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Posted: 6/9/2017 5:10:14 PM EST

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You aren't supposed to wear them at all

Posted: 6/9/2017 5:11:17 PM EST

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Posted: 6/9/2017 5:50:24 PM EST

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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR CROCS MOTHER FUCKING PERIOD. GOD DAMN

Posted: 6/9/2017 5:53:22 PM EST

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But nothing is as cozy and comfy on my wittle feet! Love them. Have many pairs all broken in and spectacular.

Posted: 6/9/2017 6:04:37 PM EST

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After a couple surgeries on my ankle Crocks feel pretty good, in fact the only "shoe" that I can wear with out pain.
Strap? Forward for ease, back for mowing.

Posted: 6/9/2017 6:47:21 PM EST

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I wear my Croc straps at the front and my backpack on one shoulder, I'm not a dork.

Posted: 6/9/2017 7:04:32 PM EST

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I cut the straps off.

Never wear them away from the house.

Clogs are what I wear. They have a very low heel.

Unfortunately, Croc no longer makes clogs without holes; so I buy knockoffs from SG.

Posted: 6/9/2017 7:08:57 PM EST

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Crocs make great house slippers. I would never wear them out in public.

Posted: 6/9/2017 7:17:56 PM EST

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What is, "one question I will never ask because LOL Crocs" for $1000, Alex

Posted: 6/9/2017 7:19:16 PM EST

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Stop on goes in the front...for all the things

Posted: 6/9/2017 8:57:24 PM EST

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They are the best I have found for going from the house to the hot tub in snow. I have a couple guest pairs for chicks that come over.

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Katlin Jenner is on here?

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:12:01 PM EST

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A lot of the kids call them "adventure straps". Because if you're just walking around they are in the front. If you're going on an adventure, they go in the back.

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:20:18 PM EST

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Holy shit people outside of Wal-Mart dwelllers still wear these?

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:26:07 PM EST

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I also wear jean shorts and cargo shorts.

The people here who worry about what other guys wear are

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:28:18 PM EST

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Because there's no activity for which Crocs are the most suitable (i.e. functional) footwear.

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This is laughably incorrect.

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:41:44 PM EST

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Wife owns a pair. I use them sometimes to let the dog out or take him out to play fetch.

Always strap to front. At least that way if I get caught wearing them I can still play it off that I was just in too big of a rush to put on real shoes.

Strap to the back looks extra gay and makes it seem like you put some real effort into wearing crocs which is absolutely unacceptable.

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:44:17 PM EST

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Can anyone seriously explain what's so bad about crocs?

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:47:24 PM EST

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Mostly the mandatory anal sex that comes with them.

Posted: 6/9/2017 9:57:50 PM EST

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Waiting for an Arfdad to make a thread like:

"Should I Cerakote my Crocs?"

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:03:03 PM EST

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Aren't the holes so your dignity can leak out?

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:05:57 PM EST

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I use Crocs basically as outdoor slippers to get to and from the hottub in the snow which they are perfect for. In that application it's straps to the front

I sure as fuck would never wear them off my property but they have their place.

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Absolutely This. I wear them some every day. No one but my wife has ever seen me in these shoes.

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:08:31 PM EST

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They look like clogs that women wore in the 70s 80s

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:11:57 PM EST

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I've been rocking the gay foamies for several years. Love them. As to the strap...

I use four pair (with replacement spares in the closet.

Pair 1 are oversized. These are my "wash the car, go to the barn, clean the stalls, cut the grass and what-the-hell-has-my-dogs-stirred-up?' on the back 40" shoes. Oversized so thin wool socks can fit in winter. Strap is removed.

Pair 2 are same as Pair 1, but strap is intact. These stay on my backpack. They are camp shoes/creek crossers.

Pair 3,4, are same. Correct size and are sold at Walmart for $10. These come with no straps. 3 is for house shoes. 4 stay stowed in my fishing kayak

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:16:02 PM EST

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Strap goes in the trash can, with the rest of the shoe , and the box, and the woman that bought them .

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Lol, this

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:22:23 PM EST

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I only wear mine when I get up to pee or to the bath house when camping.

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:26:06 PM EST

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Amen.

Posted: 6/9/2017 10:54:02 PM EST

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Posted: 6/9/2017 11:07:50 PM EST

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Then I'm doing it right.

Posted: 6/9/2017 11:12:18 PM EST

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I always thought croc was a play on crotch, and have been wearing the strap around my ass. huh.

