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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:05:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not only did these degenerates rape the lizard, but the fucking idiots RECORDED themselves raping the lizard. How sick is that? I got a hundy that says they were going to play it back later on and wank to the video of themselves raping the lizard.  |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 8:46:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: bruh Your avatar. Appropriate, it is. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 8:52:16 AM EDT
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Not familiar with a bengal monitor. Very familiar with Nile monitors. No chance you're raping one. Meanest creature on Earth.
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:59:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not familiar with a bengal monitor. Very familiar with Nile monitors. No chance you're raping one. Meanest creature on Earth. Indians have gang rape down to a science. This was the final test of their abilities before attempting a bengal tiger. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 10:02:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I truly believe that there are some people who simply don’t deserve to breathe oxygen, and I’ll just leave it at that.. Were they into "animal husbandry"? - he asked unknowingly, nudge-nudge, sink-wink, say no more, say no more .... |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 10:03:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2022 10:06:39 AM EDT
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This is what happens when you don't show bobs and vagene.
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Posted: 4/14/2022 10:14:36 AM EDT
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They fucked this thing?
Really? 
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Posted: 4/14/2022 10:26:45 AM EDT
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Not watching....
Where do you weirdos find this stuff? Time to unplug and get out of your parents basement...... 
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Posted: 4/14/2022 11:23:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not familiar with a bengal monitor. Very familiar with Nile monitors. No chance you're raping one. Meanest creature on Earth. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 11:34:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not only did these degenerates rape the lizard, but the fucking idiots RECORDED themselves raping the lizard. How sick is that? I got a hundy that says they were going to play it back later on and wank to the video of themselves raping the lizard. Definitely dont watch the doc "Zoo" about the group of guys that filmed themselves getting fucked by horses until one of them died from horse cock impalement. Shit like this makes me giggle when you meet girls that claim they have a man's sex drive. You may have a higher than average sex drive than a woman and maybe youve fucked some dudes with lower than average male sex drives but you are not in the same ballpark. We wouldnt have a #metoo movement if women had the same sex drive as dudes. We'd all be fucking and sucking everytime we caught eyes in the grocery store, or coming out of the gym locker room, or taking a left at a busy intersection. Dudes only want one thing and it's disgusting. 
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Posted: 4/14/2022 5:48:50 PM EDT
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In a shocking incident, four people have been arrested for allegedly raping a bengal monitor lizard in the Sahydari Tiger Reserve near Gothane village in Maharashthra.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:13:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: i have accepted for fact that they are not the first to ever rape a lizard, nor will they be the last. but seriously tho, what animal has a human not fucked ? Maybe this one? https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.7Q9NTIMxDuA7t5UXCEhSuAHaFH%26pid%3DApi&f=1  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:14:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the fuck. You ain't had pussy until you had lizard pussy….. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:18:32 PM EDT
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well thats..............something.
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:22:45 PM EDT
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"Hiss" means "Hiss"
What are the odds that it was a male lizard? |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:29:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: blue whale? mouse? Not for want of trying. RIP John McAfee. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:30:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'm probably going to hell. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:31:02 PM EDT
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Does this mean those guys are going to be "Monitored" for a while..?
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:33:29 PM EDT
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India..... not surprised AT ALL....
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Posted: 4/14/2022 6:36:46 PM EDT
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If you know the history of the Nephilim, you know our future.
