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Quoted: They never covered midget strength in any of my high school or college science classes. Maybe because we don't have very many midgets here in Nebraska. View Quote |
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I would die of laughter before their tiny fists could bludgeon me to death.
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I thought the subject was "on a flight," so the poll was very confusing.
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How many midget chicks in bikinis am I jello wrestling? I need to know to make an accurate estimate.
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"Little People, Big World" types with actual dwarfism, six or seven probably. I could just pick one up and use them as a weapon.
just technically midget (under 4'10") any where from one to four depending on their skill level. |
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Probably 3, once those fuckers grab my legs it is hard to peel them off.
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Give me a hockey stick and I will take out an army of little fuckers.
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Depends on the terrain. If the fight is on a bridge they'll all be swimming in seconds.
If the fight is on land they'll all be going "Owmyballz!" in seconds. And my boot will smell like midget taint. |
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Midgets, clowns, antique furniture, and babies give me the skeeves. Any one of those by itself could do me in, and most people are delighted by them
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I have actually assaulted a midget and won.
Around Halloween a few years ago they had a scare house where you walked through with airsoft rifles shooting lasers at zombies and targets. They had real people acting as zombies with targets on their foreheads or chest, whatever. Well there was a 55 gallon drum to my left and as I was standing next to it a fucking midget popped out like a jack-in-the-box. Startled, I whipped the barrel of the rifle left and basically cock slapped him in the temple. He dropped back into the barrel and didn't make any noise. Felt bad, but we needed to move forward because there were more zombies to shoot. I saw him downtown a week later at an Amon Amarth concert. Asked him if he worked at the park for the zombie feature and apologized for knocking him out. He laughed it off and we had a drink together. |
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I'm just here for the midget porn.....them sausage fingers make my johnson look YUUUUUGE!
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I have actually assaulted a midget and won. Around Halloween a few years ago they had a scare house where you walked through with airsoft rifles shooting lasers at zombies and targets. They had real people acting as zombies with targets on their foreheads or chest, whatever. Well there was a 55 gallon drum to my left and as I was standing next to it a fucking midget popped out like a jack-in-the-box. Startled, I whipped the barrel of the rifle left and basically cock slapped him in the temple. He dropped back into the barrel and didn't make any noise. Felt bad, but we needed to move forward because there were more zombies to shoot. I saw him downtown a week later at an Amon Amarth concert. Asked him if he worked at the park for the zombie feature and apologized for knocking him out. He laughed it off and we had a drink together. View Quote |
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Reach and physical separation is key in this fight, you are well outside their reach while they are well within yours. Stay moving, stay on your feet, and you are golden.
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I'm more comfortable with kids, some midgets are older and have learned ways to deal with their height disadvantage
Kids though, they're dumb and just run at you until they either learn to leave you alone or learn how to coordinate I might start carrying a croquet mallet |
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I played soccer against one once who was ripped and fast. Dude would give most people a run for their money by himself. I got called for a foul when i ended up stepping over him and he actually went between my legs
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After you stun the first one or two, you then simply wield them like clubs to take out the rest
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Midgets are strong!
They're also dense and compact. I remember once when I was drunk and throwing one at some bowling pins, the dude weighed twice as much as he looked. I say if they are able bodied, two maybe three at the most. Keep in mind, they're pack animals and would attack from all directions. Nasty little fuckers. |
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As the title says. Say you were just minding your own business, and you were attacked by a gang of midgets. How many do you think you could take on in a fight, before things would start to get dicey? Hand to hand combat only - no firearms, no edged weapons, no impact weapons, etc. I think I could handle maybe up to four of them at one time, no problem. I would be kicking them and throwing them and shit, for starters. But ya gotta figure they are going to grab your legs and try to make you fall over, and once they get you down on the ground, you pretty much lose your height advantage. So I figure that if it starts being more than four, that's when things might start going south. View Quote |
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But ya gotta figure they are going to grab your legs and try to make you fall over, and once they get you down on the ground, you pretty much lose your height advantage. View Quote |
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#1 are they armed
#2 Lord of the ring dwarf size or mini me's #3 are these midgets on meth or adrenalin or any other drug ( if so fuck no ) dwarf size = 2 mini me's = 1 cause after I kick him like a foot ball I'm gonna be on the ground laughing |
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The Best Scene in "In Bruges" “Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf..... I’m going home.” |
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Yep. Unarmed, two, maybe three. With a machete a lot more! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Midgets freak me the fuck out. Unarmed, two, maybe three. With a machete a lot more! Aside from that, what do midgets eat? I just got back from the pet store and I couldn't find midget food. Understaffed store, so no help there Is it kibble? canned? Do I find it at a co-op near the horse tack and saddle stuff? I'm really interested in buying a dwarf, I just don't know what they typically need. I mean, it can't be much |
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I'd probably be more confident if I could wear a cup whilst beating midget ass.
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