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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:21:17 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I never knew that was ghetto, my mom made that for me when I was a kid as special mac and cheese. I still love that shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: No ghetto grub, but for cheap/easy eats: Hot dogs cut up in mac n cheese Hot dogs cut up in bush's baked beans Tuna and mayo eaten on crackers Cottage cheese scooped up with pringles Spam sammich with mustard, cheese, and kosher dills  Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. I never knew that was ghetto, my mom made that for me when I was a kid as special mac and cheese. I still love that shit. It's not ghetto because your mom fed it to ya, it's ghetto because a ghetto picnic pot luck will feature at least 6 different dishes of Mac & Cheese, and 4 packs of hot dogs. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:22:21 PM EST
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Can of baked beans
can of Spam, cubed tblsp chili powder tspn red pepper mix in a 9x9 glass dish bake 30 minutes |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:22:32 PM EST
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Lays wavy thick chips with mustard. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:25:03 PM EST
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I just vomited. Not kidding. I really just fucking vomited. At page two. Sick mo fos
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:43:42 PM EST
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Fried on white bread with deli mustard.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Spam sandwich Fried on white bread with deli mustard. Used to be mayo but i'm starting to dig the mustard. BTW: the yellow mustard goes on a plate of Lay's potato chips not that other stuff. 
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:44:04 PM EST
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Empty all almost empty chip bags into one container- consume
Chop hotdogs into showboat pork and beans Take left over hamburger, ground or patty, heat in frying pan, lay mozzarella cheese over it and hunts tomato sauce eat on white bread Left over pizza slices, put budding lunch meat in between two slices, pizza sandwich When you have a large poor Italian family 2 things are certain with food- there will be left overs, there's all pizza in the fridge and it does not get thrown away until its hard enough to be a wheel chock for a large aircraft. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:45:01 PM EST
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Haven't had this in a long time, but take a can of Cream of Mushroom soup (don't add water) and add a can of tuna (drained)...heat it up, then pour over toast.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:20:14 PM EST
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Here's my favorites from when I was 18, living alone and broke.
ramen noodles, drain the water and drench with Sirracha.....ghetto spaghetti Mac N Cheese with sliced hot dogs Spaghettios with sliced hot dogs bag of tortillas and block of cheese......cheese quesadillas for a week |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:28:04 PM EST
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four of these:
with a can of this heated up and dumped over: 
served on a microwaved pack of this: Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:33:04 PM EST
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:39:07 PM EST
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Deer Camp Ghetto:
Hot dutch over, couple spoon fulls of oil Add two russet potatoes, shredded very coarsely, cook until browned but not mushy. Crack two or three eggs into the spuds, mix around to cook like eggs in fried rice. When eggs are ready, dump in a can of Van de Camps' Pork & Beans. Mix and heat until beans are warm. Pepper to taste and try not to eat so much that you can't get up and walk away. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:40:38 PM EST
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You do realize that people who are actually in the ghetto get food stamps and eat better than you do, right? Between the canned goods and staples from food pantries and their foodstamps, yes, that is quite possible. 
