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Link Posted: 1/21/2019 9:54:17 AM EDT
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Clue, the movie. Granted I was a teenager when I saw it in the theater, but it bugged me that it was a who-dunnit, where you put together the clues as the movie goes on, trying to piece together who was the murderer. But each theater got a different ending, meaning the whole movie up to the reveal at the end was meaningless, as they just stuck a different ending with a different murderer, depending on what theater you saw it in. I guess it still kind of bugs me today.
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That was to keep people from giving away the ending. The non-theatrical version shows all the possible endings, then the real one. I would list Clue as a must watch. One of my favourites.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 9:55:47 AM EDT
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There were some good titty shots in that....
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Yeah, I was going to mention that. But titties are just too easy to see outside of movies these days. It just doesn't make up for everything else
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 9:57:13 AM EDT
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Reservoir Dogs

Boondocks Saints
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 9:58:03 AM EDT
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Hail, Ceasar!   I usually screen movies fairly well so it's rare I get a really bad one.  However...….this movie was soooooooo bad I had to quit watching.   Just couldn't stand wasting time.  Only one of a few movies I quit watching my whole life.  If a movie has some kind of redeeming quality I'll try to stick it out but this one was absolutely horrible.  This, after rave reviews from the "Hollywood insider" crowd.  Never again.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 9:59:05 AM EDT
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She did, Blade was one of them.
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Anything with Traci Lords in it.
Not sure about that, didn't she do one or two legal films.
She did, Blade was one of them.
Not quite what he's talking about.

She made one XXX movie after turning 18 and it was made out of the country because the industry here was pissed at her.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:00:42 AM EDT
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Daddy’s Home

Unwatchable trash.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:03:42 AM EDT
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Hail, Ceasar!   I usually screen movies fairly well so it's rare I get a really bad one.  However....this movie was soooooooo bad I had to quit watching.   Just couldn't stand wasting time.  Only one of a few movies I quit watching my whole life.  If a movie has some kind of redeeming quality I'll try to stick it out but this one was absolutely horrible.  This, after rave reviews from the "Hollywood insider" crowd.  Never again.
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True. I usually see George Clooney's movies and that one was worthless.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:09:06 AM EDT
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After Earth.

It's so bad it permanently damaged Will Smith's and M.Night Shyamalan's career and ended what ever career his son had coasting on is dad's coat tails.
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A Scientology based film that did for Will Smith & his boy Jaden what "Battlefield Earth" did for John Travolta & Barry Pepper...
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:14:06 AM EDT
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Anything made by M. Night Shamalan
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:18:19 AM EDT
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Nice to see Graham Greene is still around.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:23:13 AM EDT
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Anything made by M. Night Shamalan
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Signs and Unbreakable were decent
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:26:21 AM EDT
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Nice to see Graham Greene is still around.
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Nice to see Graham Greene is still around.
Graham's best work was Edgar "KB" Montrose
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Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:38:35 AM EDT
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Thank you. I don’t get the love for this movie in GD. For me,’irritating and stupid’ pretty much sum up this movie.

My nomination: Wanted

One of the few movies I’ve walked out on. So bad.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 12:25:33 PM EDT
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Serbian film

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This, I can stomach some things and fetishes....but god damn that film took smut to a whole nother level.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 12:27:12 PM EDT
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Signs and Unbreakable were decent
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Signs and Unbreakable were decent
Signs was pure shit.
Unbreakable was good.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 12:40:55 PM EDT
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Lawnmower man.
I walked out of the theater.

How does a guy do a great film like The Shining put out such garbage.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 12:44:10 PM EDT
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That one I had a couple scenes in back in the late 90's,  so far it hasn't come back to haunt me.
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"All Guy- All Night Slumber Party" starting John Rambone, Chocolate Thunder, Justin Bustin', and the indian chief from the Village People?
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 12:44:59 PM EDT
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Not sure about that, didn't she do one or two legal films.
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Yeah, but they are no good, either.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 12:46:32 PM EDT
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Clue, the movie. Granted I was a teenager when I saw it in the theater, but it bugged me that it was a who-dunnit, where you put together the clues as the movie goes on, trying to piece together who was the murderer. But each theater got a different ending, meaning the whole movie up to the reveal at the end was meaningless, as they just stuck a different ending with a different murderer, depending on what theater you saw it in. I guess it still kind of bugs me today.
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You shut your whore mouth. Clue was a fucking masterpiece.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 12:54:59 PM EDT
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Thank you.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:18:50 PM EDT
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Lawnmower man.
I walked out of the theater.

How does a guy do a great film like The Shining put out such garbage.
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The Lawnmower Man screenplay was written and directed by Brett Leonard. It basically just used the title of a Stephen King short story. The Shining screenplay was written and directed by Stanley Kubrick. It was adapted for the screen from a King novel of the same name.

Stephen King film adaptations have been hit or miss depending on the filmmaker and screenwriter.

Good: Carrie,The Shining,Christine,Misery,The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Stand By Me.

Fair: Creepshow, The Dead Zone, Firestarter, Pet Sematary.

Crap: The Lawnmower Man, The Running Man, Silver Bullet.

I'm missing a bunch, but you get the point.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:19:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:25:49 PM EDT
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The Lawnmower Man screenplay was written and directed by Brett Leonard. It basically just used the title of a Stephen King short story. The Shining screenplay was written and directed by Stanley Kubrick. It was adapted for the screen from a King novel of the same name.

Stephen King film adaptations have been hit or miss depending on the filmmaker and screenwriter.

Good: Carrie,The Shining,Christine,Misery,The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Stand By Me.

