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Posted: 4/29/2016 11:16:05 AM EDT




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Devils doorbell
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Probably so, but I fucking lost it at "ringing the Devils doorbell."

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Probably so, but I fucking lost it at "ringing the Devils doorbell."

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Probably so, but I fucking lost it at "ringing the Devils doorbell."



Same
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:19:47 AM EDT
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No, he shouldn't!

I'm laughing my ass off.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:20:05 AM EDT
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Today, after work, I'm going to ask my wife if she's ever self-raped her sin cave.  I want to see the reaction.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:20:19 AM EDT
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You should just delete that Op.
To many arfcommers take that kind of advice seriously and end up married to women who dont like sex and then wonder why.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:20:24 AM EDT
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Make sure she has a pink butt hole and waxes that shit regularly so you can tongue punch her fart box
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:21:21 AM EDT
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Before someone puts all that work into a graphic they should check the spelling.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:22:02 AM EDT
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So is SIIHPAPP still okay ?
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:22:02 AM EDT
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I just texted my wife and asked her if she ever self raped her sin cave. I'll post the response.

ETA:

I got a WTF??? and What is wrong with you? After showing her the picture in the op, she said "I guess you were out of luck then."
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:22:45 AM EDT
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This stuff is comedy gold.

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Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:23:25 AM EDT
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You stop with that good advice stuff!

I get big entertainment out of that!

Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:25:40 AM EDT
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Is this Ted Cruz's new ad?
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:26:24 AM EDT
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BBL have to go ring the devils doorbell
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No, he shouldn't!

I'm laughing my ass off.
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No, he shouldn't!

I'm laughing my ass off.

Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:27:38 AM EDT
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Was that on the Southern Baptist website?
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According to stopmasturbationnow.org, he supports it
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:32:24 AM EDT
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Sent to wife...
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:33:48 AM EDT
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Don't worry, I'll remeber.
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Made me laugh and also shake my head.
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If you marry a woman who doesn't like to self rape her sin cave you will be sorely disapoint.
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That website is comedy gold.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:36:37 AM EDT
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LOL WUT?
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:37:30 AM EDT
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I feel so bad for some people in this world.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:38:10 AM EDT
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"Remeber" to proofread your memes before posting them all over the internet.
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You're getting some mileage out of that one this week.



This is crazy. She doesn't have to use her fingers if she doesn't want to. Toys work fine if that's what she needs. Why do people hate on sex so much?
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Unfappable
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:40:41 AM EDT
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This is why there are so many single women.  Good advice OP.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 11:56:15 AM EDT
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Is this real life?
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You're getting some mileage out of that one this week.


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You're getting some mileage out of that one this week.



Sometimes, it's the only reasonable response.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:01:35 PM EDT
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hhaha
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:03:54 PM EDT
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Send all the self rapers to me.
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I'm going home for lunch and ringing the devil's doorbell, then I'll probably take a nap.
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Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:23:29 PM EDT
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http://stopmasturbationnow.org/

Some people have waaaaaaay too much free time on their hands.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:27:09 PM EDT
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Ted Cruz's new cause since he failed in his run for President?
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:28:05 PM EDT
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Makes me think of the Garfunkel and Oates song The Loophole
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Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:33:58 PM EDT
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I couldn't be happier that mine is an expert with her Devil's Doorbell:  Sometimes a guy just wants to get a bit of shuteye on a Thursday night instead of going for a 4th inning.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:40:09 PM EDT
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That's not ringing the Devil's doorbell.  That's shucking the bearded clam.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:41:00 PM EDT
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This is most likely satire...



Or proof that social conservatives are just as dumb as progressive liberals.




Dunno anymore.




Pretty sure it will show up on Facebook and be taken as truth.
Link Posted: 4/29/2016 12:51:02 PM EDT
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Frankly every girl I've been involved with that wasn't comfortable ringing her own doorbell had serious intimacy issues.
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Right after this picture I was caught in a landslide.

I didn't think there was any escape from reality.
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