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Link Posted: 9/4/2022 3:22:58 PM EDT
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“Horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris.”
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 3:24:05 PM EDT
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The Book of Armaments.  Useful yesterday. Useful today. Useful forever.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 3:54:37 PM EDT
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We had a buddy transfer to the Forest Service from the Midwest about 5 years ago. First day on the job he sent us a .pdf file with the how to instructions. Also volunteered for training for it.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 4:13:08 PM EDT
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Explosive horses.....Shit like this is why I became a member here
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 4:16:38 PM EDT
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I like the instruction "horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris"


Like how?  With my handy dandy Leatherman horseshoe removal tool?
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Well you're not worried about the well being of the horse anymore so you could probably just use an axe  beats having a dead horseshoe boomerang whistling back toward your spot.

ETA crap just 4 posts later.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 4:33:18 PM EDT
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Well you're not worried about the well being of the horse anymore so you could probably just use an axe  beats having a dead horseshoe boomerang whistling back toward your spot.

ETA crap just 4 posts later.
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I like the instruction "horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris"


Like how?  With my handy dandy Leatherman horseshoe removal tool?
Well you're not worried about the well being of the horse anymore so you could probably just use an axe  beats having a dead horseshoe boomerang whistling back toward your spot.

ETA crap just 4 posts later.


You use your Farrier's Axe. The spike is used to "humanely" kill wounded horses, and the axe blade to chop off their hoof bearing the regimental number. Still carried by the Household Cavalry.
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Link Posted: 9/4/2022 5:09:34 PM EDT
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Maggots and worms gotta eat to.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 5:11:02 PM EDT
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Maggots and worms gotta eat to.
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in montucky it's more like wolves, bears, cougars, ravens, and foxes
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 5:11:26 PM EDT
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working this into a future safety share
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 5:37:40 PM EDT
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Do you shoot them before you blow them up?
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Buddy I knew yrs ago that guided for western bear hunts said no. Take the old horse out, wrap in det cord or dynamite. Kaboom. Iirc he said it was easier to walk them to where you were going to bear hunt over their remains.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 6:26:08 PM EDT
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Buddy I knew yrs ago that guided for western bear hunts said no. Take the old horse out, wrap in det cord or dynamite. Kaboom. Iirc he said it was easier to walk them to where you were going to bear hunt over their remains.
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PETA would be shitting bricks




Link Posted: 9/4/2022 9:42:58 PM EDT
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WTF man. That's just cruel.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 9:49:16 PM EDT
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And suddenly, for no reason at all that occurs to me, all the threads about the bodies on Mt. Everest popped into my head...
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 9:50:55 PM EDT
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And suddenly, for no reason at all that occurs to me, all the threads about the bodies on Mt. Everest popped into my head...
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Link Posted: 9/4/2022 9:59:15 PM EDT
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For some reason this popped in a news feed for me yesterday and now here it is.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 10:03:19 PM EDT
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My god this should be classified lest suicide horses be implemented
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 10:12:55 PM EDT
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It takes the animals about 4 days to strip a white tail deer.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 10:13:34 PM EDT
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I read about that!

Link Posted: 9/4/2022 10:28:14 PM EDT
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Do you want a dead horse carcass next to a popular trail? Or thousands of pieces of dead horse near a popular trail?
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Is blowing up horses something that US Forestry is required to do frequently?


Do you want a dead horse carcass next to a popular trail? Or thousands of pieces of dead horse near a popular trail?

It seems like birds will have a much easier time cleaning up a myriad of small parts than one whole horse.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 10:29:24 PM EDT
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I like the instruction "horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris"


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a stout bow saw should do it remove the hooves that is.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 10:35:50 PM EDT
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Deto-neigh-tion
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Underrated post.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 10:38:48 PM EDT
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I had a draft horse die recently. I paid a guy to come get it. He said he grinds them up, composts them, and uses them as fertilizer on a sod farm. I thought it was fitting to turn the horse into grass.
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 11:04:33 PM EDT
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Its all about precision.
The question is how much tannerite does it take to blow up a horse?
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 11:17:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2022 11:31:39 PM EDT
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The greatest thing any government has ever accomplished
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 11:32:04 PM EDT
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....this administration probably uses ANAL...
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 11:34:56 PM EDT
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Everyone knows you don't explode horses, you grind 'em:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1dVYyXc8Y
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I bet that place smells GNARLY
Link Posted: 9/4/2022 11:38:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2022 11:49:05 PM EDT
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It takes the animals about 4 days to strip a white tail deer.
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i've seen a deer completely stripped to bone by coyotes in 4-6 hours after the shot with 2 hours of that being a heavy Thunderstorm. nature doesn't mess around.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 12:22:53 AM EDT
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Nightmare material right there….
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 12:25:23 AM EDT
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I dreamed two nights ago that I dismembered a living horse with a Dremel. Woke up from that dream at 1am and didn’t sleep after that.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 12:31:09 AM EDT
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I dreamed two nights ago that I dismembered a living horse with a Dremel. Woke up from that dream at 1am and didn’t sleep after that.
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So your a gunsmith?
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 12:33:18 AM EDT
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Pretty easy actually. It should look like this when you're done.

