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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:28:58 PM EST
I'm out in the garage puttering around with various small projects. I've had 2 of these pale, bloated pokegon seekers trying to get it. Turned one of them away. One just started walking towards my gate without even asking. I asked him what he was doing. He said he'd just be a minute, he was going to pick up a gabbagool or something. I told him to get the fuck out of my yard. He told me it's not even in my yard, it's in the woods in the creek behind it. I told him I own that creek and those woods. He looked mad, but he saw the Harbor Freight cordless drill in my hand and thought better of it. Wise move. Beware the man with a chinese power tool in his hand, because he knows how to use it.
Then, like 20 minutes later, another bloboid shows up. He's standing in the street looking between his phone and me, unsure what to do. I wait a few minutes. He's sizing me up, and doesn't like what he sees, I can tell. I'm using a Craftsman circular saw. Yes, it's corded, but it's on a 100 foot cord. I can hit him before he hits the gate and before the spool runs out. So I tell him to get get the fucking thing so people will stop bothering me, but I'm going to escort him. He goes and gets the thing and seems happy and leaves. So, are they going to put another of the things there, or am I done with this shit now? |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:29:52 PM EST
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I'm afraid your going to need some bear traps.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:30:31 PM EST
[#2]
Highest bidder.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:32:58 PM EST
[#3]
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I'm afraid your going to need some bear traps. I'm excited that I'm going to need some bear traps. 
Seriously, this thing is gone now. Are they going to put another one there? What round for pokegon players? |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:33:01 PM EST
[#4]
If you let one of them go get it, it's gone, and they will be too.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:33:06 PM EST
[#5]
Do they make paintball mines?
I would have fun with this. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:33:29 PM EST
[#6]
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I'm afraid your going to need some bear traps. I like the way you think. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:33:53 PM EST
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I'm afraid your going to need some bear traps. From what I understand this is correct. Start putting up Posted signs everyone and make sure some bullet holes through them with a note saying you shoot first ask questions later. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:33:55 PM EST
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lololol pick up a gabbagool
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:34:22 PM EST
[#9]
Easy enough.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:34:32 PM EST
[#10]
It was probably there long enough to lay poke-eggs all over your property. Yer fucked.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:38:37 PM EST
[#11]
I thought the whole thing was kind of funny until now. If the game is randomly placing them on private property then my opinion just changed.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:40:10 PM EST
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Awww, they're just having some harmless fun... ...sounds like a good opportunity to hide in the bushes with the water hose and have a little harmless fun of your own.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:41:38 PM EST
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lololol pick up a gabbagool Well, that's not what he said, but it might as well have been. If that's actually what he said, we could have split it up and had some capicola sandwiches. I've got some Provolone and tomatoes and shit. Coulda been good times. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:41:49 PM EST
[#14]
These things....
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:43:55 PM EST
[#15]
I hate pokemon
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:43:58 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Awww, they're just having some harmless fun... ...sounds like a good opportunity to hide in the bushes with the water hose and have a little harmless fun of your own.  |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:44:37 PM EST
[#17]
I imagine this is the OP
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:44:40 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought the whole thing was kind of funny until now. If the game is randomly placing them on private property then my opinion just changed. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:45:06 PM EST
[#19]
Sure they are not Palestinians in Isreal? They are tech savy.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:45:20 PM EST
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I'm having problems too OP. There have been several people come down my dead end gravel road, park on my property, and start walking around the lake with their phone in their face. I need a longer extension cord...
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:45:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
From what I understand this is correct. Start putting up Posted signs everyone and make sure some bullet holes through them with a note saying you shoot first ask questions later. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm afraid your going to need some bear traps. From what I understand this is correct. Start putting up Posted signs everyone and make sure some bullet holes through them with a note saying you shoot first ask questions later. And Claymores |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:46:01 PM EST
[#22]
That's the same excuse the robbers are going to use.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:46:25 PM EST
[#23]
Were you afraid to go get it yourself?
Classic Beta '01er... 
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:46:48 PM EST
[#24]
What round for unseen pokemony, have we finally found a use for birdshot, or are these little creatures tough.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:46:54 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryBeautiful dogs BTW. 
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:47:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Well, that's not what he said, but it might as well have been. If that's actually what he said, we could have split it up and had some capicola sandwiches. I've got some Provolone and tomatoes and shit. Coulda been good times. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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lololol pick up a gabbagool Well, that's not what he said, but it might as well have been. If that's actually what he said, we could have split it up and had some capicola sandwiches. I've got some Provolone and tomatoes and shit. Coulda been good times. haha much potential |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:47:40 PM EST
[#27]
You need a drone with a paintball gun pod.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:47:41 PM EST
[#28]
Quoted: he was going to pick up a gabbagool or something.  |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:48:52 PM EST
[#29]
I'm glad my backyard has a locked gate and 6ft privacy fence around it.
