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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:36:34 AM EDT
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Fail

AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie (1979 Paris)
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:37:43 AM EDT
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The ideal woman does this.

1. Not be fat
2. Know when to shut the fuck up
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Can you point me in the direction of one that gets rule number two correct ? Asking for a friend if my wife reads this
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:37:46 AM EDT
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Beauty is in the eye of the the beholder.

There is no perfect type for all. I've had friends who were totally in love/lust with all types. One friend was insanely in love with a petite anorexic (to my eye), another with a portly wife admitted he prefers his women gelatinous. In the case of the latter, he actually used the word "marbled", like describing a steak.

I personally have always been most attracted to more athletically built women. The woman i spent most of my life with was a former track athlete and she stayed in shape. I guess the pinnacle of female form would be what you see in ballroom dance or skating. Strong, but  still very feminine. It's not the glitzy outfits and performance makeup, but the form, poise and strength. A good "sport" for a female. I've seen pros that are in their 50s that still look stunning.



Not sure who the gal in this pic is, but i can tell that if she were not a dancer or athletic, she'd be tipping the scales at 250.

Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:38:00 AM EDT
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Kelly Brook’s Rigorous Workout Routine! Los Angeles
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:40:59 AM EDT
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From the article: this is the perfect female body to attract men.


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Kelly Brook got famous when she was much younger  



Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:44:12 AM EDT
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Millions upon millions of Asian folks would disagree.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:44:58 AM EDT
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Kelly Brook. There's no "s".

How lazy is your article when you can't even spell your "perfect woman" name right?

https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kelly-brook-in-tgiht-jeans-out-shopping-in-beverly-hills_37.jpg

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Hard to find good COC compliant pics of a woman who spends so much time in so little.

Also still looks good with a few extra pounds, though may have lost them again.
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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:49:35 AM EDT
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Damn dude.  That's probably his wife.  She's doing better than most at her age...
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Hey, he put her out there as his ideal woman.  If that’s his wife, that’s awesome he feels that way even if most guys including myself would disagree bigly.

Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:51:02 AM EDT
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Despite the photos they chose (which do not match up to the measurements) the measurements are just a busty hourglass figure----not fat.  No need to @ Midcap here.  

In clothing sizes those measurements would be between a small and extra small in jeans and a medium and large in tops.  Throughout history the hourglass has been (overall) the most preferred body shape.  It still is, just with even bigger boobs.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:52:11 AM EDT
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Little of this, little of that…I love women











Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:52:37 AM EDT
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Very attractive and she seems pretty cool as well.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 9:59:36 AM EDT
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Fucking Science, lol.  What do a bunch of incel virgins in lab coats know about the ideal body-type of women?
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:02:06 AM EDT
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In just about every art museum all the women in the paintings are pretty thick.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:03:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:03:57 AM EDT
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Midcap understands evolution better than Charles Freakin' Darwin.  
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:04:14 AM EDT
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I mean outside of the cankles and soon to be lunch lady arms.


"Curvy" has always been preferred. The problem is like racism and rape, every last, fatass, has been labelled curvy.
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I mean outside of the cankles and soon to be lunch lady arms.


"Curvy" has always been preferred. The problem is like racism and rape, every last, fatass, has been labelled curvy.


Gotta control her diet

Nutritionally enforced patriarchy
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:04:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:05:41 AM EDT
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Milk
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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:06:32 AM EDT
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LOL.  "Science"

Always check out the sources.

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1. "The history of the 'ideal' woman and where that has left us."  CNN. Jacqueline Howard.  March 9, 2018
2. "Women strip down to their underwear to protest outside Victoria's Secret store in London."  People.  Maura Hohman.  December 7, 2018.
3. "A curvy body is like a drug to men."  NCBI.  Jeraldine Phneah and Charles Q. Choi.  February 10, 2010.
4. "Obesity as disruptor of the female fertility."  Reprod Biol Endocrinol.  Erica Silvestris, Giovanni de Pergola, Rafaele Rosania and Giuseppe Loverro.  2018.

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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:07:28 AM EDT
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Ginormous boobs will attract men for sure
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Ginormous boobs will attract men for sure


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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:10:46 AM EDT
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1. Not be fat
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Unicorn
Just gotta keep your pimp hand wet.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:11:00 AM EDT
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Not even close.

The picture posted is of the "post college late-20s girl losing her skinny body but trying to get a man before she completely chunks up".

Not everyone is midcap.
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She needs squats and a husband who strictly monitors her diet - especially protein and carb intake.

The female indecisiveness about where to eat is indicative of their need for dietary patriarchy

@Geralt55
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:11:07 AM EDT
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Statutes as well.... The Greek aphrodite statue comes to mine!


They knew what was up even back then!
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:12:58 AM EDT
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In just about every art museum all the women in the paintings are pretty thick.
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That is not really true.

You do have some periods where fine art painting and showing the female form coincide with a trend towards a little thicker woman but that kind of came down to them being able to afford to eat.

There rarely has been a trend towards very skinny though, it does not exemplify the female form. We generally associate that with some softness and curves.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:13:22 AM EDT
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If they just won't get goddamned fat and nasty, and cut their hair because they quit giving a fuck
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:13:50 AM EDT
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Kelly Brook. There's no "s".

