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Posted: 12/30/2020 8:52:22 AM EST
There was less of a selection to choose from and as a man, you just needed to find a gal that was good at running the butter churn. If she could run the butter churn without using her hands then that was a bonus!
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Posted: 12/30/2020 8:53:31 AM EST
[#1]
No thanks.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 8:54:27 AM EST
[#2]
Back when I was a lad it was much easier.
You hit them over the head with your club and dragged them off to your cave. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:02:35 AM EST
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:02:43 AM EST
[#4]
Yeah, they all looked the same in those big hoopy dresses. On your wedding night you unwrapped it and found out what you got; wonky tits, flat ass, unexpected penis. You just had to learn to be happy with it.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:04:52 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back when I was a lad it was much easier. You hit them over the head with your club and dragged them off to your cave. 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:05:11 AM EST
[#6]
1,2
1,2,3 3,2,1 1,2 |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:05:12 AM EST
[#7]
@Naamah
Keep that stuff over in BOTD or at least put up a NSFW. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:06:27 AM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg I would court 1,4,5,. 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:08:40 AM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @Naamah Keep that stuff over in BOTD or at least put up a NSFW. TA-DA!!! 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:10:09 AM EST
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It's one of the reasons keeping up the family bible was so important.....Inbreeding was a real thing when you were limited by how far your horse could take you.
 It was no joke when it was a three day trip just to the gunsmith. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:10:47 AM EST
[#11]
I dated in the 90s- early 00s then again from 09-13.
It was massively easier the second go around, different poon every night without even trying. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:16:18 AM EST
[#12]
No it's even worse, you actually were forced into marriage by your peers. I bet many of the older divorcees here felt that pressure too back in the past. That's one thing about the past that I'm glad is gone, societal pressure to have your own family and kids was immense.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:17:56 AM EST
[#13]
I would take that shit over the clusterfuck we call modern society any day of the week .
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:20:17 AM EST
[#14]
No sootikins for me please.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:20:58 AM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, they all looked the same in those big hoopy dresses. On your wedding night you unwrapped it and found out what you got; wonky tits, flat ass, unexpected penis. You just had to learn to be happy with it. I don't know why, but that just cracked me up. 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:22:22 AM EST
[#16]
Plus if she gets to be a bother, you just bash her head in and tell everyone she got a fever or pox or something. Bury her on the farm, then uproot the kids, push a little further west, and no one's the wiser.
What? |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:23:20 AM EST
[#17]
I love incel threads
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:23:35 AM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know why, but that just cracked me up. The Pickle Surprise is always hilarious. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:24:19 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/4d/3e/f84d3e623271a287b953a6f56f5f25ad.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/f1/2c/abf12c4e9f8113fbe596d006e4f3f3cc.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/58/35/a2583553f7007873463145df39e2b19c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/ec/4c/4aec4cffeb5bc19142eafcdd0a904eb2.jpg Shocked their bushes aren’t visible at the bottom of those dresses. But then again maybe that’s why they look like they have a gut |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:24:19 AM EST
[#21]
“Grandfather, I have a white wife.“
“You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard?“ “Yes, Grandfather.” “That surprises me. And does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?“ “Well sure, Grandfather.“ “That surprises me even more!” “I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all...” |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:24:37 AM EST
[#22]
Pro:
Pre-feminist era. I'm ok w/equalwork and equal pay, but feminazism carries feminism too far. Everybody had their role in society & understood it. In an agricultural society, men and women needed each other. There were too many tasks for one person of either sex. Didn't work b/c you're lazy - you starved. No f*cking handouts. No income tax or family courts. No media brainwashing on the scale we have today Everything was sustainable (what's a blackout?) Cons: No penicillin No x-ray No sulphur drugs Mercury used to treat syphyllis No prophylatics - you deposit and got a return. Dentistry was medieval Yellow journalism (Remember the Maine - we later learned she blew herself up). Even before that, newspapers in antebellum era, broadsides before the American Revolution |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:25:21 AM EST
[#23]
Back in those days unless a woman was wealthy she probably only took a couple of baths a year, never shaved her legs, used a corncob to wipe her ass, had bad teeth and stunk to high heaven.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:26:41 AM EST
[#24]
Half the guys here can't undo a bra with both hands and a swiss army knife. Have you seen the shit you would have to get through to release the titties in the 19th century?
