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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:44:24 PM EDT

Only in Ft Worth, Texas, I swear!!

I went to the gas station to get an energy drink and as I walk up, I noticed these 2 Police Officers watching a woman smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the Officers standing RIGHT there. Anyway, I minded my own business and went in for my drink.

As I was paying I heard someone screaming!! Man, I'm talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw the woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got my drink and walked out the door...the Officers had the woman on the ground putting the fire out!!

Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the patrol car.. I was thinking, arrested?? Shouldn't she be in an ambulance, not a patrol car?? Being the nosy person I am, I asked the Officer what they were arresting her for.

The Officer looked at me, dead serious, and said......"WAVING A FIRE ARM IN PUBLIC!"

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:44:59 PM EDT

[#1]

Groan

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:45:11 PM EDT

[#2]

Ban Him!

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:46:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:46:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:47:46 PM EDT

[#5]

What a terrible joke

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:48:29 PM EDT

[#6]

I thought it was funny.

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:48:39 PM EDT

[#7]

Should have been brandishing a firearm.

I like it.

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:49:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:49:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:49:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Oh fuck, I'm dying over here! Good one, OP!

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:49:31 PM EDT

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Waving a fire arm in public is no joke, more so at a gas station.

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:49:34 PM EDT

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Tough crowd...but it is a Monday.

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:50:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:50:33 PM EDT

[#14]

Take my wife please. I'll be here all week.

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:51:08 PM EDT

[#15]

Ahh fucks sake.
I giggled not very much at all.

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:51:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:51:55 PM EDT

[#17]

That's almost as bad as telling people that if their electric car runs out of juice, just walk over and rob the nearest store.

The police will come and charge you.

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:52:06 PM EDT

[#18]

Ugh.

Mod can we get a ban on this?

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:52:59 PM EDT

[#19]

Someone’s account has been compromised

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:55:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 12:56:17 PM EDT

[#21]

lol

Posted: 9/9/2019 12:59:41 PM EDT

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DK has a ban button. I am about to end our decades-long friendship because he didn't use it here.

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Posted: 9/9/2019 1:03:21 PM EDT

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FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

—Grandma

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:04:01 PM EDT

[#24]

Well it put a grin on my face so I forwarded it to a friend

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:05:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Sensible chuckle

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:08:15 PM EDT

[#26]

Yes.

I chuckled.

A little.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:11:14 PM EDT

[#27]

Stop trying to lighten the mood in this forum!

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:13:53 PM EDT

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Should have been brandishing a firearm.

I like it.

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This, but then it probably would have gone over most folks' heads.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:15:04 PM EDT

[#29]

I liked it

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:18:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 1:20:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Oh my.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:22:17 PM EDT

[#32]

90,000 posts, it figures

Find a wall, run head first into it

It would be less painful than that joke

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:22:20 PM EDT

[#33]

Ya got my OP! I chortled.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:24:51 PM EDT

[#34]

Funny in the Wes Anderson film sort of funny, not hilarious in the Caddyshack sort of funny.

I give it a golf clap.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:24:58 PM EDT

[#35]

This is no time for jokes like this in our country.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:25:44 PM EDT

[#36]

Okay, I laughed a little.

The FW, FW , FW. Grandma reply was more funny though.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:28:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 1:28:53 PM EDT

[#38]

What's with the corny joke threads lately? Groan

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:31:54 PM EDT

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Something wrong with that dog's butt. See a vet - STAT!

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:33:07 PM EDT

[#40]

I chuckled.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:33:24 PM EDT

[#41]

I chuckled a little but I think it was because I was into a good story before the punchline came.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:36:17 PM EDT

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I thought it was funny.

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Posted: 9/9/2019 1:36:24 PM EDT

[#43]

shit, you got me

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:38:34 PM EDT

[#44]

Boo. No.

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:42:44 PM EDT

[#45]

I snickered!

Posted: 9/9/2019 1:45:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 1:49:54 PM EDT

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—Grandma

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This is funnier than the OP.

Posted: 9/9/2019 2:09:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/9/2019 2:35:20 PM EDT

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I thought it was funny.

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Posted: 9/9/2019 2:46:51 PM EDT

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