Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Holy F***LES it's KNUCKLES (Page 250 of 900)
Page / 900
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:22:19 AM EST
[#1]
Churchill bringing the bantz.

Churchill's Endless Quipping | Forgotten History
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:33:13 AM EST
[#2]
Way to go
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:34:42 AM EST
[#3]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
It is not horrible

it's kinda like 3 guys slit my thigh open 12 inches
dis jointed my hip
sawed the end off my femur
glued a new stut in place
popped in a new cup
snaped it back together
and zip stripped the incision shut

in an hour

there are lower thigh tendons that are like WTF DUDE? Did someone pull your Femur out of your body and use a roto zip tool on it?

I am managing 3-4 pain with 500 mg Tylenol and ice

I don't think the 5 mg oxy does enough for a 6'4" 300 pound wookie to warrant the squeeze on a 3 day wait on a Bristol Scale 2, drop off at the pool

insider tip on the pain chart:

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/9F89F821-7A89-4938-BE93-AF7540FE923C-2704897.jpg

if you say your pain is a 3-4, you get tylenol
if you say its a 4-5 you get opioids

its a relative scale and since I have not had a limb ripped off by a machine, I pretty sure I am not near a 10

My wife gave birth to a 9.2 pound baby with no epidural, that is an 8

1-3, is that walking on a blister with no bandage in stinky boots?

3-4 is that twisting an ankle and hobbling about?

right now i have my feet up in s recliner and i an comfortable. I get a nice zing if i poke at the swollen incision site, so i avoid that

I am still skittish about standing from a chair sit.
I have been using my arms to compensate for my bum leg for awhile, so my upper body strength is good. I am much stronger getting up today

Prior to surgery last Monday, my right foot was deflected 25 degrees off to starboard, I had lost all interior hip rotation. Now when I walk or sit my foot faces to the front

This is a good thing, and I hope to regain my mobility so I can ride my bikes and hike.

Todays big event was a trip upstairs for a shower and later I had a PT session on getting into and out of a bed. Maybe I will sleep upstairs tonight, but I got a solid 8 hours in my recliner last night.

My PT guy thinks I should rent or buy a powered lift chair, but I would rather buy a nice rifle








View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
Originally Posted By OG1:
I hope you are not in pain.
It is not horrible

it's kinda like 3 guys slit my thigh open 12 inches
dis jointed my hip
sawed the end off my femur
glued a new stut in place
popped in a new cup
snaped it back together
and zip stripped the incision shut

in an hour

there are lower thigh tendons that are like WTF DUDE? Did someone pull your Femur out of your body and use a roto zip tool on it?

I am managing 3-4 pain with 500 mg Tylenol and ice

I don't think the 5 mg oxy does enough for a 6'4" 300 pound wookie to warrant the squeeze on a 3 day wait on a Bristol Scale 2, drop off at the pool

insider tip on the pain chart:

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/9F89F821-7A89-4938-BE93-AF7540FE923C-2704897.jpg

if you say your pain is a 3-4, you get tylenol
if you say its a 4-5 you get opioids

its a relative scale and since I have not had a limb ripped off by a machine, I pretty sure I am not near a 10

My wife gave birth to a 9.2 pound baby with no epidural, that is an 8

1-3, is that walking on a blister with no bandage in stinky boots?

3-4 is that twisting an ankle and hobbling about?

right now i have my feet up in s recliner and i an comfortable. I get a nice zing if i poke at the swollen incision site, so i avoid that

I am still skittish about standing from a chair sit.
I have been using my arms to compensate for my bum leg for awhile, so my upper body strength is good. I am much stronger getting up today

Prior to surgery last Monday, my right foot was deflected 25 degrees off to starboard, I had lost all interior hip rotation. Now when I walk or sit my foot faces to the front

This is a good thing, and I hope to regain my mobility so I can ride my bikes and hike.

Todays big event was a trip upstairs for a shower and later I had a PT session on getting into and out of a bed. Maybe I will sleep upstairs tonight, but I got a solid 8 hours in my recliner last night.

