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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:06:27 AM EDT
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Yeah. He got more than the daily recommended allowance of sand in his cooter, took his ball and went home. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Does your employer drive black chargers and issue full auto p90's right out of the academy? Have you ever worked at a gun counter? Where does Rosie O'Donnell live in proximity to you? I think we ran him off. Oh you mean the OP lol Yeah. He got more than the daily recommended allowance of sand in his cooter, took his ball and went home. I was late to the party 
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:07:55 AM EDT
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Oh shit! Are those blueberries?  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Aww, oh noes! Don't leave now! They guys are just havin' a little fun with ya...   
And I just bought you this welcome gift.... http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/g0aj-tVpRIyHygLNjPC05g/l.jpg  Oh shit! Are those blueberries? Yes. I pick them off for you if you want...  (no homo)
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:08:17 AM EDT
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Do you think I scared O¶ away?
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:13:48 AM EDT
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Do you think I scared O¶ away? Did you go full on rape right away? |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:15:11 AM EDT
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ASSES AND TITTIES!
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:20:10 AM EDT
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Yes. I pick them off for you if you want... (no homo)
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Aww, oh noes! Don't leave now! They guys are just havin' a little fun with ya...
And I just bought you this welcome gift.... http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/g0aj-tVpRIyHygLNjPC05g/l.jpg Oh shit! Are those blueberries? Yes. I pick them off for you if you want... (no homo)
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Posted: 6/5/2014 3:17:30 AM EDT
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Yup. I was right to leave this thread and go to bed last night. Shit got weird.
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
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Posted: 6/5/2014 3:30:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2014 3:31:51 AM EDT
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Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
Found him! Jesùs is picking on my melon field....
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Posted: 6/5/2014 3:58:28 AM EDT
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Good grief! Have I stumbled into a loony bin? 
I'm not a troll nor a bot, I'm real and I'm a dude not a dudette. I'll go to a correct spot but I'd rather leave and look for an AR15 forum that's easier to read. Too much crap on here and the text is awfully small WTH? I'll go see if I can close my account. Nice meeting y'all. 
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Posted: 6/5/2014 4:34:23 AM EDT
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We was just funnin'.
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Posted: 6/5/2014 4:36:10 AM EDT
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Yup. I was right to leave this thread and go to bed last night. Shit got weird. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
It aint fun until its weird. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 4:45:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2014 11:23:48 AM EDT
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Yup. I was right to leave this thread and go to bed last night. Shit got weird. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
Why do we need my brother in law? |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 11:25:15 AM EDT
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It aint fun until its weird. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yup. I was right to leave this thread and go to bed last night. Shit got weird. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
It aint fun until its weird. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Yep
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Posted: 6/5/2014 11:38:09 AM EDT
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Holy Hell Bill. Run, don't look back.
Arf GD is full of the biggest jackasses and self centered assholes the world could produce...but...they are entertaining as hell and questionably good people. You will soon have BRD. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:02:52 PM EDT
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What the fuck just happened?
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:09:33 PM EDT
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Is there a backstory to Johnny_Reno's shtick in this thread?
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:11:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are Puppeteers really cowards? , thats never a good thing |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:18:41 PM EDT
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Do you prefer your hookers to be amputees on principle, or just for the discount? wait...there's a discount...son of a....brb..gotta run an .... errand. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:19:19 PM EDT
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Holy Hell Bill. Run, don't look back. Arf GD is full of the biggest jackasses and self centered assholes the world could produce...but...they are entertaining as hell and questionably good people. You will soon have BRD. get off my lawn |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:26:42 PM EDT
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Hmmm, must be legit. Norcal hasn't nuked him/her in five pages.
Welcome. Join the free-for-all.
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:27:48 PM EDT
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 Poor Bill |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:30:12 PM EDT
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Hmmm, must be legit. Norcal hasn't nuked him/her in five pages. Welcome. Join the free-for-all. Already gone. That has to be some kind of record, it didn't even take two full pages before he got afeared and run off. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:30:15 PM EDT
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Hmmm, must be legit. Norcal hasn't nuked him/her in five pages. Welcome. Join the free-for-all. Bill already broke camp...the excitement of GD was more than he could bear.. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:32:13 PM EDT
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Good grief! Have I stumbled into a loony bin?