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Link Posted: 9/5/2022 12:54:33 AM EDT
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There is another one in some Asian country where they had a beached whale mounted on a low boy and were pulling it around downtown.
Hilarity ensued when the external pressure couldn’t hold back the internal pressure of a decaying whale.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 1:17:55 AM EDT
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lol wow thats a lot of dyno-mite!

No grizzlies in the desert, they just get scavenged and turned to jerky n leather
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 1:53:53 AM EDT
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I like the instruction "horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris"


Like how?  With my handy dandy Leatherman horseshoe removal tool?
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Yeah, fuck that. I'd say point the hooves towards San Francisco and let 'er rip.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 3:17:10 AM EDT
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How about a furry horse? How many sticks of dynamite?
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Link Posted: 9/5/2022 4:38:36 AM EDT
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themoreyouknow.gif
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 5:06:10 AM EDT
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More like thousands of little bits will be consumed by birds and everything else that eats meat.


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I always thought most farmers dug a hole and buried dead livestock.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 5:08:54 AM EDT
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take the hooves off with an axe
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I like the instruction "horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris"


Like how?  With my handy dandy Leatherman horseshoe removal tool?
take the hooves off with an axe


During my younger and drunker days, I associated with some "interesting" cowboys. One day I pulled into one of their places for our nightly beer drinking and I saw him heading to the pens with a chainsaw. I inquired what was going on and he replied one of his horses had to be shot (this was not unusual at this particular residence).

I grabbed a beer and followed him to the pen. I asked about the chainsaw, since it would be easier to hook it up to the truck and drag it wherever. It turned out that he had a farrier class coming up and he was going to cut the legs off to have something to work on. I told him "Wes, I think everyone else is going to bring the whole horse. That might not be a good idea". He thought about it, and conceded I was probably right.

Link Posted: 9/5/2022 5:19:47 AM EDT
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Pretty easy actually. It should look like this when you're done.

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Did you buy that at an adult bookstore?
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 7:00:39 AM EDT
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"Consult a qualified blaster when explosives are to be used."

"Horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris."

Awesome.

ETA: Once again, it appears that my High School Guidance Counselor left out a few critical details in terms of career choices.  If I had known that "Qualified Blaster" was on the table, my life would have taken a quite a different path.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 7:39:43 AM EDT
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I guess that's easier that butchering and scattering the remains ala Tibetan skyburial.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 8:03:41 AM EDT
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I know a guys that had to quarter his own horse with a chainsaw after it died in the Bob Marshall.
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Is blowing up horses something that US Forestry is required to do frequently?


I know a guys that had to quarter his own horse with a chainsaw after it died in the Bob Marshall.


1.5 million acres of wilderness surely has a big population of wolves and bears to dispose of the carcass.  I wonder if your guy had to pack it out?
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 8:04:14 AM EDT
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1.5 million acres of wilderness surely has a big population of wolves and bears to dispose of the carcass.  I wonder if your guy had to pack it out?
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I think the point is a horse that dies or needs to be put down out there is probably on a trail used by others either hiking or on horseback, too. They don't want to attract said bears and wolves to that spot where they'll associate it with a free meal and decide they need to take down something still living the next time.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 5:08:45 PM EDT
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I think the point is a horse that dies or needs to be put down out there is probably on a trail used by others either hiking or on horseback, too. They don't want to attract said bears and wolves to that spot where they'll associate it with a free meal and decide they need to take down something still living the next time.
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this.

alot of people just don't understand.
this is not the standard protocol for the usual yard pony.


Link Posted: 9/5/2022 5:23:13 PM EDT
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this.

alot of people just don't understand.
this is not the standard protocol for the usual yard pony.


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Given the difficulty and expense of disposing of the average dead horse (or cow), perhaps it should be the standard protocol, or at least a common option. It's environmentally friendly and supports the ecosystem, after all.
Plus, you get to blow stuff up.
Link Posted: 9/5/2022 5:26:56 PM EDT
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I have no problem with this except mistakes.
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