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Posted: 7/13/2019 8:02:55 PM EDT

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The last few Bond movies have sucked anyway. Might as well kill the franchise off

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:04:06 PM EDT

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Oh, but prepare for the raving reviews and Oscar wins. Mark it down!

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:04:53 PM EDT

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For fucks sake....

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:05:25 PM EDT

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I thought Daniel Craig was the best James Bond. Sean Connery 2nd.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:07:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2019 8:07:38 PM EDT

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I thought Daniel Craig was the best James Bond. Sean Connery 2nd.

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Posted: 7/13/2019 8:08:03 PM EDT

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If it's the new bond, that's stupid. But the series has seen bond return his License to kill (007), and follows Bond anyway.

So we'll see.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:09:05 PM EDT

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I thought Daniel Craig was the best James Bond. Sean Connery 2nd.

Dalton was closest to the novels.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:09:17 PM EDT

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What in the blue fuck is that thing

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:09:23 PM EDT

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That thing has a face for radio.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:10:18 PM EDT

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I don't care.

It's awkwardly obvious, which makes it silly. If they do this to James Bond, I don't think it's going to make a lot of money. ....get woke go broke.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:10:26 PM EDT

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Dalton was closest to the novels.

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I thought Daniel Craig was the best James Bond. Sean Connery 2nd.

Dalton was closest to the novels.

But the worst movie wise

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:10:32 PM EDT

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I'm pretty sure that's a man.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:11:23 PM EDT

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Craig played Bond fine and Casino Royale was good. The rest of his films were bad though IMO.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:12:42 PM EDT

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this

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:12:55 PM EDT

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I thought for a second it was Magic Johnson’s son/daughter

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Posted: 7/13/2019 8:13:02 PM EDT

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People should read the article.
Bond is retired and his number is reissued to a new agent.
Bond comes out of retirement to help MI6 and it's introduced to the replacement 007 and sets out to bang her.

She is not the new Bond.

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Is this a joke? A parody of some sort?

People should read the article.
Bond is retired and his number is reissued to a new agent.
Bond comes out of retirement to help MI6 and it's introduced to the replacement 007 and sets out to bang her.

She is not the new Bond.

Even that would still be a disappointment.

Bond girls are supposed to be attractive, not whatever she is.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:15:03 PM EDT

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But you all loved her in Captain Marvel

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Posted: 7/13/2019 8:15:10 PM EDT

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I skipped everything between Roger Moore and Daniel Craig...well, almost. I did see Never Say Never Again in the theater, but I'm not sure if that counts.
I played Goldeneye on Nintendo while I waited for a new 007.

This next idea is just garbage.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:17:42 PM EDT

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I thought Idris Elba was going to be the next Bond, which I was thought was cool. He seemed like he would fit the role well for action packed movie. I guess he didn't want the role and they decided to make it a female 007. I'm guessing this will end up like the SJW Ghostbusters that bombed in the box office.

New James Bond film feature British actress taking over Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename (but that doesn't stop legendary agent trying to seduce her)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html

In a 'popcorn-dropping moment' the actress is handed Bond's number
Bond girls have been renamed as Bond women in the new movie
The new Bond movie pays tribute to the past 007 films

NEW 007 - Is now female
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/07/13/21/16009112-7244623-image-a-11_1563048356192.jpg

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Fuck that. They didn't even pick a good looking woman.

Another movie series dead to me.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:18:26 PM EDT

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But you all loved her in Captain Marvel https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/459941/208F1B28-D802-4BEB-A477-8C382E56A160_jpeg-1014981.JPG

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Never saw it.

She has caterpillars for eyebrows.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:19:40 PM EDT

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I thought Idris Elba was going to be the next Bond, which I was thought was cool. He seemed like he would fit the role well for action packed movie. I guess he didn't want the role and they decided to make it a female 007. I'm guessing this will end up like the SJW Ghostbusters that bombed in the box office.

New James Bond film feature British actress taking over Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename (but that doesn't stop legendary agent trying to seduce her)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html

In a 'popcorn-dropping moment' the actress is handed Bond's number
Bond girls have been renamed as Bond women in the new movie
The new Bond movie pays tribute to the past 007 films

NEW 007 - Is now female
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/07/13/21/16009112-7244623-image-a-11_1563048356192.jpg

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Looks like a man in that pic

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:19:54 PM EDT

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I liked that movie. It had the 60's/ early 70's grittiness to it One of the few Theron movies I liked.she fucked up Aeon Flux.

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Jesus, they had Atomic Blonde for their strong heroine. Not enough. They had to fuck up Bond.

I liked that movie. It had the 60's/ early 70's grittiness to it One of the few Theron movies I liked.she fucked up Aeon Flux.

I didn't expect to like it, but they got the music right and gave her enough spirit and just not quitting that I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. I liked Atomic Blonde.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:20:35 PM EDT

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007 Jane Blonde

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:21:24 PM EDT

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That's a dude.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:21:26 PM EDT

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So they decided that they don't want their primary audience....what audience are they going for? I don't really know any normal people who would find this worth their time.

