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Well? Its "tomorrow." Are you going to tell us about your herpes, or not?
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Nothing. The doctor said your a pussy. No one cares, work harder.
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Around 1130 AM or noon, I decided the pain was too much so I had a neighbor drive me to a local Urgent Care. It would take about three hours to see me so I decided to go home and wait for them to call when my time was close. View Quote It doesn't work that way. |
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Doc said you’re old. Stop working like you’re 20 years old. He prescribed sitting on porch, drinking a lemonade and bitching at kids stepping on your lawn. Oh, and stop being so much of a pussy.
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ER report....removed four plastic horses from patient’s rectum. Patient condition is stable.
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4 pages waiting for op to report and we later discover he dies during the night, leaving us hanging, to forever curse his name.
My bet is on kidney stones though. |
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I'm still thinking of what it could be. Can you push back the reveal a couple more days OP?
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Quoted: I'm still thinking of what it could be. Can you push back the reveal a couple more days OP? View Quote Attached File |
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Did you get propane in your urethra? King of the Hill References in The Simpsons Pt 2 |
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Quoted: I did provide a urine sample. I don't know what that would reveal. View Quote It would show blood in the urine. That would mean a kidney infection or a kidney stone. Stones suck. Been there done that. A doctor told me once that beer was better than water, it goes through the kidney faster. Makes sense to me But yer still a pussy! |
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