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Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:05:14 PM EST
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Sick fucks, the lot of them.
<a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16608216/Ponies/Lyrashrugsmall.png" target="_blank">http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16608216/Ponies/Lyrashrugsmall.png</a>

I'd hit it
   


No hand jobs, though.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:11:05 PM EST
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This thread needs more homosexual equines: Here's Charlie!






 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:27:25 PM EST
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This thread needs more homosexual equines: Here's Charlie!

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp23/Troubl3shooter/FBunicorn.jpg
 


This pic reflects the gayness that has become the new arfcom.  

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:11:57 PM EST
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Honest questions for the ahem.... Bronies. Or those who live openly as Bronies.
What do your fathers think of your interest in My Little Pony?
My dad doesn't really care what I do as long as I stay out of trouble, make decent money (working on that bit...), and eventually intend to make grandbabies (eh, I have a brother and he has a tiny wife, they'll satisfy my parents' grandbaby-madness eventually).

I don't talk to my dad very much. We don't have a lot in common, and I frequently get the feeling that he has very little respect for me, mostly because he never listens to anything that I say (this feeling predates my watching MLP by many years).

What do your girlfriends or wives think?
Not applicable (ETA: No boyfriend, either; I've never dated anybody). Several of the bronies who post in the big thread are married, though.
What about your non bronie male friends?
It doesn't bother them. It is a source for FRIENDLY RIBBING, but so is every attribute of a friend. My friend Jared gave me a 'Feathermay' (a red pegasus) figurine for our Secret Santa exchange at work, and it occupies a place of honor on my SHELF OF MORAL DECAY.

Do you engage in other activity normally associated with little girls? IE having tea parties with stuffed animals? Playing with or collecting Barbies, etc?
Negative. I do have several MLP toys, but they're sort of just scattered around among the other goofy shit I've accumulated over the years (the shelf of moral decay also features an action figure signed by Kevin Smith, a comic signed by Scott Kurtz, a stuffed killer whale I found in the parking lot at work, a couple of empty growlers, a battered deck of Fluxx cards, and three small stuffed rabbits (and the zippered cloth carrot in which they can be stored) given to me by my friend Rose). I have tried to comb the hair of two of the pony figurines that I have to make them look presentable on the shelf, but I've made a mess of it each time, so I gave up on it.

There used to be a LEGO star destroyer up there, too, but I disassembled it to build a dock for my phone which now lives in my truck.

Is this a new thing for you or have you always "marched to your own drummer?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Any answer I think of either sounds pretentious and self-aggrandizing (e.g., "hurr, I'm unique, and all you normal people are boring!" which I don't thing), or else pretentiously self-deprecating. I will settle for being pretentiously ambivalent. I dunno, man.

Not a slam just trying to understand the Bronie lifestyle?
I think that "lifestyle" is a little grandiose. I like a TV show, and I like candy-colored plastic toys, and I like the crazy shit that fans of same produce. I go to work, I play video games, I shoot my guns every once in a while; every saturday I go out and have a couple of drinks with a buddy from work; I chat with my internet friends... and I watch this TV show and talk about it a bunch. There's really not that much to it.

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and the world would be a better place if i could write all the wrongs in it
I don't know what you consider wrongs deserving of righting, but if clear and proper communication are part of your mandate, that's "right all the wrongs".


Dude, I'm buying you a whore for the night.


You tell a working girl to get in a room with a guy who is into brushing his toy pony's hair and watching cartoons targeted to little girls, and you are going to pay a HEFTY kink penalty.


The more publicly pious, the more privately depraved...
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:23:43 PM EST
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Dude, I'm buying you a whore for the night.




You tell a working girl to get in a room with a guy who is into brushing his toy pony's hair and watching cartoons targeted to little girls, and you are going to pay a HEFTY kink penalty.




The more publicly pious, the more privately depraved...




Sure, but there is a point, generally denoted by collecting little girls toys,  the wearing of animal costumes, and leg-humping other dudes at My Little Pony conventions, where it really doesn't get any more depraved.



