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Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:31:40 AM EST
[#1]
No airplane rides for fatties until they get down to a normal weight. They can stay in their houses and eat, that is where they are happiest anyway.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:31:43 AM EST
[#2]
I love the tards who argue the airlines should just make seats bigger.  They'd be the first to complain when seat prices went up in direct proportion to that change.

They always act like it's a "free" solution and that airlines would just magically absorb the decrease in passengers per flight.

Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:32:51 AM EST
[#3]
A buddy of mine always buys two tickets because he knows he's not fitting in one seat.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:35:16 AM EST
[#4]
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I love the tards who argue the airlines should just make seats bigger.  They'd be the first to complain when seat prices went up in direct proportion to that change.

They always act like it's a "free" solution and that airlines would just magically absorb the decrease in passengers per flight.

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People always say they want more space in their seat, but then they’ll choose the shittiest airline to save $2.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:37:11 AM EST
[#5]
Goddamn that’s a big motherfucker. I mean I’m far from small but I fit no problem between armrests and other passengers if I end up in the middle seat. You don’t accidentally get that big. If you can’t fit in one seat, it’s on you as the passenger to buy two. The airline shouldn’t have to eat the cost of your fat ass taking up two seats. If you can afford all that food that made you that big, you can afford two economy seats. Or drive yourself there. Or maybe walk to wherever you’re going and eventually you’ll fit on a plane again someday.

However I’d do some weird shit for a Klondike bar and more legroom on planes.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:39:08 AM EST
[#6]
I’m upset that I cannot bring my support emu with me on my flights any longer. It’s not fair.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:39:17 AM EST
[#7]
There should be a metal gauge that people need to fit in like they have for carry on luggage size to determine if they should buy 2 seats.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:41:55 AM EST
[#8]
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:42:10 AM EST
[#9]
Disgusting pig should be put in a convalescent home and have all his decisions made for him.

He obviously can't make his two obese brain cells work in a productive manner.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:44:54 AM EST
[#10]
What a disgusting fatty
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:45:44 AM EST
[#11]
Mayo tankers should not be allowed out in public. It's unsightly and they break stuff with their huge asses swinging around.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:47:44 AM EST
[#12]
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Could they not have one or two double wide seats available for extra large people?
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What would they do with those seats on flights where nobody is morbidly obese?
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:48:23 AM EST
[#13]
How would you like to be stuck behind him in an emergency?
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:49:02 AM EST
[#14]
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Could they not have one or two double wide seats available for extra large people?
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They have several seats with increased room, they're up towards the front and cost a little more though.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:49:06 AM EST
[#15]
Is that a fat roll on his head?
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:49:36 AM EST
[#16]
Clothing manufacturers have been charging higher prices for plus size clothing for years. Hell I have seen t-shirts that went up in price from small to medium to large.
Even if the airlines made a few larger seats in the economy class for larger people to use instead of making them all larger, people would bitch that the fat person got a better seat for the same price they paid.
Maybe they could have a few larger seats but not have a way to book them and then just move them to that seat.
I could see them trying to make a "Plus Size" priority boarding and some little 100 pound guy claiming he identified as plus size so he could get the bigger seat.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:52:07 AM EST
[#17]
If they buy two seats, can they remove the arm rest in the middle, or do they straddle the arm rest between the two paid seats?
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:53:07 AM EST
[#18]
I’m traveling to Japan in 4 weeks. We’re going 1st class all the way; I can’t wait to not have to rub up against a fatty.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:53:07 AM EST
[#19]
You guys sure that is not a member from here flying from Mobile to New Orleans.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:54:49 AM EST
[#20]
In the event of an emergency, people with obesity-induced mobility problems hinder timely evacuation of children and healthy souls. Mobile obese people are especially hazardous since their brains are wired to move towards food and away from danger, not for restraint and self-control. In a panic to get to the exit, they will crush and trample with the weight of a wildebeest. Obese people should not be allowed on the plane for their own safety and the safety of others.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:57:26 AM EST
[#21]
screen name?
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:57:39 AM EST
[#22]
Helsinki to Copenhagen flight.
Must have been an American tourist iseeing Europe before the 'beetus got too had.

Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:57:48 AM EST
[#23]
Fatties that spill into other people's space should have to buy two seats. This is not controversial.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:58:47 AM EST
[#24]
I’ve got broad shoulders, and I’m fairly fit. The broad shoulders can be an issue in coach when another broad shoulder guy has the seat next to me.

I basically just fly first class now, so problem solved.

