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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:21:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:25:29 PM EDT
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LMAO...stuck at Dumont...you could literally walk to Denver from there in 2 hours
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:35:36 PM EDT
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MILFapocLypse
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:38:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The bus driver probably killed himself after the first 15hrs of being trapped in that that PMS fueled hen-fest.  Funny, my first thought when being the only man stranded in a bus with 50 snow bunnies, was "Dear Penthouse forum...". After reading more of the story, I'm more inclined to agree with you. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:41:16 PM EDT
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This thread alone is worth my membership.
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:41:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The older they were, the more I would have to stop for their piss break. I knew some of the tunnel guys by name at Eisenhower. I mean, we just stopped at Dumont for a piss break. Hit the tunnel and Martha has GOT TO GO. Back then you could hit a public head at the tunnel. I will say if you worked them right the tip $ flowed like their urinary incontinence. Good money for a young guy, and I didn’t have to bed many down. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I used to drive a shuttle bus from Stapleton to Breck/Copper/Keystone. You would think a bunch of women getting drunk on your short bus would be kinda fun. No, it was not usually fun. They tended to be kind of pissy considering they were going on Vaca. Got stuck in traffic on the I70 tunnel approach more than once with a van full of clucking hens. A little rear end drift shut them down quick.  The older they were, the more I would have to stop for their piss break. I knew some of the tunnel guys by name at Eisenhower. I mean, we just stopped at Dumont for a piss break. Hit the tunnel and Martha has GOT TO GO. Back then you could hit a public head at the tunnel. I will say if you worked them right the tip $ flowed like their urinary incontinence. Good money for a young guy, and I didn’t have to bed many down. ...many??
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:43:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i'd be okay watching a couple hot young nekkid bisexual snowboarder hotties fighting on the bus. @CastleBravo91 Pictures of etc etc not loading there, big shooter. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:51:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i'd be okay watching a couple hot young nekkid bisexual snowboarder hotties fighting on the bus. @CastleBravo91 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Can you imagine the situation after they started coming down off the wine? "Martha, you fucking bitch, you've been a pain in my ass for 20 years and I'm sick of hearing your tired old shit! Shut the fuck up before you end up like those Chiefs fans who froze to death in the back yard. Cunt!!!" @CastleBravo91 From my throne... 
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:52:30 PM EDT
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Zero sympathy… everyone knows when it snows they shut the passes down. I live in Vail, those denver tards are just sheep drones that come in waves up the worst traffic imaginable on i70 to get a half day worth of turns and clog up all our lift lines. Fuck all of them.
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:52:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny, my first thought when being the only man stranded in a bus with 50 snow bunnies, was "Dear Penthouse forum...". After reading more of the story, I'm more inclined to agree with you. Yeah I would have just left and curled up in a snow drift. I'd look like the missing member of Dyatlov Pass |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:54:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2024 8:58:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They would never make it through Alberta. There are no rest areas. If you don't go on the side of the road you will blow up. @RTX that's ridiculous! I'm a hairy beast but it takes more than 16 hours to notice growth. I'm not sure you've been with a woman long enough.  dice clay OWW! for rtx our anti hairpie member |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:02:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine the smell  combination of Ben gay and fds |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:04:29 PM EDT
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Whatever company transported them needs to be fined for driving with those conditions expected.
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:05:16 PM EDT
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Usernames?
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:06:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You can't use "cunt" that way since it is derogatory to all women. Someone is going to kick your ass. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Can you imagine the situation after they started coming down off the wine? “Martha, you fucking bitch, you’ve been a pain in my ass for 20 years and I’m sick of hearing your tired old shit! Shut the fuck up before you end up like those Chiefs fans who froze to death in the back yard. Cunt!!!” You can't use "cunt" that way since it is derogatory to all women. Someone is going to kick your ass. I use cunt a plenty 
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:06:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread alone is worth my membership. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:06:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pictures of etc etc not loading there, big shooter. you can come over to my tent and fuck my sister. 
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:07:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Zero sympathy everyone knows when it snows they shut the passes down. I live in Vail, those denver tards are just sheep drones that come in waves up the worst traffic imaginable on i70 to get a half day worth of turns and clog up all our lift lines. Fuck all of them. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:07:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah I would have just left and curled up in a snow drift. I'd look like the missing member of Dyatlov Pass |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:09:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's some real feminine logic there.... I'm looking at the picture...water...as far as the eye can see. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:10:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I use cunt a plenty |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:12:08 PM EDT
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So let's see 50 women older women all stuck on a bus with wine and brownies for over 16 hours.
SOMEONE got there slit licked or the skittle diddle or heck probably a lot of scissoring.  
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:12:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They would never make it through Alberta. There are no rest areas. If you don't go on the side of the road you will blow up. @RTX that's ridiculous! I'm a hairy beast but it takes more than 16 hours to notice growth. I'm not sure you've been with a woman long enough. Me? I don’t care. 
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:15:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: dice clay OWW! for rtx our anti hairpie member true dat true dat shit my man @RTX does put off strong diceman vibes.