Rock bottom, man. I think more than a few people in this thread have hit it.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 11:41:48 PM EST
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This thread needs more homosexual equines: Here's Charlie!

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp23/Troubl3shooter/FBunicorn.jpg
 


mmm assless chaps
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:38:03 AM EST
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This thread has brought me terrific entertainment. Thank you all
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:42:07 AM EST
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and the world would be a better place if i could write all the wrongs in it
I don't know what you consider wrongs deserving of righting, but if clear and proper communication are part of your mandate, that's "right all the wrongs".


that went right the fuck over your head lol
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:55:41 AM EST
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This thread has brought me terrific entertainment. Thank you all


Link Posted: 7/3/2012 5:57:00 AM EST
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Dear bronies,

Thank you for ruining every forum, website, or internet community in existence with your retarded ponies. If you kept your hobbies to yourself, maybe people would hate you less.

Sincerely,
The Internet

P.S. stop ruining guns.






Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:07:08 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:09:50 AM EST
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Its just another example of the modern man becoming more effeminate...
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:09:59 AM EST
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What. The. Fuck.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Just sayin...

http://img3-ec.etsystatic.com/000/0/5515672/il_fullxfull.294408675.jpg


there is a lot of crazy in that pic.. A LOT!
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:21:47 AM EST
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What. The. Fuck.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Just sayin...

http://img3-ec.etsystatic.com/000/0/5515672/il_fullxfull.294408675.jpg


there is a lot of crazy in that pic.. A LOT!


The one in the middle was in the Steampunk thread.  She's apparently a costume designer.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 6:23:30 AM EST
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Dear bronies,

Thank you for ruining every forum, website, or internet community in existence with your retarded ponies. If you kept your hobbies to yourself, maybe people would hate you less.

Sincerely,
The Internet

P.S. stop ruining guns.
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3817/bronyk98k.jpg

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3084/bronyenfield.jpg

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/9231/bronyshotgun.jpg

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4876/bronyak.png


those poor firearms
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 7:43:03 AM EST
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Dear bronies,



Thank you for ruining every forum, website, or internet community in existence with your retarded ponies. If you kept your hobbies to yourself, maybe people would hate you less.



Sincerely,

The Internet





 




I just want to point out that when you try to put people down, they will often redouble their efforts to make you uncomfortable.





Maybe if you just said "Whatever..." and let it go,  then there'd be less of the response to post more pony content.



People tend to poke back when you poke at them.  It's human nature.
CJ

Link Posted: 7/3/2012 9:53:15 AM EST
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Thank you for ruining every forum, website, or internet community in existence with your retarded ponies. If you kept your hobbies to yourself, maybe people would hate you less.

Step 1. Post a topic that someone doesn't find interesting in a general discussion forum.
Result: Be ruining the internet.

It's just. That. Easy.

Other groups that have, in this way, left "every... internet community in existence" in ruins: zombie movie/game aficionados, furries, Apple users, hipstermatic users, motorcyclists, bicyclists, and people who own fucking Amigas.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 10:34:43 AM EST
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Thank you for ruining every forum, website, or internet community in existence with your retarded ponies. If you kept your hobbies to yourself, maybe people would hate you less.

Step 1. Post a topic that someone doesn't find interesting in a general discussion forum.
Result: Be ruining the internet.

It's just. That. Easy.

Other groups that have, in this way, left "every... internet community in existence" in ruins: zombie movie/game aficionados, furries, Apple users, hipstermatic users, motorcyclists, bicyclists, and people who own fucking Amigas.


Let's be fair here.  Furries, by their very existence, ruin everything they touch.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 11:14:20 AM EST
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Thank you for ruining every forum, website, or internet community in existence with your retarded ponies. If you kept your hobbies to yourself, maybe people would hate you less.

Step 1. Post a topic that someone doesn't find interesting in a general discussion forum.
Result: Be ruining the internet.

It's just. That. Easy.

