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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:22:02 AM EDT
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I'm sad nobody has posted the elderly English guy who lost a live artillery shell in his rectum..
Apparently not for kinky reasons, some stories say he'd been using it to push his hemorrhoids back inside. https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2021/12/09/shell-shocked-bomb-squad-called-after-man-lodges-wwii-anti-tank-round-in-rectum/ 
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:29:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. Just had a 330 pound girl with a crochet needle in he bladder…. Yeah. Wrap your head around that one. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:31:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One step closer to “Ow! My Balls!”. Ya know, you are not wrong. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:31:44 AM EDT
[#4]
Wife is a CRNA. She works at a hospital that takes care of all of the local prisoners. They have a "frequent flyer" that loves shoving things in his dick. Last trip it was a tooth brush. Bristle end in first. Doc got tired of it, told her to stand down on pain meds, he wanted him to feel the removal. She still gave some, but not as much.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:35:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm sad nobody has posted the elderly English guy who lost a live artillery shell in his rectum.. Snip ] There’s a member here who uses a 12g shell. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:36:30 AM EDT
[#6]
Daughter works in an ER.
A guy came in with a Heineken bottle in his butt. It was a crazy, freak accident: He sat down on his sofa and the bottle just went all the way up and in his butt. 
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:37:01 AM EDT
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I had a CW4 (Chinook Pilot) who had an RPG stuck in his leg as it impaled him but didn't explode.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:37:39 AM EDT
[#8]
The other day I heard about a man was taken to the ER room with 20 little plastic horses stuck up his rectum.
Doctors described his condition as “stable.” |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:38:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was a cocktail Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. That's an odd place to make a martini. It was a cocktail  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:38:47 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There’s a member here who uses a 12g shell. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm sad nobody has posted the elderly English guy who lost a live artillery shell in his rectum.. Snip ] There’s a member here who uses a 12g shell. If it can plug the drain hole on a Jon boat, it can plug the drain hole in John's Butt. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:38:53 AM EDT
[#11]
"We don't have a lost and found box. We have an ass box."
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:44:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. My wife has a coworker that found her husband’s sounding rod. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:48:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dr. Pimple Popper is perhaps the greatest show in a generation. Stuck is a weak cash grab that will fail because it's disgusting. Evil cannot create anything new. It can only corrupt.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:49:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:50:32 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Years ago my girlfriend worked at the local hospital so yeah, I knew who stuck sketchy things in their ass and I knew their names. So now I still giggle when I see a certain female out on the streets. Don't go to a small town hospital for foreign object removal. They have big mouths, no matter what privacy rules are in place. I always go to Memorial Hermann in Houston for all my foreign object removals, big city, and 5 hours away |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:51:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The patient was the mixologist, his sexual partner the shaker. Seriously, though, can you imagine the pain from pouring gin into the urethra or rectum? I full well expect that idea will be on rawcorndogporn.com by this evening. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. That’s an odd place to make a martini. The patient was the mixologist, his sexual partner the shaker. Seriously, though, can you imagine the pain from pouring gin into the urethra or rectum? I full well expect that idea will be on rawcorndogporn.com by this evening. There were a couple cases of alcohol poisoning due to “butt chugging” in the news from fraternities one year. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:53:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back when I was active EMS I had a halfway house in my catchment area (Concord NH). One afternoon we got toned out to said address for an "unknown medical issue". Upon arrival, we were greeted by a guy who was walking funny, and looked like Newman from Seinfeld. Except that old Newman was a cross dresser who was wearing an over tight knit mini dress, fishnet stockings, and heels. And he probably weighed 300#. Newman's kink was too dress up like a girl, and use three golf balls connected via floral chain as anal beads.. It was all fun and games until the little hook eye keeping the chain attached broke free. Naturally, Newman refused transport and wanted us to fix his "dilemma". The little Vietnamese paramedic I was riding with that day folded her arms and said "no ... fucking ... way" under her breath. I folded my arms and silently thought the same thing. The new nugget, fresh out of school EMT that we were acclimating drew the short straw. She rehooked the chain, and instead of being gentle (she didn't know any better) she pulled those fuckers out like she was cold starting a stubborn chainsaw. Want to witness a man making a sound that only a dog can hear? Rip a string of golf balls out of his ass. This happened back in the nineties, and that new nugget EMT is a nurse practitioner now. 
