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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:53:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They never covered midget strength in any of my high school or college science classes. Maybe because we don't have very many midgets here in Nebraska. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:55:01 AM EDT
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I would die of laughter before their tiny fists could bludgeon me to death.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:56:28 AM EDT
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I thought the subject was "on a flight," so the poll was very confusing.
Kharn |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:58:38 AM EDT
[#4]
You mean in a reverse gangbang?
At least over 9000. 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:00:58 AM EDT
[#5]
Where is the "I like cocks." option?
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:02:21 AM EDT
[#6]
How many midget chicks in bikinis am I jello wrestling? I need to know to make an accurate estimate.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:03:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They never covered midget strength in any of my high school or college science classes. Maybe because we don't have very many midgets here in Nebraska. 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:03:25 AM EDT
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"Little People, Big World" types with actual dwarfism, six or seven probably. I could just pick one up and use them as a weapon.
just technically midget (under 4'10") any where from one to four depending on their skill level. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:06:17 AM EDT
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Probably 3, once those fuckers grab my legs it is hard to peel them off.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:06:51 AM EDT
[#10]
Give me a hockey stick and I will take out an army of little fuckers.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:08:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:18:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Depends on the terrain. If the fight is on a bridge they'll all be swimming in seconds.
If the fight is on land they'll all be going "Owmyballz!" in seconds. And my boot will smell like midget taint. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:21:32 AM EDT
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It’s all fun and games until you get punched in the balls.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:25:19 AM EDT
[#14]
Midgets, clowns, antique furniture, and babies give me the skeeves. Any one of those by itself could do me in, and most people are delighted by them
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:25:54 AM EDT
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I have actually assaulted a midget and won.
Around Halloween a few years ago they had a scare house where you walked through with airsoft rifles shooting lasers at zombies and targets. They had real people acting as zombies with targets on their foreheads or chest, whatever. Well there was a 55 gallon drum to my left and as I was standing next to it a fucking midget popped out like a jack-in-the-box. Startled, I whipped the barrel of the rifle left and basically cock slapped him in the temple. He dropped back into the barrel and didn't make any noise. Felt bad, but we needed to move forward because there were more zombies to shoot. I saw him downtown a week later at an Amon Amarth concert. Asked him if he worked at the park for the zombie feature and apologized for knocking him out. He laughed it off and we had a drink together. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:27:45 AM EDT
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I'm just here for the midget porn.....them sausage fingers make my johnson look YUUUUUGE!
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:36:38 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
@fatdrunkandstupid 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:38:15 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Midgets freak me the fuck out. 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:42:58 AM EDT
[#19]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QZCMgkZXDo
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:45:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I have actually assaulted a midget and won. Around Halloween a few years ago they had a scare house where you walked through with airsoft rifles shooting lasers at zombies and targets. They had real people acting as zombies with targets on their foreheads or chest, whatever. Well there was a 55 gallon drum to my left and as I was standing next to it a fucking midget popped out like a jack-in-the-box. Startled, I whipped the barrel of the rifle left and basically cock slapped him in the temple. He dropped back into the barrel and didn't make any noise. Felt bad, but we needed to move forward because there were more zombies to shoot. I saw him downtown a week later at an Amon Amarth concert. Asked him if he worked at the park for the zombie feature and apologized for knocking him out. He laughed it off and we had a drink together. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:52:53 AM EDT
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Reach and physical separation is key in this fight, you are well outside their reach while they are well within yours. Stay moving, stay on your feet, and you are golden.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 10:57:39 AM EDT
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I'm more comfortable with kids, some midgets are older and have learned ways to deal with their height disadvantage
Kids though, they're dumb and just run at you until they either learn to leave you alone or learn how to coordinate I might start carrying a croquet mallet |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:04:18 AM EDT
[#23]
I played soccer against one once who was ripped and fast. Dude would give most people a run for their money by himself. I got called for a foul when i ended up stepping over him and he actually went between my legs
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:10:01 AM EDT
[#24]
After you stun the first one or two, you then simply wield them like clubs to take out the rest
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:13:12 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I played soccer against one once who was ripped and fast. Dude would give most people a run for their money by himself. I got called for a foul when i ended up stepping over him and he actually went between my legs |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:14:57 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:15:01 AM EDT
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Midgets are strong!
They're also dense and compact. I remember once when I was drunk and throwing one at some bowling pins, the dude weighed twice as much as he looked. I say if they are able bodied, two maybe three at the most. Keep in mind, they're pack animals and would attack from all directions. Nasty little fuckers. 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:23:50 AM EDT
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As the title says. Say you were just minding your own business, and you were attacked by a gang of midgets. How many do you think you could take on in a fight, before things would start to get dicey? Hand to hand combat only - no firearms, no edged weapons, no impact weapons, etc. I think I could handle maybe up to four of them at one time, no problem. I would be kicking them and throwing them and shit, for starters. But ya gotta figure they are going to grab your legs and try to make you fall over, and once they get you down on the ground, you pretty much lose your height advantage. So I figure that if it starts being more than four, that's when things might start going south. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:47:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/27/2018 11:58:37 AM EDT
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But ya gotta figure they are going to grab your legs and try to make you fall over, and once they get you down on the ground, you pretty much lose your height advantage. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:07:18 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I played soccer against one once who was ripped and fast. Dude would give most people a run for their money by himself. I got called for a foul when i ended up stepping over him and he actually went between my legs |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:12:35 PM EDT
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Does anyone know how much a dwarf typically costs?
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:15:59 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Probably 3, once those fuckers grab my legs it is hard to peel them off. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:16:59 PM EDT
[#34]
#1 are they armed
#2 Lord of the ring dwarf size or mini me's #3 are these midgets on meth or adrenalin or any other drug ( if so fuck no ) dwarf size = 2 mini me's = 1 cause after I kick him like a foot ball I'm gonna be on the ground laughing |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:18:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Does anyone know how much a dwarf typically costs? |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:20:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Depends how disappointed the parents are. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Does anyone know how much a dwarf typically costs? |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:22:14 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote History The Best Scene in "In Bruges" “Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf..... I’m going home.” |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:22:44 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't want a broken dwarf, how much for a regular one? |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:24:51 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Midgets freak me the fuck out. Unarmed, two, maybe three. With a machete a lot more! |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:52:16 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Yep. Unarmed, two, maybe three. With a machete a lot more! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Midgets freak me the fuck out. Unarmed, two, maybe three. With a machete a lot more! Aside from that, what do midgets eat? I just got back from the pet store and I couldn't find midget food. Understaffed store, so no help there Is it kibble? canned? Do I find it at a co-op near the horse tack and saddle stuff? I'm really interested in buying a dwarf, I just don't know what they typically need. I mean, it can't be much |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 12:57:20 PM EDT
[#41]
are they ninja midgets?
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Posted: 4/27/2018 1:04:27 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I recall a black stand up comic mentioning Nebraska in his act. He opined that the state motto should be “Home of the biggest white people on Earth”. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 1:05:09 PM EDT
[#43]
I'd probably be more confident if I could wear a cup whilst beating midget ass.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 1:11:29 PM EDT
[#44]
Would she be in shape?
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Posted: 4/27/2018 1:58:45 PM EDT
[#45]
Locked: CoC #7
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