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Google Elon dance moves and you’ll see that his coordination is no bueno.
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Quoted: Tell me you’ve never trained combat sports without telling me you’ve never trained combat sports View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck. It won't take much bjj training to even those odds. Tell me you’ve never trained combat sports without telling me you’ve never trained combat sports Tell me you struggle with the English language without telling me you struggle... |
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View Quote Wtf is going on lol. |
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Wtf is going on lol. I don't know who Andrew Tate is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask. |
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View Quote Looking up who that is, that's a bit of a rabbit hole in the cultural and legal context. lol In this context, he's a former world champion kickboxer in both cruiserweight and light-heavy weight classes. |
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Zuckerberg comes out swinging, showing off his moves.
Musk pulls a Webley revolver, and caps Zuck in the head. |
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If what I have heard about Zucks training is true you would think Elon would know better than to challenge him to a cage fight.
I thought he was waaaaaaay smarter than that. |
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Quoted: Looking up who that is, that's a bit of a rabbit hole in the cultural and legal context. lol In this context, he's a world champion kickboxer in both cruiserweight and light-heavy weight classes. View Quote Andrew Tate? There's no rabbit hole. He's a rich dude who got rich by playing a rich dude persona and making a cam girl business. He's the anti feminist that has to exist because the feminism extremism. He is the anti woke figure. Because of that, he was targeted by #metoo in Romania and held without evidence for months. The girl claiming he #metoo'd her is seen on video running outside to grab a pizza delivery, with gate wide open, and then running the pizza back inside. I'd trust him on the high level training though. He's a badass kickboxer. I just hope it's enough to overcome Elon's non-training years. |
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"BJJ trained" fighter got his ass kicked since he has a glass jaw and couldn't take a punch.
In BJJ, its skill that gets it going. Stamina is what tends to win the match (assuming you don't suck). Zuck is over rated to start with... nobody wants to piss of a billionaire Elon don't give a fuck ... thats what you need going into the cage - all or nothing |
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Zuck the Cuck has the more punchable face and African Americans generally do better in the ring, so my money is on the Tesla Wrestla.
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Quoted: it was revealed after the tournament. duh View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If it was incognito, how do you know about it? it was revealed after the tournament. duh He must not be very good at hiding his identity. Deception is at the root of all warfare. |
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Elon should not do this.
If he suffered any brain trauma it would be a great loss to all of humanity. You don't have one of your most intelligent people get into a brawl on purpose, that's idiotic. We need Elon to get us to Mars. |
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Quoted: Elon should not do this. If he suffered any brain trauma it would be a great loss to all of humanity. You don't have one of your most intelligent people get into a brawl on purpose, that's idiotic. We need Elon to get us to Mars. View Quote The irony of this whole thing is rich. Two of the richest, and therefore arguably smartest men on earth, going to settle shit in a physical match. "Me and you at the flagpole after school !". I think it's hilarious and will tune in and root for Musk, but it would truly be blood sport if they decided to make their business interests enter financial combat. |
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Quoted: Tell me you've never trained combat sports without telling me you've never trained combat sports View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck. It won't take much bjj training to even those odds. Tell me you've never trained combat sports without telling me you've never trained combat sports You understand how important weight classes are, even in white belt tournaments, right? I've seen too many new guys, bigger guys specifically, walk into the gym and put a hurt on smaller guys who have trained for much longer. |
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Arfcom GD needs a cage for fighting.
Two members disagree, they schedule a match in the cage. Two members enter, one member leaves. |
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Quoted: Not much training, only started bjj and mt 4 years ago. You understand how important weight classes are, even in white belt tournaments, right? I've seen too many new guys, bigger guys specifically, walk into the gym and put a hurt on smaller guys who have trained for much longer. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck. It won't take much bjj training to even those odds. Tell me you've never trained combat sports without telling me you've never trained combat sports You understand how important weight classes are, even in white belt tournaments, right? I've seen too many new guys, bigger guys specifically, walk into the gym and put a hurt on smaller guys who have trained for much longer. |
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Are there gonna be mech suits? Because I feel like this is a great opportunity for mech suits.
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Quoted: How I would expect the fight to go. Musk comes out strong, then Zuckerberg opens his mouth about 2 feet wide and bites Musks head clean off. Then let’s out a truly demonic noise as he scurries up towards the ceiling of whatever building they are in. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: A cage fight with an alien robot is not on my bucket list. Elon better watch himself. How I would expect the fight to go. Musk comes out strong, then Zuckerberg opens his mouth about 2 feet wide and bites Musks head clean off. Then let’s out a truly demonic noise as he scurries up towards the ceiling of whatever building they are in. The way things are going… sure, possible. Probable even. |
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Quoted: So this is the future huh? Multibillionaires settling their differences by punching each other? View Quote If only wars could be settled this way. "Hey, you pathetic old power hungry fucks, instead of forcing a bunch of younger men to die for your whims, put up or shut up. YOU fucksticks get in a ring and duke it out". |
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Quoted: If what I have heard about Zucks training is true you would think Elon would know better than to challenge him to a cage fight. I thought he was waaaaaaay smarter than that. View Quote Musk isn’t stupid and won’t rush into this. They’ll push it out 12 months or so to promote and hype it. Then Musk has the money to bring in the best fighters, coaches, nutritionists etc to ramp him up pretty damn quick. Zuck will do the same but at least Musk won’t go in blind. |
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Quoted: If what I have heard about Zucks training is true you would think Elon would know better than to challenge him to a cage fight. I thought he was waaaaaaay smarter than that. View Quote People who put their egos first, don't really think about things like the fact that they're fat, and completely out of shape. He may be an egotist, but Musk isn't stupid, so it's basically all BS, and he'll make some excuse to back out. |
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Tism match 2024.