Luckily, I’ve never sat next to a whale like that. I’d probably try to switch seats if possible.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 6:59:28 AM EST
[#25]
Good God that thing is huuuuge.  Stitch his mouth shut for a year.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:00:31 AM EST
[#26]
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If they buy two seats, can they remove the arm rest in the middle, or do they straddle the arm rest between the two paid seats?
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The armrests fold up.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:01:26 AM EST
[#27]
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:03:29 AM EST
[#28]
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A buddy of mine always buys two tickets because he knows he's not fitting in one seat.
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@Extorris

Sounds like your buddy is a responsible individual unlike the knucklehead in that photo
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:03:35 AM EST
[#29]
That's what they make C-17s for.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:05:02 AM EST
[#30]
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:05:18 AM EST
[#31]
CG is where now?  All sorts of trim and attitude problems to work out.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:05:38 AM EST
[#32]
I like RFKs idea of putting them in the circus
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:05:43 AM EST
[#33]
That’s not a “plus sized passenger”.
That’s a hippo
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:05:52 AM EST
[#34]
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Fatties that spill into other people's space should have to buy two seats. This is not controversial.
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This is the way and quite frankly it’s in more than a few airline policies that they’re supposed to. However, Airlines are very reluctant to enforce it for reasons of being sued.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:06:06 AM EST
[#35]
Why should I pay the same health insurance rate as my obese co worker?

I stay fit, eat appropriately.

Why should I pay more on my car insurance if a have 6 speeding tickets?

Wait, I would........
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:06:07 AM EST
[#36]
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That's what they make C-17s for.
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Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:25 AM EST
[#37]
“Plus-size”

That’s a fucking gravy bag.

Pay for 2 seats or a wider first class seat you disgusting fat body!
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:27 AM EST
[#38]
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Why should I pay the same health insurance rate as my obese co worker?

I stay fit, eat appropriately.

Why should I pay more on my car insurance if a have 6 speeding tickets?

Wait, I would........
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“Ohbutthatsdifferent.jpg”
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:29 AM EST
[#39]
Lol, "plus sized"....
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:07:32 AM EST
[#40]
I’m with the “make the seats bigger” gang. Double the price of a ticket, and we’ll lose a big chunk of the people who make flying miserable for everyone else.

Flying was enjoyable, back in the day, because poor people couldn’t afford to fly.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:08:04 AM EST
[#41]
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“Plus-size”

That’s a fucking gravy bag.

Pay for 2 seats or a wider first class seat you disgusting fat body!
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I’m gonna be honest with you, I think he would struggle to get into a first Class seat even.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:08:42 AM EST
[#42]
That poor mother fucker in the middle..
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:08:58 AM EST
[#43]
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Could they not have one or two double wide seats available for extra large people?
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That is a possible great solution.   Front economy row has two to four XXXXL seats that cost extra....perhaps 50% more that one seat.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:09:11 AM EST
[#44]
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I’m gonna be honest with you, I think he would struggle to get into a first Class seat even.
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Yup. That's a big guy. He needs the entire side of that row
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:09:21 AM EST
[#45]
Believe it or not, chairs have weight limits; and I bet passenger airline seats also have safe weight limits. I think that the seat weight limits should be enforced. Bring back the “Lizard Lounge” on passenger airlines.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:09:56 AM EST
[#46]
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That is a possible great solution.   Front economy row has two to four XXXXL seats that cost extra....perhaps 50% more that one seat.
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OK but what about all the flights where you don’t have someone willing to pay for that seat because they’re not land whales. Now you’ve lost revenue where you could have three other seats for each one of those ridiculously oversize seats

You’d have to reconfigure That particular row every flight based upon the occasional obese person. Which means at each location you fly to you would have to have spare seats and different sizes
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:10:02 AM EST
[#47]
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I’ve got broad shoulders, and I’m fairly fit. The broad shoulders can be an issue in coach when another broad shoulder guy has the seat next to me.

I basically just fly first class now, so problem solved.

Luckily, I’ve never sat next to a whale like that. I’d probably try to switch seats if possible.
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This is why I always request to be seated next to petite milfs.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:10:10 AM EST
[#48]
Use two (or three) seats, pay for those extra seats. It’s not rocket surgery.

Stop being fat, and you’ll pay less.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:11:13 AM EST
[#49]
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Could they not have one or two double wide seats available for extra large people?
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They do, you fold up the armrest and put a cheek on each seat. You need to use a seat belt extender which most all airlines have available as standard equipment.
Link Posted: 9/6/2024 7:11:53 AM EST
[#50]
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This is why I always request to be seated next to petite milfs.
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I can see you up at the ticket counter, making that request and exactly that wording lol
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