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Posted: 7/21/2023 12:50:15 AM EST
Apologies for the length of this video.

I will tell you the pertinent bits.



Aside from all the expected stuff, and the dude playing a chick in the movie, and us expecting it to NOT be what the people who were involved with it swore it is ...

It is apparently a hard pg13.

In "barbie land" they talk about how they don't have genitals (ken or barbie).

Barbie winds up in the real world and ...  YES ... they go there. Barbie has bottom surgery to get a VJ (eta: apparently not (see here, hat tip sitdwnandhngon ME crew, geeze, be more careful.). I guess it has something to do with a gynecologist or something? waiting on an answer for that.) ... and apparently this is talked in a way that triggers the "what's that" response from young kids who don't know what the heck is up.  ETA: Wen cat called in the real world "barbie" says  "I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis. We have no genitals."

This is apparently not the only thing like this in the movie.

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In the last scene, Barbie has become human and left Barbieland, she's getting a pep talk from her new friends before some kind of meeting or job and they say stuff like "You got this" and she walks into a building.

The lady goes "How may I help you?"

And she says something like "I would like to see my gynecologist"....implying that she really is a human now.....then the credits roll.
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Young kids in the screenings these people went to looking at parents and going, "Mommy, what's that?" ... apparently even one of the teens in the theater blurted out "this is a kids movie!?!?"


Sounds like parents should pre-screen this one before taking their kids to see it.

Pass it around.


OK TOM. You said we don't pay attention.

Well, here it is.

Someone tried.

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Now the expected stuff:

Feminist: Check.

Don't dare trying to take a shot every time they say patriarchy: Check.

Teaching females to be manipulative, get theirs, and hate on men: check.

Hate on family, hate on kids, etc: apparently check on that too.

If you choose to be a mother, you're a bad female, don't do that.
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ETA: AH, why not.

YO, MGTOW crew! Might be of interest to yall!

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7-21

Here, a review from a not-conservative and her daughter:

Barbie Movie REVIEW: Barbie Fights the PATRIARCHY?!


And the nostalgia channel guy, who goes otu of his way to stay away from the political stuff and still ...

Barbie - Untitled Review Show


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7-22

The critical drinker's take - salty, blunt, rude, straight to the point. So ... it's a TCD review. Posted because yall keep posting it in the thread:

Barbie - The Greatest Lie Ever Told

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Barbie HATES It's Audience & They Love It


Knocked it out of the park.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 12:55:15 AM EST
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Pass on Hollywood.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 12:56:51 AM EST
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Some of arf might have daughters or nieces who's moms would want to take them to this.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:04:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:08:00 AM EST
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Is there a titillating pickle surprise for the audience?
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:09:08 AM EST
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I remember going to see Ted in the theater and people brought their young children to see it.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:10:36 AM EST
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Didn't see it.

Not going to.

Just relating what the crew on the video linked have said.

Younger daughters are going to want to go see it, so thus the warning and saying people might wanna screen it first before taking the younger kids.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:13:07 AM EST
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Movie was never marketed for kids... So no idea what you are crying about.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:13:42 AM EST
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We know what its really about. Propaganda, indoctrination and brainwashing. But does America?
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:14:49 AM EST
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Here's your moral superiority point for  your scoreboard.

You now get to feel better about yourself and affirmed.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:14:53 AM EST
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Or they could talk to their kids about things they're seeing in a meaningful way so that both can happen...
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:16:17 AM EST
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Really?
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:21:35 AM EST
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Cool. Split second, by surprise, in a theater, with other people around, to sub-13 year old kids?

Not a parent but that seems like a dumb way to do it.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:42:39 AM EST
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I liked the description "It is a masturbatory fantasy by intersex feminists"

The fact that they feel like it was bait and switch surprises me - who expected anything else?


FWIW - I actually enjoyed at least one of the Barbie cartoon series a few few years ago.  I thought it was fan made.  It was not kid inappropriate - but funny as hell to adults who grew up in the early 80's
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:47:28 AM EST
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I do wonder if the conservagrift circus is overhyping it as "crimes against humanity" levels of wokeness and misandry.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:47:41 AM EST
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I liked the description "It is a masturbatory fantasy by intersex feminists"

The fact that they feel like it was bait and switch surprises me - who expected anything else?
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Uh ...

People who aren't cranky mean old goats reading and posting on arf GD?

I hear there are even people out there who are just not aware of politics or any of this stuff at all.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:49:10 AM EST
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... and if there ever was anything that in reality met that definition ...

Would your reflex be anything other than "yall are just grifting"
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 1:58:43 AM EST
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... and if there ever was anything that in reality met that definition ...

Would your reflex be anything other than "yall are just grifting"
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I do wonder if the conservagrift circus is overhyping it as "crimes against humanity" levels of wokeness and misandry.

... and if there ever was anything that in reality met that definition ...

Would your reflex be anything other than "yall are just grifting"


If I'm wrong, I'll own up.

