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Posted: 4/2/2022 1:58:45 PM EDT

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It’s ugly

Your welcome

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:00:17 PM EDT

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Awe, couldnt afford the S eh?

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:00:43 PM EDT

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I dunno - a Model S plaid/super/whiz bang/whatever is somewhat impressive, and the suv can be pretty pricey. So if someone wants to show off that they have a $100k car, Teslas can do that. But again, nobody in NoVA is impressed. It’s almost impossible for me to drive my 911 somewhere without passing one or more other 911s - $100k+ cars are pretty commonplace here.

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Congrats on your new car.

They are a dime a dozen here in NoVA. It’s just another car, and nobody is impressed.

I don't think anyone is impressed by a Tesla anywhere.

I dunno - a Model S plaid/super/whiz bang/whatever is somewhat impressive, and the suv can be pretty pricey. So if someone wants to show off that they have a $100k car, Teslas can do that. But again, nobody in NoVA is impressed. It’s almost impossible for me to drive my 911 somewhere without passing one or more other 911s - $100k+ cars are pretty commonplace here.

I saw an old Chevy Apache pickup body that was dropped on to a Tesla Model S drivetrain the other day on TV.

No PS or PB. Just brutal straight line acceleration.

That thing was a death trap.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:01:00 PM EDT

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Look! It’s a cumshot with wheels.

My F150 cost more, sounds better, a better range, and takes less time to fill to capacity.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:01:16 PM EDT

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Got this a few weeks back. The only downside is how many poors look at me and trying to keep them from damaging the vehicle.

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What am I supposed to be jElLy about? I never get envious at another's wealth, it would be petty and selfish of me to do.

Oh, and *jealous, because that's the actual word that took no time at all to type.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:01:30 PM EDT

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It’s ugly

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His welcome what?

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:01:45 PM EDT

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Another downside is you cant travel the country in the same time frame as you could in a camry

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:04:04 PM EDT

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No, I've got one too. Great car honestly, never going back to ICE.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:07:31 PM EDT

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New Beetle is damned good car. Your egregious insults unwarranted.

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Beauty in the eye of the beeholder an all that, but; Objectively, there’s really no comparison to that awful fake plastic abomination OP posted.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:10:47 PM EDT

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Got this a few weeks back. The only downside is how many poors look at me and trying to keep them from damaging the vehicle.

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Shit car....they are all over!

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:11:49 PM EDT

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No, I am not jealous. I would rather drive my Power Wagon until the wheels fall off!

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Posted: 4/2/2022 2:12:36 PM EDT

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Well, it looks a lot easier to get into while wearing skinny jeans than, say, a man-sized truck or SUV. Plus, it looks like it's small enough your boyfriend won't have to reach over very far to massage in your beard oil. Conversely, you won't have to bend over very far while he uses your man bun to piston your mouth up and down his cock.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:13:10 PM EDT

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The need to have handle that implies you are great with wimmin and then act like a Tesla is some sort of 'flex'.

Which really says "incel" and "my credit is really over-extended".

LMFAO OP.

LMFAO....

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:15:53 PM EDT

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No cuz I can go farther in my truck and fill up in 2 mins and keep going on the road

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:21:04 PM EDT

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Got this a few weeks back. The only downside is how many poors look at me and trying to keep them from damaging the vehicle.

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I don't even know what that...thing...is, but it's ugly as shit.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:25:06 PM EDT

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Got this a few weeks back. The only downside is how many poors look at me and trying to keep them from damaging the vehicle.

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That car wouldn't even make it up my driveway.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:29:02 PM EDT

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Tesla. When even your dog won't go for a ride.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:32:48 PM EDT

[#18]

op is gay,user name no fit

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:32:56 PM EDT

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You ain't droppin any panties with that thing.

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Man panties.....

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:35:37 PM EDT

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I like my tuned Outback XT better, it's taking me fishing today where that thing can't go.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:36:10 PM EDT

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Not in the least. There's not much out there that interests me less than EVs.

What the fuck has this world come to when it's gone from "That thing got a Hemi?" to "hOw MaNy BaRs YoU gOt LeFt?"

I kid, of course, but EVs do nothing for me. C'est la vie.

