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Link Posted: 10/27/2011 7:50:38 AM EST
[#1]
Trampled by a drunken, angry soccer mob
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 7:56:56 AM EST
[#2]
Crushed by a fat soccer mom in bed.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 8:02:47 AM EST
[#3]
Quoted:
Crushed by a fat soccer mom in bed.


Choking on Canadian bacon.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 8:03:59 AM EST
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Crushed by a fat soccer mom in bed.


Choking on Canadian bacon.


I would never let such a falsely advertised product even touch my fingertips.




Death by boiling headsplosion from stupidity in GD.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 8:04:21 AM EST
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Crushed by a fat soccer mom in bed.


Choking on Canadian bacon.


Stroke from trying to remember too many birth dates
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 8:56:35 AM EST
[#6]
killed by AR Performance Hitman.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:12:49 AM EST
[#7]
Lightsaber Accident.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:14:57 AM EST
[#8]
Quoted:
Lightsaber Accident.


Diabeetus
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:25:14 AM EST
[#9]
His memory will one day reach maximum capacity and it will cause his brain to overload a circuit.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:31:19 AM EST
[#10]
Death by Rusted Ace.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:37:15 AM EST
[#11]
bot flies.  hundreds of them...
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 11:56:48 AM EST
[#12]
Swingset
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 12:04:57 PM EST
[#13]
He ate the Christmas Poo
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 12:11:29 PM EST
[#14]
Quoted:
He ate the Christmas Poo


lung cancer
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 12:15:58 PM EST
[#15]
Killed by a minivan doing 125mph in downtown Chicago.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 12:42:43 PM EST
[#16]
beaten with a power ranger lunch box
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 12:42:52 PM EST
[#17]
virgin sacrifice.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 12:43:43 PM EST
[#18]
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 1:03:26 PM EST
[#19]
Holding down a mattress in the back of a pick-up while drinking a 20oz beer.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 1:18:35 PM EST
[#20]
frostbite....
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 2:04:18 PM EST
[#21]
bleed out after a horrific nipple-piercing incident.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 2:14:11 PM EST
[#22]
Quoted:
bleed out after a horrific nipple-piercing incident.


Camped with a goat...., actual cause is debatable, anal hemmoraging or asphyxiation.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 3:08:17 PM EST
[#23]
performing in a donkey basketball show..
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 3:34:36 PM EST
[#24]
Inhaling a pair of used panties while attempting to use them as a gas mask
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 3:40:16 PM EST
[#25]
His commie state will slide into the ocean...
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 3:42:26 PM EST
[#26]
Lootie's Revenge.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 4:33:12 PM EST
[#27]
Tragic smelting accident
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:27:55 PM EST
[#28]
One to many Camparis one night and wrapped himself around a telephone pole GO!

Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:30:40 PM EST
[#29]
Ryan Dunn'd himself, with more hookers and blow involved.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:46:57 PM EST
[#30]
cornrows were done way too tight.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:49:44 PM EST
[#31]
spent too much time fapping to ARFCOM
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 9:49:46 PM EST
[#32]
Bad moonshine.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 10:02:54 PM EST
[#33]
ran out of ass paper
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 10:23:01 PM EST
[#34]
fingercuffs.
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 11:09:55 PM EST
[#35]
Pummeled with mittens
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 11:41:49 PM EST
[#36]
Backed into an entire gay pride parade in Palm Springs
Link Posted: 10/27/2011 11:57:00 PM EST
[#37]
Quoted:
Backed into an entire gay pride parade in Palm Springs


Wife finds out he was leader of said parade
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 12:02:56 AM EST
[#38]
At the parade, misunderstood what they meant when they said "Bring up the rear."
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 12:13:27 AM EST
[#39]
Tripped and fell into the San Andreas.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 3:39:16 AM EST
[#40]
Died in the resulting earthquake.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 3:53:33 AM EST
[#41]
Tragic Rocket propelled varmint dragster accident.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 3:55:26 AM EST
[#42]
terminal lurker noobness...
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 4:40:07 AM EST
[#43]
Scratches his 1911.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 4:45:53 AM EST
[#44]
Quoted:
Scratches his 1911.


Tapco fucked to death...in Canada.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 4:51:21 AM EST
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Scratches his 1911.


Tapco fucked to death...in Canada.


Beaten up by a guy with a gallon of milk in a ziploc bag
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 7:31:54 AM EST
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Scratches his 1911.


Tapco fucked to death...in Canada.


Beaten up by a guy with a gallon of milk in a ziploc bag


Beaten to death with those ugly grips.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 9:14:55 AM EST
[#47]
In a hydraulic press at the hands of Sarah Conner.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 11:21:15 AM EST
[#48]
Crushed by a failed attempt at hanging a flat screen t.v.
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 12:14:50 PM EST
[#49]
Link Posted: 10/28/2011 6:40:10 PM EST
[#50]
sinkhole
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