Fair: Creepshow, The Dead Zone, Firestarter, Pet Sematary.

Crap: The Lawnmower Man, The Running Man, Silver Bullet.

I'm missing a bunch, but you get the point.
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You missed one right there.  The Running Man was awesome.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:33:18 PM EDT
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The lobster.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:44:03 PM EDT
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The Lair of the White Worm.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:47:15 PM EDT
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Hostle didn't bother me, but Serbian film did
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:49:36 PM EDT
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Only Mine.  Came up and had almost 5 stars.  More like 1 star.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:49:55 PM EDT
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Throbin Hood

Gangbangs of New York

A Clockwork Orgy

A Few Hard Men

Ejacula
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 1:57:01 PM EDT
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You missed one right there.  The Running Man was awesome.
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Hmm. I remember it being really cheesy. I'll give it another watch sometime.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 2:05:11 PM EDT
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Three pages in and no mention of Zardoz? Disappointing.

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No, Zardoz isn't unwatchable.

It's really bad, but that's part of what makes it fun.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 2:07:51 PM EDT
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Anything on the Hallmark Channel.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 2:40:22 PM EDT
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Unfortunately her best work is illegal to wstch.
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Anything with Traci Lords in it.
Not sure about that, didn't she do one or two legal films.
Unfortunately her best work is illegal to wstch.
We had a couple of 'those' movies in our underway porn flick stash on my ship in the Navy back in 86-87.
Link Posted: 1/21/2019 10:54:16 PM EDT
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The Accidental Tourist
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:06:52 AM EDT
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After Earth.

It's so bad it permanently damaged Will Smith's and M.Night Shyamalan's career and ended what ever career his son had coasting on is dad's coat tails.
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I really didn't think it was bad.

Worst movie I have ever seen was The Libertine.  Some art house shit with Johnny Depp masquerading as an A-list drama.  Then-girlfriend picked it.  New thing, didn't even get to make out or anything.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:17:07 AM EDT
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Big Lebowski - Utter shit.
Napoleon Dynamite- Garbage and unfunny
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:46:33 AM EDT
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The Color Purple
Roots
The Last King of Scotland
Jungle Fever
Do The Right Thing
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
A Raisin In The Sun
King
Mandingo
Diary Of Miss Jane Pittman
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 12:53:24 AM EDT
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Worst- as in most boring and overrated.
Gandhi... Walked out of a movie theater in the 80's on this.
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle...even the incredibly hot Tanya Roberts couldn't save it.
The English Patient..My god, three hours of nothing happening
Legends of the Fall...one of the most depressing movies ever made.
Ishtar...just awful
Signs...Oh look! Wind! (Actually, damn near anything by shamalamadingdong)

And, of course, the epically bad movies by Uwe Boll (which may have been intentionally bad) They're so bad it's entertaining seeing just how very bad a movie can be.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:06:33 AM EDT
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Beavis and Butthead Do America-- I got dragged to the theater by my cousin when I was 16; still nearly walked out even at that age.

Grave of Fireflies-- the absolute worst and most depressing anime movie I've ever seen... holy shit. Just don't. You will feel like cutting yourself after that.

Lone Ranger (new version with Johnny Depp)-- caught it on TV one night; I'll usually watch anything but that was just awful.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:45:30 AM EDT
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Bug

Just don't
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:53:41 AM EDT
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Dazed and Confused.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:55:47 AM EDT
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Hail, Ceasar!   I usually screen movies fairly well so it's rare I get a really bad one.  However...….this movie was soooooooo bad I had to quit watching.   Just couldn't stand wasting time.  Only one of a few movies I quit watching my whole life.  If a movie has some kind of redeeming quality I'll try to stick it out but this one was absolutely horrible.  This, after rave reviews from the "Hollywood insider" crowd.  Never again.
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Ha same here.  Just got up and left the theater it was so dumb.

Dustrict 9 was horribly stupid also.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:56:36 AM EDT
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Bug

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I second and third this.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 1:57:56 AM EDT
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Big Lebowski - Utter shit.
Napoleon Dynamite- Garbage and unfunny
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Napoleon dynamite?  You shut your mouth Mr.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 2:08:41 AM EDT
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The Abyss. Starts off OK, but quickly descends into idiocy. I have no idea why some people like it so much.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai. I had high hopes, but it had poor pacing and wasn't nearly as funny/cool as it thought it was.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 2:11:19 AM EDT
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Anything with Jennifer Garner, Liam Neeson...
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Dead Wrong.  "The Kingdom" is among the greatest of all shootin' movies.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 2:43:35 AM EDT
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Oh hell no, that is a great movie to watch while getting wasted.

I saw Thin Red Line in the theater....    that just went on and on and on.   Ass fell asleep.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 2:49:18 AM EDT
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Lords of Salem. Fuck Rob Zombie.
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31 sucked too.
Link Posted: 1/22/2019 8:12:59 AM EDT
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The Lawnmower Man screenplay was written and directed by Brett Leonard. It basically just used the title of a Stephen King short story. The Shining screenplay was written and directed by Stanley Kubrick. It was adapted for the screen from a King novel of the same name.

Stephen King film adaptations have been hit or miss depending on the filmmaker and screenwriter.

Good: Carrie,The Shining,Christine,Misery,The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Stand By Me.

Fair: Creepshow, The Dead Zone, Firestarter, Pet Sematary.

Crap: The Lawnmower Man, The Running Man, Silver Bullet.

I'm missing a bunch, but you get the point.
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The Runnng Man was so far different from the book they are almost 2 completely different stories.
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