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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:03:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:04:32 PM EDT
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Looks svelte compared to the average person you see shopping at Walmart.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:04:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:04:42 PM EDT
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Now his grandson sits in bacon.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:05:06 PM EDT
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Mild indeed by today's parameters.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:05:11 PM EDT
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Is it just me? Or does he kinda look like Gabe Newell?
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:05:29 PM EDT
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Wow. Thats not fat by today’s standards.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:05:34 PM EDT
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Looks like a normal Wal-Mart shopper.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:06:12 PM EDT
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Looks svelte compared to the average person you see shopping at Walmart.  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:06:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:06:23 PM EDT
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Pfft. Amateur.
I saw a lady yesterday literally shoehorned behind the wheel of an old 1990s police cruiser. She was physically spilling over the steering wheel. I am was surprised more of her wasn't flowing out of the driver's window. It was impressive, to say the least!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:06:32 PM EDT
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2019. 
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:07:25 PM EDT
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Dom Deluise in "Fatso" in 1980 https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/14294/MV5BMTM1M2QxYTMtYTUxZC00MWVkLThiZDQtYzU4NzU5MWEyZWQ0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc___V1__jpg-982297.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks svelte compared to the average person you see shopping at Walmart. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/14294/MV5BMTM1M2QxYTMtYTUxZC00MWVkLThiZDQtYzU4NzU5MWEyZWQ0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc___V1__jpg-982297.JPG America's obesity epidemic truly is astonishing. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:08:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:08:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryCan you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day?
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:08:36 PM EDT
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Remember thinking the Skipper was fat on Gilligan's Island?
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:09:53 PM EDT
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Remember thinking the Skipper was fat on Gilligan's Island? The goal posts have moved immensely since those days. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:10:16 PM EDT
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Look at a picture of Jackie Gleason circa the Honeymooners - he was considered comically fat. Curly from The Three Stooges? Same thing. Chunk from the Goonies? Wouldn't even turn your head today.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:11:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wash my back with a rag on a stick. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:11:40 PM EDT
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Look at a picture of Jackie Gleason circa the Honeymooners - he was considered comically fat. Curly from The Three Stooges? Same thing. Chunk from the Goonies? Wouldn't even turn your head today. Fat poor people. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:12:06 PM EDT
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Him and the tattooed lady would just be typical spectators at a freak show today.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:14:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks to welfare (EBT & etc), America has successfully created something that was heretofore unheard of, and has never before existed in the entire history of the world: Fat poor people. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:22:41 PM EDT
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Actually I heard that was the circus strong man not the fat man. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:23:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Can you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Can you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day?
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:28:39 PM EDT
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Looks svelte compared to the average person you see shopping at Walmart. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:28:43 PM EDT
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When I first saw the Big Lebowski, Liam (the older guy who bowls with Jesus at the lanes, who never speaks) looked fat to me, especially when he was shaking his stomach during one of the scenes. It was kinda comical at the time. I saw the movie again not too long ago and was astonished to think I considered Liam fat at all. He is downright slim by any standard today.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:33:14 PM EDT
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Remember thinking the Skipper was fat on Gilligan's Island? Nobody gets that fat eating coconuts. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:33:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Can you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Can you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day?
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:33:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. 
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:35:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day? |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:37:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Funniest post I’ve read so far this year |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:40:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:41:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:41:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:50:10 PM EDT
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RIP Sean Quote HistoryQuoted:
RIP Sean |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:51:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Actually I heard that was the circus strong man not the fat man. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Actually I heard that was the circus strong man not the fat man. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:52:38 PM EDT
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I get a kick out of watching old movies for visuals; people were thin as hell in the 30's and 40's, and that was back when they ate the stuff that is taboo nowadays.
Fat Albert was drawn as Fat Bastard, and that was in the late 60's. |
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:55:23 PM EDT
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That's "athletic" on modern dating website profiles.
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Posted: 6/16/2019 11:56:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:03:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Him and the tattooed lady would just be typical spectators at a freak show today.  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:05:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks to welfare (EBT & etc), America has successfully created something that was heretofore unheard of, and has never before existed in the entire history of the world: Fat poor people. The Minnesota Vikings Foundation's custom-built purple truck is part of an effort to address childhood obesity and hunger ... You can have both? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:07:55 AM EDT
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they were more hungiry back then.. now he is average man that is somewhat fat
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:09:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Minnesota Vikings charity launches food truck The Minnesota Vikings Foundation's custom-built purple truck is part of an effort to address childhood obesity and hunger ... You can have both? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:13:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryCan we get Teddy ready to Boogaloo in the Photoshop. I think your onto something 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:14:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 12:19:36 AM EDT
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I just woke up my wife 3 week old son laughing my ass off. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Funniest post I’ve read so far this year |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:13:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Can you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Can you imagine what they must smell like on a hot summer's day?
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:21:23 AM EDT
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Now his grandson sits in bacon. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:29:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 1:59:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 2:08:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's corn subsidies making the cheapest food the most calorically dense (but least nutritious), and benefits favoring people that buy the cheapest shit |
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