I'm not a troll nor a bot, I'm real and I'm a dude not a dudette. I'll go to a correct spot but I'd rather leave and look for an AR15 forum that's easier to read. Too much crap on here and the text is awfully small WTH? I'll go see if I can close my account. Nice meeting y'all. traitor. deserter.... seems to be a trend of those lately. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 12:32:20 PM EDT
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You guys are a buncha big meany faces
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:11:09 PM EDT
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What the fuck just happened? GD
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:18:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:30:33 PM EDT
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Wow,
This thread is still going and I'm shocked, no lock yet. AND...... The OP, well, he just might have been real, really. 
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:34:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:34:52 PM EDT
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Did he even get his complementary TRG tattoo before he left?
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:35:57 PM EDT
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Quote Historyaaaaand this thread now has a soundtrack! 
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:42:42 PM EDT
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You guys are a buncha big meany faces I practice in the mirror for at least 30 minutes a day. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 1:43:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: aaaaand this thread now has a soundtrack! Quote History |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 2:05:57 PM EDT
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this thread sucks
Hail Satan
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Posted: 6/5/2014 6:03:38 PM EDT
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Fuck, I hope the OP comes back, I'm bored.
Eta: wtf is up with my avatar? |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 6:21:22 PM EDT
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Yeah, I was having fun
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Posted: 6/5/2014 6:26:27 PM EDT
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Hi Bill......my name is Tom
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Posted: 6/5/2014 7:26:02 PM EDT
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Hi Bill......my name is Tom He's gone dude. If he comes back I'm gonna lend him my pressure washer. He's gonna need it to dislodge all that sand crammed deep into his cunt. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 10:42:33 PM EDT
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He's gone dude. If he comes back I'm gonna lend him my pressure washer. He's gonna need it to dislodge all that sand crammed deep into his cunt. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hi Bill......my name is Tom He's gone dude. If he comes back I'm gonna lend him my pressure washer. He's gonna need it to dislodge all that sand crammed deep into his cunt. And he'll get the fruitplate, minus your blueberrys bro.
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Posted: 6/5/2014 10:43:49 PM EDT
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And he'll get the fruitplate, minus your blueberrys bro. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hi Bill......my name is Tom He's gone dude. If he comes back I'm gonna lend him my pressure washer. He's gonna need it to dislodge all that sand crammed deep into his cunt. And he'll get the fruitplate, minus your blueberrys bro. I'll let him have a few if he promises to stay. I was heartbroken when I saw that he was leaving. |
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Posted: 6/5/2014 10:53:37 PM EDT
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I'll let him have a few if he promises to stay. I was heartbroken when I saw that he was leaving. That's very kind of you dude. Did you shoot Bill an email, asking if he would come back? We could promise that GD will behave...
I hardly knew him, but I miss him like the little idiot brother I never had...
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Posted: 6/5/2014 11:01:12 PM EDT
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Does site staff issue a apology to newbs because they got butthurt in GD?
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Posted: 6/5/2014 11:03:03 PM EDT
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Does site staff issue a apology to newbs because they got butthurt in GD? If so, they owe thousands...
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:06:13 AM EDT
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Does site staff issue a apology to newbs because they got butthurt in GD? I hope not. It's not site staff's fault that someone gets their feelings hurt. Nor is it GD's fault. GD is just a machine. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain't gonna allow that. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:08:57 AM EDT
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And I ain't gonna allow that. Me neither! |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:10:29 AM EDT
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And I ain't gonna allow that. Me neither! Fucking A!! Who else is with us? |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:29:16 AM EDT
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus
We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:53:40 AM EDT
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This is the eulogy Of Nessus We Knew him as Nessus, though we did not know him long or even well. He refused our gifts of imitation crab meat, fruit plates, and the other ritual offerings of greeting. he would not embrace the number 87 as the talisman of his fold. He was nearly blind from crap and infested with ringworms when he came to us, his angus most unpeppered for stumbling the gauntlet of GD. We know little about him, he was no troll nor bot, but a real dude and no dudette. All he wanted in life was to share his ringworms with the world and maybe get some tips or referrals to a decent budget AR15 from us. Though he got plenty of the latter he could not read them, there was Too much crap on him and the text is awfully small. He Was New to the forum and the AR-15 rifle platform, or is it carbine? Either way he was uninitiated in the ways of Father Stoner and his God inspired rifle, or is it carbine? Innocent in the ways of the world he was saddened when he saw how shallow and corrupt its evil ways are. Driven mad by his ringworm induced madness and stumbling due to blindness He went to see if he could close his account. He strove mightily to edit his profile out of existence but failed and so logged out to be forever hounded by many a catcall, raspberry, and well, bye. This was the eulogy of Nessus, May he never be forgotten. 
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