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Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:31:32 AM EDT
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South Korea is saying this is a nothing burger. Will wait for more info before cleberating the fat fucks death.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:31:57 AM EDT
[#2]
anybody have the address so I can send flowers?
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:37:48 AM EDT
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North Koreans Try American BBQ feat. Asian Boss


Maybe we could skip the fast food and introduce the Norks directly to American barbecue. Even the adults would grow 4” in height and gain 40lbs in a few months.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:39:21 AM EDT
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Where did he get his bargain-basement surgery? Even Mexico facelift surgeons can do better.

And his sister is coup-bait. The wolves will be licking their chops.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:43:30 AM EDT
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I agree, at the same time, does anyone else notice his incredibly good hairline despite being 38 and a health mess? Hair says a lot about health also, from aggregate oxidation levels under control, to well operating t-regulatory cells. Usually people at his age are bald and show a lot of signs of oxidative damage. He just looks like a pudgy 25 year old.
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Maybe he's borrowing William Shatners toupe
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:45:32 AM EDT
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The people who are close to him have zero power. It won’t be the sister. He has eliminated anyone with moxie/ability to draw others to them from his center circle. The people around him most are puppets. It will be someone who has been off in the shadows for a while.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:46:02 AM EDT
[#7]
Always bet on Fake News
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:46:42 AM EDT
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Where did he get his bargain-basement surgery? Even Mexico facelift surgeons can do better.

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According to OAN it was a Chinese doctor.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:47:54 AM EDT
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Let’s hope he is brain dead.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:48:39 AM EDT
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I like when people never read past the first post
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I'll have a coke.


I like when people never read past the first post


Especially when they use one of 6 very overplayed arfcom phrases.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:50:08 AM EDT
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According to OAN it was a Chinese doctor.
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Where did he get his bargain-basement surgery? Even Mexico facelift surgeons can do better.

And his sister is coup-bait. The wolves will be licking their chops.
According to OAN it was a Chinese doctor.


Only the best!
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:52:10 AM EDT
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Does this mean I can get NK in my logbook?
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Does this mean the USS Pueblo will finally be returned to us?


Does this mean I can get NK in my logbook?



I didn't even think of that

CQ, CQ

Twinkies, Twinkies - Imperialist Twinkies right here.

It would be like hunting over bait
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:52:52 AM EDT
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I’d bet he’s already dead.
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Concur
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:55:04 AM EDT
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Of course.  And Ann Margret will be at the helm.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:57:01 AM EDT
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He's an attention whore and COVID made the world pay less attention to him.  Like Adam Schiff.  Looking for a way to get people talking about him again
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 8:59:13 AM EDT
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I didn't even think of that

CQ, CQ

Twinkies, Twinkies - Imperialist Twinkies right here.

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.-. .-.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:05:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:14:40 AM EDT
[#18]
He dead yet?
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:14:40 AM EDT
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I agree, at the same time, does anyone else notice his incredibly good hairline despite being 38 and a health mess? Hair says a lot about health also, from aggregate oxidation levels under control, to well operating t-regulatory cells. Usually people at his age are bald and show a lot of signs of oxidative damage. He just looks like a pudgy 25 year old.
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He needed surgery a few years ago. His obesity is hard on his body


I agree, at the same time, does anyone else notice his incredibly good hairline despite being 38 and a health mess? Hair says a lot about health also, from aggregate oxidation levels under control, to well operating t-regulatory cells. Usually people at his age are bald and show a lot of signs of oxidative damage. He just looks like a pudgy 25 year old.

I started balding at 21 while being a competitive swimmer being fed by collegiate nutritionists. How does genetics play into your theory?
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:16:13 AM EDT
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There is a first time for everything. Kim Jong Un may really be dead, and we may be witnessing the first domino falling of a major destabilization of Asia.
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Not once, has this gif ever been posted, while it was in fact happening. Not ever.

There is a first time for everything. Kim Jong Un may really be dead, and we may be witnessing the first domino falling of a major destabilization of Asia.

So I may get credit for the first successful use of this meme
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:16:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:21:31 AM EDT
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DOW futures and currency markets have dipped on the news, and they typically don't move on baseless rumors, so hopefully it's all true.
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(giggle)
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:22:22 AM EDT
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Nah, he's now a zombie like RBG. They can be propped up at their desk and don't even draw flies.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:22:52 AM EDT
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Winnie the Pooh will decide the successor after consultation with Dobby.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:24:27 AM EDT
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Koreans have different genetics. They do not suffer,on the whole,male pattern baldness to the extent European men do.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:25:34 AM EDT
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lol
Holy shit he’ll be pissed at China if he lives
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:26:10 AM EDT
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Let’s hope he is brain dead.
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Still?
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:31:08 AM EDT
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Front page of CNN now. They broke the story or I’d post a different media source.

