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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:07:42 PM EDT
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Get her a pitbull for Christmas.
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***mic drop ***
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:08:51 PM EDT
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You sure you’re not shooting blanks?
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Guess I could be

Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:11:17 PM EDT
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Ambien posting...
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:15:15 PM EDT
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I'd get a self funded DNA test too if he's stupid enough to take her word about the DNA test.  No way am I trusting anything.
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IIRC this was a court-ordered test to establish paternity and CS, so the bad news would have come from the court not the baby momma.

OP needs to tell his nephew to go get snipped before he ends up with multiple CS garnishments.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:17:57 PM EDT
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You are a bad person.  
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Agreed. But
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:18:51 PM EDT
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Wise choice, nephew.

excellent life decision.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:23:39 PM EDT
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Holy shit
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:28:24 PM EDT
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I don't think Brazil has an extradition treaty, and I hear it's pretty there.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:29:20 PM EDT
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Oh damn!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:32:22 PM EDT
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Ha I still cant believe I dodged those sort of bullets in my time
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Me f’ing too.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:33:45 PM EDT
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You are a bad person.  
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You are a bad person.  
Maybe so, but that's the hardest I've laughed in days.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:34:11 PM EDT
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DAMN
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:34:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:35:25 PM EDT
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If you make average money with $3k/month net in TX, child support is $600/month.

Invest that over an 18 year period in an average performing mutual fund and its like $350,000.

A $350,000 jism.

You should tell him that.
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LMAO
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:35:26 PM EDT
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Aint that the truth!  I hated rubbers and would bare back it all the time.  
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Aint that the truth!  I hated rubbers and would bare back it all the time.  
The good ole days before the HIV:

“Are you on the pill?”

“Of course!”

“Oh, good!”
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:35:40 PM EDT
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/thread
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:08:39 PM EDT
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hehehe!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:09:33 PM EDT
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So... getting married and hope it works out is not an option, I hope.
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While back I posted my nephew stuck it in the crazy & she had a kid. Could have been one of 4 guys...

Well, DNA test came back.

Yup, he be a daddy now.
So... getting married and hope it works out is not an option, I hope.
Can't turn a whore into a house wife.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:12:38 PM EDT
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You're using Stoney's avatar!
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Holy shit
You're using Stoney's avatar!
Shit, I thought that was Stoney. Good catch!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:21:40 PM EDT
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Does he know the other three guys? Maybe they could all move in together and raise the child together?
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:31:07 PM EDT
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Guess I could be

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You sure you’re not shooting blanks?
Guess I could be

I had an embarrassing phone call where I talked to an ex for similar reasoning concerned that my fish don't swim.

The only explanation I have at this point is spiritual. The hand of God guided loads as well.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:36:40 PM EDT
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and right to hell I go for laughing.....
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Get her a pitbull for Christmas.
and right to hell I go for laughing.....
I hope there is plenty of room on that bus
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:36:59 PM EDT
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So am I .... and I'll burn in hell for it....but that is some funny (albeit dark) shit right there
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Lol, fuck.
I am laughing WAY to hard at this
So am I .... and I'll burn in hell for it....but that is some funny (albeit dark) shit right there
Behind every kind of humor there is a certain type of genius.

I have to admit I snickered a bit even knowing the VAST inappropriateness of it.

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I'd get a self funded DNA test too if he's stupid enough to take her word about the DNA test.  No way am I trusting anything.
IIRC this was a court-ordered test to establish paternity and CS, so the bad news would have come from the court not the baby momma.

OP needs to tell his nephew to go get snipped before he ends up with multiple CS garnishments.
Correct.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:37:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:38:48 PM EDT
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:39:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:40:01 PM EDT
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If you make average money with $3k/month net in TX, child support is $600/month.

Invest that over an 18 year period in an average performing mutual fund and its like $350,000.

A $350,000 jism.

You should tell him that.
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a condom is looking pretty cheap now.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:40:43 PM EDT
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All of GD is just as surprised as you are.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:42:54 PM EDT
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18 YEARS she got his paper.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:46:42 PM EDT
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All of GD is just as surprised as you are.
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All of GD is just as surprised as you are.
I’m surprised he thinks he’s in the clear

To be honest, I’m shocked I didn’t knock anyone up back in the day.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 4:59:07 PM EDT
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python or boa
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 5:15:14 PM EDT
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Mama Mia thread
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 10:51:22 PM EDT
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Mama Mia thread
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Like I told my mom, "I guess you are technically a great-grandma now."
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:04:42 PM EDT
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I hope there is plenty of room on that bus
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and right to hell I go for laughing.....
I hope there is plenty of room on that bus
I'll be driving the bus!

God damn that was funny...
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:07:06 PM EDT
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Oh snap!

Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:08:53 PM EDT
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That sucks
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Appearently not, she done got creampied.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:09:49 PM EDT
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That's one of the darkest, most fucked up things I've ever read here.

Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:12:29 PM EDT
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Knew a women with 4 kids. All different dads.... because the first 1 is 17% of gross income.  If they had the same daddy it would only be 24%.
Lolz see shit like that you should RUN!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:14:09 PM EDT
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Yep. My facebook is loaded with ex girlfriends and their trainwreck lives. Kids with multiple guys and they are always bitching about them and not getting child support. All I can think is posting a picture of Neo dodging bullets.

Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:14:10 PM EDT
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That's the second inappropriate post that I laughed at today on ARFCOM.

Hell is waiting for me.
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ROFL! I'll save you a seat. I laugh at inappropriate comments on ARD seval times a day...every day!
This one though...
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Thavage!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:19:26 PM EDT
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My wife gave me this look when I shot Jameson out of my nose.

Link Posted: 5/31/2018 11:21:21 PM EDT
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1/4? damn..... she's a ho, forrrrrr shhhooo
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