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:54:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A doctor friend of mine told be about a female patient who was brought into the ER by her husband in the late 80’s had a jar of mayonnaise stuck in her vagina. Both of them kept wanting to try bigger and bigger things until this one got stuck. Went in far enough that he couldn’t pull it out. As they kept on wrangling it, it kept going in deeper like quicksand (his words ). Eventually all you could see is the blue lid and the suction on the smooth bottle was too strong to pull it out. He said he handed it over to the gynecologist and left for the night. When he asked said they had to do surgery to remove. not very good docs IMO, only thing you would have had to do is give the patient a muscle relaxer, then insert a small tube around the jar and that would allow air to enter behind the jar. Then you could pull it out. No different than big brain ER docs needing a $10,000 special tool to cut off Tunsten Carbide wedding bands, when a simple $20 vice would do the same job by cracking the ring and be safer for the pateient. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:57:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: not very good docs IMO, only thing you would have had to do is give the patient a muscle relaxer, then insert a small tube around the jar and that would allow air to enter behind the jar. Then you could pull it out. No different than big brain ER docs needing a $10,000 special tool to cut off Tunsten Carbide wedding bands, when a simple $20 vice would do the same job by cracking the ring and be safer for the pateient. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A doctor friend of mine told be about a female patient who was brought into the ER by her husband in the late 80’s had a jar of mayonnaise stuck in her vagina. Both of them kept wanting to try bigger and bigger things until this one got stuck. Went in far enough that he couldn’t pull it out. As they kept on wrangling it, it kept going in deeper like quicksand (his words ). Eventually all you could see is the blue lid and the suction on the smooth bottle was too strong to pull it out. He said he handed it over to the gynecologist and left for the night. When he asked said they had to do surgery to remove. not very good docs IMO, only thing you would have had to do is give the patient a muscle relaxer, then insert a small tube around the jar and that would allow air to enter behind the jar. Then you could pull it out. No different than big brain ER docs needing a $10,000 special tool to cut off Tunsten Carbide wedding bands, when a simple $20 vice would do the same job by cracking the ring and be safer for the pateient. But is that vice FDA approved!? |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:57:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:57:49 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There were a couple cases of alcohol poisoning due to “butt chugging” in the news from fraternities one year. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My sister is an ER physician and has seen her share of insertion/extractions. Weirdest one was some guy who had 2 olives and a swizzle stick stuck in his pecker. That’s an odd place to make a martini. The patient was the mixologist, his sexual partner the shaker. Seriously, though, can you imagine the pain from pouring gin into the urethra or rectum? I full well expect that idea will be on rawcorndogporn.com by this evening. There were a couple cases of alcohol poisoning due to “butt chugging” in the news from fraternities one year. lmao I remember those stories from back in the day |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 11:58:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But is that vice FDA approved!? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: A doctor friend of mine told be about a female patient who was brought into the ER by her husband in the late 80’s had a jar of mayonnaise stuck in her vagina. Both of them kept wanting to try bigger and bigger things until this one got stuck. Went in far enough that he couldn’t pull it out. As they kept on wrangling it, it kept going in deeper like quicksand (his words ). Eventually all you could see is the blue lid and the suction on the smooth bottle was too strong to pull it out. He said he handed it over to the gynecologist and left for the night. When he asked said they had to do surgery to remove. not very good docs IMO, only thing you would have had to do is give the patient a muscle relaxer, then insert a small tube around the jar and that would allow air to enter behind the jar. Then you could pull it out. No different than big brain ER docs needing a $10,000 special tool to cut off Tunsten Carbide wedding bands, when a simple $20 vice would do the same job by cracking the ring and be safer for the pateient. But is that vice FDA approved!? lol not sure |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:00:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "We don't have a lost and found box. We have an ass box." 