If I'm right, I'll call out the rage bait clowns.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 2:00:39 AM EST
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Shit, Ted was funny! And that was not marketed towards children, lol

Sausage Party was presented as a kids movie, IIRC. It was not. I’d imagine lots of parents had some explaining to do after that movie.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 2:03:50 AM EST
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Movie was never marketed for kids... So no idea what you are crying about.
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Amazing how it's always post-2020 join dates posting things like this.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 2:24:47 AM EST
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Dunno.  Not the kind of movie I’d go see.

But I’ve watched things like Matrix and The Terminator movies with my kids when they were young.

Part of a parents job is to teach the difference between movies and real life.  And a parent should know their own children well enough to understand what they are and are not mature enough to handle.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:00:55 AM EST
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Not going to see any more movies any time soon.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:12:12 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:18:19 AM EST
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We need a Barbie movie forum.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:26:54 AM EST
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Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant?
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:26:58 AM EST
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Yep, see Sound of Freeddom instead.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:33:10 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:37:32 AM EST
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Where's that .gif of Algore with turds coming out of his mouth....
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:58:01 AM EST
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We saw two old people leave a few minutes into it.  I think they thought it was going to be an old western movie or something.  Nooooope.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 4:59:51 AM EST
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Shit, I remember Deadpool, comming out, even had hand made signs in the windows stating this is not a children's movie, Rated "R"! Iddiot's still bought their children.  About 5 minutes in, mom and 2 kids under 5 booked it for the exit!
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 5:11:09 AM EST
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Are you joking?

Barbie is and has always been marketed to young girls.  What marketing have you seen that lets parents know it's an adult-themed movie?  What do you think PG-13 means?
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 5:19:04 AM EST
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I thought the movie sucked. Wife and daughters wanted to see it so I was stuck. Maybe I didn't pay attention, but I missed the Tranny Barbie, (unless it was John Cena), and Barbie was granted a wish and became a human followed by a visit to a gynecologist, no mention of bottom surgery that I recall. Is it possible they had two versions ready based on the reactions from the closed showings?

ETA: To be clear, this movie was a man bashing tour de force. In the "real world" all the men were useless chauvinist pigs, and in "Barbie" world they were all effeminate useless simps. Every last male in the movie was portrayed as being nearly mentally retarded.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 5:36:50 AM EST
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I thought the movie sucked. Wife and daughters wanted to see it so I was stuck. Maybe I didn't pay attention, but I missed the Tranny Barbie, (unless it was John Cena), and Barbie was granted a wish and became a human followed by a visit to a gynecologist, no mention of bottom surgery that I recall. Is it possible they had two versions ready based on the reactions from the closed showings?

ETA: To be clear, this movie was a man bashing tour de force. In the "real world" all the men were useless chauvinist pigs, and in "Barbie" world they were all effeminate useless simps. Every last male in the movie was portrayed as being nearly mentally retarded.
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So a mix of what really happened and Pearl clutching in a move rated at exactly what it’s targeted at.

Lol GD is turning into a bunch of petal clutching whiners no better than the far left. It’s the equivalent of the fwd fwd fwd email chains some 70 yr old woman sends out

So here’s what’s really cool about life, I saw the trailer, had some idea of what it would be, and while I do like staring at Robbie for a good hour or two…… get this…..I didn’t go see it! Pass along you can try it too! It really works!
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:05:47 AM EST
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So a mix of what really happened and Pearl clutching in a move rated at exactly what it’s targeted at.

Lol GD is turning into a bunch of petal clutching whiners no better than the far left. It’s the equivalent of the fwd fwd fwd email chains some 70 yr old woman sends out

So here’s what’s really cool about life, I saw the trailer, had some idea of what it would be, and while I do like staring at Robbie for a good hour or two…… get this…..I didn’t go see it! Pass along you can try it too! It really works!
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If you don't accept the ridiculous outrage culture the Right is trying to copy from the left you'll be accused of taking the high road and the reason why we are losing our country then labeled a subversive of whatever topic the outrage is aimed out (ie globohomo, globalist, gun grabber, etc). Look at the Sound of Freedom conspiracy threads. Anyone the questions the narrative the movie is being hamstrung, by theater chains or the distributors immediately get labeled a supporter of pedophelia. No matter the complete lack of logic in the conspiracy narrative presented.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:08:08 AM EST
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More garbage from Hollyweird.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:11:09 AM EST
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In the time you spent watching that video, you could have just watched the movie and formed your own opinion.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:12:23 AM EST
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It's a movie based on the real life adventures of a children's toy. It has marketing for kids baked in.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:12:32 AM EST
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We went to Deadpool the weekend in opened and a couple walked in with about 6 kids in a line.

They walked right back out about 20 minutes into it.....everyone laughed.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:13:40 AM EST
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I'm taking the girls this weekend. I'm sure they'll be fine, we watched T2 Judgement Day together recently.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:21:19 AM EST
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Amazing how it's always post-2020 join dates posting things like this.
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Movie was never marketed for kids... So no idea what you are crying about.


