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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:07:14 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. 
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:07:42 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. 
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:07:54 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:08:49 AM EDT
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“Door bell puts me on point.....”  |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:10:48 AM EDT
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Door bell always puts me on point. ETA: I will say though, the woman in the story probably should have shot the guy. He'd broken down her door and was in her house, armed. At that point, the time for warnings is over. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:11:08 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. 
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:11:22 AM EDT
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I thought I was a hard motherfucker.......apparently not  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:12:59 AM EDT
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That son a biitch took my pants!
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:13:33 AM EDT
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How the hell does DU manage to get the first post?
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:15:26 AM EDT
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A little high strung are we? I bet you shower in a tac vest. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. I bet you shower in a tac vest. Come at me bro.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:16:57 AM EDT
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Mexia? Yeah....
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:17:32 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:18:39 AM EDT
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What round for Step-dad? |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:19:28 AM EDT
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Once again... I fucking love GD! ETA: I will say though, the woman in the story probably should have shot the guy. He'd broken down her door and was in her house, armed. At that point, the time for warnings is over. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Door bell always puts me on point. ETA: I will say though, the woman in the story probably should have shot the guy. He'd broken down her door and was in her house, armed. At that point, the time for warnings is over. Anyone know if Zombies use the doorbell? Maybe the Jehovah witness ones calling from some deeply imbedded muscle memory? |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:20:42 AM EDT
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What round for Step-dad? |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:21:52 AM EDT
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A little high strung are we? I bet you shower in a tac vest. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. I bet you shower in a tac vest. DO NOT TOUCH MY DOOR BELL!!! |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:22:11 AM EDT
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Good for her. Exemplary that she didn't use deadly force.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:22:29 AM EDT
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Get a doorbell activated network camera. One that allows you to view it on your cell phone and/or TV. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:24:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ITT we learn who isn't stable enough to be a gun owner. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:28:24 AM EDT
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FPDI. First post derails it.
This post is cracking me up. 100% hijack. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:36:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:40:45 AM EDT
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Quote History |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:42:35 AM EDT
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FPRI.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 9:54:03 AM EDT
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When I hear my doorbell I just put one through the door. When I’m in the basement I just start shooting though the floor. People tell me I’m over reacting but idk
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:02:30 AM EDT
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Maybe OP has a part time job as a mall-ninja, and has to keep his edge while he isn't working.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:03:54 AM EDT
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A bit paranoid aren't we? 
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:05:28 AM EDT
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After checking who was there through my security cameras, I would not have answered the door.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:06:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:08:15 AM EDT
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Hell yeah!
I didn't realize at the time when I was making my first post in this thread that I was in on 1!! |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:09:51 AM EDT
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I'm glad I clicked this thread.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:12:02 AM EDT
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YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY DOORBELL !!
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:12:14 AM EDT
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I have my doorbell wired to ignite pipe bombs near the entrance of my castle. You guys are over reacting.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:14:58 AM EDT
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I have my doorbell wired to ignite pipe bombs near the entrance of my castle. You guys are over reacting. 
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:20:48 AM EDT
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Fuck it, in for the lulz.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:21:23 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first................  how many notches on your gun, pard?
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:22:50 AM EDT
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Really stupid for a woman home with her 17 year old daughter to open the door when a strange man holding a shovel rings the bell.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:27:26 AM EDT
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Ding-DoBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:31:43 AM EDT
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I'm glad I clicked this thread. 
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:32:03 AM EDT
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spray paint a line on your carpet and dare them to cross it
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:35:22 AM EDT
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Cuz De'shon and his ilk alwasy ring the doorbell before executing a home invasion... In before @yarael shoots a FexEx driver while being "on point."  Last week I had a loud suspicious knock on my front door 2 minutes after my wife left. I had been walking by the front door when it happened and could see nobody thru the peephole. I thought it was either a) suspicious or b) somebody knocking on the wrong door because I live in a nice high rise condo. Ten minutes later, while I am brewing my coffee in the kitchen, I hear the front door lock being manipulated. I blade with my .357 and cautiously walk up to my door, careful not to cast my shadow thru the peephole....and still see nobody thru the peephole out in the hallway.....yet I can defiantly hear my door lock being worked with a pick. Then, my front door handle begins to move and I kick the door as hard as I can with the bony part of my heel. I heard fast commotion in the hallway and the perp hauled ass. I waited a beat or two to make sure the door was clear before opening it, and then opened it and yelled, "That's a good way to get shot motherfucker!" I figure it was a seedy neighbor, or perhaps somebody staying with a neighbor. We have cameras in the building, but if you know the buildings you know there are non coverage areas, and after running thru security tape there was no suspicious persons coming or going. Also, my car had been in the shop for a few days, thus not parked where it usually is. So they probably heard or saw my wife leaving and knew my car was not there....figured nobody was home, but would give the door a knock just in case. My door lock used to be really, really stiff.....after this incident is was as smooth as butter. Had my locksmith in the next day reinforcing everything like a giant safe.....and he said without question my lock had been lubed and messed with. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:35:31 AM EDT
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I normally fire two blasts from my shotgun if I even think I hear someone on the porch.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:35:37 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:35:54 AM EDT
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Once again... I fucking love GD! ETA: I will say though, the woman in the story probably should have shot the guy. He'd broken down her door and was in her house, armed. At that point, the time for warnings is over. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Door bell always puts me on point. ETA: I will say though, the woman in the story probably should have shot the guy. He'd broken down her door and was in her house, armed. At that point, the time for warnings is over. Yeah, I realize that is in TX. Here in MO, it’s most likely going to be a different story. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:36:51 AM EDT
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. Like others have said, get some meds. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:36:53 AM EDT
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Ding-DoBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
Hahahahaha I just had to clean coffee off my phone screen. Hahahahaha |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:38:03 AM EDT
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One of the very rare threads in which the first post doesn't nail it.
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:40:14 AM EDT
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If by hard motherfucker you mean “paranoid delusional” then yes he has you best most likely. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. Still way over the top to have to worry about him shooting someone who obviously means him no harm. Scary to think about him walking around so many strangers while carrying. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:40:30 AM EDT
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I think my biggest issue here is your overuse of the word, "yet." A.W.D. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell. A.W.D. It's obvious he meant to type "yeti" yet he didn't yet we still think "nyet." |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:49:59 AM EDT
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This thread is going places, Yet here we are.
Doorbells don't seem to be a triggering thing, but they do. |
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Posted: 5/17/2018 10:55:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hell my dog farts and I go full commando. |
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