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Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:14:29 AM EDT
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Those long nails would make a prostrate massage tough.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:17:38 AM EDT
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Those long nails would make a prostrate massage tough.
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Just do the massage sitting up, then.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:21:38 AM EDT
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My wife has long nails, she's never had false nails they are her real nails and she takes care of them. They look good but they only have one use and that's for scratching. I'm not just talking about back scratching either because her nails scratch the paint on my car whenever she drags her fingers across it, especially around the door handles and it just pisses me off!
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:26:00 AM EDT
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the long fake nails typically indicate they're a non working piece of trash.. basically a leech on society and whoever supports them.
Not in all cases, but probably 98% of the time they are unemployed with no plans to change that anytime soon.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:30:00 AM EDT
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Long nails are symbolic of a woman who does not have to work.
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Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:30:54 AM EDT
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But the scritches man...
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:32:37 AM EDT
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Fake nails, fake hair, fake lashes
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Fake tits, fake tan, fake phone voice, fake personality
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:41:11 AM EDT
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Her nails make a Grizzly's claws look small.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:43:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:44:58 AM EDT
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I think with a lot of them it's almost an agressive animalistic display.  "Look at me, I'm a tiger!".
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:47:29 AM EDT
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Long nails look attractive as long as they are done tastefully.  Plus, sitting at an office desk as a receptionist isn't the same thing as working in a steel mill.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:49:53 AM EDT
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Would interfere with shooting a gun.
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While working at a .gov location, coming through the access gate one morning to work, I noticed that a (minority class) female gate guard had some long, long nails. She could hardly work the ID badge scanner. I took notice of her name, and called the desk sergeant when I got in the office. He commented "Oh, her again" and thanked me.

Being cynical, she's probably a high-ranked troop now in Security Forces. And still has those nails too.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:50:15 AM EDT
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Not having to work outside of swiping an EBT card
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:50:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2022 10:55:14 AM EDT
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On that subject, recently while watching a documentary, a young lady's fake lash came off during vigorous activity. It distracted from my moment of serenity.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:03:20 AM EDT
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The way dolly Pardon could play the guitar with her long nails always fascinated me

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Long nails are basically a requirement for certain guitar styles.  My dad is a professional guitar/bass/banjo player, he has to keep certain nails longer than others.  Not freakishly so, but longer than most people, especially guys keep them.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:05:32 AM EDT
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I've always wondered how seriously it impacted personal hygiene. That's gotta be tough washing and wiping.
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Like a squeegee at the gas station: scrape and fling.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:10:08 AM EDT
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Never invite a woman with really long nails to a coc party as they will use it up quick.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:24:32 AM EDT
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I see it as a call signal that they are useless and want you to know they are useless, aka want to be taken care of at a certain level of leisure.

I take it as a warning sign to stay away. I guess others see it as a beacon to come hither.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:25:14 AM EDT
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This is how I  like my wife to do hers.

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A man after my own heart.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:39:47 AM EDT
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We have a woman at work that has some that extend out an inch and a half or so past her finger. I don't know how the hell she does anything. Women seem to be all about being impractical with impractical shoes, clothes, nails, etc.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:50:53 AM EDT
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"Women with long nails"...do very little actual work.

Our family doctor hired some new office staff during covid and the receptionist checking in patients has extra long painted nails. It takes her 5 minutes to check us in doing very little typing and most that is hitting 'enter' to proceed to a new screen or moving a mouse and clicking. I noticed it the first time I called in for an appointment on I was on the phone for like 10 minutes. Seen it in person and had that ah ha moment. I guess she doesn't want to ruin a $100 nail job. Priorities! Just dumb!
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 11:52:05 AM EDT
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Like the tities, many of them are fake.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 12:04:21 PM EDT
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I see this all the time where I work. We build tiny electrical components. Watching them try to pick up tiny nuts or screws is frustrating. Big nails, the big fake eyelashes and the big hoochie hoop ear rings make them looks like a clown show.
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don't hate my culture
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 12:12:04 PM EDT
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It's disgusting and limits their ability to function like a normal human being. There's nothing sexy about it. It makes women look useless outside of the bed. Why should I hire a woman with long nails? Productivity will be next to none.
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It's creepy and unattractive.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 12:51:26 PM EDT
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Family Guy - Peter Griffin with Acrylic Nails
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 3:20:32 PM EDT
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I see it as a call signal that they are useless and want you to know they are useless, aka want to be taken care of at a certain level of leisure.

