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Link Posted: 3/13/2024 11:04:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Laden or unladen?

(Couldn't bring myself to ask the other question).
Link Posted: 3/13/2024 11:40:49 PM EDT
[#2]
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You're not my supervisor!!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2024 11:45:13 PM EDT
[#3]
My wife walks with a piece that I can’t duplicate with a normal treadmill. It’s honestly annoying when we’re out somewhere and she’s walking and I’m jogging.
Link Posted: 3/13/2024 11:54:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/14/2024 12:39:16 AM EDT
[#5]
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It isn’t just the grocery stores.  It’s everywhere.  

Y’all walk too damn slow.
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I always walk at least 3.5 mph unless I'm in a hurry then 4.0-5.0
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 12:41:02 AM EDT
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I have bad knees and a hip that hurts sometimes. So !@#$%^% with your "walk faster" bullshit. Most days, it just ain't happening.
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My mother the Truck Driver has bad Knees...

But I'm Fast Fast Fast!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 12:49:09 AM EDT
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About 7mph sustained if I remember right for a motivated individual. About 25 miles a day for about a week with full rations and full rest periods.
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lol
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 12:55:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/14/2024 12:56:33 AM EDT
[#9]
Having a slow gait (~3.9 ft/s) vs a fast gait (~5.7 ft/s) has been shown to not only indicate your overall poorer physical health but also points to faster aging.

https://www.health.com/fitness/walking-speed-premature-aging
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 12:58:02 AM EDT
[#10]
I'm pushing 70and I fly around most people in the stores.  My prejudice is against people who scuff their feet when the walk.  Lazy bastards won't even lift their friggin' feet all the way off the floor when they move them forward.  It's worse than the sound of 2 thighs rubbing.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 12:58:39 AM EDT
[#11]
Carry a cattle pride and poke them.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 1:02:28 AM EDT
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The walking speed of an average human is too fucking slow.  Walk with some god damn purpose.

If you choose not to, have some damn self awareness to get your land whale ass out of the way of people who actually walk more than one little shuffle every three seconds.  

A bonus fuck you to the same land whales who can't even be bothered to lift their feet off the ground as they pace through the grocery aisles and then always have a reason to stop in the corridor of the entrance/exit blocking all traffic.  Get the fuck out of the way.  

I hope your cart hits a rock in the parking lot and dumps all your Doritos and soda on the ground because I know you can't possibly bend over to pick it up.  

The elderly and disabled get a pass on this.  

But the rest of you land whales, get the fuck out of the way.  
I bet your fat ass camps in the left lane doing 50 in a 75 zone.  

I feel slightly better now.  
Carry on.
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Don't be a pussy. Fuck the elderly and disabled too. They can stay home.

Link Posted: 3/14/2024 1:04:00 AM EDT
[#13]
OPNI.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 1:24:37 AM EDT
[#14]
Because most Americans are lazy big fat fucks.
The average over 20 American female weight is 170 pounds.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 1:31:15 AM EDT
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Fat shoppers are the most unaware people in the world. I'm not sure if they think others don't matter or if they simply can turn their fat necks to see that other people exist.
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Slow is one thing, parking the cart and their fat ass in the middle of the aisle blocking the aisle is worse, especially when two or three -are in the way.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 4:18:49 AM EDT
[#16]
Grew up in NYC so I walk around 4MPH, which is a pretty brisk clip.
Buddy went there and asked why does everyone power walk? My reply was that we have places to be and no lollygagging!
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 9:55:04 PM EDT
[#17]
If I were built like a NFL linebacker, there would be so many slow-walking MFers laid out in major airports




Also, I always help older folks with overhead bags.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:02:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:10:57 PM EDT
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too fucking slow

Walk with some god damn purpose.

have some damn self awareness

land whale ass

fuck you

Get the fuck out of the way

I hope your cart hits a rock

get the fuck out of the way

fat ass
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https://medium.com/@engrjess_/people-who-walk-fast-tend-to-be-less-happy-study-says-fc8d1924acd9

Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:33:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Crip walk
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:40:29 PM EDT
[#21]
Move to South Florida and walk behind a Haitian at the grocery store or anywhere public. They are the slowest moving humans on earth.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:41:16 PM EDT
[#22]
You know the sport bikes that weave in and out going 100+ on the highway?

That's me in stores.

I'm with OP on this. And if you walk into a doorway and STOP, fuck you.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:42:53 PM EDT
[#23]
You’re wrong about them camping the fast lane…

Fatties drive fast (they can’t run) therefore they feel empowered by the engine on their foot. It’s even funnier when they speed past you, toward a red light, and you pull up next to them… Just laugh at the fatness, it’s all you can do.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:45:51 PM EDT
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I walk at a 20 minute mile
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Please keep to the right, slowpoke.
Link Posted: 3/14/2024 10:49:12 PM EDT
[#25]
There are plenty of fat mouth breathers around here. I can't stand slow ass people.
Link Posted: 3/15/2024 12:11:52 AM EDT
[#26]
Was 4 mph on road marches.

Not easy with a shitload of weight on you.
Link Posted: 3/15/2024 12:12:55 AM EDT
[#27]
"Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour." .... "What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area."

Walking slow isn't that bad. Try walking next to someone who cannot walk in a straight line.  When we are in the store I try to curb the wife into the endcaps.
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