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Posted: 1/20/2023 6:43:31 AM EDT
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FPNI
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Posted: 1/20/2023 6:51:23 AM EDT
[#2]
Telepathic vestigial twin.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:16:34 AM EDT
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I stopped growing at age 13 at 6’4”. It was kind of awkward at that age being the tall guy. Oh, and I have a small extra nipple
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:22:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It sounds as though you spend time tucking and sweeping in front of children. I tuck and sweep, but only when it’s legal. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Elephantitus of the shlong It’s a burden I bear  I had my nieces and nephews convinced for years that I had a tail. Mrs. chipling and their parents played along with the ruse, it was great fun. It sounds as though you spend time tucking and sweeping in front of children. I tuck and sweep, but only when it’s legal. Damn dude…relax A thread full of light hearted fun responses and you have to take a “pull my finger” “52 card pickup” goof and get all serious with a dumbass response like that? Maybe you should have posted you were born with the lack of a sense of humor? |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:25:11 AM EDT
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Tetrology of fallot.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:14:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Me too. I have baseball mitts for hands, too. In fact my wrist aren't small, exactly, just tiny in comparison. What's worse is aphantasia. I thought visualization, "mind's eye and "mental images" was some kind of stupid metaphor well into middle age. I can't imagine how having that ability would have completely changed my life. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Womanly wrists.  Me too. I have baseball mitts for hands, too. In fact my wrist aren't small, exactly, just tiny in comparison. What's worse is aphantasia. I thought visualization, "mind's eye and "mental images" was some kind of stupid metaphor well into middle age. I can't imagine how having that ability would have completely changed my life. I arrested (years apart) two Mexican bricklayers who I could not cuff. Forearm to thumb there was no taper. Would have had to use leg irons instead of cuffs, but no use...they'd slide right off. Monstrous wrists. I told both "I can't cuff you, but I can dang sure shoot you if you act the fool. You gonna be good?" They were. Whew! |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 9:51:07 AM EDT
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My legs are all fubar.
Had to wear braces on them as a toddler. Basically, I have the same type of walk as Kathryn Heigl and Anna Kendrick. Throw in extremely skinny calves and ankles and fish belly white skin and you have why I'm VERY rarely ever in shorts outside of the house. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:03:19 AM EDT
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I have an extra vertebra in my spine, the doctor told me.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:04:46 AM EDT
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Also our kids were born with extra pinkies. As was my husband and his brother and their father and his father, etc.
Oldest and youngest had it on both hands. Middle just had it on one. First 2 had them removed at 3 and 5 months old. Youngest didn't have hers removed until right before Kindergarten so we have lots of pics.  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:13:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Terrible vision. I had eyeglasses when I was 2-1/2 years old, so I hear you screaming. A while back I saw a little girl in the news who had glasses when she was 1 year old. The new 'winner'. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:43:30 AM EDT
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Beta thalassemia trait.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:43:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I vibrate through walls. ETA: beat by days...  that's what I get for posting before reading the entire thread. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:44:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got that too. Ever get it fixed or has a doctor recommend it? |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:47:55 AM EDT
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I have a "different" frontal lobe in my brain because of wonderful free and glorious Soviet healthcare.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:49:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Also our kids were born with extra pinkies. As was my husband and his brother and their father and his father, etc. Oldest and youngest had it on both hands. Middle just had it on one. First 2 had them removed at 3 and 5 months old. Youngest didn't have hers removed until right before Kindergarten so we have lots of pics. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/182688/981307_10200333138669272_1319481175_o_10-2678857.JPG |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:51:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: An abnormally large penis. I see we have the same abnormality. Mines probably bigger though. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 10:59:28 AM EDT
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Extremely flat feet and pronated ankles. Fucking hurts after a lot of standing and walking.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:01:19 AM EDT
