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Posted: 12/30/2022 11:30:21 PM EDT
What type of sandwich would you make?


Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:31:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Ohhh look….what’s that over there……
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:31:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:31:45 PM EDT
[#3]
Rueben.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:32:45 PM EDT
[#4]
If I put one foot on each's head I might get pulled in.....
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:32:46 PM EDT
[#5]
what kind of sandwich attracts sharks?
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:33:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Would I save one??? IDK...
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:34:58 PM EDT
[#7]
I would save Nancy Pelosi, she might be thankful and give me some poon after.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:35:16 PM EDT
[#8]
I assume as one of the most decadent sandwiches, the Monte Cristo, would take most of my time and attention.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:35:32 PM EDT
[#9]
A double millstone sandwich
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:35:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Han & Cheese, melt and toasted.

Can I have a coke?
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:36:54 PM EDT
[#11]
Or maybe a Philly cheese-steak.

Cubans are good too.

As are French dips...

I'd have to think about it for a bit.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:36:58 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm not a monster. I'd make them whatever kind of sandwich they asked for.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:37:54 PM EDT
[#13]
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Are you a doctor in drownings?
Are you fluent in all cultures? Maybe they're reenacting an ancient cultural event.
Are you a professional water rescuer? Or some sort of vigilante?
Do you realize that every time you rescue someone, you are stealing the food out a the mouth of a union members child?

Do the RIGHT thing and save it for the professionals. Be a good witness.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:38:26 PM EDT
[#14]
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i thought you were serious for a sec
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:39:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:39:48 PM EDT
[#16]
Are we not allowed to use the Coke joke anymore?
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:39:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:40:03 PM EDT
[#18]
A knuckle sandwich. Applied liberally and repeatedly.

For me? Wife's home made Reuben.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:40:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Tits float. Push obungo down
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:43:01 PM EDT
[#20]
In reality, it's us that is drowning, and them eating a sandwich
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:43:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Muffeletta or shrimp po boy, and I’m taking a long fucking time to make one.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:49:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:50:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:52:26 PM EDT
[#24]
Tough decision, probably have to mull it over for a couple days
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:52:37 PM EDT
[#25]
I’d save the American taxpayers and walk away
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:53:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Probably piss in the water to raise the level a bit more.
Link Posted: 12/30/2022 11:58:38 PM EDT
[#27]
I'd step on their heads to hop across the river..
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:04:13 AM EDT
[#28]
I'd start the bidding at $87 million.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:05:21 AM EDT
[#29]
BLT but it takes a while to cook the bacon nice and crispy
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:06:44 AM EDT
[#30]
Grilled ham and cheese
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:06:47 AM EDT
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I don't know, but I'd also be dry and drinking an RC Cola (F woke Coke).
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:08:12 AM EDT
[#32]
God's sandwich, a BLT with extra crispy bacon.  :)
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:11:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:12:35 AM EDT
[#34]
Dagwood.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:13:11 AM EDT
[#35]
You seen the jugs on Pelosi??? She ain't drowning....

But if she was I would sadly save FBHO....
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:13:33 AM EDT
[#36]
Philly Cheese Steak

2 years to raise and slaughter a cow.
14 months to age swiss cheese.
4 months to grow an onion, a green pepper, and seasonings.
1 hr 30 min to slow cook the beef roast.
3 hours to make French bread.

Enjoy
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:14:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:14:38 AM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:21:34 AM EDT
[#39]
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Are you a doctor in drownings?
Are you fluent in all cultures? Maybe they're reenacting an ancient cultural event.
Are you a professional water rescuer? Or some sort of vigilante?
Do you realize that every time you rescue someone, you are stealing the food out a the mouth of a union members child?

Do the RIGHT thing and save it for the professionals. Be a good witness.
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You forgot the bit about some cultures believing you're responsible for someone you save... would you want that responsibility?
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:21:37 AM EDT
[#40]
I'm a busy man
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:21:49 AM EDT
[#41]
Um, curious. Why does it have to be some has-been ex president Instead of the current DEMented President?

Hell, I’d probably shout for help if I saw Obama drowning, but I’m SAR guy who is not trained in water rescue, like the dive team, so no swimmy swim for me. He never banned my bumpstocks, just my 7n6 anyway…
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:23:05 AM EDT
[#42]
Pelosi has built in life preservers.... FBHO would sink like a rock.

Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:27:54 AM EDT
[#43]
A cold meatloaf sandwich.  I'd have to make the meatloaf, let it cool, put it in the fridge overnight, and then have a sandwich the next day.  So, time consuming.  I'd be busy.  

Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:32:00 AM EDT
[#44]
While there's still a little time, I'd like for them to get a taste of the same poop sandwich that we've all been enjoying.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:32:04 AM EDT
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Her tits are like sandbags. No hope for her as she'd be the first to go under.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:34:29 AM EDT
[#46]
Gigantic shit sandwich.
I'd make them choke on it.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:34:51 AM EDT
[#47]
Corned beef or Pastrami, I need to brine the meat for a few weeks, cook the meat, bake up some Rye bread.

Shit I bet it would take at least 3 weeks to fix up the meat.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:40:25 AM EDT
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Go right ahead because there will be a line as far as you can see waiting to drown her and you.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:42:12 AM EDT
[#49]
This is really a struggle for me.

My conscience tells me that, as a Christian, I must treat even their lives as sacred and attempt to save one.

As an American, I'd rather have a coke.

I suppose I'd save FBHO as he isn't already at deaths door, the Bible does say to bless those that curse you.

loving your enemies is hard.  If it were easy, there'd be no need of the commandment.
Link Posted: 12/31/2022 12:43:33 AM EDT
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One that's bloody.
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