My PT guy thinks I should rent or buy a powered lift chair, but I would rather buy a nice rifle









The virgin PT vs the Chad DocZox
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:40:57 AM EST
[#4]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Churchill bringing the bantz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRNH7pe2NwE
View Quote

The Chad Warren G Harding vs the virgin Calvin Coolidge
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 9:32:12 AM EST
[#5]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

The Chad Warren G Harding vs the virgin Calvin Coolidge
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Churchill bringing the bantz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRNH7pe2NwE

The Chad Warren G Harding vs the virgin Calvin Coolidge


Warren G Harding is the Hunter fuckin Biden of the 20th Century.

"Oh hey imma just get elected by wimminz because they think I'm so cute and I'm finna just do nothing and let my hommies do whatevs BUT I NEED MY PAPER, Teapots arent free.

Oh No!

I died because I'm so fat and disgusting!"

Vs

"Hey Calvin it's Mr all of the Police.  We will let your city burn unless you pay us."

"Lol get fucked."

"Ok we burn city"

Brings in national guard. Fires everyone of the officers and highers new ones at higher wages.


"You lose"

Becomes President due to said fat Hunter Biden and  does nothing but make it easy to do business.

Brings about extremely prosperous decade.

Doesn't talk except to tell people they lose.

Best President ever, but no one has to say it.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 10:46:55 AM EST
[#6]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Warren G Harding is the Hunter fuckin Biden of the 20th Century.

"Oh hey imma just get elected by wimminz because they think I'm so cute and I'm finna just do nothing and let my hommies do whatevs BUT I NEED MY PAPER, Teapots arent free.

Oh No!

I died because I'm so fat and disgusting!"

Vs

"Hey Calvin it's Mr all of the Police.  We will let your city burn unless you pay us."

"Lol get fucked."

"Ok we burn city"

Brings in national guard. Fires everyone of the officers and highers new ones at higher wages.


"You lose"

Becomes President due to said fat Hunter Biden and  does nothing but make it easy to do business.

Brings about extremely prosperous decade.

Doesn't talk except to tell people they lose.

Best President ever, but no one has to say it.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Churchill bringing the bantz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRNH7pe2NwE

The Chad Warren G Harding vs the virgin Calvin Coolidge


Warren G Harding is the Hunter fuckin Biden of the 20th Century.

"Oh hey imma just get elected by wimminz because they think I'm so cute and I'm finna just do nothing and let my hommies do whatevs BUT I NEED MY PAPER, Teapots arent free.

Oh No!

I died because I'm so fat and disgusting!"

Vs

"Hey Calvin it's Mr all of the Police.  We will let your city burn unless you pay us."

"Lol get fucked."

"Ok we burn city"

Brings in national guard. Fires everyone of the officers and highers new ones at higher wages.


"You lose"

Becomes President due to said fat Hunter Biden and  does nothing but make it easy to do business.

Brings about extremely prosperous decade.

Doesn't talk except to tell people they lose.

Best President ever, but no one has to say it.

>gets all policies from Harding
>Harding refuses to ratify bullshit treaties
>Harding is humble
>Fires and prosecutes all people involved in federal scandal
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 10:58:00 AM EST
[#7]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

>gets all policies from Harding
>Harding refuses to ratify bullshit treaties
>Harding is humble
>Fires and prosecutes all people involved in federal scandal
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Churchill bringing the bantz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRNH7pe2NwE

The Chad Warren G Harding vs the virgin Calvin Coolidge


Warren G Harding is the Hunter fuckin Biden of the 20th Century.

"Oh hey imma just get elected by wimminz because they think I'm so cute and I'm finna just do nothing and let my hommies do whatevs BUT I NEED MY PAPER, Teapots arent free.

Oh No!

I died because I'm so fat and disgusting!"

Vs

"Hey Calvin it's Mr all of the Police.  We will let your city burn unless you pay us."

"Lol get fucked."

"Ok we burn city"

Brings in national guard. Fires everyone of the officers and highers new ones at higher wages.


"You lose"

Becomes President due to said fat Hunter Biden and  does nothing but make it easy to do business.

Brings about extremely prosperous decade.

Doesn't talk except to tell people they lose.

Best President ever, but no one has to say it.