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Uh, being Morbidly Obese and having just had valve surgery are two awful conditions to have with COVID19.


If he survives, I’m going to assume he never had COVID19.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:32:59 AM EDT
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Especially when they use one of 6 very overplayed arfcom phrases.
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Many more than six are out there.

It does get tiresome.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:34:09 AM EDT
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He's an attention whore and COVID made the world pay less attention to him.  Like Adam Schiff.  Looking for a way to get people talking about him again
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Being dead is probably a pretty good way to accomplish that.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:35:27 AM EDT
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Now Dobby was a guy who had his shit together.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:38:31 AM EDT
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Oh well.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:47:03 AM EDT
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First bit of good news during this plague.

Can only hope the rest of the Kim dynasty follows suit via dronestrike or "accident".
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:47:55 AM EDT
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Guess I'll finish your sentence....  At least she's doable
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Guess I'll finish your sentence....  At least she's doable

She has nice legs.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:50:40 AM EDT
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Following porkys death, Trump oversees the reunification of north and South Korea.


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Good Call. Dear Leader gets to retire gracefully after he exits plastic surgery and tying off his gut, loses weight, moves to the States and lives in Waco TX living in a safe house with pool, debriefings, and also tells all to the NSA.



Plus brodozer. He was holding out for a Chevy, State kept offering a Dodge. Smart man.

Reunification held in September with legs on the story as Trump visits in October prior to the election. He then flies to Iran to visit the newly elected free government and lay a wreath at the marker for the Shah. Which is also the symbolic marker of the CIA deep state's death. No newkular war, no international banking empire jerking our chain.

"winning intensifies"
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:51:00 AM EDT
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Betting this is fake news, an epic troll from Dear Leader.  He’s hanging out somewhere, waiting for the rumors to peak, and then he’s gonna pop out and show everyone how stupid the Western media is.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:52:49 AM EDT
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I hope the Kim haircut catches on here.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:55:57 AM EDT
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I agree, at the same time, does anyone else notice his incredibly good hairline despite being 38 and a health mess? Hair says a lot about health also, from aggregate oxidation levels under control, to well operating t-regulatory cells. Usually people at his age are bald and show a lot of signs of oxidative damage. He just looks like a pudgy 25 year old.
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Balding is about ~90% genetic. Poor health can speed it up, but it's your genes mostly that determine whether you'll keep your hair.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 9:59:14 AM EDT
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My guess is NK will wait at least two days before announcing his death. Grandpa Kim’s death wasn’t announced until 34 hrs later. Daddy Kim’s death was announced 51 hours later.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:00:17 AM EDT
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I’ll have a coke.

Hell, I might even have two
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:01:28 AM EDT
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South Korea is saying this is a nothing burger. Will wait for more info before cleberating the fat fucks death.
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Of all none North Korean sources, I'd think South Korea has the most reliable information. So I'd take their word for now.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:04:08 AM EDT
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Disappointed again.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:08:21 AM EDT
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From what I've read, you don't want his sister (who is next in line) to gain the seat. While he may be fat, dumb, and evil she seems smart, cunning, and wicked.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:12:13 AM EDT
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According to Alexa, Kim Jong Un is 36 years old and has a net worth of 5 Billion.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:23:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:26:03 AM EDT
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From what I've read, you don't want his sister (who is next in line) to gain the seat. While he may be fat, dumb, and evil she seems smart, cunning, and wicked.
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Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:27:26 AM EDT
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From what I've read, Kim hasn't named a successor and its unclear who would take over. Could be his sister, could be this guy, or someone else.

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Guidance Department Choe Ryong Hae
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If I was on the list of succession I'd be in hiding right now.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:28:52 AM EDT
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We should have sunk that damn thing decades ago.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:30:35 AM EDT
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It's all a trick and part of his recovery. It will become a great feat like driving a car when he was 10

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I heard he graduated from DeVry University at 3.
Link Posted: 4/21/2020 10:33:40 AM EDT
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Gotta be fake news.

He would have performed the surgery himself and turned it into a major media event to educate the doctors across the DPRK.
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