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Posted: 12/23/2012 5:57:31 PM EST

[#1]

Not yet, but I've been waiting a long time to piss on the grave of Jane Fonda.

Posted: 12/23/2012 5:57:44 PM EST

[#2]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

LOL

Posted: 12/23/2012 5:58:02 PM EST

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

Intriguing story to say the least, now I wonder who is #2

. Double dog dare you

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:07:57 PM EST

[#4]

Quoted:
No, but when I die I might as well get a urinal for a headstone to streamline the process.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:39:06 PM EST

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

Intriguing story to say the least, now I wonder who is #2

. Double dog dare you

My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:47:52 PM EST

[#6]

I pissed on the front doorstep of the Dayton, OH police department downtown when I was in college. It was in the wee hours of the morning. Zipped up and walked away.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:48:59 PM EST

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

Intriguing story to say the least, now I wonder who is #2

. Double dog dare you

My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Damn!! I think you may need some therapy.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:51:46 PM EST

[#8]

I will piss on Ozzy's grave, one of these days.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:55:51 PM EST

[#9]

I have never intentionally pissed on any grave, yet. Is Jane Fonda dead yet?

Posted: 12/24/2012 1:34:02 AM EST

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Intriguing story to say the least, now I wonder who is #2

. Double dog dare you

My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Damn!! I think you may need some therapy.

And I think you shouldn't offer advice on topics about which you have no knowledge.

Posted: 12/24/2012 1:45:40 AM EST

[#11]

Quoted:
Next time I'm in the NoVA area, I will bring a catheter and a good length of tube, routing it out my pant leg. A valve secreted in my pants pocket will make it a command device.

Before the deed, I will feast on asparagus with strong coffee. I hope they all can smell it when I am done.

Shoving a foot of hose in your penis just to piss on someone's grave is quite some dedication. I don't know whether to fear you or respect you after that.

Posted: 12/24/2012 5:29:16 PM EST

[#12]

Quoted:
I will piss on Ozzy's grave, one of these days.

careful, he might rise up and mistake your thingy for a bat and bite the head off

Posted: 12/24/2012 5:42:03 PM EST

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nope. Jane hasn't kicked the bucket yet.

What did I ever do to you?

I would never dream of doing that to you. Your way too nice and cute to even think about that.

Now, Ms. I'm not a fonda, on the other hand I look forward to that day.

Posted: 12/24/2012 5:46:00 PM EST

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

Intriguing story to say the least, now I wonder who is #2

. Double dog dare you

My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Aren't you a bundle of sunshine?

. I could be tempted to do dirty deeds. They won't be done dirt cheap.

Posted: 12/24/2012 5:47:01 PM EST

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Next time I'm in the NoVA area, I will bring a catheter and a good length of tube, routing it out my pant leg. A valve secreted in my pants pocket will make it a command device.

Before the deed, I will feast on asparagus with strong coffee. I hope they all can smell it when I am done.

Shoving a foot of hose in your penis just to piss on someone's grave is quite some dedication. I don't know whether to fear you or respect you after that.

It is more like a foot and a half. But I won't brag

Posted: 12/24/2012 5:48:34 PM EST

[#16]

I'll not only piss on the grave of an ex friend of mine but I'll also take a big shit on it and bring a big dog that can do the same. I will also empty a weeks worth of garbage on his grave. After that I will deface the headstone. I will do all of this more than once.

Trouble is that he is 15 years younger than me so it probably won't happen. Too bad.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:04:33 PM EST

[#17]

Yes

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:09:23 PM EST

[#18]

I pissed on FDR's mansion.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:10:02 PM EST

[#19]

Quoted:
I'm extremely displeased that they interred Ted Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetary.

Me too. Very much so.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:14:42 PM EST

[#20]

My wives sister spit on her birth-givers husband in his casket.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:14:51 PM EST

[#21]

Quoted:
I am waiting to bust that cherry for when Jane Fonda or some other serious traitor to our nation passes.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:14:53 PM EST

[#22]

yes and no.

there was depressions and i had to go being half drunk on a living history thing i used one, i also had one under my tent i ended up sleeping in.

found out it was a grave site from the 1700's and they didnt use headstones so the indians/spanish couldnt tell how many they killed.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:15:54 PM EST

[#23]

No, not yet. Mother in law is still alive.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:19:20 PM EST

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

Intriguing story to say the least, now I wonder who is #2

. Double dog dare you

My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Damn!! I think you may need some therapy.