Would be hilariois to see but it seems Zuck is trying to no longer be the cuck and is doing something about it. |
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Zuckerborg has been spear hunting poors on his island for years.
Would not agree to that fight if I were Elon. |
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Quoted: Looking up who that is, that's a bit of a rabbit hole in the cultural and legal context. lol In this context, he's a former world champion kickboxer in both cruiserweight and light-heavy weight classes. View Quote And he is hated for taking on a philosophy similar to that of Jordan Peterson when it comes to restoring men's esteem and bring honor to what is to believe in traditional male values in this clownworld. |
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Quoted: The irony of this whole thing is rich. Two of the richest, and therefore arguably smartest men on earth, going to settle shit in a physical match. "Me and you at the flagpole after school !". I think it's hilarious and will tune in and root for Musk, but it would truly be blood sport if they decided to make their business interests enter financial combat. View Quote Elon will be the most powerful human being to ever have lived very soon. He is going to have a monopoly on satellite communication very soon, because he's basically through SpaceX, Starlink, and Starshield going to have essentially an irresistible "turn-key" solution for all businesses and nation states to carry out reliable communication with minimum costs. He has no competitors even within the same realm of him in this regard. SpaceX can provide the delivery of satelites and their continuous administration/management for irresistible costs. Soon, Elon will control the high ground and he's well on his way there with half of the orbiting satellites already in his control and over 1/3rd of all launches into orbit coming from SpaceX and that's just right now. It's amazing to think that Elon has taken such a lion share of space since just 2019 and he's not even close to peak yet. Zuckerberg isn't even in the same league as Elon. Elon shouldn't waste a single second on him. |
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Just because you are smart or a genius in one area doesn't mean it carries over to another area.
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Quoted: If what I have heard about Zucks training is true you would think Elon would know better than to challenge him to a cage fight. I thought he was waaaaaaay smarter than that. View Quote Elon is just playing along for the lulz, same with Zuck. They would never actually fight each other. |
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Quoted: I don't know who Andrew Tate is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted:
Wtf is going on lol. I don't know who Andrew Tate is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask. You can really go down the rabbit hole with this guy, he is a kickboxer, internet porn, motivational speaker that was recently arrested and let out of jail in Romania. While you may be better off not knowing about him, there is much entertainment to be had if you look into him. |
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Quoted: If only wars could be settled this way. "Hey, you pathetic old power hungry fucks, instead of forcing a bunch of younger men to die for your whims, put up or shut up. YOU fucksticks get in a ring and duke it out". View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: So this is the future huh? Multibillionaires settling their differences by punching each other? If only wars could be settled this way. "Hey, you pathetic old power hungry fucks, instead of forcing a bunch of younger men to die for your whims, put up or shut up. YOU fucksticks get in a ring and duke it out". Remember Musk challenged Putin to a fight for control of Ukraine last year. |
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Quoted: Dont like Zuck but he's got some ring time & BJJ training does Elon? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Musk would crush girl boy. Dont like Zuck but he's got some ring time & BJJ training does Elon? In grade school, Musk was short, introverted and bookish. He was bullied until he was 15 and went through a growth spurt and learned how to defend himself with karate and wrestling. This was in South Africa, could be a bit harsher than the US. Moved to Canada at 17, website doesn't mention any continuing training. Whomever has been punched in the face for real will definitely have a advantage. |
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Quoted: Remember Musk challenged Putin to a fight for control of Ukraine last year. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So this is the future huh? Multibillionaires settling their differences by punching each other? If only wars could be settled this way. "Hey, you pathetic old power hungry fucks, instead of forcing a bunch of younger men to die for your whims, put up or shut up. YOU fucksticks get in a ring and duke it out". Remember Musk challenged Putin to a fight for control of Ukraine last year. Would be nice, but I think Musk just does it for the hell of it, not ever expecting anyone to take him up on it. Probably didn't expect Zuck to respond the way he did. |
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Quoted: it was revealed after the tournament. duh View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If it was incognito, how do you know about it? it was revealed after the tournament. duh I was revealed at the tournament. He entered the tournament as Mark Elliot. Elliot is apparently his middle name. When he arrived he started getting recognized. He did well. I hate the guy but he would easily handle Musk in a fight. |
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Zuck is legit extremely combat fit. He'd rip Elons head off. (He'd rip my head off as well.)
And I say that as a huge Elon fan. |
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