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Posted: 7/26/2022 6:33:34 AM EST
[#1]
That'll warm his wetsuit.
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Posted: 7/26/2022 7:02:52 AM EST
[#2]
Well that must have been a bad day.
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Posted: 7/26/2022 7:39:25 AM EST
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So far this year, zero shark attacks in Kansas. Fingers crossed |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 7:47:06 AM EST
[#4]
Luck-eee. Bet he shit his pants.
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Posted: 7/26/2022 7:56:02 AM EST
[#5]
Is this what they mean by Brown water fishing?
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:01:15 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This guy gets it  You think that. But then you realize Kansas gets tornadoes. And there where all those documentaries a few years ago about sharks that got sucked up into tornadoes... |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:02:53 AM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The fucker packaged himself like a cupcake at fat camp,he was asking for it I hear sharks call those "to-go boxes" |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:03:29 AM EST
[#8]
Look at all them bait fish. Nope nope nope
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:04:29 AM EST
[#9]
That wasn't a diving cage. Diving cages are steel.
That was a Tupperware container full of shark bait. |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:06:11 AM EST
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Quoted: He was forced to frantically swim for his life back to the boat, before the shark could catch him in the water I’m going to go with a suggested edit here... “...before the shark decided to catch him in the water.” |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:06:52 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The fucker packaged himself like a cupcake at fat camp,he was asking for it This.... he was trying to get attacked.... |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:11:44 AM EST
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:13:06 AM EST
[#13]
If you don't like being on the menu stay out of the food chain
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:14:02 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their privates This is a common misconception. The best way to defeat a shark attack is to stick your finger in its butt, much like dealing with an aggressive pit bull. |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:16:02 AM EST
[#15]
It must have mistaken him for one of those bipedal seals that stand around in glass boxes all the time.
Ive been assured a shark would never knowingly attack a person. Gentle giants they are. |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:26:26 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That "cage" doesn't look very protective to me. But I'm no marine biologist. Also doesn't look opaque. |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:29:27 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So far this year, zero shark attacks in Kansas. Fingers crossed… We can't say the same... 
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Posted: 7/26/2022 8:30:18 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shark just wanted to say hello, shark meant no harm. 
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Posted: 7/26/2022 9:07:29 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: mighty fine journalism here Quote HistoryQuoted: He was floating somewhere in the Pacific Ocean inside a small opaque protective diving cage mighty fine journalism here Opaque is a cool word, the writer has always wanted to use it in a sentence. |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 9:26:03 AM EST
[#20]
Hello, names Bruce.
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Posted: 7/26/2022 9:34:02 AM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't that dude get "ptsd" from the attack? Poor fucker stroked out when he tried to go back to Guadalupe Island. Came here to post that, you beat me to it. |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 9:50:36 AM EST
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I saw the commercial for this episode and it just made me shake my head. Why would anyone put themselves in a situation like that?
Lets grab the wash tub and go play with an apex predator. |
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Posted: 7/26/2022 10:24:54 AM EST
[#23]
Getting eaten by a shark is like falling asleep, in a blender.
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Posted: 7/26/2022 2:07:37 PM EST
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Posted: 7/26/2022 2:13:41 PM EST
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Luckily he was wearing his seal colored dive suit.
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Posted: 7/26/2022 3:33:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Protective? Let's consult good ol' Thesaurus Rex for some more appropriate adverbs and adjectives, here. Yeah, protective. Like a soft pistol-rated vest when a .50BMG hits you. |
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