This

WTF!

Get some help.

Never understood why somebody would need or want to this sort of thing.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:26:36 PM EST

[#25]

No, but I did have a bad dream where I dug up a child molester and broke all his bones.It was a really bad dream and when I woke up I had dirt under my nails.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:29:12 PM EST

[#26]

Nope, she's not dead yet.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:35:29 PM EST

[#27]

I have lived a blessed life - I can't think of a single person (that I know personally) that I would consider doing that to. HOWEVER - that is subject to change.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:36:54 PM EST

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Damn!! I think you may need some therapy.

This

WTF!

Get some help.

Never understood why somebody would need or want to this sort of thing.

You needn't trouble yourself over it; it's neither your concern or problem.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:40:48 PM EST

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Aren't you a bundle of sunshine?

. I could be tempted to do dirty deeds. They won't be done dirt cheap.

It's kind of you to offer, but it's kind of a personal thing.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:44:32 PM EST

[#30]

No, but I have a signed contact written in the 4th grade with my best friend "whoever dies first the other gets to piss on their grave"

that contract still stands many many years later, messed up? maybe. But I will be laughing with a smile on my face if I am the one who does it, it beats crying. It's kind of the point.

Posted: 12/24/2012 6:59:25 PM EST

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Aren't you a bundle of sunshine?

. I could be tempted to do dirty deeds. They won't be done dirt cheap.

It's kind of you to offer, but it's kind of a personal thing.

But seeing it done in a public forum would have greater impact

. I'm not a salesman for such fora...

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:05:29 PM EST

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Damn!! I think you may need some therapy.

This

WTF!

Get some help.

Never understood why somebody would need or want to this sort of thing.

You needn't trouble yourself over it; it's neither your concern or problem.

I remember stuff you posted about your sister.

"She needed killin'" would be a valid defense of your action.

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:15:53 PM EST

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Aren't you a bundle of sunshine?

. I could be tempted to do dirty deeds. They won't be done dirt cheap.

It's kind of you to offer, but it's kind of a personal thing.

But seeing it done in a public forum would have greater impact

. I'm not a salesman for such fora...

Oh, sorry, I thought you were offering to whack her.

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:20:43 PM EST

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Damn!! I think you may need some therapy.

This

WTF!

Get some help.

Never understood why somebody would need or want to this sort of thing.

You needn't trouble yourself over it; it's neither your concern or problem.

I remember stuff you posted about your sister.

"She needed killin'" would be a valid defense of your action.

Damn..... Now Im curious.

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:22:51 PM EST

[#35]

I may or may not have pissed on Major Ferguson's grave at King's Mountain NMP many moons ago.

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:29:16 PM EST

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

My sister. The only reason she's still alive is that I'm not sure I could get away with killing her.

Aren't you a bundle of sunshine?

. I could be tempted to do dirty deeds. They won't be done dirt cheap.

It's kind of you to offer, but it's kind of a personal thing.

But seeing it done in a public forum would have greater impact

. I'm not a salesman for such fora...

Oh, sorry, I thought you were offering to whack her.

I have standards

. Humiliation has better effect. Less 10 Commandment violation too.

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:31:32 PM EST

[#37]

If I ever find out where she's buried. I'll probably take a nice dump on it too.

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:34:30 PM EST

[#38]

Not yet, my ex-wife is still living.

Posted: 12/24/2012 7:35:02 PM EST

[#39]

When I was 8-years-old, I was playing a 25 cent coin-op video game in an arcade. It was Space Invaders this was NYC in the late 70s.

While I was playing an 18-year-old urban yoot asked me for a quarter, I told him, my last quarter was in the game.
He said, "Give up the game"
I told him, "No"
He pulled a screwdriver out of his pocket that had been ground to a point and stuck it in my left ear, threatening to "kill my white ass" if I didn't give it up.

I was maybe 4 foot tall and 50 pounds, he was 6'2" but looked a lot taller.

I walked away and the next day started learning Judo. I was determined that no one would ever do that to me again.

My childhood vanished that day.

Fast forward 8 years later....homie got killed robbing a liquor store in Queens. I found out where he was buried and rode a bus and 2 trains to get there. I found his grave and pissed all over it. The headstone, the plot, everything. There were flowers left on it and I picked them up and put them on another one. If I ever go back to NYC (I left a year later to join the corps and never went back...I think people like me are banned there, too!) I'll take a shit on that cocksucker's grave.