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Posted: 11/5/2013 6:23:27 PM EST
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Is roadkill turtle Ghetto when made into soup with discounted hairy spuds.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 6:41:52 PM EST
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Spam & Egg sammich. Oh man, fried span and egg w/ some cheese and sriracha on toasted bread.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 6:55:24 PM EST
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You want Ghetto? I'll give you fucking Ghetto.... 'Eclectic Ghetto Haute Cuisine"   |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 6:57:27 PM EST
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Spam sandwich I like spam |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 6:59:15 PM EST
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"Egg-in-the-hole" : Take a piece of bread, poke a hole in the middle. Lay it in a skillet. Crack an egg into the hole. Cook and eat. Gourmet version gets salt, pepper, butter. My dad called them supper duppers, I still love them |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 7:37:34 PM EST
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No ghetto grub, but for cheap/easy eats: Hot dogs cut up in mac n cheese Hot dogs cut up in bush's baked beans Tuna and mayo eaten on crackers Cottage cheese scooped up with pringles Spam sammich with mustard, cheese, and kosher dills |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 7:43:49 PM EST
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You want Ghetto? I'll give you fucking Ghetto.... 'Eclectic Ghetto Haute Cuisine" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcsutton/Pasta1_zps9edc418b.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcsutton/Pasta2_zps82baa45a.jpg Put hot sauce on that and you win the internetz for tonite... 10/10 on super ghetto. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 7:51:52 PM EST
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Solid 950 calorie dreamer bulk feast
I guess it's not considered ghetto since King Oscars is fancy |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 8:04:04 PM EST
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crackers shredded cheese sammich meat jar of jalepenos 37 seconds in microwave NACHOS! |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 8:22:03 PM EST
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"Egg-in-the-hole" : Take a piece of bread, poke a hole in the middle. Lay it in a skillet. Crack an egg into the hole. Cook and eat. Gourmet version gets salt, pepper, butter. You need to butter the bread on both sides though. My mom used to make that for me when I was a kid just because, not for ghetto reasons. Best to use a upside down glass to cut the hole out. It's actually pretty good, especially if you don't break the yolk. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 8:27:30 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You do realize that people who are actually in the ghetto get food stamps and eat better than you do, right? Is there a state that still issues food stamps? |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 8:31:54 PM EST
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You want Ghetto? I'll give you fucking Ghetto.... 'Eclectic Ghetto Haute Cuisine" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcsutton/Pasta1_zps9edc418b.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcsutton/Pasta2_zps82baa45a.jpg Last time I posted about that I got like 5 IMs about "how to make it".
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Posted: 11/5/2013 8:44:43 PM EST
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You need to butter the bread on both sides though. My mom used to make that for me when I was a kid just because, not for ghetto reasons. Best to use a upside down glass to cut the hole out. It's actually pretty good, especially if you don't break the yolk. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"Egg-in-the-hole" : Take a piece of bread, poke a hole in the middle. Lay it in a skillet. Crack an egg into the hole. Cook and eat. Gourmet version gets salt, pepper, butter. You need to butter the bread on both sides though. My mom used to make that for me when I was a kid just because, not for ghetto reasons. Best to use a upside down glass to cut the hole out. It's actually pretty good, especially if you don't break the yolk. It's called toad in the hole in the UK. My mom made it for us as kids, and I make it now. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 8:57:36 PM EST
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It's called toad in the hole in the UK. My mom made it for us as kids, and I make it now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"Egg-in-the-hole" : Take a piece of bread, poke a hole in the middle. Lay it in a skillet. Crack an egg into the hole. Cook and eat. Gourmet version gets salt, pepper, butter. You need to butter the bread on both sides though. My mom used to make that for me when I was a kid just because, not for ghetto reasons. Best to use a upside down glass to cut the hole out. It's actually pretty good, especially if you don't break the yolk. It's called toad in the hole in the UK. My mom made it for us as kids, and I make it now. Me too.  It's tasty and is something different than just eggs with a side of toast. I like to make the cut out center piece with some cinnamon and sugar.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 10:18:28 PM EST
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Ramen and eggs whites.
Totinos pizzas with gov cheese on top |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 10:37:38 PM EST
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Jesus. Just buy a crock pot. It does not get easier than that.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 10:52:23 PM EST
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When I'm lazy, I open a can of pinto beans and nuke a frozen package of brown rice. Cheap, easy, lazy.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 11:16:58 PM EST
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I think the worst I've gone is Vienna sausages in Mac and Cheese from a box
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Posted: 11/5/2013 11:53:34 PM EST
[#31]
canned chili + canned corn + medium shell noodles = motherfucking
microwaved hot dogs |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 2:14:07 AM EST
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Cheese puffs, butter, and Franks Red Hot Sammies!
Sound weird but they are awesome. Ghetto pizza is good too...slice of bread, ketchup, slice of american cheese, and pepperoni placed under the broiler... |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 3:20:25 AM EST
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No ghetto meals here. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 3:58:48 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
You want Ghetto? I'll give you fucking Ghetto.... 'Eclectic Ghetto Haute Cuisine" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcsutton/Pasta1_zps9edc418b.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcsutton/Pasta2_zps82baa45a.jpg That's not ghetto, those are Cthulu dogs.... |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 4:08:56 AM EST
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Mac n cheese w/ a can of tuna mixed in... with sriracha sauce!!!