Other groups that have, in this way, left "every... internet community in existence" in ruins: zombie movie/game aficionados, furries, Apple users, hipstermatic users, motorcyclists, bicyclists, and people who own fucking Amigas.


Let's be fair here.  Furries, by their very existence, ruin everything they touch.


By that logic, so do jews, gypsies, Joseph Stalin, midgets with flamethrowers, people who play golf, gays, lesbians, straight people, 2x4's, DNA, the guy at the waffle hut, and the soup nazi.

Furries may be outside a social norm, but remember christians (or any other group) used to be the bastard children of the world.  Times change.

And I say that as a pagan fur
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 11:32:42 AM EST
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Found a pic from Bronie Con 2012


WTF! Okay now someone will come in and say it's all clean fun and they are not complete nutjobs!


Juggaloes just went up a notch in the social evolutionary chain in my book.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 11:35:50 AM EST
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Found a pic from Bronie Con 2012
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqjfkXNQr1qa4x8wo1_500.jpg

WTF! Okay now someone will come in and say it's all clean fun and they are not complete nutjobs!


Juggaloes just went up a notch in the social evolutionary chain in my book.


Link Posted: 7/3/2012 11:38:05 AM EST
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Found a pic from Bronie Con 2012
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqjfkXNQr1qa4x8wo1_500.jpg

WTF! Okay now someone will come in and say it's all clean fun and they are not complete nutjobs!


Juggaloes just went up a notch in the social evolutionary chain in my book.


Ok that is a bit much, even for me.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 11:42:51 AM EST
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This thread needs more homosexual equines: Here's Charlie!

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp23/Troubl3shooter/FBunicorn.jpg
 


mmm assless chaps


I hate to interrupt this gay pride fest, but all chaps are ass-less.  Them there is ass-less pants.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:09:11 PM EST
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I do watch that show, it does amuse me, and I'm not any farther "into it" than that.   I have none of the related merchandising products and don't have any want, need, or desire to get any.

There are different levels of fandom.  I'd say I'm pretty low on the ladder.

The statement that there's a connection between fandom and pedophilia is a retarded statement from a retarded mind.   You couldn't establish such a connection if
you had a large team of investigators and lots of time and money to waste on that particular witchhunt.

It's just people enjoying a fantasy world.  You know, like those people who waste endless hours playing Skyrim or Minecraft or Halo.  No different in general concept,
except they're probably a more open minded, fun loving bunch instead of a bunch of passive-aggressive basement dwellers.

Incidentally, Bronycon was hosted by John DeLancie, well known as Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation.   He's done a voice role (Discord) in the show on a couple of episodes
and will probably be doing it again

CJ
 


Huh.  I always pegged him for a pedo... I guess this confirms my suspicions.  And yes, I read your entire post and this IS the only thing of use that I got from it.

Edit: Quote fail
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:11:45 PM EST
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Damn............


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Found a pic from Bronie Con 2012
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqjfkXNQr1qa4x8wo1_500.jpg

WTF! Okay now someone will come in and say it's all clean fun and they are not complete nutjobs!


Juggaloes just went up a notch in the social evolutionary chain in my book.


Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:13:49 PM EST
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Balloons on the cutie mark are the wrong shade of blue. Mane and tail not poofy enough. Clearly has fingers. 2/10 would not hit.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:21:12 PM EST
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Balloons on the cutie mark are the wrong shade of blue. Mane and tail not poofy enough. Clearly has fingers. 2/10 would not hit.


Just so I understand, you just turned down the 'opportunity' to screw a dude dressed as a pony because his painted on balloons are the wrong color and his wig isn't poofy enough?  

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP

I think I have found the reason your father doesn't listen to you.  You may be on to something with the "he doesn't respect you" line of thought...
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:22:14 PM EST
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:23:23 PM EST
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gay
 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:29:39 PM EST
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Just so I understand, you just turned down the 'opportunity' to screw a dude dressed as a pony because his painted on balloons are the wrong color and his wig isn't poofy enough?
You're very astute. I salute you for decrypting my impossibly complex code. Truly, you are a man for all seasons.