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:20:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder at what point having an asshole full of fucking concrete seemed like a good idea. Something, something, brave enough. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:21:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sounds like "loads" of fun! https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*VrBvtDRZGj0y_qjmS7RJfQ.png https://www.imdb.com/title/tt17157086/ Million to one shot, doc! |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:22:33 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In for the concrete casting dudes. The patient said that approximately 4 h earlier he and his boyfriend had been “fooling around.” After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45° angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care. https://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2019/1987concrete01.jpg @sitdwnandhngon |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:27:38 PM EDT
[#27]
My wife's roomate during her last year of college was in radiology. She had some interesting stories about stuff in peoples buttholes; male and female.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:38:39 PM EDT
[#28]
Men are NOT supposed to have stuff in their butts! How hard is that to figure out?!
Crap, it hurts getting my prostate checked, otherwise, if you are a man, nothing else should ever go into your butt!!! |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:40:31 PM EDT
[#29]
Are heroin babies still a thing, or is everyone doing meth now? I've heard that pain killer constipation was about 99.87% of cases of trying get shit to come out of people's butts in the ER.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:41:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @sitdwnandhngon Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In for the concrete casting dudes. The patient said that approximately 4 h earlier he and his boyfriend had been “fooling around.” After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45° angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care. https://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2019/1987concrete01.jpg @sitdwnandhngon Well, at least they aren't opposed to hard work and dirty jobs. I guess I could accept their applications. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:52:20 PM EDT
[#31]
So much for "The Learning Channel".
 All TV is shit these days.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 12:52:20 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There were a couple cases of alcohol poisoning due to “butt chugging” in the news from fraternities one year. Several years ago around here there was a woman on trial for murdering her husband via a brandy enema. She claimed he asked her to do it. I can't remember the outcome but I always remembered how odd that story was, I found out later it was a more common practice than I thought. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 1:01:12 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Show me an er nurse who doesn't have pics of colon x-rays on their phone and I'll show you a liar. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 1:11:38 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's petty impressive for an ear, nose and throat specialist. we're both ER docs... https://news.utoledo.edu/index.php/02_15_2022/alumnus-featured-on-upcoming-tlc-limited-series-stuck |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 1:17:21 PM EDT
[#35]
Not every story is about a ferret up someone's ass.
https://www.al.com/life/2022/02/theyve-got-a-what-stuck-where-tlc-medical-show-features-cases-from-alabama-hospital.html “Imagine a high heel through the face, a bug lodged deeply inside an ear, an arrow through the wrist,” begs the pitch for a new TLC gross-out series based partly on medical extractions performed at USA Health Children’s and Women’s Hospital in Mobile. Maybe you’d rather not imagine such things, but if you find the idea appealing you’ll be interested in “Stuck,” a three-episode series that premieres Wednesday evening right after “Dr. Pimple Popper.” The misadventures are drawn from several institutions, not just Children’s and Women’s. Promotional materials indicate that they involve such things as a splinter in a foot, a false fingernail lodged in an ear canal and an adult toy wedged in a place all too easily guessed. TLC, which bills itself as the master of “extreme, emotional and heart-palpitating medical programming,” is leaning into this project: “Cameras are given access behind the surgical curtain to witness these particularly jaw-dropping medical conundrums and the incredible lengths that medical professionals go to fix them,” claim promotional materials. “Viewers will witness foreign body extractions and removal procedures as they happen in real time, as well as interviews with patients, doctors and medical staff who will reveal the extraordinary details behind how these accidents took place … ‘Stuck’ promises the wildest, most fascinating and downright unbelievable interventions required to free objects lodged inside of peoples’ bodies, with no easy exit in sight.” |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 1:20:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:08:08 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Most common explanation is: "I slipped and fell on it and it went right up there". Second most common: "These guys jumped me and stuck it in there". Third most common: ""I don't know how it got there:. Least common: "hey, I like it like that" / "I'm a freak what can I say?". Mrs. Kubota took care of a guy that had to have a Croquet ball surgically removed from his ass. His story was " took a shower, and sat down on the sofa, not