>gets all policies from Harding
>Harding refuses to ratify bullshit treaties
>Harding is humble
>Fires and prosecutes all people involved in federal scandal


Harding simping for Hamilton
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 11:01:18 AM EST
[#8]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Harding simping for Hamilton
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Churchill bringing the bantz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRNH7pe2NwE

The Chad Warren G Harding vs the virgin Calvin Coolidge


Warren G Harding is the Hunter fuckin Biden of the 20th Century.

"Oh hey imma just get elected by wimminz because they think I'm so cute and I'm finna just do nothing and let my hommies do whatevs BUT I NEED MY PAPER, Teapots arent free.

Oh No!

I died because I'm so fat and disgusting!"

Vs

"Hey Calvin it's Mr all of the Police.  We will let your city burn unless you pay us."

"Lol get fucked."

"Ok we burn city"

Brings in national guard. Fires everyone of the officers and highers new ones at higher wages.


"You lose"

Becomes President due to said fat Hunter Biden and  does nothing but make it easy to do business.

Brings about extremely prosperous decade.

Doesn't talk except to tell people they lose.

Best President ever, but no one has to say it.

>gets all policies from Harding
>Harding refuses to ratify bullshit treaties
>Harding is humble
>Fires and prosecutes all people involved in federal scandal


Harding simping for Hamilton

Link Posted: 2/10/2023 11:34:04 AM EST
[#9]
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:29:50 PM EST
[#10]
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 10:39:36 PM EST
[#11]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 2:23:37 PM EST
[#12]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 2:24:29 PM EST
[#13]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 2:27:07 PM EST
[#14]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 2:28:26 PM EST
[#15]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 2:37:36 PM EST
[#16]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History

Ha
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 5:30:07 PM EST
[#17]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 5:32:20 PM EST
[#18]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 5:34:06 PM EST
[#19]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 5:35:03 PM EST
[#20]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 6:08:23 PM EST
[#21]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 6:09:37 PM EST
[#22]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 7:14:20 PM EST
[#23]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 7:15:06 PM EST
[#24]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 8:09:09 PM EST
[#25]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 8:09:48 PM EST
[#26]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 8:11:28 PM EST
[#27]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 9:32:01 PM EST
[#28]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 9:34:44 PM EST
[#29]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 9:35:12 PM EST
[#30]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 9:36:57 PM EST
[#31]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 9:37:36 PM EST
[#32]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 9:38:40 PM EST
[#33]
Link Posted: 2/11/2023 9:42:02 PM EST
[#34]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History

Hey Whiskers, come look at this.
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 12:56:36 AM EST
[#35]


It tastes bad!
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 7:19:41 AM EST
[#36]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 10:53:28 AM EST
[#37]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 11:22:05 AM EST
[#38]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 12:41:15 PM EST
[#39]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 3:29:25 PM EST
[#40]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By CajunMojo:

Hey Whiskers, come look at this.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By CajunMojo:

Hey Whiskers, come look at this.

Yes.

I require this amount of garlic
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 3:30:29 PM EST
[#41]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/24627/87329740.jpg

It tastes bad!
View Quote

I saw the picture before I saw your text.

I instantly thought the same thing.
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 3:32:52 PM EST
[#42]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

I saw the picture before I saw your text.

I instantly thought the same thing.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/24627/87329740.jpg

It tastes bad!

I saw the picture before I saw your text.

I instantly thought the same thing.

Link Posted: 2/12/2023 3:50:24 PM EST
[#43]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 3:50:46 PM EST
[#44]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 3:51:30 PM EST
[#45]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 4:37:16 PM EST
[#46]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 4:41:06 PM EST
[#47]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 4:45:40 PM EST
[#48]
Link Posted: 2/12/2023 4:55:45 PM EST
[#49]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History


I see your ghost fucker and raise you 2 vaginas.


Link Posted: 2/12/2023 4:59:05 PM EST
[#50]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By OverScoped:


I see your ghost fucker and raise you 2 vaginas.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/252915/2_vagina-333-2440731.jpg
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By OverScoped:


I see your ghost fucker and raise you 2 vaginas.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/252915/2_vagina-333-2440731.jpg

Page / 900
Holy F***LES it's KNUCKLES (Page 250 of 900)
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top