]
While we are discussing, I’d also like to say most people have employers who have single ply in their bathrooms.
Mine does and it is horrible. We are renovating and the painters were in the bathroom taking half a damned roll. We’ve also had issues with people stealing the freshners attached to the back of the toilets. The guy had to start putting zip ties on them. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:08:31 PM EDT
[#18]
I wonder when OP will finally need his narcam?
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:09:17 PM EDT
[#19]
I shit in hotel showers. I dont really care either. No one even knows.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:09:45 PM EDT
[#20]
I voted yes, 2 ply. I'm heading on a overseas trip and will take 1 roll however I usually don't.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:11:14 PM EDT
[#21]
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Hotels use the Chuck Norris toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and takes shit off of no one. 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:11:41 PM EDT
[#22]
No. That's anal.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:12:37 PM EDT
[#23]
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While we are discussing, I’d also like to say most people have employers who have single ply in their bathrooms. Mine does and it is horrible. We are renovating and the painters were in the bathroom taking half a damned roll. We’ve also had issues with people stealing the freshners attached to the back of the toilets. The guy had to start putting zip ties on them. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:13:09 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Poll!... |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:14:42 PM EDT
[#25]
I always get backed up when I travel, usually takes me a few days to produce a good poo.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:18:52 PM EDT
[#26]
I travel for work but usually have only 1 or 2 overnights a week. If I go to a hotel for week or more then I’ll buy it locally.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:25:29 PM EDT
[#27]
Pole fail . . . no option for "OP is a fag".
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:33:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Sorry you stay in shitty hotels with shitty shit paper.
I only stay in the best rooms and they have amazing triple ply tp. They even do this wierd thing where they fold the end into a triangle. Seriously, try upgrading to a room that has a 2 person stand up shower, living room and bedroom with Cali king and pillow top mattresses. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:35:26 PM EDT
[#29]
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Pole fail . . . no option for "OP is a fag". 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:42:51 PM EDT
[#30]
No, I only travel with my Groom of the Stool.
It’s his job and it’s quite a position of honor in the Reddane household. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:45:23 PM EDT
[#31]
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I travel with wet wipes. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:46:53 PM EDT
[#32]
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I travel with wet wipes. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:47:32 PM EDT
[#33]
FPNI. Haven't used TP in 10 years. Outmoded.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:49:46 PM EDT
[#34]
Always a roll of Charmin's finest in my GHB that lives in my truck.
Has come in handy when I am at a hotel for work and they have 80 grit butt floss. Also handy for jobsite porta potties. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 9:55:40 PM EDT
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Because poop water, that's why. There is a natural order for this sort of thing: 1) Power wash your ass in the shower. 2) Float in the lazy river (on site). 3) Massage your stress away in the Jacuzzi, preferably with bourbon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Why not just pressure wash your asshole with the jacuzzi jets. There is a natural order for this sort of thing: 1) Power wash your ass in the shower. 2) Float in the lazy river (on site). 3) Massage your stress away in the Jacuzzi, preferably with bourbon. ETA - poop thread |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 10:00:14 PM EDT
[#36]
I was at a hotel last month and the TP was the worst. It seemed to be sandpaper on one side and wax paper on the other. Used wet wipes my wife brought.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 10:02:55 PM EDT
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When its free.......I just use 2x simple math really 2x is same as 2 ply.
Butt.........cottonelle with ridges.....if you have the means I highly suggest you pick some up. The ridges really clean my anus well on the first pass. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 10:09:23 PM EDT
[#38]
Op forgot about the trusty waffle stomp.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 10:33:39 PM EDT
[#39]
Carry moist asswipers unless in Japan where you can power wash your undercarriage.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 10:44:48 PM EDT
[#40]
I do to hospitals. I don't like wax paper! Charmin Ultra Soft for the win. just sayin!
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:19:43 PM EDT
[#41]
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When its free.......I just use 2x simple math really 2x is same as 2 ply. Butt.........cottonelle with ridges.....if you have the means I highly suggest you pick some up. The ridges really clean my anus well on the first pass. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:23:06 PM EDT
[#42]
Hostel toilet paper is like John Wayne, ruff tuff and don't take shit off nobody.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:28:44 PM EDT
[#43]
Portable travel bidet.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:31:44 PM EDT
[#44]
Take a blacklight and you may start bringing your own bedding.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:36:37 PM EDT
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No, I only travel with my Groom of the Stool. It’s his job and it’s quite a position of honor in the Reddane household. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:38:23 PM EDT
[#46]
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I was at a hotel last month and the TP was the worst. It seemed to be sandpaper on one side and wax paper on the other. Used wet wipes my wife brought.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:40:29 PM EDT
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I do to hospitals. I don't like wax paper! Charmin Ultra Soft for the win. just sayin! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:40:55 PM EDT
[#48]
Wet wipes. Especially when traveling to asian countries.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:42:05 PM EDT
[#49]
Your poll is fucking stupid. Where is the PIE? If your ass is that sensitive, please turn in your man card. WTF kind of hotels are you staying in, anyway? By the hour?
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Posted: 3/27/2019 11:44:51 PM EDT
[#50]
 
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