Amazing how it's always post-2020 join dates posting things like this.
Just keep your head down, no more bashing the protected class.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:38:04 AM EST
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It is apparently a hard pg13.

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Kids can easily pull up hardcore fucking on their phones, but look out ! This movie is a 'Hard pg13' .....
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:42:47 AM EST
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My daughter is going to see this with a bunch of her friends this weekend. I’m not super happy about it and would rather have gone and seen it before my wife green lit her going.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:42:48 AM EST
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Man y’all acting like kids are made of glass and cotton candy.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:43:05 AM EST
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It is a Barbie movie. By name alone it will draw kids. Many of us don’t really pay attention to marketing.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:45:12 AM EST
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I told my wife the other day about going to see Saving Private Ryan when I was 12.

My friend's mom dropped us off and bought our tickets, then she went shopping and picked us up when it was over. Stuff like that was pretty normal.

Now GD says shit like "Don't let your kid watch Bluey, because he's Australian and they gave up their guns".
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:47:51 AM EST
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If you don't accept the ridiculous outrage culture the Right is trying to copy from the left you'll be accused of taking the high road and the reason why we are losing our country then labeled a subversive of whatever topic the outrage is aimed out (ie globohomo, globalist, gun grabber, etc). Look at the Sound of Freedom conspiracy threads. Anyone the questions the narrative the movie is being hamstrung, by theater chains or the distributors immediately get labeled a supporter of pedophelia. No matter the complete lack of logic in the conspiracy narrative presented.
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It's because GD is full of idiots that are easily led by clickbait.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:49:08 AM EST
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If you don't accept the ridiculous outrage culture the Right is trying to copy from the left you'll be accused of taking the high road and the reason why we are losing our country then labeled a subversive of whatever topic the outrage is aimed out (ie globohomo, globalist, gun grabber, etc). Look at the Sound of Freedom conspiracy threads. Anyone the questions the narrative the movie is being hamstrung, by theater chains or the distributors immediately get labeled a supporter of pedophelia. No matter the complete lack of logic in the conspiracy narrative presented.
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You won’t be accused of it. You’ll be doing it. If you’re too stupid to recognize how corrupting the culture leads to what you’re seeing then you’re beyond saving. Just keep losing, it’s all you’re good for.

Man, it’s like clockwork with you types.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:50:51 AM EST
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It's because GD is full of idiots that are easily led by clickbait.
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If you don't accept the ridiculous outrage culture the Right is trying to copy from the left you'll be accused of taking the high road and the reason why we are losing our country then labeled a subversive of whatever topic the outrage is aimed out (ie globohomo, globalist, gun grabber, etc). Look at the Sound of Freedom conspiracy threads. Anyone the questions the narrative the movie is being hamstrung, by theater chains or the distributors immediately get labeled a supporter of pedophelia. No matter the complete lack of logic in the conspiracy narrative presented.

It's because GD is full of idiots that are easily led by clickbait.


There was another movie not long ago where someone posted a video claiming it contained all this absurd bullshit that was clearly not in the film and anyone that has seen it knows that.

I can't remember the film though, but it's standard protocol for GD tards lately.

Like the "Lois Lane is a man" thread a few weeks ago. They just posted a picture of Lois Lane with pixie cut, and that was enough evidence for them that their entire bias was confirmed.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:51:49 AM EST
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You won’t be accused of it. You’ll be doing it. If you’re too stupid to recognize how corrupting the culture leads to what you’re seeing then you’re beyond saving. Just keep losing, it’s all you’re good for.

Man, it’s like clockwork with you types.
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If you don't accept the ridiculous outrage culture the Right is trying to copy from the left you'll be accused of taking the high road and the reason why we are losing our country then labeled a subversive of whatever topic the outrage is aimed out (ie globohomo, globalist, gun grabber, etc). Look at the Sound of Freedom conspiracy threads. Anyone the questions the narrative the movie is being hamstrung, by theater chains or the distributors immediately get labeled a supporter of pedophelia. No matter the complete lack of logic in the conspiracy narrative presented.

You won’t be accused of it. You’ll be doing it. If you’re too stupid to recognize how corrupting the culture leads to what you’re seeing then you’re beyond saving. Just keep losing, it’s all you’re good for.

Man, it’s like clockwork with you types.


No, what's like clockwork is that anyone with a post 2020 join date is likely a retard.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:53:15 AM EST
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People simping for Hollywood propaganda, I find this bizarre.

I think at least one member saw it yesterday and posted similar criticism of the movie.

I thought the trailers were amusing but I appreciate the warnings.
Link Posted: 7/21/2023 6:55:31 AM EST
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Kids aren’t stupid.  They know Barbie doesn’t have a pussy.  If she went to the real world, obviously this would have to be one of the first questions they address.  It’s a pg13 movie, I think pg movies in the 80s had tits in them, because every movie had tits in them.

Edit jaws was rated PG, quit being such a bunch of babies.
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