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I was somewhat "pigeon toed" and had to wear braces on my legs (like Forrest Gump) to straighten them out. Yes, I did become a "runnin fool" after they were taken off.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:01:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What a strange thing to pass down genetically. My brother has 3 nipples but none of us had it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Also our kids were born with extra pinkies. As was my husband and his brother and their father and his father, etc. Oldest and youngest had it on both hands. Middle just had it on one. First 2 had them removed at 3 and 5 months old. Youngest didn't have hers removed until right before Kindergarten so we have lots of pics. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/182688/981307_10200333138669272_1319481175_o_10-2678857.JPG It's actually very common but you usually never know about it because typically they're removed at birth. I think somewhere between 1 in 500 or 1 in 1000 births. And the genetic thing is the most common kind. Otherwise there are environmental factors that can cause it or it's associated with some kind of syndrome with other issues as well. When I was pregnant with our oldest (we have all girls) we were kind of hoping maybe it was just on the male side (there hadn't been any girls born in generations so all we knew of were the boys having it) but, alas, it's a dominant thing. I guess we'll have to wait and see when ours have their babies if girls pass it on as strongly as the boys do. When our first was born the midwife pointed it out and I said, "Oh no!" I mean, I was laughing while I said it but I still feel horrible that it's forever documented on the birth video. He just said, "See, we're so good we make them perfect AND with a little extra.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:06:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's actually very common but you usually never know about it because typically they're removed at birth. I think somewhere between 1 in 500 or 1 in 1000 births. And the genetic thing is the most common kind. Otherwise there are environmental factors that can cause it or it's associated with some kind of syndrome with other issues as well. When I was pregnant with our oldest (we have all girls) we were kind of hoping maybe it was just on the male side (there hadn't been any girls born in generations so all we knew of were the boys having it) but, alas, it's a dominant thing. I guess we'll have to wait and see when ours have their babies if girls pass it on as strongly as the boys do. When our first was born the midwife pointed it out and I said, "Oh no!" I mean, I was laughing while I said it but I still feel horrible that it's forever documented on the birth video. He just said, "See, we're so good we make them perfect AND with a little extra. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:09:54 AM EDT
[#21]
my feet look like incest
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:10:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My legs are all fubar. Had to wear braces on them as a toddler. Basically, I have the same type of walk as Kathryn Heigl and Anna Kendrick. Throw in extremely skinny calves and ankles and fish belly white skin and you have why I'm VERY rarely ever in shorts outside of the house. what type of walk are you speaking of? I guess I never knew nor looked out for it. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:12:55 AM EDT
[#23]
A tumor that killed my pituitary gland. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:13:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:18:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Extremely flat feet and pronated ankles. Fucking hurts after a lot of standing and walking. My son has this. Docs say surgery is 50/50 at best to fix it. He spent a lot of time in casts to correct it but this failed.  I have a small extra nipple. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:18:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I learn each day how little I know. When I was a young man I thought I knew it all too lol. Don't we all. Until the day I noticed the bump on the side of his hand and asked about it I had no clue about any of that either. At least the 3rd nipple thing was addressed on Friends so it's common knowledge now.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 11:34:18 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: what type of walk are you speaking of? I guess I never knew nor looked out for it. Really? I noticed it right off the bat and I've seen posts online about how weird they walk.  Anna Kendrick on spot of Hilton Hotel #3 And here at 16:00.  Anna Kendrick & Chace Crawford Scenes in "What to Expect When You're Expecting" The most obvious example for Katherine (butchered her name in my other post) is the pool scene from My Father The Hero but I can't post it as she's in a thong (and was also underage at the time). |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 1:07:22 PM EDT
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I have pectus excavatum and Poland's syndrome. I'm missing the lower 2/3 of my left pec muscle and some other relatively minor skeletal issues. Thankfully I don't have a deformed arm or webbed fingers which is also a possibility with Poland's syndrome.
This isn't me, but the left picture is pretty representative of what I look like (other than being 50 and fat as shit: 
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Posted: 1/20/2023 3:47:44 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have pectus excavatum and Poland's syndrome. I'm missing the lower 2/3 of my left pec muscle and some other relatively minor skeletal issues. Thankfully I don't have a deformed arm or webbed fingers which is also a possibility with Poland's syndrome. This isn't me, but the left picture is pretty representative of what I look like (other than being 50 and fat as shit: https://www.drzoran.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Untitled-Design-2019-04-09T152811.877.jpg Avatar fits.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 3:51:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Birthmark Poor eyesight (-4.5, -5) lol, that's not "poor" eyesight. Unsatisfactory. Maybe. My defects: T1D (genetic, I'm not a fatass) Idiopathic Central Sleep Apnea Idiopathic Hearing Loss (60% Left Ear, 70% Right Ear) Truly poor eyesight. -17.25 Right, -17 Left. Right right leg is 1/4" longer than the left. Facial hair doesn't grow on the left side of my face. Which is awkward. I also get cluster headaches. Which sucks. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 3:58:52 PM EDT
[#31]
Not really a body defect. I have a slight speech impediment that almost no one picks up on because I had therapy for it and I actively pay attention to my speech making sure it stay out. Mostly with “s” sounds.
