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Originally Posted By BillythePoet: What do you like best about penis? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BillythePoet: Originally Posted By Hillcountry: What is it about the PENIS that you don’t like? I’m sure you have many “false penises” that you use in both your and your GF’s vajayjays…what is it about a REAL ONE? What do you like best about penis? |
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Originally Posted By RTX: If you're 52, you should be doing a 30-35 year old. Twenty years down the road, you should have traded her off and be doing a 40-45 year old. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By RTX: Originally Posted By Digsafe: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? This. I'm 52, I want to know what 20 years down the road is going to be like If you're 52, you should be doing a 30-35 year old. Twenty years down the road, you should have traded her off and be doing a 40-45 year old. Half a man's age +7 is the rule . |
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Glad you found someone to spend some quality time with,OP.
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Your historical ancestors experienced horrible unspeakable shit to survive and reproduce, they would have been very disappointed to learn all their efforts ended with you. - steinhab
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I couldn’t jerk off to this no matter how hard I tried, so I guess I’ll just wish you well.
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There's no such thing as a free lunch.
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Nope
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Life member of CRPA. FPC contributor.
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: my buddy says: 87% of Gee Dee ain't had a 'gina since a 'gina had them and is wearing stained XXXL sweatpants and diabetic shoes and a MAGA hat whilst doing donuts in their mom's basement right now on their jazzy scooters next to their pallets of shitty surplus 7.62x54R from 1923 and their life size cardboard cutouts of Alex Jones and Donald Trump and exhausting their supply of distilled wudder for the old CPAP machine and screaming "MA! THE MEATLOAF!! WE WANT IT RIGHT MEOW!!! AND I NEED MOAR MOUNTAIN DEW AND FLUSHABLE WIPES!!!!" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By SparticleBrane: Originally Posted By SkyFive: My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring. Arfcom GD: "the only acceptable kind of sex is missionary, in the dark, solely for the purposes of procreation." I am behind and probably already mentioned….but… …where the fuck are cheeto’s in all that.. |
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RIP CeCe and FCSD you will be missed
Mike_314..If there was communism in the desert, there would soon be a shortage of sand. 87% shit posting - 13% I am caught in a rule change RSM 20/21 RSL 4522: we will shit on your pillow.. (3613 note) |
Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: Can confirm. At ease. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: Originally Posted By 80085: I think we need verification of OEM status or at least could pass for a female status. I once took one for the GD team and verified a dude was in fact who he said he was. Someone needs to step up here. @onlineallthetime Can confirm. At ease. thanks . |
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every gun makes its own tune
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Originally Posted By 9D1Alpha: Half a man's age +7 is the rule . View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 9D1Alpha: Originally Posted By RTX: Originally Posted By Digsafe: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? This. I'm 52, I want to know what 20 years down the road is going to be like If you're 52, you should be doing a 30-35 year old. Twenty years down the road, you should have traded her off and be doing a 40-45 year old. Half a man's age +7 is the rule . That rule died a long ass time ago, plus it was bullshit to begin with. |
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"I got this. We'll skip the dicks" DK-Prof 12/7/21
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: Can confirm. At ease. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: Originally Posted By 80085: I think we need verification of OEM status or at least could pass for a female status. I once took one for the GD team and verified a dude was in fact who he said he was. Someone needs to step up here. @onlineallthetime Can confirm. At ease. You have our attention. |
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“A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.” James 1:8 KJV
"Can a man who's warm understand one who's freezing?" Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn |
Originally Posted By zeekh: Do find orgasms harder to achieve as you get older? No dildo use? If not is that because of vaginally atrophy? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By zeekh: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Usually carpet munching. Maybe scissoring or otherwise groping around. Then the big-O or two. Or three or four Do find orgasms harder to achieve as you get older? No dildo use? If not is that because of vaginally atrophy? Hey, hey...let's not get personal here. |
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I was fully prepared for 2024 to be wild but gun toting senior citizen lesbian cedar scented box munching was NOT on my bingo card.
Carry on, OP! |
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Originally Posted By RTX: You have our attention. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By RTX: Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: Originally Posted By 80085: I think we need verification of OEM status or at least could pass for a female status. I once took one for the GD team and verified a dude was in fact who he said he was. Someone needs to step up here. @onlineallthetime Can confirm. At ease. You have our attention. Bros always gotta' be contentious. That's the opposite of "at ease." |
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
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At 74 is it still a snapper or would it be more accurate to call it the clapper?
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OP
Thank you for cuming out amongst us. Is taking it up the angus exclusive to the gay men or do you find a fair number of lesbos that either like to give it or receive it up the junction? If so, why? The idea of a lesbian putting on a fake penis just seems kind of silly. I watched a tik tok video recently where a guy was talking about getting with two womenz at once and he explained that one girl put on a strap on and went to pound town on the other girl or him, it wasn’t clear, but anyway, the girl wearing the strap on, pretended to orgasm that fella got so mad. He asked the girl why the hell are you pretending to nut when there are none? It was a laugh riot I mean a real knee slapper. |
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Strive to carry the handgun you would want anywhere, everywhere; forget that good area bullcrap.
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I can sure tell some people haven’t been around gay people before, especially conservative gay people. One of my best friends is a gay woman. Great motocross rider and mechanic. She’s an athlete and fitness fanatic. Into mountain biking like me. She doesn’t get in your face with her “gayness”, she’s just a cool person. Dresses like a “girl” and isn’t “butch”, but is just not into men. Is in a relationship with a long time partner. Different strokes, I don’t care.
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Ok, I answered the questions. I think we can lock it down now and get back to shooting trespassers, Trump threads, and fad diets. I hope this was informative. Probably should have posted a warning but at least there are no pics.
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I don't know how I missed this thread. One of the most adventurous and wildest woman I've been with in bed was a 72 year old (I'm 66). Age is just a number.
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'When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.' -Sun Tzu
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op request
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