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Link Posted: 9/8/2022 6:44:02 AM EDT
[#1]
Lupus
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 6:45:08 AM EDT
[#2]
[bevis] Assholio [/bevis]
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:01:59 AM EDT
[#3]
Narcolepsy
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:08:21 AM EDT
[#4]
Well? Its "tomorrow." Are you going to tell us about your herpes, or not?
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:11:09 AM EDT
[#5]
Amnesia
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:16:15 AM EDT
[#6]
Micropenis
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:17:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Pregnant
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:23:48 AM EDT
[#8]
Bicycle seat in colon?
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:24:24 AM EDT
[#9]
Nothing. The doctor said your a pussy. No one cares, work harder.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:27:37 AM EDT
[#10]
Tazmanian Ginch or Lumpuckeroo. Dibs.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:29:10 AM EDT
[#11]
Around 1130 AM or noon, I decided the pain was too much so I had a neighbor drive me to a local Urgent Care.  It would take about three hours to see me so I decided to go home and wait for them to call when my time was close.
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It doesn't work that way.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:37:00 AM EDT
[#12]
Doc said you’re old.  Stop working like you’re 20 years old.  He prescribed sitting on porch, drinking a lemonade and bitching at kids stepping on your lawn.  Oh, and stop being so much of a pussy.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:44:28 AM EDT
[#13]
Kidney stone. If it’s not that then you’ve got Pride Pox.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:52:56 AM EDT
[#14]
Narrow urethra?
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:53:54 AM EDT
[#15]
Hypochondriasis
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:55:25 AM EDT
[#16]
ER report....removed four plastic horses from patient’s rectum.  Patient condition is stable.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:59:21 AM EDT
[#17]

Link Posted: 9/8/2022 7:59:44 AM EDT
[#18]
4 pages waiting for op to report and we later discover he dies during the night, leaving us hanging, to forever curse his name.

My bet is on kidney stones though.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:00:09 AM EDT
[#19]
Ate too much immitation crab meat.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:02:09 AM EDT
[#20]
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Fuck your safe thread
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:04:00 AM EDT
[#21]
Rate: Spam
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:05:49 AM EDT
[#22]
What a drama queen.


Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:10:06 AM EDT
[#23]
I'm still thinking of what it could be. Can you push back the reveal a couple more days OP?
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:15:04 AM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:16:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Was ruptured asspox already covered?
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:16:30 AM EDT
[#26]
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I'm still thinking of what it could be. Can you push back the reveal a couple more days OP?
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Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:30:27 AM EDT
[#27]
Ligma?
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:31:33 AM EDT
[#28]
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Herniated lumbar disc with nerve impingement....
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God I hope it’s not that. They suck
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 8:57:59 AM EDT
[#29]
Jesus.

OP died from the bear attack.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:01:37 AM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:09:31 AM EDT
[#31]
Chestburster.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:13:15 AM EDT
[#32]
Monkeypox - now go home with your “friend”.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:18:23 AM EDT
[#33]
aids
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:18:38 AM EDT
[#34]
Acute Pancreatitis
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:30:14 AM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:35:50 AM EDT
[#36]
Acute degenerative blastitis of the blowhole.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:44:49 AM EDT
[#37]
safe thread
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:47:06 AM EDT
[#38]
Compacted colon
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 9:50:40 AM EDT
[#39]
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 10:00:20 AM EDT
[#40]
We should have a dedicated monkey pox forum.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 10:06:46 AM EDT
[#41]
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youre either a pussy or its monkeypox.
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It is not monkey pox so being a pussy is highly possible.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 10:08:59 AM EDT
[#42]
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Narrow urethra?
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Like Hank Hill.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 10:22:13 AM EDT
[#43]
A xenomorph would have been more entertaining.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 10:33:26 AM EDT
[#44]
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Like Hank Hill.
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Narrow urethra?



Like Hank Hill.

Did you get propane in your urethra?

King of the Hill References in The Simpsons Pt 2


Link Posted: 9/8/2022 10:35:31 AM EDT
[#45]
OP caught the gay
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 10:38:27 AM EDT
[#46]
Update in OP.
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 12:37:42 PM EDT
[#47]
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I did provide a urine sample.  I don't know what that would reveal.



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It would show blood in the urine. That would mean a kidney infection or a kidney stone. Stones suck. Been there done that. A doctor told me once that beer was better than water, it goes through the kidney faster. Makes sense to me

But yer still a pussy!
Link Posted: 9/8/2022 2:01:24 PM EDT
[#48]
Can we still get some guesses in?

Link Posted: 9/8/2022 2:35:56 PM EDT
[#49]
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Can we still get some guesses in?

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Sure.  I gave a reasonable time for people to participate although many here suffer from Amazon Prime syndrome...they want everything NOW!

Link Posted: 9/8/2022 2:43:24 PM EDT
[#50]
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But yer still a pussy!
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I can't argue with that.  Going to the emergency room was not an expected course of action when the symptoms first started.  At a point several hours later I knew that I needed medical care and rubbing dirt on my back would not fix the problem.
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