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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:33:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:35:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iveseenalittleontv: Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach butt naked. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts". Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iveseenalittleontv: Originally Posted By LipschitzWrath: Originally Posted By R2point0: I'd bang them both at the same time. Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach butt naked. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts".  |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:48:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 1:34:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
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Posted: 8/15/2024 1:46:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 5:10:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 7:34:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/V48KRxo.png Always laugh when I see that. He is a friend of a friend. |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 9:23:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 11:32:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Bophades]
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Posted: 8/15/2024 11:43:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/IMG_0686_jpeg-3294955.JPG |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 11:52:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 11:53:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bophades:
Dances with wombats |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:01:37 PM EDT
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In?
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:13:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bodybagger: Dances with wombats Napoleon Vegimite |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:13:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FlockaCGulz: In? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/450356/1723403205617-3295057.jpg |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:15:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/IMG_0686_jpeg-3294955.JPG I bought a burger from the boy scout booth at the county fair a few weeks ago. Burger: $4.50 Cheese: $0.50 Bacon: $0.50 Lettuce and tomato: $0.50 The teen taking my order had to get a calculator to tell me the total. 
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:15:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WorkDroid: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WorkDroid: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Sound on gentlemen. The “help!” Was the best. |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:27:19 PM EDT
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Repost?
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:38:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 12:46:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 6EQUJ5: That might be the worst case of "white girl dancing" I've seen in my entire life. Back in 84 I knew kids in the 6th grade who could throw down harder.Loo Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 6EQUJ5: Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: Rachael Gunn "Raygun" About the 2:15 mark for the break dance combat That might be the worst case of "white girl dancing" I've seen in my entire life. Back in 84 I knew kids in the 6th grade who could throw down harder.Loo |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 1:00:50 PM EDT
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I started watching this 30 second clip, not really sure where it was headed.
By the end I was laughing my ass off.
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Posted: 8/15/2024 1:15:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: TrainSafe]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rbb2: I bought a burger from the boy scout booth at the county fair a few weeks ago. Burger: $4.50 Cheese: $0.50 Bacon: $0.50 Lettuce and tomato: $0.50 The teen taking my order had to get a calculator to tell me the total. My favorite is going somewhere. Let's say the total comes to $87.56. I give them $88.06 so they don't have to count out a shitload of dimes and pennies. Instead they look at me like 
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Posted: 8/15/2024 1:22:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TrainSafe: My favorite is going somewhere. Let's say the total comes to $87.56. I give them $88.06 so they don't have to count out a shitload of dimes and pennies. Instead they look at me like https://media1.tenor.com/m/5BnY0lBsyl0AAAAd/blazing-saddles-dimes.gif Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TrainSafe: Originally Posted By rbb2: I bought a burger from the boy scout booth at the county fair a few weeks ago. Burger: $4.50 Cheese: $0.50 Bacon: $0.50 Lettuce and tomato: $0.50 The teen taking my order had to get a calculator to tell me the total. My favorite is going somewhere. Let's say the total comes to $87.56. I give them $88.06 so they don't have to count out a shitload of dimes and pennies. Instead they look at me like https://media1.tenor.com/m/5BnY0lBsyl0AAAAd/blazing-saddles-dimes.gif Even worse, sometimes the total will be $38.07, I’ll give them $40.07, and they’ll look at me like “why the hell did this guy pay me an extra 7 cents?” |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 1:50:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Even worse, sometimes the total will be $38.07, I’ll give them $40.07, and they’ll look at me like “why the hell did this guy pay me an extra 7 cents?” Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Originally Posted By TrainSafe: Originally Posted By rbb2: I bought a burger from the boy scout booth at the county fair a few weeks ago. Burger: $4.50 Cheese: $0.50 Bacon: $0.50 Lettuce and tomato: $0.50 The teen taking my order had to get a calculator to tell me the total. My favorite is going somewhere. Let's say the total comes to $87.56. I give them $88.06 so they don't have to count out a shitload of dimes and pennies. Instead they look at me like https://media1.tenor.com/m/5BnY0lBsyl0AAAAd/blazing-saddles-dimes.gif Even worse, sometimes the total will be $38.07, I’ll give them $40.07, and they’ll look at me like “why the hell did this guy pay me an extra 7 cents?” |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 1:59:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Hunter-Killer]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bhart89: and then the motherfuckers give you a dollar and 93 cents and then your 7 cents back. