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Link Posted: 8/15/2024 10:09:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thuban:


I used to drive trucks and that's one of the nightmare scenarios.

I'm real glad to hear that he survived because if he died he would be voting Democrat this election.
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When my grandfather died, I think half the family checked with the voter registration office in PA to make sure he was taken off the rolls.

If we let him vote Democrat he'd haunt us until the end of our days.
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Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv:


Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach butt naked. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts".
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Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv:
Originally Posted By LipschitzWrath:
Originally Posted By R2point0:
I'd bang them both at the same time.
Clark Kent and Superman?


Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach butt naked. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts".


https://www.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven

Just saying
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
I'm not sure if it's cool to do "In!" memes when someone dies. Because it certainly looks like it in that picture.
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
I'm not sure if it's cool to do "In!" memes when someone dies. Because it certainly looks like it in that picture.


Judging the distance from the edge of the coil to the sideview mirror I think that driver may have gotten really, really lucky (at least I hope he did.)  Those steel coils are no joke and are usually secured by at least 4 chains and binders.
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Originally Posted By Dr_Mike:


https://www.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven

Just saying
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Niven’s chef d’ oeuvre
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She would still be diddling P Diddy’s pp.
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Originally Posted By Dr_Mike:


https://www.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven

Just saying
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I'm pretty sure the writers for The Boys read that at least a couple of times.
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Mariah Barton - Oh, Gl*ry Hole
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Originally Posted By WorkDroid:
Imagine being married to this
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he won't be for long.  she's talking about him cheating because that's what she's doing.  and either that guilt is driving her crazy, or too many flavors of dude.  or both.

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How to Protect Your Computer from Getting Shot by an MBT
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"Hey, Brad's score is still on there" but it's in 1080p60fps
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Sound on gentlemen.
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Twitter link is broken, I think.  Is it this guy?

Epic Amusement Park Seat Belt Prank - Watch Their Reactions
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Originally Posted By redoubt:
https://i.imgur.com/hoMxaMn.jpeg
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Love a good meta-joke.
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Bradley Walsh - Fanny Chmelar laugh.


Fanny Chmelar
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Originally Posted By Brisk:

Twitter link is broken, I think.  Is it this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoSrkR1Sic
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Originally Posted By Brisk:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Sound on gentlemen.

Twitter link is broken, I think.  Is it this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoSrkR1Sic


NEW LINK
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The exact same meme is floating out there about Trump. I wonder who was first?
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
The exact same meme is floating out there about Trump. I wonder who was first?
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
The exact same meme is floating out there about Trump. I wonder who was first?

The left can’t meme so which do you think is more likely?
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I once worked with a guy who had zero math skills (perfect for a job that handled large quantities of cash) to the point where i bluntly asked him how many pennies were in a dollar and he said "fifty cent?"
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


NEW LINK
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Still broke - but I don't have Twitter installed (maybe that's it)
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