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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:24:26 AM EDT
[#1]
yes
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:25:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Won't the man just shut you down?
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:28:08 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Won't the man just shut you down? |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:28:28 AM EDT
[#4]
We had a member that ran a strip club. Imagine all of the employee personal life drama of running a McDonald's x10.
Hopefully he'll see the thread. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:30:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We had a member that ran a strip club. Imagine all of the employee personal life drama of running a McDonald's x10. Hopefully he'll see the thread. Pretty sure he suicided. Mr. Clean or something like that. He lied about the strip club stuff. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:31:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We had a member that ran a strip club. Imagine all of the employee personal life drama of running a McDonald's x10. Hopefully he'll see the thread. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:32:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We had a member that ran a strip club. Imagine all of the employee personal life drama of running a McDonald's x10. Hopefully he'll see the thread. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:33:46 AM EDT
[#8]
Pizza and tiits Name your place Crusty jugs
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:36:43 AM EDT
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What could go wrong? That said, if you can find the talent, there's much money to be made, especially in the time of simps we live in.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:36:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pizza and tiits Name your place Crusty jugs |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:40:45 AM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What could go wrong? That said, if you can find the talent, there's much money to be made, especially in the time of simps we live in. Certain details need to be in my favor to make this happen but I'm bored. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:43:57 AM EDT
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Not a fan of pizza. I prefer chicken breast sammiches.
Call it boobs and buns Or snappers and crappers for bottomless joint |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:44:43 AM EDT
[#13]
Does your state check out?
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:46:09 AM EDT
[#14]
Also, how about a middle man business that provides the talent.
Say, an online site like “Strip Recuiter” .com |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:46:55 AM EDT
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What do your local laws allow for? About thirty years ago my county went from one grandfathered strip club to suddenly one going up in several townships within a shit period of time. Almost all of the local governments responded by passing bans on strip clubs
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Posted: 7/27/2024 1:47:56 AM EDT
[#16]
Pie
ETA: Maybe Pizza & Pie but I think I like Pie better. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 2:14:59 AM EDT
[#17]
In Utah? Seems legit. 10% is 10%
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Posted: 7/27/2024 2:25:42 AM EDT
[#18]
McClean for hire part 2. Hell yeah.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 2:27:15 AM EDT
[#19]
Hell, many clubs make the HOE's pay them for using clubs. Perfect business.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 3:50:40 AM EDT
[#20]
Jack Mormon thread.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 5:00:12 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I fucked strippers in my 20's. They are absolutely a train wreck but almost worth every second. I almost said "dated" but you never truly date a stripper. I know the game but looking more at the business aspect. almost worth every second, mostly... 
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Posted: 7/27/2024 5:24:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not a fan of pizza. I prefer chicken breast sammiches. Call it boobs and buns t Why not just Breast? |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:24:42 AM EDT
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1099 all the girls, the rest of the employees W-2.
If liquor/alcohol is able to be sold within the club, secure that license first. Some states do not allow alcohol inside strip clubs. Most money will be made via bottle service and alcohol sales. Lunch buffet is also a huge money maker. Cater in your food to avoid health department inspections. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:34:47 AM EDT
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"GARLIC THOTS"
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:36:32 AM EDT
[#25]
Soaking booths?
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:41:44 AM EDT
[#26]
Will it also still be a machine shop? Will the strippers machine small parts for me while topless? That would be cool.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:41:54 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pizza and tiits Name your place Crusty jugs "Pepperoni'" |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:44:57 AM EDT
[#28]
Will there be soaking in the VIP room?
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:47:16 AM EDT
[#29]
Will your glitter be T6 or 4340?
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:47:52 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Will it also still be a machine shop? Will the strippers machine small parts for me while topless? That would be cool. Strippers with burn scars all over their tits. I'm not sure if that's a good marketing plan, but I like strippers in overalls. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:51:46 AM EDT
[#31]
I live in Montreal which was the Mecca of strip clubs.
