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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:47:22 AM EDT
[#1]
I'm sure the girls doing this are really broke up that people they don't want to find them attractive don't find this attractive.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:48:42 AM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. Smokey eyed Latinas are my weakness |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:48:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:48:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Just a public service announcement. I know ladies do a lot of things to impress other ladies, but if you think they also impress men, you are wrong. With that said, behold ... 1. Duck/Fish Lip selfies. https://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/duck-face1.jpg?fit=650%2C433&p=1 2. Shorts/sweatpants/leggings with "Juicy" across the buttocks. Unfortunately, when encounted in the wild they are often upon individuals that make them even worse. AT BEST, its tasteless and tacky. It is seldom found at its best. https://images.urbndata.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/68501774_001_b?$xlarge$&fit=constrain&fmt=webp&qlt=80&wid=960 3. Very long nails. ESPECIALLY if you are going to try to follow Cosmopolitan's adive RE: sexual prostate massage. https://preview.redd.it/g6iaq9pv6pca1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b67dd0f99809b243aebcb834e1eae0e7c970c389 4. "Cat Eyes" eye shadow/mascera. Very few women can actually pull this off and not look gooofy. https://cdn.cliqueinc.com/posts/284860/how-to-do-cat-eye-makeup-284860-1579033841980-main.500x0c.jpg?interlace=true&quality=70 5. Unnaturally long fake eyelashes. You look like a fuzzy caterpillar is on your eye. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/5b/ef/225befe9e9dc5be88b81cc04aa4d9aab.jpg 6. Multiple ear piercings. Why? https://www.glam.com/img/gallery/can-you-safely-get-more-than-one-piercing-at-once/intro-1668363320.webp 7. Facial/lip/nose piercings. It makes you look like you were in a Bass Pro shop when it was blown up by Islamic Jihad. https://media.ourfashionpassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/12064645/84a123d81176f4a9704698ffdd66af62.jpg 8. Wildly patterned yoga pants/leggings. Dazzle camoflague looks OK on a WWII warship ... https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Gloire-4C-LEAD.jpg On women? Not so much. https://i.etsystatic.com/6763732/r/il/64e274/2303204815/il_fullxfull.2303204815_svor.jpg I could see where #8 would confuse the hell out of Midcap |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:51:03 AM EDT
[#5]
I'm so glad that I'm married to my wife. She has a couple extra ear piercings but NONE of that other bullshit interests her in the least. I couldn't imagine having to be in the dating world now.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:51:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Exactly, how many women does the OP think he's going to reach posting here? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm not really sure who the target audience of this thread is.  Exactly, how many women does the OP think he's going to reach posting here? Biological women? |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:51:41 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP fail. BIGLY. Unsanitary, nasty long nails are.... well nasty. Everything else, depending on the female can be ALRIGHT! |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:51:51 AM EDT
[#8]
You forgot the big bubble ass implants, but everything else is spot on..
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:52:08 AM EDT
[#9]
I catch myself thinking similar things but I also realize people can do whatever they want.
The one I really don't get is red or white makeup around the eyes. I don't know what it's called. Really you went to the mirror and said "How can I make it look like I've been crying for 16 hours and have an infection to show how unique I am"? I would post a picture but A) I don't want to look at it and B) Some weirdo who probably likes feet will claim that's their fetish and the last little bit of faith I have in humanity will evaporate
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:52:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:53:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You forgot the stenciled on, hard edged, unnatural looking eyebrows. A female coworker had her eyebrows and eyeliner tattooed, and the eyebrows stuck out like a sore thumb. There ARE good eyebrow tats, but it's done with thin lines like individual hairs and looks very good if done well. Bad: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/NINTCHDBPICT000457008751.jpg Good: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/481249/Screenshot_2023-03-29_at_10_38_16_AM-2762778.png Yes - that should have been in OP. I forgot to add it. Especially the eyebrows that were shaved off and then appear to have been-re-drawn in an unnatural potion with a wide-tipped Magic Marker. 
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:55:31 AM EDT
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Long nails are fugky to me, and appear to be a filthy person.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:55:37 AM EDT
[#13]
Me: Tell me you're a crotchety old fart without saying you're a crotchety old fart.
OP: Hold my Metmucil and tapioca! |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:56:38 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can deal with an extra ear piercing or two but the rest of that shit is definitely ghetto. 3 piercings per ear is about my limit. Lip rings and cheak studs are gross. I can live with a small stud in the nose but hog rings or bent bar-bells are just icky ... 