If I have been drinking and am relaxed it comes out more and people probably mistake me for being more drunk than I am. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 3:59:26 PM EDT
[#32]
If you were to lay my ears (which stick out largely) against my head, where they touch my head, I grow no hair. Every person who has ever cut my hair asks me if I know. When my hair is long or short, it's not really noticeable. But when it's a normal length, it's pretty odd looking.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 4:00:15 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I got that too. Ever get it fixed or has a doctor recommend it? My sister has it also and got the surgery done. Hers was worse than mine and I haven’t had any problems so the doctors havnt mentioned it |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 4:01:00 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's actually very common but you usually never know about it because typically they're removed at birth. I think somewhere between 1 in 500 or 1 in 1000 births. And the genetic thing is the most common kind. Otherwise there are environmental factors that can cause it or it's associated with some kind of syndrome with other issues as well. When I was pregnant with our oldest (we have all girls) we were kind of hoping maybe it was just on the male side (there hadn't been any girls born in generations so all we knew of were the boys having it) but, alas, it's a dominant thing. I guess we'll have to wait and see when ours have their babies if girls pass it on as strongly as the boys do. When our first was born the midwife pointed it out and I said, "Oh no!" I mean, I was laughing while I said it but I still feel horrible that it's forever documented on the birth video. He just said, "See, we're so good we make them perfect AND with a little extra. Extras are not defects. It's like a bonus. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 4:01:19 PM EDT
[#35]
Extremely good looking. Have to wear a bag over my head when I go to the mall to keep the women off me.
You ordinary guys have no idea. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:34:37 PM EDT
[#36]
Nothing. I’m perfect.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:45:37 PM EDT
[#37]
some sort of foot issue. Dr said let him run around bare foot and it would self correct-it was either that or cutting a tendon or removing the toe (I think it was something stupid like my little toe curling under). I suppose it did, kind of (still curls under a little, but never causes any real problems). I have foot problems, but that is mostly do to bone fragments from partially crushed toes now.
I have dealt with that for 20+ years now. Funny, I have not noticed it for a fairly decent amount of time now. Changed my diet a little, that helped with inflammation, plus I don't go for 20 mile walks much anymore. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:50:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Heart murmur and joint hypermobility - double-jointed and my knees spontaneously dislocate. The rest of the joints click and pop a lot. Fun.
Something actually fun that I got though is synesthesia, the color/grapheme version where letters have colors inside my head (though not on paper or screen). I've had it as long as I can remember, I first noticed it in about first grade. My nephew has it too. Apparently it is some sort of extra brain connection or cross-linkage. Some people taste shapes or smell colors. I'm happier than hell I only have the visual kind. It really helps with spelling since I can usually tell when the colors in a word are wrong LOL. |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:50:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Shitty eyesight
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:51:46 PM EDT
[#40]
3rd nipple
For real |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:55:22 PM EDT
[#41]
Half a brain.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 7:55:46 PM EDT
[#42]
I have extra bones in the ligaments behind my knees. Does not affect me at all and only found out when I was getting x-rays for a different issue with my knees a few years ago.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 8:03:26 PM EDT
[#43]
Juvenile degenerative vertebrae stuff.
Heavy penis Genius IQ |
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Posted: 1/20/2023 8:05:28 PM EDT
[#44]
Abdominal Aortic Anyurism.
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Posted: 1/20/2023 8:23:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Half a brain. That puts you ahead of 87% of GD.
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Posted: 1/21/2023 4:57:29 AM EDT
[#46]
Simian crease in both both hands.
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Posted: 1/21/2023 5:08:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not really a body defect. I have a slight speech impediment that almost no one picks up on because I had therapy for it and I actively pay attention to my speech making sure it stay out. Mostly with "s" sounds. If I have been drinking and am relaxed it comes out more and people probably mistake me for being more drunk than I am. |
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Posted: 1/21/2023 5:31:29 AM EDT
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Heart block caused by a heart valve with 2 of the 3 flaps fused together, leaving only the one flap functional.
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Posted: 1/21/2023 5:45:54 AM EDT
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I have very flat feet and standing for long periods makes them go numb after lots of pain.
One leg is longer than the other so my mid section is twisted and I can’t sit straight, I lean to the right side. |
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Posted: 1/21/2023 6:48:05 AM EDT
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I was good looking for like the first week…
It all went to hell from there ?? |
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