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They always talk during the whole movie anyway

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:21:38 PM EDT

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I thought for a second it was Magic Johnson's son/daughter

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I have low standards, but it is ugly as fuck.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:25:07 PM EDT

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She looked like a woman in Capt Marval

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:25:24 PM EDT

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Not to say it WONT be a SJW bomb, but some of you guys aren’t reading closely enough.

Bond is retired and they gave his code name ‘007’ to a new agent, the girl (term used loosely)

I can’t imagine that the production company is stupid enough to uproot over 50 years of tradition but then again it’s 2019 who knows.

I’m guessing they give her just enough time on screen to satisfy the diversity element then Bond comes back into the fold and resssumes his 007 moniker.

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In this particular movie? Perhaps. In the series? No way.

White actors/actresses playing a character can always be replaced by non-white actor/actresses and no one blinks, but once a character/role has been played by a black person, it can NEVER again be played by a non-black, because that would be racist. Even if this actress fails to attract audiences as 007, and gets replaced by the studio, her replacement will *have* to be another black woman. It's the absolute law of SJW/liberal community.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:25:29 PM EDT

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People should read the article.
Bond is retired and his number is reissued to a new agent.
Bond comes out of retirement to help MI6 and it's introduced to the replacement 007 and sets out to bang her.

She is not the new Bond.

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Lol.

Make sure you register as a Democrat for 2020.

She IS 007. That means she IS James Bond.

But you keep trying to explain to us all how it's OK.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:26:39 PM EDT

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I guess this solves the following questions of who wins in a fight:

007 vs. John Wick
007 vs. Jason Bourne
007 vs. Jack Reacher
007 vs. Mitch Rapp
007 vs. Aimless (opps disregard)

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:27:03 PM EDT

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Without fail, there are about three movie franchises left that I’ll still go see in the theater on opening day ... whenever they release one.

Looks like we are down to two

FUSJW’s!

FUHolywood!

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:28:53 PM EDT

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I thought Idris Elba was going to be the next Bond, which I was thought was cool. He seemed like he would fit the role well for action packed movie. I guess he didn't want the role and they decided to make it a female 007. I'm guessing this will end up like the SJW Ghostbusters that bombed in the box office.

New James Bond film feature British actress taking over Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename (but that doesn't stop legendary agent trying to seduce her)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html

In a 'popcorn-dropping moment' the actress is handed Bond's number
Bond girls have been renamed as Bond women in the new movie
The new Bond movie pays tribute to the past 007 films

NEW 007 - Is now female
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/07/13/21/16009112-7244623-image-a-11_1563048356192.jpg

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Reading the article, she may not be Bond, but she does appear to be his replacement and she will be 007. Things like Bond needs to evolve with the times and he needs to deal with #METOO. Yeah. It's going to be a stinking pile of crap. Unless she mouths off to Bond and he takes her over his knee and paddles her in the intro scene it has no hope.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:29:14 PM EDT

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Idris Elba would have sucked and was the SJW idea. Now a female?

Daniel Craig was awesome. I'm done with it if this pans out.

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Posted: 7/13/2019 8:29:19 PM EDT

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I have low standards, but it is ugly as fuck.

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I thought for a second it was Magic Johnson's son/daughter

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/19/16/3F635E0C00000578-4425644-image-a-5_1492615759709.jpg

I have low standards, but it is ugly as fuck.

I'm sitting in a public shitter laughing my ass off at some of the comments and I imagine the other guys in here are wondering WTF is going on

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:30:53 PM EDT

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Apparently Commando (1985) is being redone and they have named the new lead actor to one up the new 007...

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:31:15 PM EDT

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I’ll be in my basement playing n64 goldeneye to purge this article from memory.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:34:33 PM EDT

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However, traditionalists can relax: she's not the new Bond, but a new character who takes over his secret agent number after he leaves MI6.

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So called "traditionalist" will not relax because James Bond = 007. Quit trying to cram SJW crap everywhere. Not going to hold my breath for a predominantly minority / female role to be rewritten for a white man.

No thanks. Opting out. Hopefully all the feminists will watch it.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:35:09 PM EDT

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agreed he just had shitty plots

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:35:18 PM EDT

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What on earth

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:36:02 PM EDT

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Get woke, go broke.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:39:53 PM EDT

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I'm waiting to see the SJW Die Hard remake....not.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:41:09 PM EDT

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I thought Idris Elba was going to be the next Bond, which I was thought was cool. He seemed like he would fit the role well for action packed movie. I guess he didn’t want the role and they decided to make it a female 007. I’m guessing this will end up like the SJW Ghostbusters that bombed in the box office.

New James Bond film feature British actress taking over Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename (but that doesn't stop legendary agent trying to seduce her)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html

In a 'popcorn-dropping moment' the actress is handed Bond's number
Bond girls have been renamed as Bond women in the new movie
The new Bond movie pays tribute to the past 007 films

NEW 007 - Is now female
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/07/13/21/16009112-7244623-image-a-11_1563048356192.jpg

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Looks like her knees have seen a lot of action.