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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:30:04 PM EDT
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"Here i sit, in this rest-stop pooper, giving birth to another new jersey state trooper"
I burst out laughing mid-piss. Yeah, it was exit 7 or so on the garden state parkway. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:32:39 PM EDT
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You can lead a Horticulture......but you can't make her think.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:37:11 PM EDT
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"For a great time, call xxx-xxxx!" "Wait a minute, that's my mothers number!" Rest stop on I-5... |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:39:26 PM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words
Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:40:17 PM EDT
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flush twice to reach the mess hall
here I sit broken hearted.... something something...Seabass |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:41:00 PM EDT
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Michael Jackson is a child molester. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:43:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Free Obama Dolls
(arrow pointing to toilet) |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:46:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:56:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Howling. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:02:21 PM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. The Green Mile |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:09:17 PM EDT
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"Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling."
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:13:03 PM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. The Green Mile Titanic |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:13:33 PM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. The Green Mile Planet of the Gape |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:17:48 PM EDT
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I'll admit to writing this on the stall wall in the after head on my first ship:
"If you're reading this, you're shitting at a 45 degree angle." All the way at the bottom, upside down. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:18:23 PM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. The Green Mile Planet of the Gape two fast two furious |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:20:21 PM EDT
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Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink, but I come here to scratch my balls, and read the bullshit on the walls. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:20:28 PM EDT
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Above urinal:
Don't look here, the jokes in your hand At dive bar: KILL POLICE got turned into  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:22:53 PM EDT
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Last one I remember was in the bathroom at a local bar, written on the condom machine. Picture an arrow pointing at the door where the rubbers come out.
"For refund, insert baby here." |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:23:10 PM EDT
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In a porta-john written above the TP holder:
Mexican baby pictures Wipe to devolope |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:28:07 PM EDT
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I was doing some work at a DHHS site in Maine.
Somebody wrote "DHHS sucks" on the wall. Just below it somebody else wrote "Then get a job". |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:28:33 PM EDT
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"Vulgarity is the crutch for the inarticulate". That in itself isn't funny, but when I added, "motherfucker" to the end, it became funny...at least to me. That's the short version of what I know it to be: "The indiscriminate use of vulgar language is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." I throw that out to new guys on the crew when they let go with a string of swear words. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:34:52 PM EDT
[#22]
Free Andrea Doria
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:42:15 PM EDT
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On a porta-john at Bagram in 2007 A sign read something like: Be sure load is clearBefore you pull collective No one wants to see Frustrated cargo on The landing pad Sounds like a 2T2 wrote that |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:51:01 PM EDT
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In a hole in the wall bar:
"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down" Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:52:52 PM EDT
[#25]
"Free Obama Dolls"
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:54:41 PM EDT
[#26]
On the back wall of a Porta john
FEAR FACTOR EXTREME PRIZE AT BOTTOM OF BLUE GRAVY With an arrow pointed to the bowl |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:55:37 PM EDT
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I'm surprised no tank holders have posted this one yet:
"Wagner loves the cock" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 4:56:08 PM EDT
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Didnt personally see this. Just an internet pic. But thought it was cool.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 5:00:57 PM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. Blow |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 5:24:25 PM EDT
[#30]
After I'm done
wiping my ass, I like to pass a little gas. It cleans my hole, it dries the bowl, and shows I got a little class! |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 5:27:38 PM EDT
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Please don't eat the mints in the urinal....... and......Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 6:01:41 PM EDT
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Free Nixon campaign hats. Take One. gawd I feel old Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ass Gaskets, referring to the sanitary paper things you sit on. Free Nixon campaign hats. Take One. gawd I feel old The one I remember and never forgot: I'm proud to be an American and I'm happy I'm still free. I wish I was a dog and Nixon were a tree. I updated it. See sig line below. 
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Posted: 8/6/2014 6:08:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/6/2014 6:14:43 PM EDT
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If anybody was in Iraq after 2008 and you saw " John Stamos is watching you poop" written on the door in front of you.................that was me. I saw that.... Balad? Kirkuk? |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 6:23:19 PM EDT
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I think the funniest thing I ever saw was the first time I went in at the lab I work at, someone had scribbled equations on the stall. Just...you expect all sorts of dirty stuff, obcene drawings, phone numbers. But nobody expects calculus.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 9:39:04 PM EDT
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"Don't look up here; the joke is in your hands!" Also saw this truth written in a stall..... "the pussy is a slippery and slimy slit and the asshole is one inch from it so whoa to the man that slips and misses as he is sure to wind up in a pile of shit" From: "Team America, World Police" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 9:56:12 PM EDT
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He who writes on shit house walls
rolls his shit into little brown balls He who reads these words of wit eat these little brown balls of shit |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 10:01:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Close. Rhoad's Hall, VCU.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Looks like a stall at Ali Al Saleem. Close. Rhoad's Hall, VCU. "You're holding George Bush by the neck" was scrawled on the wall in Aladdin's just up Laurel from Rhoads as of '07
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Posted: 8/6/2014 10:06:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm surprised no tank holders have posted this one yet: "Wagner loves the cock" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 10:06:13 PM EDT
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That's the short version of what I know it to be: "The indiscriminate use of vulgar language is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." I throw that out to new guys on the crew when they let go with a string of swear words. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"Vulgarity is the crutch for the inarticulate". That in itself isn't funny, but when I added, "motherfucker" to the end, it became funny...at least to me. That's the short version of what I know it to be: "The indiscriminate use of vulgar language is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." I throw that out to new guys on the crew when they let go with a string of swear words. Profundity is the flatulence of the intellectually bloated. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 10:28:13 PM EDT
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I always chuckle..... One of my favorites from right after 9/11 on a constructions site. Wanted...Afghan babies for mudflaps for my truck..call...xxx-xxxx Don't know why I still remember that and it cracks me up. 
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Posted: 8/6/2014 10:40:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In a porta-shitter on a job sight above an arrow pointing down to the toilet- "shhhhh, framers hatching." Seen with full artwork including girl, cock and dice: I'm going to fuck your (family member) in the ass until she rolls Snake Eyes.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:26:14 PM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. Blow The Thing |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 2:02:20 AM EDT
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the best one is on the wall of are Laredo, TX terminal it has these words Use a Movie title to describe your shit. And the list stretches down almost 2 feet with movie titles. Its funny as hell. The Dirty Dozen |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 2:16:40 AM EDT
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A select few will get it...
Portapottie in Kandahar
ETA: I was sitting on a toilet in some bathroom, can't remember where. The stall walls were lined with those little ceramic tiles. Well, I noticed a line drawn in the grout... so, this being the pre-cell phone era, I started following it. And followed it. It wound around, in a long, meandering route, up, down, around, all over the place. Finally I got to the end. The line stopped, and the word "stupid" was my reward 
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Posted: 8/7/2014 2:33:26 AM EDT
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Here I sit, broken hearted
Paid a quarter and.... Hey, anybody got a quarter? |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 2:46:21 AM EDT
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"Shortcut to mexico" with an arrow pointed down toward the hole in a porta-john.
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Posted: 8/7/2014 2:58:58 AM EDT
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I read something along the lines of " I just rubbed my herpes infected ---- all over the toilet seat, soap despenser, and door knob. Have a nice day."
In the tinest hand writing I have ever seen on the wall beside a toilet I was setting on. Last time I ever used a public bathroom. No herpes tho. |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 3:06:41 AM EDT
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written above a port-a-john urinal.
"please don't eat, the big white mint." |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 3:10:14 AM EDT
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an ode to dingleberries that was atleast 10,000 words.
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