I take it as a warning sign to stay away. I guess others see it as a beacon to come hither.
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I feel the same way.  It is a huge warning sign
to me.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 3:24:34 PM EDT
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Some of these photos are the stuff of nightmares...

Hking
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 3:43:33 PM EDT
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How the hell do they even wear shoes? Can't  understand why women grow their fingernail 1/4" pass the end of their finger, especially  the one that curl around. Useless !!!
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 4:07:38 PM EDT
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How do they wipe their ass holes and glory hole with out injuring themselves?
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 4:11:20 PM EDT
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Got cut by a toll booth attendant in Filth-a-delthpy by 3” nail when she return change to me.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 4:13:27 PM EDT
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My girls normal sane girl nails feel the best dragged on the underside of my nuts.... just saying.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 4:14:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/9/2022 4:14:30 PM EDT
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My daughter has hers pretty long right now and I don't get it but she seems to get on all right.  I had fake nails too when I was her age but they never were that long as it was an injury waiting to happen as I worked as a grocery store checker at the time.  I just had them to get past a nail biting habit I'd had all my life.  

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/182688/Screenshot_20220609-052818_Gallery_jpg-2412281.JPG

The main thing I hate about long nails (on other people) is the way their mannerisms are so affected.  Trying to watch a YouTube video about anything if they have those nails is ridiculous.  

Went searching real quick and found a decent example.  

Starts around 4:40.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4TtozWkDi8


Wasn't really what I had in mind but I'm too lazy to keep looking.  What I was thinking of was this gesture that I only see people do when they have those super long nails.  I'm forever responding to my kids' texts with the disappoint face meme and my youngest edited it and sent this back to me one day and it's exactly this gesture.  

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/182688/20220209_172418_0000_png-2412284.JPG
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Ummm…sir….your daughter has a boa across her.
Link Posted: 6/9/2022 4:16:54 PM EDT
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Tastefully manicured nails of a reasonable length is fine.

Freakishly long spearheads is disgusting
Link Posted: 6/11/2022 8:36:15 AM EDT
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Big nails, the big fake eyelashes and the big hoochie hoop ear rings make them looks like a clown show.
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Sounds like you work in a ghetto. No offense.
Link Posted: 6/11/2022 8:40:45 AM EDT
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That is disgusting. Shouldn't be allowed. If I was a commie I'd ban long nails.
Link Posted: 6/11/2022 8:44:40 AM EDT
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She had to literally hold her finger straight out and attempt to press the keys with the pad of her finger. Maybe 5 words per minute!
There is no way she could physically wipe her ass!

They looked like these
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Lol. Thanks for the laugh. I wish I could start every morning by laughing this hard.
Link Posted: 6/11/2022 8:55:29 AM EDT
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Some of these photos are the stuff of nightmares...

Hking
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No shit. I was starving prior to reading the replies. I am somehow no longer hungry.
Link Posted: 6/11/2022 8:56:43 AM EDT
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Got cut by a toll booth attendant in Filth-a-delthpy by 3" nail when she return change to me.
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Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder, I read this.
Link Posted: 6/16/2022 3:06:37 PM EDT
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I think it's sexy and there are many productive women workers where I live with long nails. They are also mainly around 100-120lb and also wear makeup and sexy dresses. If you like dudes that's your prerogative.
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Yep....

I think they are sexy AF.
Link Posted: 6/16/2022 3:13:33 PM EDT
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Those are fine but the long pointy ghetto ones are fuckin hideous.
Link Posted: 6/16/2022 4:06:22 PM EDT
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I think it's sexy and there are many productive women workers where I live with long nails. They are also mainly around 100-120lb and also wear makeup and sexy dresses. If you like dudes that's your prerogative.
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Would have thought an invading army would have them more in a practical mode.
Link Posted: 6/16/2022 4:22:01 PM EDT
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This is how I  like my wife to do hers.

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This looks good.
Link Posted: 6/16/2022 4:22:18 PM EDT
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I think it's sexy and there are many productive women workers where I live with long nails. They are also mainly around 100-120lb and also wear makeup and sexy dresses. If you like dudes that's your prerogative.


I think they are talking about the four inch nails that are useless.




https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/182688/202002045484521517_jpg-2412296.JPG
This is trashy.
Link Posted: 6/17/2022 10:27:10 AM EDT
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This is trashy.
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Agreed. If I interviewed a woman with nails like that I would actually inquire as to how she could do anything at all.
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