Nice!
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:49:57 PM EST
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as a fan of SD and most anime in general... too cool.





 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:54:49 PM EST
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Have a sense of humor, I think I outgrew thinking Frazetta and Vallejo were the be all end all of art in what, 8th grade... Olivia on the other hand.



But considering the Con was an all ages and family oriented affair.. yeah I am kinda icked out by dude in wig and bodysuit.





 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:56:22 PM EST
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Balloons on the cutie mark are the wrong shade of blue. Mane and tail not poofy enough. Clearly has fingers. 2/10 would not hit.


Just so I understand, you just turned down the 'opportunity' to screw a dude dressed as a pony because his painted on balloons are the wrong color and his wig isn't poofy enough?  

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP

I think I have found the reason your father doesn't listen to you.  You may be on to something with the "he doesn't respect you" line of thought...

Let's make it easier for you to understand then:

Link Posted: 7/3/2012 12:59:56 PM EST
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I seem to remember a video from some con somewhere, of the crowd of attendees being told to take a shower and use soap.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:03:48 PM EST
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The worst kind of nerds.

I don't want to imagine having to tolerate that many of them in one location.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:04:41 PM EST
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peace through firepower everypony! ^_^


man, there's a sven hassel story there SOMEWHERE!!!

Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:05:17 PM EST
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Balloons on the cutie mark are the wrong shade of blue. Mane and tail not poofy enough. Clearly has fingers. 2/10 would not hit.


Just so I understand, you just turned down the 'opportunity' to screw a dude dressed as a pony because his painted on balloons are the wrong color and his wig isn't poofy enough?  

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP

I think I have found the reason your father doesn't listen to you.  You may be on to something with the "he doesn't respect you" line of thought...

Let's make it easier for you to understand then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs


So following a children's show so deeply that you use images of it as your avatars, not sarcastic.

Posting about how your father doesn't respect you, also not sarcastic.

Posting that you are a virgin on a gun board with clearly no hope on the horizon, not sarcastic.

Defending a convention where 'adult' men dress in skin tight, revealing clothing to prance around with little kids, not sarcastic.

Claiming that your male 'friends' buy you my little pony dolls sarcastically, not sarcastic.

Purporting to not want to have sex with another guy dressed as a pony because of an suspiciously detailed judgement of his outfit, sarcastic.

Got it.  You 'guys' really need to stick together, each other is about all you'll ever get  
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:05:22 PM EST
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I seem to remember a video from some con somewhere, of the crowd of attendees being told to take a shower and use soap.

I can imagine that being done at any convention with lots of nerds. The Giant Bomb guys spit some game about stanky nerds at PAX and E3. I've heard stories about nerd-stank at Comic Con and Anthrocon and FWA (my friend Rose says that she goes from zero to over-the-fuck-heated very quickly in her fursuit).

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So following a children's show so deeply that you use images of it as your avatars, not sarcastic.
Posting about how your father doesn't respect you, also not sarcastic.
Posting that you are a virgin on a gun board with clearly no hope on the horizon, not sarcastic.
Accurate. I try to answer specific questions accurately.
Defending a convention where 'adult' men dress in skin tight, revealing clothing to prance around with little kids, not sarcastic.
One picture of one guy in a super-weird getup does not an entire convention of creepers make, any more than one picture of a moron with a gun makes all arfcommers morons. Of course there are creepers at Bronycon. There are creepers on arfcom and THR and 4chan and FA and Zombie Squad and so on.
"There exist" is a totally different assertion than "for every".
Claiming that your male 'friends' buy you my little pony dolls sarcastically, not sarcastic.
I don't recall saying that he got it for me out of sarcasm or spite. At the time, my colleague said he saw the figurine at the store and thought it would make a perfect Secret Santa gift.