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Posted: 11/6/2013 4:32:25 AM EST
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When I was a po', po' college student, one of my favorite ghetto meals was to take some rice, throw it in my microwavable rice cooker (that thing made awesome rice), along with a can of chunk chicken, and for taste, squirt in some Dijon mustard, pepper to taste. Made a nice little spicy casserole.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 4:35:19 AM EST
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Microwave rice, add can of tuna (fancy albacore in water which probably invalidates the "ghetto" aspect). Season with soy sauce. Yum.
Spam fried crisp, wonder bread, mustard. Yum. Fry pepperoni until crisp. Blot off (whatever the hell cooks out of it...  ). Fry two eggs, omlette style adding pepperoni and shreded cheese. Fold over and sprinkle with Franks Hot Sauce. Good and good for you!
What I might try is StoveTop with cream of mushroom and canned chicken over the top. Mini-Thanksgiving dinner! Great thread. TC |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 4:40:20 AM EST
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Crumbled breakfast sausage, can of Great northern beans, salt pepper and a little splash of apple cider vinegar over fried cornbread pancakes
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Posted: 11/6/2013 4:52:52 AM EST
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Hit the White Castle drive thru after cashing in five bucks worth of bottles is about as ghetto as it gets. Not necessarily lazy because it's a couple trips before you eat but yet you still don't feel like opening anything like a can, box or bag or cleaning so much as one dish or utensil before or after eating.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 4:54:13 AM EST
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A couple years ago my dog got sick.
The vet had us make fried hamburger mixed with white rice as a bland diet for the dog. Well, my kids started to eat it, and liked it, SO we now have "dog food" for dinner once in a while. As a treat we throw in some seasonings to the rice.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 4:57:39 AM EST
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A couple years ago my dog got sick. The vet had us make fried hamburger mixed with white rice as a bland diet for the dog. Well, my kids started to eat it, and liked it, SO we now have "dog food" for dinner once in a while. As a treat we throw in some seasonings to the rice. we have done that also! lol, now instead of making just enough for the dog, we make it for a fast easy dinner, and the dog get's the left over's..............if any is left!
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Posted: 11/6/2013 5:05:25 AM EST
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A couple years ago my dog got sick. The vet had us make fried hamburger mixed with white rice as a bland diet for the dog. Well, my kids started to eat it, and liked it, SO we now have "dog food" for dinner once in a while. As a treat we throw in some seasonings to the rice. Needs gravy. Hamburger gravy over rice or mashed 'taters was my favorite school lunch as a kid. 
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Posted: 11/6/2013 5:17:54 AM EST
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I find SPAM disgusting, but their canned white meat turkey is not bad when fried. Good camping food.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 5:26:55 AM EST
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A few slices of balogna fried in bacon grease, ketchup squirted on it, served up as a sandwich.
Best with old-style greasy potato chips and a soda.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 6:02:21 AM EST
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Aldi mac-n-cheese with a can of tuna mixed in. Yummy deliciousness.
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Posted: 11/6/2013 6:15:04 AM EST
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Cook 1/2 to 3/4 of a cup of white rice. While rice is cooking, fry up half a can of corned beef hash. When corned beef hash is nice browned and crispy on both sides the rice should be just about done. Dump the hash onto rice and use the hash grease to cook up an egg or two. Toss eggs in with the hash rice mixture and top with shredded cheese and hot sauce.
Also sriracha spam fried rice, or spam eggs and rice. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 7:46:43 AM EST
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Mcdouble or something similar. If I'm eating shit, I'm damn sure not cooking it myself. This is the first man in this entire thread who is truly eating ghetto. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 8:21:21 AM EST
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Another one I just remembered from a girl I knew in college.
HEB or Wallyworld, buy the biggest bag of pre-made salisbury steak you can find. Cook a few of those and while that is going on, heat up some minute white rice. Combine the two and throw some kraft singles on top, cup up and mix everything around. Surprisingly, not bad. Just, not great either
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Posted: 11/6/2013 8:25:54 AM EST
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Peanut butter and jelly on toast. Canadian ghetto?
Or melt cheddar cheese onto white bread in the microwave. Cheese sandwiches. If I am more motivated, grilled ham and cheese in the skillet. |
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Posted: 11/6/2013 8:37:04 AM EST
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rice and bbq sauce
rice and melted cheese cheese dip on potato chips honey and soy sauce works great for a sauce on chicken |
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