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Posted: 5/7/2023 10:14:56 AM EDT
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The original Top Gun, at the recommendation of GD who didn’t warn me it was a chick flick
Battleshit—it’s like it was written by 4 different people who were throwing beer bottles & said—let’s CGI a movie about this! |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 10:16:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2023 10:18:41 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Velocipastor I tried to watch that. Unimaginably bad. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 10:41:33 AM EDT
[#4]
TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI
You’ve been warned |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 11:03:54 AM EDT
[#5]
A tie between Terms of Endearment or Steel Magnolias, no, Gone With The Wind “wins”
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Posted: 5/7/2023 11:12:04 AM EDT
[#6]
 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things - Trailer |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 11:31:52 AM EDT
[#7]
Basket case (1982)
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Posted: 5/7/2023 11:35:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2023 11:38:32 AM EDT
[#9]
Everything, everywhere all at once.
Turned it off after 45 minutes. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 11:58:58 AM EDT
[#10]
I’ll give any bad movie a pass if it starts like this:
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Posted: 5/7/2023 1:19:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should watch the B/W original. It's a fantastic movie, produced in the 50's in iirc Switzerland or Germany. Starred Gerd Froebe and Heinz Ruehmann and is really, really well made. here's the Wikipedia about it; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Happened_in_Broad_Daylight Well, it sounds like the plot and storyline has a conclusion, which is more than can be said for the Penn version. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 1:24:54 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It was a phenomenal scary movie. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hereditary. So dumb. It was a phenomenal scary movie. I guess if random naked old people in your yard or a clicking retard sister seem scary... |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 3:52:55 PM EDT
[#13]
 Nothing other than a Hollywood jerk off film. Makes Kitty Kitty Bang Bang and other "movie about making movies" look like high art. The only ones in that category I liked was "Get Shorty" and "Tropic Thunder" "What Just Happened" is just that, it's all Hollywood type situations and unrelatable at all,forced and contrived to show something as a big deal when it's not a big deal. Actors with all their prima donna attitudes and BS like that. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:27:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/315363/Thankskilling_jpg-2808735.JPG A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break Thankskilling is an awesome movie! My wife and I have a Thanksgiving tradition of watching it every year. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:27:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anyone see that last Kingsman movie? That pretty much guaranteed it is the last Kingsman movie.  Truth |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:50:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Idiotacracy
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:53:28 PM EDT
[#17]
Skyline
 Skyline - Theatrical Trailer Beyond Skyline  Beyond Skyline | Official Trailer (HD) | Vertical Entertainment Cloverfield  Cloverfield (2008) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:55:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ad Astra. I'd rather watch that than skyline. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:56:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:56:15 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I guess if random naked old people in your yard or a clicking retard sister seem scary... It didn't have enough exposition for you I guess. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:57:00 PM EDT
[#21]
That one where Santa Claus take Christmas to Mars. Man it was horrible.
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Posted: 5/7/2023 4:57:47 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Skyline Beyond Skyline Cloverfield Cloverfield was not great but was not that bad imho, beyond skyline was terrible. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:05:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not surprised you don't like those two intelligent films. X2 Donnie Darko wasn't bad. The first time I saw it the room got very dusty when his gf got ran over. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:06:04 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The Hungover Games was really dumb…Didn’t expect much but yea it lived up to my expectations I haven't seen a single one of those movies. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:06:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Navy SEALS
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:07:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Tropic Thunder
Or any Disney Star Wars. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:18:43 PM EDT
[#27]
Cry Macho. Total letdown on a Clint movie
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:22:54 PM EDT
[#28]
People that are picking a comedy. Do you have a sense of humor or understand the movie was meant to be dumb.
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:24:21 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I feel there is dumb but made to be corny and just plain bad. The dumbest has to be Battlefield Earth because they were intending it to be serious. This. The OP posted a classic that aligns with your "meant to be corny" premise. Dumbest for me that comes to mind would have to Wonder Woman 1984. That movie was just... bad. And I think what made it even worse was it could have and should have been good. There was so much they could have done with the same basic story. |
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:34:54 PM EDT
[#30]
 My Wife chose it for “date night”. I reads the description and thought; cool a story about an apocalyptic collision with a rouge planet and maybe a little girl-on-girl action  . At the end of the movie, I asked my Wife; “what the fuck was that about”. She just replied; “their monthly cycles were synching-up, you dope”. 
