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Posted: 11/25/2011 10:28:40 PM EST
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forest fire. His tin foil hat sparked the dried leaves on the ground. Just waiting to see the results of the investigation... |
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Posted: 11/25/2011 10:35:49 PM EST
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Ordered to commit suicide by a paranoid bohemian corpral.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 12:58:56 AM EST
[#3]
trying to river dance and drowned
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Posted: 11/26/2011 1:05:54 AM EST
[#4]
tainted pudding
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Posted: 11/26/2011 9:46:21 AM EST
[#5]
Pie in the face gag gone horribly wrong. No one noticed the ant colony near by. There were no survivors and the ants all got diabetes.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 9:56:12 AM EST
[#6]
Choked on whale blubber.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:05:00 AM EST
[#7]
Bludgeoned to death by a rouge gang of hippy kayakers.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:06:14 AM EST
[#8]
Flashbang gone wrong.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:08:38 AM EST
[#9]
tainted fleshlight causes infection.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:38:00 AM EST
[#10]
Squirrel trying to get a nut
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:38:49 AM EST
[#11]
Tentacle rape.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:50:47 AM EST
[#12]
Turkish butt sex
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Posted: 11/26/2011 11:02:08 AM EST
[#13]
Bleed to death after hitting a bump in the road while picking his nose.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 2:59:39 PM EST
[#14]
catastrophic nose hair trimmer malfunction.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 3:30:37 PM EST
[#15]
Mauled to death by forest critters.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 4:15:35 PM EST
[#16]
Quoted: Mauled to death by forest critters. Couldn't get the tube back in and the Hamster chewed its way out. . |
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Posted: 11/26/2011 8:01:41 PM EST
[#17]
Ate hamster shit instead of popcorn.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 8:11:22 PM EST
[#18]
Quoted:
Ate hamster shit instead of popcorn. Tragic flying dawg accident. |
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Posted: 11/26/2011 9:06:39 PM EST
[#19]
Wife didn't believe in divorce, but did believe in the "'until death do you part" part.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 9:30:10 PM EST
[#20]
Snowmobile run amuck. He wasn't discovered until the next spring...
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Posted: 11/26/2011 9:48:39 PM EST
[#21]
mummification
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Posted: 11/26/2011 9:55:00 PM EST
[#22]
Sexual disease.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 9:55:51 PM EST
[#23]
he will shat himself t death.... Too much tactical bacon.
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:06:46 PM EST
[#24]
creutzfeldt jakobs disease
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Posted: 11/26/2011 10:07:00 PM EST
[#25]
Bobbing for apples, in the piranha tank.
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Posted: 11/27/2011 9:41:46 AM EST
[#26]
Bowels out.
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Posted: 11/27/2011 9:45:42 AM EST
[#27]
When he takes a sip of that poisoned drink in the goblet held between the breasts of the babe he thought was his battle trophy.
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Posted: 11/27/2011 12:57:56 PM EST
[#28]
Quoted:
When he takes a sip of that poisoned drink in the goblet held between the breasts of the babe he thought was his battle trophy. of shock because she just realized she didn't leave a quote of some kind in that last post. |
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Posted: 11/27/2011 5:20:40 PM EST
[#29]
blood clot from playing Skyrim all day.
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Posted: 11/27/2011 5:24:56 PM EST
[#30]
Really REALLY pissed off Alton Brown.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 4:08:12 AM EST
[#31]
He will die of an acute case penis envy after seeing his horse's schlong drag on the ground.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 4:41:09 AM EST
[#32]
Sexual asphyxiation involving a goat and two chickens.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 4:53:53 AM EST
[#33]
He will die green with envy for fire breathing dragons.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 6:09:15 AM EST
[#34]
Like a Marine, fighting to the bitter end.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:33:52 AM EST
[#35]
Like a warrior. Dead bodies of fallen enemy all around in heaps, lots of empty brass, and magazines, with a bloody bayonet in his hand.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:43:16 AM EST
[#36]
Too many donuts.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 7:49:14 AM EST
[#37]
Choked on the turkey leg.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 8:00:01 AM EST
[#38]
Snu-Snu
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Posted: 11/28/2011 9:47:59 AM EST
[#39]
Brain damage.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 11:24:09 AM EST
[#40]
Bled to death when his arm was cut off in sword fight.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 11:26:56 AM EST
[#41]
one word, llamas
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Posted: 11/28/2011 11:58:30 AM EST
[#42]
sodomized by lorenzo llamas
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Posted: 11/28/2011 12:02:39 PM EST
[#43]
He'll try shooting a 1911 at the range some time. Then he'll feel totally dirty and will use his Glock to commit suicide.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 12:06:21 PM EST
[#44]
All his gals turned his 30 cal on him.
 
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Posted: 11/28/2011 12:09:51 PM EST
[#45]
He'll crash is Ferrari at 100+ MPH into a tree....he lost his visibility because of the twin blonde cheerleaders sitting on his lap (miraculously, they were thrown safely clear....possibly their silicone "enhancements" protected them). He actually lost control of the vehicle when he didn't notice and fatally struck Nancy Pelosi trying to hitch-hike back home after her chauffeur suffered a fatal stroke (listening to her rehearse a speech...she was hitchhiking as apparently she didn't know how to drive a car....).
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Posted: 11/28/2011 2:10:34 PM EST
[#46]
Eaten by democratic Obunga zombies from Umbrella Corp.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 2:20:32 PM EST
[#47]
In a speed reading accident by hitting a bookmark.
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Posted: 11/28/2011 4:21:26 PM EST
[#48]
std
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Posted: 11/28/2011 4:53:54 PM EST
[#49]
Children
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Posted: 11/28/2011 5:36:11 PM EST
[#50]
Will drown when his whole state falls into the ocean.
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