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:15:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ...many?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I used to drive a shuttle bus from Stapleton to Breck/Copper/Keystone. You would think a bunch of women getting drunk on your short bus would be kinda fun. No, it was not usually fun. They tended to be kind of pissy considering they were going on Vaca. Got stuck in traffic on the I70 tunnel approach more than once with a van full of clucking hens. A little rear end drift shut them down quick. The older they were, the more I would have to stop for their piss break. I knew some of the tunnel guys by name at Eisenhower. I mean, we just stopped at Dumont for a piss break. Hit the tunnel and Martha has GOT TO GO. Back then you could hit a public head at the tunnel. I will say if you worked them right the tip $ flowed like their urinary incontinence. Good money for a young guy, and I didn’t have to bed many down. ...many?? It’s nothing to be proud of. saving my bucks from those 2nd and 3rd jobs got me into my first house in 1984 in Breck. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:38:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LMAO...stuck at Dumont...you could literally walk to Denver from there in 2 hours I seriously doubt there’s a single human being in the world that could pull that feat off. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 9:45:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I seriously doubt there’s a single human being in the world that could pull that feat off. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: LMAO...stuck at Dumont...you could literally walk to Denver from there in 2 hours I seriously doubt there’s a single human being in the world that could pull that feat off. Damn. No kidding.  |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:13:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's some real feminine logic there.... |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:18:17 PM EDT
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16 hours? 1 marine on that bus and they could have all been expecting again
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:20:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You can't use "cunt" that way since it is derogatory to all women. Someone is going to kick your ass. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:21:29 PM EDT
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Well well what do have here
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:21:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny, my first thought when being the only man stranded in a bus with 50 snow bunnies, was "Dear Penthouse forum...". After reading more of the story, I'm more inclined to agree with you. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:22:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In the Army we pooped in the woods. Man up ladies. lol |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:24:28 PM EDT
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A female, geriatric version of Lord Of The Flies.
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:28:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you imagine how loud it is on that bus? I dropped my now ex-wife off at an all-women house party once that was already in progress. It was insane. 50-60 women all talking at once. Like, not a single one was listening to another. Like an unmedicated insane asylum.
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:38:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sarcasm? I hope. And how do you propose using "cunt"? A cunt is a cunt. Not all bitches are cunts. Not all cunts are bitches. Some dudes are cunts. Yes, it was a play on another thread recently where some woman was called various names and someone in this thread objected to it. |
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:51:12 PM EDT
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I’ve been up in Granby for the last 4weeks. The grocery stores are low on many things. I have to say it was really nice to ski WP/Granby today with the pass closed!! Depending on where you were there was anywhere from 12-21” of pow!!
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Posted: 3/14/2024 11:52:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: A massive snowstorm that buried Colorado and shut down Interstate 70 stranded travelers overnight, including a ski bus filled with 50 women who were out of water and food after being stuck 16 hours and counting. "We're in good spirits," Mary Wagner, one of the skiers on the bus, told The Colorado Sun on Thursday morning. "But we're done now." For years, the women, many retired or moms with kids in school, have taken the ski bus on Wednesdays. This week, they spent the day at Vail, then got back on the bus at 3:30 p.m. for the ride home. Within 10 minutes, as the snow started to fall, they were stopped on Vail Pass because of a stalled car. When they were able to move again, the uphill climb overheated the transmission on the bus, so they waited for a tow truck that got them to a pullout 3 miles up the road. The charter bus recovered, so they crawled along, past more accidents and through the Eisenhower Tunnel. They had to switch drivers in Idaho Springs because, by this point, about 11:30 p.m., the original had reached her time limit of hours in the driver's seat. Then at midnight, when they were just east of Idaho Springs, I-70 stopped moving. Thursday morning, the bus operated by Arrow Stage Lines and called the "Thera-Ski Bus," as in "skiing is therapy" had not moved from its spot near mile marker 242 since midnight. "We're at 16 hours and we have no indication of movement or leaving," said Wagner, a Cherry Hills Village resident who has been riding the ski bus for years. "The toilet is full and we're almost out of water." https://i0.wp.com/newspack-coloradosun.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/ski-bus-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C900&ssl=1 send halp Lucky fuckers. Getting stuck like that is my happy place. |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 12:13:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lucky fuckers. Getting stuck like that is my happy place. Your happy place is weird. |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 12:18:55 AM EDT
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 Mike Watt - Piss-Bottle Man |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 12:49:57 AM EDT
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I would give my right arm to be that bus driver.
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Posted: 3/15/2024 1:25:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes, it was a play on another thread recently where some woman was called various names and someone in this thread objected to it. |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 8:19:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well well what do have here  |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 8:21:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lucky fuckers. Getting stuck like that is my happy place.  |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 8:23:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @RTX that's ridiculous! I'm a hairy beast but it takes more than 16 hours to notice growth. I'm not sure you've been with a woman long enough.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 8:34:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: they don't say because the second driver is a man who, after sitting on the bus for 30 minutes listening to that shit, said "fuck this shit" and took off on foot in the blizzard to certain death.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/15/2024 9:11:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you imagine how loud it is on that bus? I dropped my now ex-wife off at an all-women house party once that was already in progress. It was insane. 50-60 women all talking at once. Like, not a single one was listening to another. Like an unmedicated insane asylum. Sounds like almost all of the Hallmark movies my wife watches. I get a headache just listening from the other room. |
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