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Posted: 4/4/2020 10:41:55 PM EDT
So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account.

I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I’m there

Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I’m writing a check for no reason

I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!?

Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Hermès tie and Jacob and Company watch.

He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance

10 minutes later I’m out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye

This is a very large national community bank and I’m considering moving my money

How was your day?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:43:08 PM EDT
[#1]
Attachment Attached File

Somebody had to.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:43:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Link please?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:43:40 PM EDT
[#3]
Deposit a check? Ok boomer
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:43:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:44:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Was Karen and her brood there too?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:44:26 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm confused.

You wrote a check to yourself and deposited it back into the same account?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:44:32 PM EDT
[#7]
for some reason I assumed you were less than 65 years old
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:45:20 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:45:23 PM EDT
[#9]
WTF
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:45:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Is this a joke?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:46:01 PM EDT
[#11]
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I'm confused.

You wrote a check to yourself and deposited it back into the same account?
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This

What the fuck are you babbling about OP?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:46:05 PM EDT
[#12]
Really "try hard" parody....
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:46:24 PM EDT
[#13]
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Deposit a check? Ok boomer
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Why deposit a check from your checking account into your checking account? The money is already in the account.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:46:24 PM EDT
[#14]
Monday I’ll be going to the bank to do the same type of thing and mine is going to take an appointment. And I’m betting I won’t make a thread about it.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:46:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:46:50 PM EDT
[#16]
quit laundering money.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:47:14 PM EDT
[#17]
The worst type of bank customers are the ones with a little bit of money who think they’re a big deal.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:47:26 PM EDT
[#18]
I understand this parody 10/10
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:47:32 PM EDT
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Is this a joke?
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Yes.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:47:49 PM EDT
[#20]
5 digits...LOL
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:47:50 PM EDT
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I'm confused.

You wrote a check to yourself and deposited it back into the same account?
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I don't get it either.

Concise explanation for a financial re tard?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:47:58 PM EDT
[#22]
A five whole digit account balance?

WOW! Bet that impressed the heck out of them!



Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:48:19 PM EDT
[#23]
Banks suck. I keep my money parked with discover online. The only issue I have is when I sell something and have a large amount of cash on hand.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:48:41 PM EDT
[#24]
Weak ass rant.  Everyone is stressed, so cut her a break.  I work for a Credit Union and the people that work at our branches are stressed and do not want to be near people.

OP, is set in his ways as you are worried about nothing...do a mobile deposit and get with the times.  Keep your ass at home and not make people wait on you because you can't use technology.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:48:51 PM EDT
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Yes.
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Whats the context? Whats the "joke"?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:49:01 PM EDT
[#26]
Parody thread.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:49:06 PM EDT
[#27]
OK Kyle.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:49:07 PM EDT
[#28]
“You best start believing in parody threads, Miss Turner... you're in one!”
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Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:49:36 PM EDT
[#29]
Respectable effort
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:50:09 PM EDT
[#30]
5 digits!  Holy shit
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:50:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
So every week on Saturdays I go into my branch to deposit a check from my checking account into my checking account.

I prefer doing this in person that way I can fill out the SAR while I’m there

Well today there was a new teller and she kept going on and on about how I’m writing a check for no reason

I was aghast with her comment...does she not know how bank fraud works??!!?

Well I must have raised my voice because the branch manager comes out to talk to me with his shiny new Hermès tie and Jacob and Company watch.

He asks me to calm down and that he will cash the check himself as I’m a valued client with a 5 digit account balance

10 minutes later I’m out on my way and the new teller is giving me the stink eye

This is a very large national community bank and I’m considering moving my money

How was your day?
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I mean if it were like 6 or 7 figures then maybe they'd let you do whatever...
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:50:51 PM EDT
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A five whole digit account balance?

WOW! Bet that impressed the heck out of them!



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That's what I was thinking  "Uh, five whole digits...?  Am I missing something?"  Lol
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:51:01 PM EDT
[#33]
I can do that from my phone in 30 seconds.

Shit, I bought a house with my phone.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:51:24 PM EDT
[#34]
LOL, 5 digits

LOL, writing checks  No one writes checks anymore boomer!
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:51:55 PM EDT
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A five whole digit account balance?

WOW! Bet that impressed the heck out of them!



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Hey, $99,999.00 in a checking isn’t exactly chump change
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:52:25 PM EDT
[#36]
So was this from Checking account from Bank A into checking account from Bank B?

I have no comprehension of why you would do this from and to the same checking account.

Anybody got an explanation?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:52:27 PM EDT
[#37]
Is this a Karen post?!
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:52:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Parody lulz
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:52:42 PM EDT
[#39]
Important thing that I think ALOT of people are missing here- OP went INTO the lobby. As in FTF with not just one, but two actual people... Who actually has a bank lobby open, instead of being just the drive- up window?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:52:54 PM EDT
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After my last "based on a true story" post, this had me literally crying in laughter.  The first two lines had me spitting out my drink.

bravo OP.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:53:03 PM EDT
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Whats the context? Whats the "joke"?
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Gene5 and This guy
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:53:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:53:47 PM EDT
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The worst type of bank customers are the ones with a little bit of money who think they’re a big deal.
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Five digit balance, man!  

Status isn’t until 6, and even then no real perks until 7, not to include investments held by the firm.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:54:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:54:28 PM EDT
[#45]
IBTL

Parody thread!
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:55:14 PM EDT
[#46]
You said "I was aghast"

LOL, now that's funny

Drama queen much?



Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:55:17 PM EDT
[#47]
5 DIGIT?
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:55:23 PM EDT
[#48]
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5 digits...LOL
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He didn't say where the decimal is...
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:55:24 PM EDT
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Weak OP. Hey back to me when you loan yourself the money to buy your house, go to one bank to buy a cashiers check to deposit into your checking account in person in the branch at your other bank and then circle around to the ATM to withdraw enough cash to go to the Western Union to get another money order which you will deposit into your savings account that you will them save instead of investing into pork belly futures.
Link Posted: 4/4/2020 10:56:08 PM EDT
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I mean, really?

You posted a thread about THIS lame ass shit?

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