My front yard will have a "No Pokemon Zone" sign soon. Get off my lawn. 
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:48:56 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I'm excited that I'm going to need some bear traps.
Seriously, this thing is gone now. Are they going to put another one there? What round for pokegon players? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm afraid your going to need some bear traps. I'm excited that I'm going to need some bear traps.
Seriously, this thing is gone now. Are they going to put another one there? What round for pokegon players? Does harbor freight sell bear traps? I think you're probably fucked. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:50:20 PM EST
[#31]
Maybe thats what i saw a few nights ago. I was helping my dad assemble an outdoor furniture set. This early 20ish guy with a stoner backpack, bandana, and hipster glasses was walking along the property line. I didnt say anything b/c he was on the railroad property and didnt look with malice. I assumed he was a dope smoker trying to do weed on the riverbank and walk to the park on the other side of the river.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:50:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
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he was going to pick up a gabbagool or something. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6mUH5gn1dZY/UsGuPehJxZI/AAAAAAAAHQ0/scRqVI5sSD8/s1600/Screen+Shot+2013-12-30+at+11.24.25+AM.png
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:51:53 PM EST
[#33]
Make one of them pay for it.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:52:37 PM EST
[#34]
Quote Historyhillbilly chinese stars lol. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:53:33 PM EST
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Make one of them pay for it. This. Charge admission. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:54:21 PM EST
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That's the same excuse the robbers are going to use. That's what I'm thinking. First guy was a sketchy neckbeard I'd never seen. Second guy was just a sad loner kid I'd seen around the neighborhood. Unless maybe he was just trying to catch a glimpse of my daughter. Cant wait to see what happens when a child molester uses this app to snatch up a kid. You know it will happen. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:54:27 PM EST
[#37]
105 simulators on trip wires.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:55:33 PM EST
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Alright I'll be the one to ask. What were you carrying while this all went down? I'm sure the answer is glock 19 but we still need to know for sure.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:55:36 PM EST
[#39]
If they're already spawning on your property, you're pretty much stuck.
Also OP, this is how I pictured the interaction
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:58:11 PM EST
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I'm glad my backyard has a locked gate and 6ft privacy fence around it. Mine is 6 foot on one side and 8 foot on the other, and 6 foot chain link out back in the woods. Can't fence all of it, especially past the creek. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:58:30 PM EST
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I'm glad my backyard has a locked gate and 6ft privacy fence around it. My front yard will have a "No Pokemon Zone" sign soon. Get off my lawn. Hell my parents have an 8 foot fence and a good six foot retaining wall below it for their backyard and some kid got over that fence and started knocking on the windows. Scared my mom like nothing else and my stepdad actually got out the 12g. Was around 11pm-midnight. Hell I would have shot first. They called the cops and they found him on the ground with a broken leg for jumping the 14 feet down hiding behind a dumpster. Said he was on some kind of drugs. Even more reason to shoot first. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 8:58:45 PM EST
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:01:14 PM EST
[#43]
pokegon
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:01:27 PM EST
[#44]
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It was probably there long enough to lay poke-eggs all over your property. Yer fucked. I heard they aquirt them out like fucking rabbits...... poke-babies all over the place tomorrow..... 
that sucks! |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:01:35 PM EST
[#45]
Thin out the f'ing heard. These weird people reproduce.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:03:34 PM EST
[#46]
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Alright I'll be the one to ask. What were you carrying while this all went down? I'm sure the answer is glock 19 but we still need to know for sure. M&P 9 in a leather holster that I don't remember the manufacturer of. Might be a Galco, but I ain't taking it off to read the manufacturer's name on the back. I have more holsters than pokegon players, can't keep 'em straight.
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:05:08 PM EST
[#47]
So, Pokomon rage>drone rage?
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:10:25 PM EST
[#48]
Me too. I live in a fairly rural area, on a dead end road. Saw a young guy I've never seen before walking down the street yesterday, phone in face. He certainly did not belong. is there somewhere you can opt-out of this? Quote HistoryQuoted:
I'm having problems too OP. There have been several people come down my dead end gravel road, park on my property, and start walking around the lake with their phone in their face. I need a longer extension cord... |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:11:14 PM EST
[#49]
OP, you really need to chill out. Fantasizing about attacking kids with power tools? Calm down son.
Buy a motion detector sprinkler and surveillance camera. That'd be funny, and you won't go to jail for attempted murder. |
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Posted: 7/14/2016 9:13:23 PM EST
[#50]
"I charge $20 per pokemon."
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