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I agree with the carve out that electric dirt bikes, ATVs and SxS's seem like a lot of fun. Put on your night vision and go softly into the night.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:41:20 PM EDT

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It’s the equivalent of buying a C class Benz…what’s the point?

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:43:45 PM EDT

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Got this a few weeks back. The only downside is how many poors look at me and trying to keep them from damaging the vehicle.

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Good job. You do what Joe Biden tells you to do. So proud. Much green energy.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:43:59 PM EDT

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Lol, the opposite actually,, id be embarrassed to drive a big sperm looking vehicle

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Nailed it.

If this isn't a parody thread, OP, then you should probably get your testosterone checked.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:46:39 PM EDT

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"Everything is fine", arfmilz

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:49:03 PM EDT

[#26]

the jelly poors are out in force, as expected.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:50:43 PM EDT

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Model 3. OP is a poor

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:52:19 PM EDT

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Coming out thread.

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You ain't droppin any panties with that thing.

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Gay

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Posted: 4/2/2022 2:54:51 PM EDT

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the jelly poors are out in force, as expected.

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OP misinterpreted “the Look”.

wasn’t jealousy.

It was

WTF?

..then pity.

Posted: 4/2/2022 2:56:42 PM EDT

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Buy a membership before talking smack

Ug

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Posted: 4/2/2022 3:04:23 PM EDT

[#31]

It's a car. The majority of people have them. Weird flex OP.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:05:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/2/2022 3:06:07 PM EDT

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OP...I like EVs and honestly that's the model that I could afford too but, so can everyone else.

If I bought a new one I would probably start a thread and I would expect to get a bit of pile on as well but....your thread title asked for this.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:06:59 PM EDT

[#34]

Over rated golf cart.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:07:13 PM EDT

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OP misinterpreted “the Look”.

wasn’t jealousy.

It was

WTF?

..then ~~pity.~~ ridicule.

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I got ya, fam.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:07:41 PM EDT

[#36]

It's not a good looking car and I like my own car better.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:08:56 PM EDT

[#37]

Meh

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:17:25 PM EDT

[#38]

Not me
I like My F150 king cab better

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:18:24 PM EDT

[#39]

Looks gay

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:18:29 PM EDT

[#40]

I bet all the dudes do drop their pantries for that. The model S is nice. That looks like a clown shoe fucked a nose.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:18:54 PM EDT

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Coming out thread.

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Posted: 4/2/2022 3:23:30 PM EDT

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Got this a few weeks back. The only downside is how many poors look at me and trying to keep them from damaging the vehicle.

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I shall burn a tire in your honor.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:24:15 PM EDT

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I could never be jealous of anyone who uses the term "poors".

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:26:12 PM EDT

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Has the OP been back yet to defend his position on buying the tesla of the poors and the gays?

ETA: I'm not a Tesla or EV hater, the Tesla S Plaid would be baller.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:26:35 PM EDT

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Serious question, how long would it take to drive, let's say, 1000 miles in an ev? How many miles per full charge and how long to fully charge? Another serious question, are they going to build hotels with charging stations for the ev people?

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:27:20 PM EDT

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Has anyone heard from the OP? I think he's afraid to come back.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:27:23 PM EDT

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Has the OP been back yet to defend his position on buying the tesla of the poors and the gays?

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He drove somewhere and is waiting for a recharge before he can come home.

Posted: 4/2/2022 3:36:17 PM EDT

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Serious question, how long would it take to drive, let's say, 1000 miles in an ev? How many miles per full charge and how long to fully charge? Another serious question, are they going to build hotels with charging stations for the ev people?

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Tesla claims the Model 3 (OPs car) has a range of 358 miles (am sure it is less than that in practice, all fuel estimates are for most all cars).

Tesla also claims that their super charger will recharge the Model 3 from dead to a range of 200 miles in 15 minutes. I am guessing it slows down as the battery becomes more full, which is why they use that metric.

So I guess you could figure to add about 15 minutes to the drive for every 200 miles. So a 1000 mile drive would have a total charging time of 1 hour and 15 minutes over the duration. I am sure that's not the practical reality though, as you need to figure in time to find/get to a charger and they would need to be perfectly spaced apart.

Motor trend has some actual tested numbers and says that the newest super charger in ideal conditions charged their Model 3 from 5% to 90%, in 37 minutes.