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Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:32:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:33:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Gorilla or chimp
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:36:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Chimp. Chew your face and hands off.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:37:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Bullet Ants.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:37:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:45:01 PM EDT
[#6]
Watched a few people almost die from animals.

Mosquito- cerebral malaria. Treated with high dose of malaria meds. Took 6 months to diagnose. Seizures so bad they would lose him and push super high doses of anti seizure meds while giving him some electro don’t die until the next shift please therapy.

Bees- anaphylactic shock. Eppy pen x3 plus other meds and kept for observation.

German Shepherd- bite tearing artery in leg. Quick trip to ER that was close by and rushed into surgery.

Rattler- cardiac arrest/ anaphylactic shock. No idea what they did. He lived. But it was really close to deadatitus.

Homeless guy- stabbing abdominal cavity to steal some booze. Stabbed bleeding guy was too drunk to realize what happened other than his bottle being gone. Got him on the meat wagon and never heard if he made it.

Wild pig- ran in Road in front of motorcycle. Guy was a skid mark. Pig lived and was fine. Guy had broken everything and was missing a lot of skin. Motorcycle didn’t make it.

Border collie- ran in front of guy on Harley doing 75. Guy lived. Dog didn’t.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:48:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:50:50 PM EDT
[#8]
Dik-dik
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:53:19 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:53:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Almost forgot the best case of death by animal!

Married couple and the woman wouldn't leave the guy alone. She was on his heals chewing his ass for a solid 15 min. He was walking away from her the entire time. They ended up in the back yard. When he finally was out back she literally corner him in the goat pen. She was spitting fire and he was done with it and came out swinging... Kinda. He lifted a 40 lbs pigmy goat overhead and threw it down on her. She had a broken shoulder, neck and collar bone from the fall after animal impact. A few neighbor witnesses. DV assault with a deadly, weapon- goat.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:53:49 PM EDT
[#11]
Stingray.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:56:20 PM EDT
[#12]
Goldfish. I'd have a lot of explaining to do.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:56:28 PM EDT
[#13]
Komodo dragon.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:57:12 PM EDT
[#14]
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I think a python or a boa constricter
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A human. They can get pretty creative in their methods.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:57:45 PM EDT
[#15]
Pack of wolves. You run but theyre faster, you hide but they can find you,  no way to face all of them,  one eventually gets you from behind, does the rag doll shake, they eat you ass first, probably still alive......
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:59:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Cougar, bites the back of your neck as its hind legs rip your guts out.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 12:01:23 AM EDT
[#17]
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) - Rat in a Bucket Scene (6/9) | Movieclips
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 12:02:11 AM EDT
[#18]
A week and a half of pure suffering after a bite from certain rattlesnakes and other vipers.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 12:39:37 AM EDT
[#19]
Dilly Dilly...
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 12:43:37 AM EDT
[#20]
African wild dogs
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 12:53:59 AM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 12:56:59 AM EDT
[#22]
Chimp
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 12:58:26 AM EDT
[#23]
a hummingbird
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:02:46 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I think a python or a boa constricter
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Not really, it would be fast and fairly painless.  Even the biggest ones don't want to kill you though, they only kill to eat or to defend themselves and people aren't considered prey, we smell wrong and adult humans are too big for even a big snake to eat.

Komodo dragon would suck, they bite and you die days later, then they eat you.

Gaboon viper would also suck, one nip and you end up dying bleeding out from every orifice and from your eyes after a few hours of intense pain.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:03:02 AM EDT
[#25]
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Stingray.
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Oddly enough I have a friend that almost died from a south American fresh water stingray. She is a horticulturist at the zoo and her foot slipped off the bank of a fake stream where the ray was kept. It put it's barb through her workboot sole, her foot and through the steel toe. They ended up saving her with snake antivenin because no one ever thought to have stingray antivenin on hand.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:04:14 AM EDT
[#26]
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Almost forgot the best case of death by animal!

Married couple and the woman wouldn't leave the guy alone. She was on his heals chewing his ass for a solid 15 min. He was walking away from her the entire time. They ended up in the back yard. When he finally was out back she literally corner him in the goat pen. She was spitting fire and he was done with it and came out swinging... Kinda. He lifted a 40 lbs pigmy goat overhead and threw it down on her. She had a broken shoulder, neck and collar bone from the fall after animal impact. A few neighbor witnesses. DV assault with a deadly, weapon- goat.
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Heard of a case where some guy attacked a prostitute.  He ripped the antenna off his van and repeatedly hit her with it.  Ambulance came and took her to the hospital, but she died...

...of van-aerial disease!

Nyuk yuk yuk!
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:05:53 AM EDT
[#27]
Woodpecker
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:08:34 AM EDT
[#28]
mosquito, which is the deadliest animal on the planet.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:19:59 AM EDT
[#29]
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beta fish...
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Gold fish.
beta fish...
Nononono. Silverfish.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:30:23 AM EDT
[#30]
Tapeworms eating your brain.  Go ahead and google it.  It's horrible.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:30:31 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:31:14 AM EDT
[#32]
Candiru.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:32:01 AM EDT
[#33]
Komodo dragon
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:35:03 AM EDT
[#34]
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Gerbil
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You get that lodged in your ass and can't poop, that'd be a slow death.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:38:50 AM EDT
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Yeah, that would hurt...
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:41:01 AM EDT
[#36]
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Fucking this, the more I read about shit that lives in water, the happier I am that I live in Kansas..........
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:46:04 AM EDT
[#37]
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Dik-dik
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how would that work, death by cuteness?
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:50:15 AM EDT
[#38]
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Komodo dragon.
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This. Easily.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:51:20 AM EDT
[#39]
w,stte;

Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:53:35 AM EDT
[#40]
Ants
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 1:55:15 AM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:00:46 AM EDT
[#42]
Bees
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:08:11 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:12:23 AM EDT
[#44]
Death by Snooki
Smush, Smush
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:22:07 AM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:23:42 AM EDT
[#46]
Komodo Dragron would be a terrible way to die and get eaten.
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:24:07 AM EDT
[#47]
Irukandji jellyfish
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:34:50 AM EDT
[#48]
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Nicely done but most people probably won’t get it  
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 2:47:57 AM EDT
[#49]
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What's the thing that swims up your urethra if you swim nekkid?
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this
whatever this little bastard is called,the stuff that nightmares are made of
Link Posted: 2/3/2018 3:21:24 AM EDT
[#50]
Rats and buzzards.  You know its going to be a long drawn out process if you are still sentient.  The large cats, bears, and reptiles are more likely to make it quick, but there's no guarantees.  Hogs and canines will start at the soft parts and back end. They also like to play w/ their food a bit.  Chimps make it personal, and seem to be some of the worst attacks to survive.
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