Purporting to not want to have sex with another guy dressed as a pony because of an suspiciously detailed judgement of his outfit, sarcastic.
My post followed the form of that old 'sharp knees' meme, except applied to something utterly absurd, instead of a picture of a beautiful woman.

Got it.
Demonstrably not.

You 'guys' really need to stick together, each other is about all you'll ever get  
If nothing else, you have clearly demonstrated total mastery of sarcasm quotes. Does the breadth of your knowledge and experience know no bounds?
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:09:43 PM EST
[#40]

"My little Pony"? Why don't you have a seat?
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:18:01 PM EST
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Let's make it easier for you to understand then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs


So following a children's show so deeply that you use images of it as your avatars, not sarcastic.

Posting about how your father doesn't respect you, also not sarcastic.

Posting that you are a virgin on a gun board with clearly no hope on the horizon, not sarcastic.

Defending a convention where 'adult' men dress in skin tight, revealing clothing to prance around with little kids, not sarcastic.

Claiming that your male 'friends' buy you my little pony dolls sarcastically, not sarcastic.

Purporting to not want to have sex with another guy dressed as a pony because of an suspiciously detailed judgement of his outfit, sarcastic.

Got it.  You 'guys' really need to stick together, each other is about all you'll ever get  

Really dude, lighten up, you'll live longer.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:33:13 PM EST
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Shit is weird.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:38:32 PM EST
[#43]
In the last couple of months someone posted an ebay link to an auction of a  My Little Pony with a "inter-course ready" anus

This would be creepy enough without knowing about that.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:49:49 PM EST
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In the last couple of months someone posted an ebay link to an auction of a  My Little Pony with a "inter-course ready" anus



This would be creepy enough without knowing about that.



http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ybxaUuSL1rp0e3bo1_1280.jpg





Is this it?  
The more you guys get butthurt over people having a little harmless fun, the harder we're going to work at making you uncomfortable with this stuff.  It's now a game.



 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:55:40 PM EST
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The more you guys get butthurt over people having a little harmless fun, the harder we're going to work at making you uncomfortable with this stuff.
That's a bad idea; don't say or do that. Trolling is a waste of everyone's time. Furthermore, it is an offense for which people have been banned.
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:57:52 PM EST
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 1:59:52 PM EST
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In the last couple of months someone posted an ebay link to an auction of a  My Little Pony with a "inter-course ready" anus

This would be creepy enough without knowing about that.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ybxaUuSL1rp0e3bo1_1280.jpg


Is this it?  



The more you guys get butthurt over people having a little harmless fun, the harder we're going to work at making you uncomfortable with this stuff.  It's now a game.
 


Yeah WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT SUCKING DICK IN ASS GAYNESS SHIT ASS DICK ASS DICK SHIT FUCK IS THAT
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:00:16 PM EST
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In the last couple of months someone posted an ebay link to an auction of a  My Little Pony with a "inter-course ready" anus



This would be creepy enough without knowing about that.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ybxaUuSL1rp0e3bo1_1280.jpg





Is this it?  
The more you guys get butthurt over people having a little harmless fun, the harder we're going to work at making you uncomfortable with this stuff.  It's now a game.

 


It is fun to sit back and watch the bronies work so hard to do nothing in particular.


I often put in 60 hours a week at a highly technical job.   I watch cartoons for maybe one hour per week.



 
Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:01:24 PM EST
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Link Posted: 7/3/2012 2:01:41 PM EST
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In the last couple of months someone posted an ebay link to an auction of a  My Little Pony with a "inter-course ready" anus

This would be creepy enough without knowing about that.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ybxaUuSL1rp0e3bo1_1280.jpg


Is this it?  



The more you guys get butthurt over people having a little harmless fun, the harder we're going to work at making you uncomfortable with this stuff.  It's now a game.
 

It is fun to sit back and watch the bronies work so hard to do nothing in particular.

I often put in 60 hours a week at a highly technical job.   I watch cartoons for maybe one hour per week.
 


Repairing printers is NOT that highly technical.
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