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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:45:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was stationed in the Philippines, there were a lot of very aggressive macaques hanging around the dumpsters and stuff. We had a guy who thought he was some sort of super karate ninja who decided to take one on. It tore quarter-pound chunks out of him. Subic? Yeah, and those are small compared to a chimp lol, I give those a wide berth |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:47:05 PM EDT
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I don't believe it.
Wild animal strength far exceeds retard strength. And retards are strong. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:47:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dont those two statements contradict each other? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/ So why, on a pound-for-pound basis, are chimps slightly stronger than humans? The team went on to look at the muscle of chimps that had died of natural causes, which revealed that two-thirds of their muscle consists of fast-twitch fibres, whereas more than half of human fibres are slow-twitch. Fast-twitch fibres are more powerful, but use more energy and become fatigued faster. Comparing the results with the many studies on those revealed that, contrary to the claims of several other studies, there is nothing special about chimp muscle. “Chimpanzee muscle is really no different than human muscle in terms of the force that individual fibres exert,” says O’Neill. So, who's ready to step in the cage? I wanna see Miocic or Ngannou vs a Chimp. Dont those two statements contradict each other? Not really, humans have fast twitch fibers too, especially black people (not Ethiopians), just look at Olympic sprinting events. On the flip side, look at endurance sports (marathon) where Ethiopians do very well. I think training makes a big difference too, not sure how much you can change your body's composition through training, but I think you should be able to at least push it a little one way or the other. If you eat different birds, chickens have dark meat in their legs, and white in their breasts. Migratory birds like geese are the opposite. If you are eating long pig, I'd imagine most blacks would have whiter meat and most whites would have darker meat, but genetics can be weird, especially in the USA where so many people have mixed genetics. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:48:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Then clearly they use less energy to support themselves in that position. While they look similar, they have notable difference in the skeletal/muscle structure that caters to their activities. https://www.howitworksdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Chimp.jpg Tasking a chimp with walking 20mi would easily showcase the difference between a beast whos primary method of transport is bipedal motion vs swinging from branches or using their arms as crutches. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: BS, when was the last time you saw a 120lb person hanging from a tree branch by one hand for a extended period like it was nothing, then carrying on with zero sign of fatigue? Then clearly they use less energy to support themselves in that position. While they look similar, they have notable difference in the skeletal/muscle structure that caters to their activities. https://www.howitworksdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Chimp.jpg Tasking a chimp with walking 20mi would easily showcase the difference between a beast whos primary method of transport is bipedal motion vs swinging from branches or using their arms as crutches. The chimp would still probably do better walking 20 miles than us average arfcomers 
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:48:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:50:09 PM EDT
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Chimps use every dirty trick in the book. You can't give them a break. Send them to hell.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:55:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's because we're built to be endurance predators, and they're built to be occasional ambush predators. Yup. Chimps taking to the horse like the Comanche would be our doom. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:58:07 PM EDT
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Everything is just lies and propaganda now.
Chimps are way stronger than humans. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:07:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Was that the guy that was attacked by the bath salt nut? Quote HistoryQuoted: Was that the guy that was attacked by the bath salt nut? THC gummies |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:09:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think these "scientists" failed to account for their retard strength. This. They don’t tend to hold back like most humans do. I’m sure humans rarely deliver with 100% power with the intent of caving in someone’s skull |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:17:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's articles like this that convince me that many "scientists" are actually pretty fucking stupid. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I think scientist should get in the ring then. It's articles like this that convince me that many "scientists" are actually pretty fucking stupid. This doesn’t actually make any sense. Finding in detail exactly how chimpanzee muscle works is stupid because… why? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:20:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is honestly a huge advantage Homo Sapiens enjoys. We’re one of a few animals that can run prey to death. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That proves we can beat them in a marathon. That is honestly a huge advantage Homo Sapiens enjoys. We’re one of a few animals that can run prey to death. This. I remember reading some surprisingly in depth analysis of why the planet of the apes scenario was impossible, even with apes of human level intelligence, simply because an ape army could not travel and maneuver like a human army could. They would wear out really really fast. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:26:09 PM EDT
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I got in a fight with a squirrel this week, those are freaking invincible! I finally landed a kick that sent it flying 30+ feet and it came back for more. I imagine a chimp could take a heck of a lot of abuse and come back for more, cause nature isn't messing around.
