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Link Posted: 11/9/2012 8:45:43 AM EDT
[#1]
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You look like you melt bones in your tub with sulfuric acid.  


What else would you use?  



I use Coke. It draws less attention when purchasing large amounts and stinks less. After decalcifying the bones they go right into the garbage disposal.











Link Posted: 11/9/2012 8:46:50 AM EDT
[#3]


I'm, uh, redistributing this smiley to my photobucket account.  Thanks.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 8:47:13 AM EDT
[#4]








I bet he got all the ladies with a sexy stache like that!





 
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:00:35 AM EDT
[#5]
Haha, you look awesome man, keep it.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:06:07 AM EDT
[#6]


This guy said it looked fine to him.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:06:35 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Say hi to the indian, cop, sailor and construction worker for me.


Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:07:40 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:10:06 AM EDT
[#9]


Holy shit, that is comedy gold!!
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:32:17 AM EDT
[#10]
My first Arfcom phofoshop! I feel so proud
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:32:57 AM EDT
[#11]
Moustache looks like shit.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 9:55:48 AM EDT
[#12]


A little bit...
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:02:38 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:08:53 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:16:05 AM EDT
[#15]
Back when I rocked a molestache.

Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:16:47 AM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:21:55 AM EDT
[#17]
You look like a more gay version of Freddie Mercury.





I didn't even think that was possible but, well, there you are.

 
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:23:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Freddie Mercury approves that pic.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:27:00 AM EDT
[#19]
This is creepy
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:27:03 AM EDT
[#20]
i cant stop LOL'ing.


Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:33:23 AM EDT
[#21]
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Shaved my beard off this morning and on a whim left this awesome dick broom. Never had a mustache before. It might last all afternoon

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/graham1775/B0004B17-7223-44F6-8C40-F6A301769B63-1615-00000205C87B4807.jpg?

Heres a cute pic of my dag and kitteh to offset the creepiness.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/graham1775/0E8495F0-5BB3-4A3C-BE3C-AC5E030AD9C5-1615-00000205CB6C654B.jpg


You need to keep it. I'm not even kidding.

It's what all the cool kids are doing
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:45:36 AM EDT
[#22]

 
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:50:42 AM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:56:34 AM EDT
[#24]
High speed bumper  for a cocksucker?




The Ol' Crew  Chief
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 10:56:41 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:12:14 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:18:44 AM EDT
[#27]





When you see it, you'll shit bricks...

 
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:22:16 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:


When you see it, you'll shit bricks...  


Nice...I lol ed!
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:22:48 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:


When you see it, you'll shit bricks...  


Nice i LOL ed!
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:25:58 AM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:27:51 AM EDT
[#31]
70's porn star
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:30:55 AM EDT
[#32]
meh...

Let me know when you can grow a manly one like mine:

Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:41:01 AM EDT
[#33]

Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:55:47 AM EDT
[#34]
If you can't spell "moustache" then you can't wear "moustache".

Other than that you look just like a million or so of my good neighbor Whiskey Tango Arkansans.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:57:31 AM EDT
[#35]


Ah yes, the classic "Cock Mop"  
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 11:59:58 AM EDT
[#36]

Link Posted: 11/9/2012 12:03:09 PM EDT
[#37]
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the mustache isn't as creepy as you staring into the camera with absolutely no expression on your face..

gives off the "I'm gonna rape you " vibe


Not to mention you refered to it as a "dick broom" instead of "muff mop".


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Mustaches can ONLY be refered to as dick brooms. Muff mop is a misnomer, because no man with a mustache is heterosexual.

Link Posted: 11/9/2012 12:04:10 PM EDT
[#38]
It scared the shit out of me.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 12:06:21 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Do you drive a van with 'free candy' painted on the side?



My first thought.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 12:09:35 PM EDT
[#40]
I gotta say...



That thing is fucking AWESOME!!!!



Leave it!!!
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 12:11:42 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
meh...

Let me know when you can grow a manly one like mine:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SVA1XBSxMaI/AAAAAAAACCo/fJgcdeMpDfI/s400/moust.jpg


This picture deserves its own thread.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 12:22:02 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You look like you melt bones in your tub with sulfuric acid.


Thread is going pretty much exactly as I expected it to

ETA: More fuel for the fire. Heres me in college.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/graham1775/IMG_1499.jpg


I came back from my self imposed hiatus on arfcom to say that

1- I don't know which one of those douches you are
2- Both look like dickweeds

with all due respect
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 12:57:35 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:

I came back from my self imposed hiatus on arfcom to say that

1- I don't know which one of those douches you are
2- Both look like dickweeds

with all due respect


Your hiatus must have been real short averaging 19 posts a day. Try harder.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 6:27:48 PM EDT
[#44]
This thread must not die.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 6:35:45 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
meh...

Let me know when you can grow a manly one like mine:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SVA1XBSxMaI/AAAAAAAACCo/fJgcdeMpDfI/s400/moust.jpg


Yours is hardly manly compared to mine.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 6:48:54 PM EDT
[#46]
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meh...

Let me know when you can grow a manly one like mine:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SVA1XBSxMaI/AAAAAAAACCo/fJgcdeMpDfI/s400/moust.jpg


Yours is hardly manly compared to mine.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7063/6936306747_9563678ea3.jpg


You call that manly?

You are udderly lacking hairy pepperonis!

Choke your self!
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 6:56:26 PM EDT
[#47]

Honestly ... it kinda sucks. But that's not a slight against you.  

The vast majority of guys have no business wearing only a moustache.

In fact, the only two dudes who are genuinely qualified to do so are Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott.

Link Posted: 11/9/2012 6:59:52 PM EDT
[#48]
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the mustache isn't as creepy as you staring into the camera with absolutely no expression on your face..

gives off the "I'm gonna rape you " vibe


Not to mention you refered to it as a "dick broom" instead of "muff mop".


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Mustaches can ONLY be refered to as dick brooms. Muff mop is a misnomer, because no man with a mustache is heterosexual.






These men disagree.
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 7:00:34 PM EDT
[#49]
I rock that same stache every day, and I have a van.
 
Link Posted: 11/9/2012 7:04:02 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
I rock that same stache every day, and I have a van.  


I'm telling you, if you grow a mullet the reservation-beater Trans Am will float to you as if by magic.

This has NEVER fucken failed.

Seriously.
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