In the 80’s and early 90’s there were strip clubs on every corner. Back then the girls would make about $300 a night doing table dances. In the mid 90’s something in the law changed allowing “full contact” with the clientele. It became dancing behind a curtain or in a booth and obviously the menu changed to hand jobs and blow jobs or outright fucking. Girls went from making $300 a night to $300 an hour and sometimes even more. As time passed more and more police raids began to close down these establishments for prostitution. At the same time there was an increase in Massage Parlors and online prostitution via Craig’s List and other similar sites. COVID was the final straw for the strip club industry in Montreal. There is also the reality that wherever there are tits and ass there is also organized crime by the way of who usually controls the girls, usually the mob or the bikers and wherever these guys are there are drugs that are sure to follow. You are better off making a small self storage facility if the layout allows. You’ll be able to sleep at night. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:53:16 AM EDT
[#32]
Hopefully, you're in a college town with a major university. That will make it easier to find talent, because 87% of strippers are working their way through law school or nursing school.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 6:59:26 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That will make it easier to find talent, because 87% of strippers are working their way through law school or nursing school.   
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Posted: 7/27/2024 7:30:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/27/2024 7:33:21 AM EDT
[#35]
Your logo could be 2 large pizzas (tits).
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Posted: 7/27/2024 7:33:42 AM EDT
[#36]
It's a very simple formula. If you don't have hot girls you will go broke. If you don't have good tipping customers you won't get the hot girls and you will go broke. New clubs will pay hot girls to come in and get the ball rolling. You can also pay big name porn stars to come in and do feature nights.
I dated a bartender / manager that worked at one for two years. That cover charge was cash and that paid the DJ and the bouncers and box guys. The DJ got tipped out by the girls by number of table dances they got. The box guys got tipped out by the girls at the end of the night. Girls paid the club a tipout depending on what time they walked into work. I think it was $30 for late ones. That money also was used for DJ and security guys. Earlier shift paid less and late comers when the club was busy paid more. Cash is flowing all over the place in a good club. Bartender GF made bank because the local guys would all come in and fall in love with her and tip like crazy. Drug dealers will get a girl to bring drugs into a club. You have to keep control of it from the start. A dressing room full of 20 strippers isn't making anyone money. They have to be on the floor working. Blacklight hides most imperfections. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 7:43:05 AM EDT
[#37]
Its very different as a business model from what most folks with experience in small business operations will preconceive. Find someone that has managed such a business and talk to them AT LENGTH.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:07:10 AM EDT
[#38]
I think this is a fantastic idea op.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:08:15 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "GARLIC THOTS" And now your club has a name |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:12:19 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hell, many clubs make the HOE's pay them for using clubs. Perfect business. Correct. The dancers in most clubs aren't employees, they're just paying to use the space. They pay a stage fee and a cut of every private dance. The club gets the cover at the door and, of course, the profit from selling all the overpriced drinks. It's wayyyyyyy smarter than dealing with the liability of having a bunch of drug-addicted nutcase sluts on your payroll. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:36:25 AM EDT
[#41]
There were absolutely no good pizza places in Utah when I lived there; any other kind of restaurant imaginable, but not a single Mom 'n Pop pizza joint. You may be on to something.
Can't comment on the quality of Utah strip clubs. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:38:01 AM EDT
[#42]
Mormon titties?
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:39:06 AM EDT
[#43]
Can upsell some soaking
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:39:54 AM EDT
[#44]
What is your plan for making pizza that’s excellent? Ingredient source, oven, serving style?
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:41:37 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What is your plan for making pizza that's excellent? Ingredient source, oven, serving style? OP talking about a strip club and this dude only cares about the pizza. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:41:40 AM EDT
[#46]
It should be named pizza slut.
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:43:01 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What is your plan for making pizza that’s excellent? Ingredient source, oven, serving style? And have cheap pitchers and a decent beer list |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:43:12 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't think he is going to see it Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We had a member that ran a strip club. Imagine all of the employee personal life drama of running a McDonald's x10. Hopefully he'll see the thread. LOL. |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:45:25 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes/No.... I'll need to be rezoned but I have a strong argument that I haven't mentioned that might get me through. Pizza sucks here and no tits, doing the Lord's work. If you are having a private party and someone decides to get naked.... what's the problem? |
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Posted: 7/27/2024 8:47:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It should be named pizza slut. Well shit. Garlic Thots has some competition now |
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