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bhart89: Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Originally Posted By TrainSafe: Originally Posted By rbb2: I bought a burger from the boy scout booth at the county fair a few weeks ago. Burger: $4.50 Cheese: $0.50 Bacon: $0.50 Lettuce and tomato: $0.50 The teen taking my order had to get a calculator to tell me the total. My favorite is going somewhere. Let's say the total comes to $87.56. I give them $88.06 so they don't have to count out a shitload of dimes and pennies. Instead they look at me like https://media1.tenor.com/m/5BnY0lBsyl0AAAAd/blazing-saddles-dimes.gif Even worse, sometimes the total will be $38.07, I’ll give them $40.07, and they’ll look at me like “why the hell did this guy pay me an extra 7 cents?” That’s never happened to me (so far), but if it did, I’d probably just tell them to keep the change. $2 would be well worth the amusement that level of stupidity would provide me.  |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 2:05:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: I'm not sure if it's cool to do "In!" memes when someone dies. Because it certainly looks like it in that picture. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By FlockaCGulz: In? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/450356/1723403205617-3295057.jpg Soooooooooo ..... Out? |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 2:23:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By InsaneRusher: Soooooooooo ..... Out? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By InsaneRusher: Originally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By FlockaCGulz: In? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/450356/1723403205617-3295057.jpg Soooooooooo ..... Out? r/truckers says the guy lived, but I'm still sorry for hurting your feelings. I'll tell the 87 blazillion WWII/hitler memes to reel that shit in. |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 2:38:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 2:39:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 3:22:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 3:25:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BillyDBerger: Always laugh when I see that. He is a friend of a friend. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BillyDBerger: Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/V48KRxo.png Always laugh when I see that. He is a friend of a friend. Speaking of Florida people…  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:09:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hunter-Killer: That's never happened to me (so far), but if it did, I'd probably just tell them to keep the change. $2 would be well worth the amusement that level of stupidity would provide me. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Originally Posted By Bhart89: Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Originally Posted By TrainSafe: Originally Posted By rbb2: I bought a burger from the boy scout booth at the county fair a few weeks ago. Burger: $4.50 Cheese: $0.50 Bacon: $0.50 Lettuce and tomato: $0.50 The teen taking my order had to get a calculator to tell me the total. My favorite is going somewhere. Let's say the total comes to $87.56. I give them $88.06 so they don't have to count out a shitload of dimes and pennies. Instead they look at me like https://media1.tenor.com/m/5BnY0lBsyl0AAAAd/blazing-saddles-dimes.gif Even worse, sometimes the total will be $38.07, I'll give them $40.07, and they'll look at me like "why the hell did this guy pay me an extra 7 cents?" That's never happened to me (so far), but if it did, I'd probably just tell them to keep the change. $2 would be well worth the amusement that level of stupidity would provide me. That exact thing has happened to me, repeatedly. lol |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:12:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:12:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:12:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:13:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:13:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:13:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:13:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 4:14:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 5:22:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FlockaCGulz: r/truckers says the guy lived, but I'm still sorry for hurting your feelings. I'll tell the 87 blazillion WWII/hitler memes to reel that shit in. |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 5:27:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: R2point0]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000014074_jpg-3295236.JPG |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 6:12:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: And yet I still find it quicker and more convenient to be able to tell if the cashier is shorting me on my change when I do it in my head versus consulting my auxiliary brain every time. |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 6:13:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 6:16:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By colklink:[/b] Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By colklink:[/b]  |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 6:27:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2024 6:33:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FlockaCGulz: r/truckers says the guy lived, but I'm still sorry for hurting your feelings. I'll tell the 87 blazillion WWII/hitler memes to reel that shit in. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FlockaCGulz: Originally Posted By InsaneRusher: Originally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By FlockaCGulz: In? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/450356/1723403205617-3295057.jpg Soooooooooo ..... Out? r/truckers says the guy lived, but I'm still sorry for hurting your feelings. I'll tell the 87 blazillion WWII/hitler memes to reel that shit in. I used to drive trucks and that's one of the nightmare scenarios. I'm real glad to hear that he survived because if he died he would be voting Democrat this election. |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 6:33:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: I'm not sure if it's cool to do "In!" memes when someone dies. Because it certainly looks like it in that picture. Agreed |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 9:43:10 PM EDT
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 How to Protect Your Computer from Getting Shot by an MBT |
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Posted: 8/15/2024 10:08:48 PM EDT
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