So, what round for charging chimp? 5.56, 12ga slug, or 12ga 00buck? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:30:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. After the Travis the Chimp attack, or whatever you want to call it, I listened to an interview with a primatologist who said that when chimps attack other primates they will disfigure the face so other animals won’t accept it into their group, attack the hands so that it cannot feed itself, and attack the genitals so that it cannot reproduce. From an animal standpoint that makes sense to me. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:36:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/ So why, on a pound-for-pound basis, are chimps slightly stronger than humans? The team went on to look at the muscle of chimps that had died of natural causes, which revealed that two-thirds of their muscle consists of fast-twitch fibres, whereas more than half of human fibres are slow-twitch. Fast-twitch fibres are more powerful, but use more energy and become fatigued faster. Comparing the results with the many studies on those revealed that, contrary to the claims of several other studies, there is nothing special about chimp muscle. “Chimpanzee muscle is really no different than human muscle in terms of the force that individual fibres exert,” says O’Neill. So, who's ready to step in the cage? I wanna see Miocic or Ngannou vs a Chimp. Just because it's "science," doesn't make it total bullshit. Now do your own science and fuck with a 150LB chimp, Mr. 220 LB body builder. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:38:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Everything is just lies and propaganda now. Chimps are way stronger than humans. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:39:03 PM EDT
[#17]
Put the scientists in a cage with the chimps!
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:41:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Put the scientists in a cage with the chimps! Can't do REAL science!!! Just clickbait for the gullible to click on. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:50:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So I don’t gotta be afraid of chimps any more? What about quicksand? And packs of ninjas? Worse yet, what about packs of ninja chimps? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 8:53:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Rope a dope .... chimp will gas out.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:04:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Their muscles are attached differently to their bones, providing better leverage, chimps are stronger but can't move with the same speed a human can move. Deceptive article is deceptive. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/ So why, on a pound-for-pound basis, are chimps slightly stronger than humans? The team went on to look at the muscle of chimps that had died of natural causes, which revealed that two-thirds of their muscle consists of fast-twitch fibres, whereas more than half of human fibres are slow-twitch. Fast-twitch fibres are more powerful, but use more energy and become fatigued faster. Comparing the results with the many studies on those revealed that, contrary to the claims of several other studies, there is nothing special about chimp muscle. “Chimpanzee muscle is really no different than human muscle in terms of the force that individual fibres exert,” says O’Neill. So, who's ready to step in the cage? I wanna see Miocic or Ngannou vs a Chimp. Their muscles are attached differently to their bones, providing better leverage, chimps are stronger but can't move with the same speed a human can move. Deceptive article is deceptive. IIRC it also negatively affects precision movements. Chimps are fairly dexterous but watchmaking could never happen. They trade that fine detail for being able to rip a piece off of you easily. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:09:43 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: fuck those after action pictures..  soo.. what round for crazed chimp? I'm sure 5.56 is up to the task. But 30+ rd mags for sure.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:13:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Chips do pull ups for a living.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:16:06 PM EDT
[#24]
I thought it had more to do with the geometry of how the muscles and bones were attached. I knew Dwarf twins the had the form of dwarfism that left them with normal torsos and heads, just shorter limbs. Those two could whip any normal man either one fought. They said the doctor told them the muscles were attached more like a chimp than a human.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:18:57 PM EDT
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Their DPS is higher over the short term.
Dont fuck with monkeys. Also think theres a shorter brain pathway to employing that violence. Their if/then is a lot more simplistic then ours. Twitch muscles for twitch decision making. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:22:54 PM EDT
[#26]
But can they take a full power shot from Squatdog?