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:57:02 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't forget the super pointy witch shoes. Good call. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:58:17 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You forgot the big bubble ass implants, but everything else is spot on.. That too should have been in OP. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 11:59:53 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm sorry but I think Smokey Eyes on some women are HOT.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MDy2bI4-Kcsee: The Mummy Returns |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:00:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. Incorrect. OP only wrote half of what is wrong. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:01:56 PM EDT
[#19]
You forgot to add covered in tatoo's.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:02:01 PM EDT
[#20]
Glad you felt comfortable enough to express your opinion to a vastly male audience (but somehow address it to women?).
I’ll continue doing exactly as I please without a second thought as to how you feel about it. 
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:02:57 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: lol None of this matters. Men will chase the p**** regardless of details. Most women know this. This aligns with my theory that women can dress however they want, even in business environments. Like, the standard for men has been slacks and button shirt or suit and tie for what, 100+ years across multiple cultures? But women can dip themselves in rubber cement and roll around a Good Will drapery section and whatever they come up with is acceptable business attire for some reason. Women dress to impress other women, which means the one-upping competitive nature results in lots of weird shit, especially since the women they're trying to impress will talk them up to their face and then talk shit behind their back. With a small nod to todays environment where any comment on any choice of attire will be immediately taken as a sexist attack for a Twitter mob to retaliate against. Men dress to not get dismissed or made fun of by other men, which they would do right to our face, and stabilizes what's considered acceptable. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:02:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm fine with cat eye makeup and multiple ear piercings. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:04:05 PM EDT
[#23]
That ass is mesmerizing. Hypnotizing.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:04:28 PM EDT
[#24]
The fact so many people disagree with the Op shows just how trashy the average GD’er is.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:04:47 PM EDT
[#25]
I'm gonna have to disagree on the cat eyes and ear piercings.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:06:58 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: 7. Facial/lip/nose piercings. It makes you look like you were in a Bass Pro shop when it was blown up by Islamic Jihad. 
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:07:22 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: eye makeup done correctly is a super power. see: The Mummy Returns Like kryptonite, No cap, fr fr |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:08:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Duck lips, yeah, I agree.
I don't mind piercings in the face,mouth, nose, it just depends on the girl, and how many there are, and the girl they're on. Juicy is not what you think. It's the name brand of the design company, Juicy Couture. John Taylor, bassist of Duran Duran, is married to the founder of the company, Gela Nash. former supermodel, actress, and current co founder of the cannabis centered brand Potent Goods with their son. As far as multiple earrings, that's just something from the 1980s coming back into fashion. Girls had 4 or more piercings in their ears back then. Girls could wear as many in either ear as they wanted. Straight guys had one less in the right ear than the left. One earring in the left, straight, one in the right, or an even number in both ears, meant you were gay. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:09:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Beta males and simps love that stuff....
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:12:23 PM EDT
[#30]
Hot Classy women > Any other woman
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:13:35 PM EDT
[#31]
I for one like the cat eyes.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:14:41 PM EDT
[#32]
This is GD....anything with two....or 4 legs and a bush is attractive.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:16:39 PM EDT
[#33]
New Jersey thread
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:18:23 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I for one like the cat eyes. When done correctly, fuck yeah. Dated a girl that had mastered the art. Hot as hell. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:19:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Glad you felt comfortable enough to express your opinion to a vastly male audience (but somehow address it to women?). I’ll continue doing exactly as I please without a second thought as to how you feel about it. https://media3.giphy.com/media/PR8tajyv29d9t5AM9i/giphy.gif Oh teh noes! Naamah disagrees/diapproves/is irked by somemthing I posted. However shall I go on?  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:21:17 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm fine with cat eye makeup and multiple ear piercings. I like the cat eyes. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:24:04 PM EDT
[#37]
Cat eyes, piercings and leggings of any kind are hot. No one outside of the trailer park has worn Juicy shorts in over a decade.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:24:40 PM EDT
[#38]
#5 AKA Cumbrellas for all the whores taking facials.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:25:26 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Like kryptonite, No cap, fr fr Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: eye makeup done correctly is a super power. see: The Mummy Returns Like kryptonite, No cap, fr fr   |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:25:28 PM EDT
[#40]
I agree 100% with OP. Around here, this garbage is perpetrated massively by the overweight 50-60 y/o cat lady crowd.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:28:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:30:47 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've noticed fake tans are getting popular again. A girl at the grocery store is kind of cute, but her hands are literally orange. She's starting to look like an oompa loompa. Bitches look like Tupperware that has sketti in it. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:31:07 PM EDT
[#43]
OP only has missionary sex with the lights off.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:32:41 PM EDT
[#44]
OP got tired of being an e pert on military matters and decided to be an expert on women.