^see that's JUST AS GAY as anything else you might do with them

Posted: 6/9/2017 11:17:19 PM EST

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No fucks given here

Wear them all the time now that I recently discovered how awesome they are. Wore some today to clean 3 chicken coops, clean out a pig pen, deliver a chicken brooder and 35 chicks to someone, and water the garden.

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You seriously need to check out the Muck brand shoes then. My farm wife loves both the regular muck boots and the muck low cut shoe. Much, much more durable then Crocs. I am a cheap rubber boot or old cowboy boot kinda guy myself.

Posted: 6/10/2017 9:13:30 AM EST

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The people who ask for fashion advice then complain when they get it.

Posted: 6/10/2017 9:19:17 AM EST

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They belong in the trash.

Posted: 6/10/2017 9:23:50 AM EST

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Strap in the front. Got my husband a pair of Mossy Oak Crocs, strap in the front for him too.

Posted: 6/10/2017 9:33:23 AM EST

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I cut the straps off.

Never wear them away from the house.

Clogs are what I wear. They have a very low heel.

Unfortunately, Croc no longer makes clogs without holes; so I buy knockoffs from SG.

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Wrong.
Check out the Bistro and Specialist models, both are solid toe. Typically used in food service but available in different colors as well as prints. Their on the croc website but I can't link via my phone.

Posted: 6/10/2017 9:41:16 AM EST

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My feet hurt when I get back from work. When I slip on a pair of Crocs, the pain goes away.

Good enough for me.

LC

Posted: 6/10/2017 9:49:19 AM EST

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I also wear the fur lined ones. Am I a women?

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Just because you weren't born with a cooter doesn't mean you don't gobble down every cock that passes within grabbing distance.

Posted: 6/10/2017 10:00:29 AM EST

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I'd imagine strap in the front if they're just fuck around footwear. I used to think they were gay but apparently they're comfy as hell according to my boss.

I just wear a pair of Nike flip flops for when I take the trash out or run to the gas station. Wearing 10" metatarsal, steel toe, monster boots for 10+ hours a day gotta let my feet breath.

Posted: 6/10/2017 5:29:27 PM EST

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OP, strap in the rear, gives your boyfriend something to grab ,when he pulls you toward him ,while mounting you.

Posted: 6/10/2017 7:31:16 PM EST

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I dont wear Crocs are they comfy for the feet? I wear Uggs ugly shoes for men. Damn comfy.

Posted: 6/10/2017 7:59:17 PM EST

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It doesn't seem all that long ago that some dude wearing pink crocs disarmed a bad guy and then killed him with his own gun.

Can't find the news story, but there's probably an archived thread about it.

Posted: 6/10/2017 7:59:59 PM EST

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strap on

Posted: 6/10/2017 8:01:35 PM EST

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They are the best I have found for going from the house to the hot tub in snow. I have a couple guest pairs for chicks that come over.

Katlin Jenner is on here?

Let me guess...you don't have a hot tub. Or guests. Or chicks.

Posted: 6/11/2017 12:08:48 PM EST

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I like my crocs, and don't give phuck if you don't.
I even have crocs sneakers, that looks like converse, but are softer rubber.

My 3.5yo has realtree camo crocs.

Strap to the front for easy on/off, to the back when walking.
Flipflops are dumb and too hard to run in and they fall off too easy, cant wear socks with them unless you get the Japanese injinji socks.

I need to get crocs without the holes, so the sawdust doesn't get my feet/socks messy when im in the garage cutting wood and other manly stuff.

They don't replace the steel toe boots I wear 40+ hours a week.

Posted: 6/11/2017 12:09:41 PM EST

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He's right you know.

Posted: 6/11/2017 12:10:25 PM EST

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This right here.

Posted: 6/11/2017 12:16:00 PM EST

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Remember the rubber bracelets that high schoolers wear to show what kinky sexual stuff they're into? Crocs are the same way.

On top means you take it in the ass.

Around the back means you take in the ass.

Posted: 6/11/2017 12:21:34 PM EST

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This is one place that has the largest amount of members that care what others wear and if they don't like it they call you names.
I bet 99% of them have never worn them before.

I had a pair as camp shoes and they felt great after hiking in boots all day, also wore a pair of black ones with no holes when I worked in a kitchen
Haven't worn any in years but they are comfortable and easy to slip on and off, the wife wears a pair as house shoes