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:09:48 PM EDT
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The criminals have been identified as (the usual helpdesk names). After the Maharashtra Forest Department checked the mobile phone of the accused, it came to know about the incident. The officials found the recording of the act which showed the accused allegedly gang-raping the monitor lizard. The accused were then traced by the officials posted at Sangli forest reserve with the help of CCTV footage in which they can be seen roaming in the forest. The forest officials, who are perplexed about the incident, will take up the matter with the Indian Penal Court to discuss the charges against the accused. According to the officials, the accused will be produced in a court and appropriate legal action will be taken against them. For those who dont know, the bengal monitor lizard is a reserved species under the Wildlife Protection Act 1972. If convicted, the accused could be charged with seven years of imprisonment. I wonder if the lizard was under age and there will be additional charges. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:16:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:19:53 PM EDT
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"I swear, my good man, the harlot asked for it"
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:21:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny, just last Saturday I was sitting around with friends, and one of them said "You know, we should go fuck a big lizard."  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:24:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There are just too many fucking people on the planet… Fucking pandemic failed us.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:25:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny, just last Saturday I was sitting around with friends, and one of them said "You know, we should go fuck a big lizard."  Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:26:33 PM EDT
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Rule 34.
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:26:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I mean....what do ya brag about when your in prison? Fucked a big lizard   Daddy's all pent up  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:28:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Everything in the Monterrey Bay aquarium... cross off the list. Thanks a lot, Japan. Fucking weirdos. Octopus no more now it’s 
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:30:35 PM EDT
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...just clarify:
"For those who dont know, the bengal monitor lizard is a reserved species under the Wildlife Protection Act 1972. If convicted, the accused could be charged with seven years of imprisonment." ...well, its a good thing its a "reserved species", otherwise, had it been a normal rape 'o lizard day, it would have only been a fix 'it ticket. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:31:00 PM EDT
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Lizard coach is bad enough, but one of those sorry bastages called out "Sloppy Fourths!"
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:32:39 PM EDT
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 This is a very difficult time to disclose that I own a taxidermied monitor lizard |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:38:47 PM EDT
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While I have no doubt there are Hindis who would fuck a lizard, Indian “news” media makes CNN look like real Journalists.
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:55:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny, just last Saturday I was sitting around with friends, and one of them said "You know, we should go fuck a big lizard." Yeah, but James Carville doesn't count. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:57:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2022 7:58:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to hell, I read that in Steve Irwin's voice Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: oh my golly gosh, yes, take it in the cloaca. I assumed it was a Steve Irwin quote. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 8:00:48 PM EDT
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All cultures are equal.
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Posted: 4/14/2022 8:03:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2022 8:06:02 PM EDT
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Now, when the day goes to sleep
And the full moon looks The night is so black that the darkness cooks Don't you come creepin' around Makin' me do things I don't wanna do Can't believe that you need my love so bad Come sneakin' around tryin' to drive me mad Bustin' in on my dreams Makin' me see things I don't wanna see 'Cause you're da Green Maharashtra with the two prong crown All my tryin' is up, all your bringin' is down Just takin' my love then slippin' away Leavin' me here just tryin' to keep from followin' you |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 8:14:18 PM EDT
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Unfortunately for the lizard, not one of its attackers suffered from a reptile dysfunction.
 
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Posted: 4/14/2022 8:17:48 PM EDT
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Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:21:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/401569/IMG_20220414_121039-2349180.jpgThis is a very difficult time to disclose that I own a taxidermied monitor lizard Cold Ethyl... |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:28:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Unfortunately for the lizard, not one of its attackers suffered from a reptile dysfunction. You owe me a keyboard. 
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:34:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Unfortunately for the lizard, not one of its attackers suffered from a reptile dysfunction.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:37:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cold Ethyl... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/401569/IMG_20220414_121039-2349180.jpgThis is a very difficult time to disclose that I own a taxidermied monitor lizard Cold Ethyl... The gentleman I bought it from has a rather interesting past. |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:50:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny, just last Saturday I was sitting around with friends, and one of them said "You know, we should go fuck a big lot lizard." Fixed it for you. How’d it go? |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:51:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Unfortunately for the lizard, not one of its attackers suffered from a reptile dysfunction. Winner |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 9:59:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i have accepted for fact that they are not the first to ever rape a lizard, nor will they be the last. but seriously tho, what animal has a human not fucked ? "various and sundry barnyard animals" (taken from US Army court martial of a soldier who got caught in a German IIRC, farmers barn.) |
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Posted: 4/14/2022 10:04:46 PM EDT
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