Lol. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:33:06 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP only has missionary sex with the lights off. Alone. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:35:13 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted: Just a public service announcement. I know ladies do a lot of things to impress other ladies, but if you think they also impress men, you are wrong. With that said, behold ... 1. Duck/Fish Lip selfies. https://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/duck-face1.jpg?fit=650%2C433&p=1 I don't mind. It's not my favorite but I don't mind, it's a goofy pose 2. Shorts/sweatpants/leggings with "Juicy" across the buttocks. Unfortunately, when encountered in the wild they are often upon individuals that make them even worse. AT BEST, its tasteless and tacky. It is seldom found at its best. https://images.urbndata.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/68501774_001_b?$xlarge$&fit=constrain&fmt=webp&qlt=80&wid=960 Not my favorite, agreed 3. Very long nails. ESPECIALLY if you are going to try to follow Cosmopolitan's adive RE: sexual prostate massage. https://preview.redd.it/g6iaq9pv6pca1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b67dd0f99809b243aebcb834e1eae0e7c970c389 Not my favorite, agreed. Also, I'm pretty vanilla so poop-chutes are an exhaust port only  4. "Cat Eyes" eye shadow/mascera. Very few women can actually pull this off and not look gooofy. https://cdn.cliqueinc.com/posts/284860/how-to-do-cat-eye-makeup-284860-1579033841980-main.500x0c.jpg?interlace=true&quality=70 I'm going the other way on this - I think IME MOST women do this well, and only a few get it wrong. I think it's a neat look, Idk if I pick it as a first choice but it doesn't bug me 5. Unnaturally long fake eyelashes. You look like a fuzzy caterpillar is on your eye. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/5b/ef/225befe9e9dc5be88b81cc04aa4d9aab.jpg On this one, I think a lot of women who do that (When tastefully done), we can't really detect it. But reading your text as written, "UNNATURALLY long" - that I agree. THIS meme:  (common amongst younger girls warped by tiktok) has to go. I think if a lot of those girls found out that most men preferred her WITHOUT giga-lashes and fake lips, they might think twice about it. It's not an upgrade, it's a lateral move, and can decrease overall ratings across the possibly-interested men. Men weren't really polled on this one IMHO, I sense more of us are turned off by it than turned on. 6. Multiple ear piercings. Why? https://www.glam.com/img/gallery/can-you-safely-get-more-than-one-piercing-at-once/intro-1668363320.webp For me personally, I'm not a fan either. Related to that, TBH I don't want any hardware where I might suck that thing into my teeth at Mach 3  Pierced nips, no thanks, I'm not losing a tooth or inhaling that little metal missile. 7. Facial/lip/nose piercings. It makes you look like you were in a Bass Pro shop when it was blown up by Islamic Jihad. https://media.ourfashionpassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/12064645/84a123d81176f4a9704698ffdd66af62.jpg Gunna agree on this. I don't like distractions For the women I find pretty and lovely to look at, between her figure and her face my brain is at 100% RAM usage the moment she stepped out her front door and walked over to the truck already. Facial piercings on a pretty lady are putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari. No. 8. Wildly patterned yoga pants/leggings. Dazzle camoflague looks OK on a WWII warship ... https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Gloire-4C-LEAD.jpg On women? Not so much. https://i.etsystatic.com/6763732/r/il/64e274/2303204815/il_fullxfull.2303204815_svor.jpg Here ^ I don't agree My radar system is annoyed by the metal shiny stuff (the bigger concern is physical damage), but I'm not fooled by the patterns  Women who wear camo though, guhhhhhhhhhh  Real talk, Idk which is better. Women who will wear camo/nice patterns, or when she's wearing your favorite shirt and looks 100,000x better in it than you do.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:36:06 PM EDT
[#47]
Ha
You think they are doing it for men? Its mainly to impress other women! I personally don't have an issue with Cat Eyes! Everything else on your list is gtg
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:36:10 PM EDT
[#48]
All correct and add those bushy eyebrows to the list.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:36:34 PM EDT
[#49]
I prefer that women do what they want. It's easier to identify the vast majority who are absolutely nuts right away, rather than waste my precious time vetting them.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 12:36:58 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i would put pierced nipples on the list, thats just As far as the list though, its just a bunch of petty shit, except the nails, those things hurt. |
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