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Posted: 8/26/2017 7:26:30 PM EST
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If you are in so much pain you can't wipe your ass, you aren't taking enough opiates. Regular folks are ending up with ghetto problems and heroine addictions, because they went looking for cheap opiates to manage their pain after DEA began harassing doctors for every Vicodin prescription. DEA claimed hydrocodone was the most misplaced prescription, so now it can only be prescribed for 30 days with no refills. The script has to be hand written. It has to be hand picked up. It has to be hand delivered to the pharmacy. The pharmacy has to check with DEA to fill it. It takes 4-8 hours to get authorization to fill. You better be all fixed up after that script, because they can't write any more. The doctors are telling post op surgical patients to use OTC stuff. This is a pet peeve of mine, because my wife's stomach is getting wrecked by OTC meds that don't work to control her pain, and there isn't shit we or the doctors can do. "Sorry, you're just fucked, because DEA made a non-legislative ruling." |
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Posted: 8/26/2017 7:40:40 PM EST
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Pump up garden sprayer. Bend the spray wand for a better angle. |
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Posted: 8/26/2017 8:29:26 PM EST
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Never heard of them. Just looked on Amazon and are about $15 for a portable on. Thanks for the suggestion! |
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Posted: 8/26/2017 8:30:45 PM EST
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Wiping from the front impossible?
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Posted: 8/26/2017 8:33:56 PM EST
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Unobtanium. Regular folks are ending up with ghetto problems and heroine addictions, because they went looking for cheap opiates to manage their pain after ATF began harassing doctors for every Vicodin prescription. ATF claimed hydrocodone was the most misplaced prescription, so now it can only be prescribed for 30 days with no refills. The script has to be hand written. It has to be hand picked up. It has to be hand delivered to the pharmacy. The pharmacy has to check with ATF to fill it. It takes 4-8 hours to get authorization to fill. You better be all fixed up after that script, because they can't write any more. The doctors are telling post op surgical patients to use OTC stuff. This is a pet peeve of mine, because my wife's stomach is getting wrecked by OTC meds that don't work to control her pain, and there isn't shit we or the doctors can do. "Sorry, you're just fucked, because ATF made a non-legislative ruling." |
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Posted: 8/26/2017 8:44:41 PM EST
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I got laser hair removal on my entire ass, taint, and balls, AND I use the $25 eBay bidet. Winning combination.
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Posted: 8/26/2017 8:50:30 PM EST
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Correct! Reason seeking options. I hurt so bad im shaking. May go the the hospital later if it don't calm down. Been dealing with it a couple times a year since 2014 and weekly instances of tingling in my left leg and shooting pains in my thigh and knee. |
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Posted: 8/26/2017 10:10:27 PM EST
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The DEA rescheduled it, not BATFE. 
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Posted: 8/26/2017 10:24:37 PM EST
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You're looking for a solution for the effect, not the cause.
Drink more water, eat more fiber. Don't need to wipe your butt when everything just falls out like a large slippery river rock. |
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Posted: 8/27/2017 12:22:54 AM EST
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Posted: 8/27/2017 1:43:37 AM EST
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 Horrible Histories - Roman Toilets Marcus and Sextus |
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Posted: 8/27/2017 2:30:18 AM EST
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I got laser hair removal on my entire ass, taint, and balls, AND I use the $25 eBay bidet. Winning combination. |
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Posted: 8/27/2017 2:52:52 AM EST
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Posted: 8/27/2017 3:13:47 AM EST
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When I hurt my back, I stapled a towel to a sawhorse... wait, shit, no. That was when I broke both arms. Disregard.
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Posted: 8/27/2017 3:17:17 AM EST
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People joke but you take for granted wiping your ass when you're not injured.
After I broke my leg and had a bunch of plates and screws put in, trying to keep it straight out while I squatted with the other leg was excruciating. Nevermind trying to shower on crutches with plastic bags taped to you're incision. Kind of off topic but lower body/back injuries that seriously limit your mobility are an eye opener |
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Posted: 8/27/2017 4:02:09 AM EST
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hand shower on pulse or jet like the photo
works real well 
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Posted: 8/27/2017 4:16:22 AM EST
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Posted: 8/27/2017 5:57:52 AM EST
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