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Posted: 5/7/2023 5:41:22 PM EDT
[#31]
Every movie that has Will Ferrell in it
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Posted: 5/8/2023 7:27:03 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryThere once was a man with balls of brass. In stormy weather, they clang together and sparks shot out his ass. |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 7:42:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/8/2023 7:49:43 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Heat sucks. So fucking slow and borning. No wonder GD loves that shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I enjoyed Ice Pirates more.than I enjoyed Heat. Heat sucks. So fucking slow and borning. No wonder GD loves that shit. I like Heat a lot but it is puzzling. Post a video longer than 3 minutes and you get a “TL/DW, post a recap” but they’ll sit through Heat without whining. Ahhhh, never change, GD, you magnificent autistic bastards. |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 7:54:25 AM EDT
[#35]
Axed the wife. Her answer was “Borat or Battle Beyond the Stars”. that movie was terrible.
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Posted: 5/8/2023 7:57:55 AM EDT
[#36]
Blacula.
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Posted: 5/8/2023 8:12:46 AM EDT
[#37]
Rabbit Test with Billy Crystal and written and directed by Joan Rivers.
She even had a small cameo in it. It was pretty bad. |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 9:45:53 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Prometheus. Yeah, that was just awful ... especially given the potential. |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 10:16:11 AM EDT
[#39]
Sausage Party...without a doubt.
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Posted: 5/8/2023 10:21:17 AM EDT
[#40]
The Brown Bunny
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Posted: 5/8/2023 1:22:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: People that are picking a comedy. Do you have a sense of humor or understand the movie was meant to be dumb. Okay...anything by Tarantino is a God awful stupid morass of trash. |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 1:34:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/8/2023 1:54:13 PM EDT
[#43]
I've only walked out of one movie in my life. Texas Rangers. That movie was so bad. The writing sucked, the acting sucked, everything sucked.
Also, A Good Day to Die Hard. I bought it when it came out on digital, because I have all the Die Hard films, & I thought "it's Die Hard, I'll like it." Stopped watching it after about 20 minutes. I've never seen the ending. 
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Posted: 5/8/2023 2:01:50 PM EDT
[#44]
I humbly submit ...
Rockula Rockula is a 1990 American comedy horror film directed by Luca Bercovici and written by Bercovici, Jefery Levy, and Chris Ver Weil. Dean Cameron stars as the vampire Ralph LaVie, Toni Basil plays Phoebe LaVie, Ralph's mother, and Thomas Dolby is the villain Stanley. The story centers on a vampire under a curse; the tagline for the film is: "He's a vampire that hasn't scored in 400 years—tonight's the night!". Bo Diddley plays a supporting role as Axman, the guitarist in Ralph's band, which is incidentally named Rockula. The director of photography was John Schwartzman, later the DP on Seabiscuit and Saving Mr. Banks. Sadly, even the contirbutions of Toni Basil and one of the few media appearances of my beloved 1st Gen Fender HM Strats can save this stinker.  Rockula (1990) |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 2:10:55 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They made an R-rated Baywatch movie, starring Alexandra Daddario, and there was zero nudity. Fuck that movie I would be interested in your opinion on the film "Twister". In the course of said cinematic triumph, an F5 tornado flattens houses and levitates cows and agricultural equipment, yet cannot manage to dampen, much less suck off, Helen Hunt's wife beater shirt. 
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Posted: 5/8/2023 2:12:54 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd rather watch that than skyline. This! Skyline was horrible. The trailer looked bad before it came out. I decided to watch it and I was right. It was worse than the trailer made it out to be. |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 2:15:07 PM EDT
[#47]
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I saw it for free and still wanted to get money back.
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Posted: 5/8/2023 2:16:57 PM EDT
[#48]
I never watched it…but I was in it.
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Posted: 5/8/2023 2:18:57 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I enjoyed Howard the Duck, but I used to read the comics. I ended up watching this with the grandkids; I hated it, they loved it. It was worth it to watch their reactions. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/35784/hevisaurus_poster_jpg-2808664.JPG You will like this then ...  Luis Cardenas - Runaway (Official Music Video) |
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Posted: 5/8/2023 2:20:30 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’ll give any bad movie a pass if it starts like this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/146/z12ejJN-2127418.jpg Lloyd is a friend and we have been in a movie together. |
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