seeing the Croquet ball, and it just went in." |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:13:36 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: W T F Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In for the concrete casting dudes. The patient said that approximately 4 h earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45 angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care. https://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2019/1987concrete01.jpg W T F |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:14:42 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A doctor friend of mine told be about a female patient who was brought into the ER by her husband in the late 80's had a jar of mayonnaise stuck in her vagina. Both of them kept wanting to try bigger and bigger things until this one got stuck. Went in far enough that he couldn't pull it out. As they kept on wrangling it, it kept going in deeper like quicksand (his words ). Eventually all you could see is the blue lid and the suction on the smooth bottle was too strong to pull it out. He said he handed it over to the gynecologist and left for the night. When he asked said they had to do surgery to remove.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:18:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My coworkers daughter was an Er nurse in New York. She told a story about a guy with a lightbulb stuck up his ass. Inquiring mind that I am I asked what direction did go in and what direction it came out. She explained it went screw side in. After giving the guy a muscle relaxer and numbing it up, the doctor reached in , turned it around and pulled it screw side out. She said that kind of stuff was pretty routine.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:21:56 PM EDT
[#41]
That's hot
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:42:03 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Mrs. Kubota took care of a guy that had to have a Croquet ball surgically removed from his ass. His story was " took a shower, and sat down on the sofa, not seeing the Croquet ball, and it just went in." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Most common explanation is: "I slipped and fell on it and it went right up there". Second most common: "These guys jumped me and stuck it in there". Third most common: ""I don't know how it got there:. Least common: "hey, I like it like that" / "I'm a freak what can I say?". Mrs. Kubota took care of a guy that had to have a Croquet ball surgically removed from his ass. His story was " took a shower, and sat down on the sofa, not seeing the Croquet ball, and it just went in." At that point, the guy should have just owned that kink. "Doc, I could lie to you and waste a bunch of your time. I won't. I like shoving things in my ass. One got stuck. I need you to get it out." |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 3:47:47 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would have used cement, concrete has all those rocks It's all about dialing it in. |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:00:05 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Most common explanation is: "I slipped and fell on it and it went right up there". Second most common: "These guys jumped me and stuck it in there". Third most common: ""I don't know how it got there:. Least common: "hey, I like it like that" / "I'm a freak what can I say?". "One in a million shot, doc."  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:00:10 PM EDT
[#45]
I thought this was Dr. Pimple Poppers new show. I googled Sandra Lee anal dildo to see if I could find it. After 12 videos, I reread the post and corrected the good search. The correct search wasn't as good.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:06:46 PM EDT
[#46]
I like The Championship Ring. I would have chucked that man up on my milling machine and had that ring out in 10 minutes. The surgeon used wimpy tools. Even a Dremel would have worked better. Better yet, my Harbor Freight bolt cutter with 48" handles.
ETA most medical people are good with delicate work, but only orthopedic surgeons are good with force.  The Championship Ring |
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:25:26 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dr. Pimple Popper is perhaps the greatest show in a generation. Stuck is a weak cash grab that will fail because it's disgusting. Evil cannot create anything new. It can only corrupt. Zits, abbesses, etc aren't disgusting in your book?
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:26:11 PM EDT
[#48]
My wife (mother baby ) had a mom come to her after a c section. They had to do a c section because the lady hadn't had a bowel movement in 2 months. It was compacted enough they had to do surgery.
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:27:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder at what point having an asshole full of fucking concrete seemed like a good idea. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In for the concrete casting dudes. The patient said that approximately 4 h earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45 angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care. https://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2019/1987concrete01.jpg I wonder at what point having an asshole full of fucking concrete seemed like a good idea. 
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Posted: 2/17/2022 4:27:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: First story - Alabama girl has dildo stuck in her colon. Video of removal. And she discusses very openly why and how it got there...  The series is about things that are stuck in a human body from didos to splinters. So, she does anal. |
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