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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:59:45 AM EST
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. Most excellent! Edit: I know it don't count, but page 6 is mine! |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:36:03 AM EST
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Most excellent! Edit: I know it don't count, but page 6 is mine! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. Most excellent! Edit: I know it don't count, but page 6 is mine! Thanks my foine page owner. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:40:58 AM EST
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New fish, new fish,new fish.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:42:21 AM EST
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Thanks my foine page owner. 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:48:27 AM EST
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Thanks my foine page owner. 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 3:53:39 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 4:07:09 AM EST
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I can't imagine what it would be like if we took a sample of the GD population and put them in a room with no windows and no way to get out. I can't imagine the shot that would be going on after only a few hours.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 4:20:31 AM EST
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I can't imagine what it would be like if we took a sample of the GD population and put them in a room with no windows and no way to get out. I can't imagine the shot that would be going on after only a few hours. If I were in that room, I can tell you what I wouldnt be doing. I wouldn't be rubbing my butt on the carpet. Now if you would Escuse me. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 4:34:01 AM EST
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten.   I fucking love this place...... Too many Lulz in this thread...
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Posted: 6/6/2014 5:01:43 AM EST
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten.  A fitting end to our few hour friend.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 5:26:04 AM EST
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Good grief! Have I stumbled into a loony bin? 
I'm not a troll nor a bot, I'm real and I'm a dude not a dudette. I'll go to a correct spot but I'd rather leave and look for an AR15 forum that's easier to read. Too much crap on here and the text is awfully small WTH? I'll go see if I can close my account. Nice meeting y'all. 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 5:30:19 AM EST
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You're screwed, ar15.com has caused me to spend a bunch of money. Come to think of it HGTV has caused my wife to spend a bunch too.
Enjoy Old Marine 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 5:41:14 AM EST
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. One day, and I hope that day is many years off, I would be honored to receive such a eulogy... an eulogy? Is it "a" or "an" in that situation? For that matter, is it "an unicorn" or "a unicorn"? Where's the grammar Nazis when you actually need them? |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:06:21 AM EST
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Personally, I'm very, very disappointed in all of you. You should all feel ashamed of yourselves. I want all of you to go to your rooms and think about what just happened. 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:12:04 AM EST
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wow.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:13:04 AM EST
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One day, and I hope that day is many years off, I would be honored to receive such a eulogy... an eulogy? Is it "a" or "an" in that situation? For that matter, is it "an unicorn" or "a unicorn"? Where's the grammar Nazis when you actually need them? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. One day, and I hope that day is many years off, I would be honored to receive such a eulogy... an eulogy? Is it "a" or "an" in that situation? For that matter, is it "an unicorn" or "a unicorn"? Where's the grammar Nazis when you actually need them? The standard rule of thumb seems to be, if the word starts with a vowel then use "an", if it starts with a consonant, use "a". But I bet there are exceptions because English is all fucked up. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:30:11 AM EST
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I once had a one headed, three legged, one eyed Catahoula Leopard hound named , Shep. The neighbor shot one of his legs , then shot out his white eye leaving only a brown eye. Just trying to make you feel welcome. 
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Hi gang, I'm Bill and my forum name is from a two headed three legged creature in Ringworld . I once had a one headed, three legged, one eyed Catahoula Leopard hound named , Shep. The neighbor shot one of his legs , then shot out his white eye leaving only a brown eye. Just trying to make you feel welcome.
I once got a BJ from a woman that took her false teeth out and set them on the dashboard before she got started. But she still only had two legs. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:31:30 AM EST
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Welcome to ARFCOM.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:41:31 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If I were in that room, I can tell you what I wouldnt be doing. I wouldn't be rubbing my butt on the carpet. Now if you would Escuse me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I can't imagine what it would be like if we took a sample of the GD population and put them in a room with no windows and no way to get out. I can't imagine the shot that would be going on after only a few hours. If I were in that room, I can tell you what I wouldnt be doing. I wouldn't be rubbing my butt on the carpet. Now if you would Escuse me. Now, let's not turn this murder into a rape.  |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:07:28 PM EST
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Personally, I'm very, very disappointed in all of you. You should all feel ashamed of yourselves. I want all of you to go to your rooms and think about what just happened.
Ok, I'm in my room reflecting on what happened. I find myself strangely aroused and am furiously masturbating. Now what? I don't have a sock. If I try to jizz on my stomach I might overshoot and get it in my eye again. That shit burns. 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:09:33 PM EST
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. You know, I was gonna TL;DR this but I'm glad I didn't. Bravo, sir. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:31:06 PM EST
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Ok, I'm in my room reflecting on what happened. I find myself strangely aroused and am furiously masturbating. Now what? I don't have a sock. If I try to jizz on my stomach I might overshoot and get it in my eye again. That shit burns.
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Personally, I'm very, very disappointed in all of you. You should all feel ashamed of yourselves. I want all of you to go to your rooms and think about what just happened.
Ok, I'm in my room reflecting on what happened. I find myself strangely aroused and am furiously masturbating. Now what? I don't have a sock. If I try to jizz on my stomach I might overshoot and get it in my eye again. That shit burns.
I have the strangest boner right now..... (no homo!)
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:36:59 PM EST
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I have the strangest boner right now..... (no homo!)
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Personally, I'm very, very disappointed in all of you. You should all feel ashamed of yourselves. I want all of you to go to your rooms and think about what just happened.
Ok, I'm in my room reflecting on what happened. I find myself strangely aroused and am furiously masturbating. Now what? I don't have a sock. If I try to jizz on my stomach I might overshoot and get it in my eye again. That shit burns.
I have the strangest boner right now..... (no homo!)
Flaterry will get you nowhere.....well maybe a team membership. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:50:54 PM EST
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Flaterry will get you nowhere.....well maybe a team membership. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Personally, I'm very, very disappointed in all of you. You should all feel ashamed of yourselves. I want all of you to go to your rooms and think about what just happened.
Ok, I'm in my room reflecting on what happened. I find myself strangely aroused and am furiously masturbating. Now what? I don't have a sock. If I try to jizz on my stomach I might overshoot and get it in my eye again. That shit burns.
I have the strangest boner right now..... (no homo!)
Flaterry will get you nowhere.....well maybe a team membership. Blandishment is not my style my friend, and I have all the memberships I'll ever need...
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:51:55 PM EST
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i just bought a bag of jack links beef jerky that was cholula hot sauce flavored. it's pretty awesome, i'm hooked.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:54:19 PM EST
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i just bought a bag of jack links beef jerky that was cholula hot sauce flavored. it's pretty awesome, i'm hooked. Send some over. The goddamn commissary doesn't carry that shit...
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:00:44 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Send some over. The goddamn commissary doesn't carry that shit... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: i just bought a bag of jack links beef jerky that was cholula hot sauce flavored. it's pretty awesome, i'm hooked. Send some over. The goddamn commissary doesn't carry that shit... |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:10:32 PM EST
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Fair enough... I'm gonna have me a couple of Bavarian beers instead then.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:15:49 PM EST
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:21:50 PM EST
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OP hates 10pt Arial
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