How lazy is your article when you can't even spell your "perfect woman" name right?

https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kelly-brook-in-tgiht-jeans-out-shopping-in-beverly-hills_37.jpg

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hzW6b670QK8/UnIEDkn1YFI/AAAAAAABLCo/ZX4Nx0cDyF0/s1600/Kelly+Brook+Photos+in+Jeans+in+Venice+Beach+CelebsNext+0005.jpg

Hard to find good COC compliant pics of a woman who spends so much time in so little.

Also still looks good with a few extra pounds, though may have lost them again.
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Are you thinking of someone who has these statistics right now? Well, think Kelly Brooks. Kelly Ann Parsons, professionally known as Kelly Brooks, is ..................


Kelly Brook. There's no "s".

How lazy is your article when you can't even spell your "perfect woman" name right?

https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kelly-brook-in-tgiht-jeans-out-shopping-in-beverly-hills_37.jpg

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hzW6b670QK8/UnIEDkn1YFI/AAAAAAABLCo/ZX4Nx0cDyF0/s1600/Kelly+Brook+Photos+in+Jeans+in+Venice+Beach+CelebsNext+0005.jpg

Hard to find good COC compliant pics of a woman who spends so much time in so little.

Also still looks good with a few extra pounds, though may have lost them again.


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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:15:02 AM EDT
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Can you point me in the direction of one that gets rule number two correct ? Asking for a friend if my wife reads this
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The ideal woman does this.

1. Not be fat
2. Know when to shut the fuck up


Can you point me in the direction of one that gets rule number two correct ? Asking for a friend if my wife reads this
No problem brother.

It's the opposite direction of the kitchen.

Keeping their mouth shut accomplishes both goals.

Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:16:10 AM EDT
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Guess my girlfriend is weigh off the curve. 4'-11 and 108 pounds.
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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:20:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:28:22 AM EDT
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From the article: this is the perfect female body to attract men.


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nope
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:39:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:41:31 AM EDT
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Curvy wimminz ( you know; “curves”, NOT “curvey” when used as a euphemism for fat) with a waist, proportional hips and boobs, legs with strong developed thighs and calves with slim ankles.  A woman with natural muscle tone in her extremities but not ‘roid enhanced.

They are out there, but just not as common.

Of course, a woman doesn’t have to be “perfect” or ideal (whatever THAT is) to be beautiful.

Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:41:58 AM EDT
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bullseye, exactly
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:42:30 AM EDT
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As long as a woman isn't obese I can usually find something attractive about her.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:48:27 AM EDT
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That's a unicorn, so I will accept the below as well.

1. Not be fat
2. Shuts the fuck up, when told to shut the fuck up
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:49:28 AM EDT
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3. Fixes me a sammich
4. Sechs on the regular

5. Fixes moar sammich after teh sechs
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:50:03 AM EDT
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I disagree with the article - that woman is MY type like to a T
She's a 10 on my radar, but the reality is she's got more bodyweight (well distributed or not) than most guys (the "mainstream") are looking for in a first round overall pick.

I remember an article once upon a time showing the "ideal female body according to women" vs "ideal female body according to men" and the opposite.

The TLDR:
- Women liked some skinny girl that tbh was kind of plain and straight-hipped with a cute face.
- Men liked a similar girl with a hip taper and T&A

But that girl had (compared to the midcap spec of Thicc-H and crew-served women) noticeable T&A without hitting you over the head with it
(vs KB, who is fantastic to look at)
Weight wise she was a solid 10-15lbs below even the Thicc-L specs.

The instagram model girls prove this out ^


- Women liked a fit/athletic-ish guy who tbh was kind of on the small side
- Men built the chad version of that guy with more upperbody mass and a stronger jaw

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Looks like Sean Penn’s sister.  I’d hit it.
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She needs squats and a husband who strictly monitors her diet - especially protein and carb intake.

The female indecisiveness about where to eat is indicative of their need for dietary patriarchy

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Not even close.

The picture posted is of the "post college late-20s girl losing her skinny body but trying to get a man before she completely chunks up".

Not everyone is midcap.


She needs squats and a husband who strictly monitors her diet - especially protein and carb intake.

The female indecisiveness about where to eat is indicative of their need for dietary patriarchy

@Geralt55




If I was dating a Kelly Brook clone I ain't doing shit
She can do no wrong.

Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:58:45 AM EDT
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Agreed!
From studies, a .66 waist to hip ratio was most preferred by men.
Link Posted: 10/1/2023 10:59:51 AM EDT
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We've been told for years now that for a woman to be beautiful she has to be morbidly obese and black.

Or have a penis.

Anything else is not healthy and not beautiful.
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Too much FP (fat potential).
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We've been told for years now that for a woman to be beautiful she has to be morbidly obese and black.

Or have a penis.

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I don’t get the recent switch to women with huge fat asses, especially since most have tiny titties, worst of everything.
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The media pushing fat asses on us for a couple reasons. First, most women in America have fat asses. Make them feel better about themselves and you sell more shit.

Secondly, pushing the ghetto culture into mainstream America. Music, dress, body type…
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If I was dating a Kelly Brook clone I ain't doing shit
She can do no wrong.

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Not even close.

The picture posted is of the "post college late-20s girl losing her skinny body but trying to get a man before she completely chunks up".

Not everyone is midcap.


She needs squats and a husband who strictly monitors her diet - especially protein and carb intake.

The female indecisiveness about where to eat is indicative of their need for dietary patriarchy

@Geralt55




If I was dating a Kelly Brook clone I ain't doing shit
She can do no wrong.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/144599/NLtHHnN-2972412.jpg


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