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:28:21 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuiaaaaad......start da reactorrrr...... |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:39:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought it had more to do with the geometry of how the muscles and bones were attached. I knew Dwarf twins the had the form of dwarfism that left them with normal torsos and heads, just shorter limbs. Those two could whip any normal man either one fought. They said the doctor told them the muscles were attached more like a chimp than a human. That's what I read a long time ago. I still remember reading it. It's a leverage thing. They are build to hang from a tree with one arm, ask Archimedes. Give me a day or two naked in the woods, I could probably kill a gorilla with some kind of crude fabricated weapon, especially if I had access to some cordage or a little leather to make cordage, even a simple wooden shaft with a fire hardened tip would make a gorilla think twice, tip it with some flint. Humans FTW, there is a reason why practically every animal on earth runs away when they see a human. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:41:11 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: After the Travis the Chimp attack, or whatever you want to call it, I listened to an interview with a primatologist who said that when chimps attack other primates they will disfigure the face so other animals won’t accept it into their group, attack the hands so that it cannot feed itself, and attack the genitals so that it cannot reproduce. From an animal standpoint that makes sense to me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. After the Travis the Chimp attack, or whatever you want to call it, I listened to an interview with a primatologist who said that when chimps attack other primates they will disfigure the face so other animals won’t accept it into their group, attack the hands so that it cannot feed itself, and attack the genitals so that it cannot reproduce. From an animal standpoint that makes sense to me. That shows a scary level of intelligence, remember Koko the Gorilla learned sign language? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:43:09 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everything is just lies and propaganda now. Chimps are way stronger than humans. More like some PhD needed more grant money. The "secret" of why chimps and apes are so strong is well known. 
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:44:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So I don’t gotta be afraid of chimps any more? What about quicksand? And packs of ninjas? LOL...when I was a kid quicksand terrified me! |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:49:22 PM EDT
[#32]
Yeah, no.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:55:11 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote History...and that's an unhealthy one. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 9:58:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But the .45 stopped it. Eight rounds! 10mm would have only been 1 round |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 10:00:03 PM EDT
[#35]
Rip your dick off like a celery stalk
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Posted: 9/2/2021 10:04:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2021 10:07:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2021 10:10:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: fuck those after action pictures.. soo.. what round for crazed chimp? 10mm |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 10:36:01 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But can they take a full power shot from Squatdog?  
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Posted: 9/2/2021 10:38:22 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't want to see those pics. I did and regret now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: They only need a few seconds to grab you, pull you in, AND BITE YOUR FACE OFF! pics? |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 12:04:10 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This. They don’t tend to hold back like most humans do. I’m sure humans rarely deliver with 100% power with the intent of caving in someone’s skull Most humans lack focus, and at least hold back enough to avoid injuring themselves. |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 7:39:53 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's it, I'm kicking some chimp ass next time I run into one!!! "Blading at 45!!!!!!" 
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Posted: 9/3/2021 8:13:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It only takes 7lbs of pressure to rip your ear off. About the same for your genitals... I've heard that many times. It's bullshit based on how sensitive both are. One person went so far as to say if you take a 7 pound weight, tie it to your ear and drop it from head high it will rip your ear off. Maybe-but at the end of the drop that's more than 7 pounds of force thanks to kinetic energy. Same if using something sharp. That's not ripping, that's cutting. Much easier. |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 8:16:58 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently chimps shave their bodies too, like the meatheads at the gyms? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: chimps work out more than humans. thats why.. https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-823620187f34137f4cc91a59e06475e2.webp Apparently chimps shave their bodies too, like the meatheads at the gyms? Either a baldness disorder or confiscated from a third world whorehouse. There was a shaved orangutan confiscated several years ago. She was popular at a whorehouse in Indonesia because she was cheaper than a woman. |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 8:20:38 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: fuck those after action pictures.. soo.. what round for crazed chimp? .45-70. |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 8:21:43 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The sister of an ex girlfriend was a nurse at the hospital they brought that woman to. Said the wounds were absolutely horrendous Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They only need a few seconds to grab you, pull you in, AND BITE YOUR FACE OFF! https://i.postimg.cc/tTFX5QTP/RB-COMP-CHIMP-ATTACK-2-2.webp The sister of an ex girlfriend was a nurse at the hospital they brought that woman to. Said the wounds were absolutely horrendous Yep. It's actually amazing she looks as good as she does. |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 8:49:12 AM EDT
[#47]
"The team went on to look at the muscle of chimps that had died of natural causes, which revealed..."
Maybe they should have looked at fresh ones that weren't all used up? |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 9:03:09 AM EDT
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how many Mike Tyson's would it take to kill one chimp?
My guess is 9, two on each limb and one to choke or beat him to death, minimum. |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 9:09:02 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think these "scientists" failed to account for their retard strength. This. Why is retard strength always overlooked? |
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Posted: 9/3/2021 9:12:21 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rope a dope .... chimp will gas out. or you'll be a tranny midway thru the first round................  Attached File |
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