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:26:45 AM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: “Grandfather, I have a white wife.“ “You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard?“ “Yes, Grandfather.” “That surprises me. And does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?“ “Well sure, Grandfather.“ “That surprises me even more!” “I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all...” Lol I love that movie |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:27:03 AM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pro: Pre-feminist era. I'm ok w/equalwork and equal pay, but feminazism carries feminism too far. Everybody had their role in society & understood it. In an agricultural society, men and women needed each other. There were too many tasks for one person of either sex. Didn't work b/c you're lazy - you starved. No f*cking handouts. No income tax or family courts. No media brainwashing on the scale we have today Everything was sustainable (what's a blackout?) Cons: No penicillin No x-ray No sulphur drugs Mercury used to treat syphyllis No prophylatics - you deposit and got a return. Dentistry was medieval Yellow journalism (Remember the Maine - we later learned she blew herself up). Even before that, newspapers in antebellum era, broadsides before the American Revolution Pro: Wife "disappears"? Blame it on the rowdy natives. "Hey Bob, where's your wife." "Uhhh....Indian raid got her. Yeah, that's the ticket, Indian raid." "Say no more." |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:31:28 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pro: Wife "disappears"? Blame it on the rowdy natives. "Hey Bob, where's your wife." "Uhhh....Indian raid got her. Yeah, that's the ticket, Indian raid." "Say no more." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pro: Pre-feminist era. I'm ok w/equalwork and equal pay, but feminazism carries feminism too far. Everybody had their role in society & understood it. In an agricultural society, men and women needed each other. There were too many tasks for one person of either sex. Didn't work b/c you're lazy - you starved. No f*cking handouts. No income tax or family courts. No media brainwashing on the scale we have today Everything was sustainable (what's a blackout?) Cons: No penicillin No x-ray No sulphur drugs Mercury used to treat syphyllis No prophylatics - you deposit and got a return. Dentistry was medieval Yellow journalism (Remember the Maine - we later learned she blew herself up). Even before that, newspapers in antebellum era, broadsides before the American Revolution Pro: Wife "disappears"? Blame it on the rowdy natives. "Hey Bob, where's your wife." "Uhhh....Indian raid got her. Yeah, that's the ticket, Indian raid." "Say no more." And some poor ancestor of mine has her thrown over his horse, rolling his eyes. 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:31:40 AM EST
[#29]
BTW, I remember reading about lonely men posting an ad in the newspapers on the East Coast asking for a woman as a wife. The woman would write back and a courtship would ensue. Marriage would be agreed upon sight unseen and she'd hop a train and then a stage to meet him and they were married when she arrived. There was a practical reason for marriage for both sexes.
Much of that (meaning the pratical purpose) is gone nowadays. Modernization makes life easier. Washing machines, dishwashers (or paperplates), premade food (like butter that doesn't need to be churned, milk in boxes or bags), laundrymats, microwave ovens, take-out food. More leisure time. It has come at a cost. Less compelling need for one another in a less agricultural society. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:32:48 AM EST
[#31]
Quote History |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:34:43 AM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pro: Wife "disappears"? Blame it on the rowdy natives. "Hey Bob, where's your wife." "Uhhh....Indian raid got her. Yeah, that's the ticket, Indian raid." "Say no more." Murder was easier too. No body, no crime. Many whites who were captured and adopted instead of being killed became very fond of the Indians' way of life. They actually cried when compelled to return to white civilizaiton. Read about that following the resolution of Pontiac's Rebellion (1763). BTW, some Indians had a ceremony that was close to baptism where they'd dunk the person to be adopted in the water and washed away the white (or other tribe) blood and emerged as a member of the tribe. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:34:53 AM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And some poor ancestor of mine has her thrown over his horse, rolling his eyes. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/f2/30/def2300b00cf5d512346aadec38df2f9.gif Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Pro: Pre-feminist era. I'm ok w/equalwork and equal pay, but feminazism carries feminism too far. Everybody had their role in society & understood it. In an agricultural society, men and women needed each other. There were too many tasks for one person of either sex. Didn't work b/c you're lazy - you starved. No f*cking handouts. No income tax or family courts. No media brainwashing on the scale we have today Everything was sustainable (what's a blackout?) Cons: No penicillin No x-ray No sulphur drugs Mercury used to treat syphyllis No prophylatics - you deposit and got a return. Dentistry was medieval Yellow journalism (Remember the Maine - we later learned she blew herself up). Even before that, newspapers in antebellum era, broadsides before the American Revolution Pro: Wife "disappears"? Blame it on the rowdy natives. "Hey Bob, where's your wife." "Uhhh....Indian raid got her. Yeah, that's the ticket, Indian raid." "Say no more." And some poor ancestor of mine has her thrown over his horse, rolling his eyes. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/f2/30/def2300b00cf5d512346aadec38df2f9.gif I like to think the treaty negotiations went something like this: General Whiteguy: So it's agreed, you can have the reservation, occasional food shipments, and... Chief Redman: Stop. What about the white women? General Whiteguy: Nope, they're your problem now. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:35:44 AM EST
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:41:53 AM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Murder was easier too. No body, no crime. Many whites who were captured and adopted instead of being killed became very fond of the Indians' way of life. They actually cried when compelled to return to white civilizaiton. Read about that following the resolution of Pontiac's Rebellion (1763). BTW, some Indians had a ceremony that was close to baptism where they'd dunk the person to be adopted in the water and washed away the white (or other tribe) blood and emerged as a member of the tribe.  The Oatman Massacre Olive Oatman was apparently compelled to be repatriated, according to this video. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:43:24 AM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, they all looked the same in those big hoopy dresses. On your wedding night you unwrapped it and found out what you got; wonky tits, flat ass, unexpected penis. You just had to learn to be happy with it. I could have never, ever married not having seen my future wife naked first - and inspected her carefully. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:43:49 AM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Murder was easier too. No body, no crime. Many whites who were captured and adopted instead of being killed became very fond of the Indians' way of life. They actually cried when compelled to return to white civilizaiton. Read about that following the resolution of Pontiac's Rebellion (1763). BTW, some Indians had a ceremony that was close to baptism where they'd dunk the person to be adopted in the water and washed away the white (or other tribe) blood and emerged as a member of the tribe. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pro: Wife "disappears"? Blame it on the rowdy natives. "Hey Bob, where's your wife." "Uhhh....Indian raid got her. Yeah, that's the ticket, Indian raid." "Say no more." Murder was easier too. No body, no crime. Many whites who were captured and adopted instead of being killed became very fond of the Indians' way of life. They actually cried when compelled to return to white civilizaiton. Read about that following the resolution of Pontiac's Rebellion (1763). BTW, some Indians had a ceremony that was close to baptism where they'd dunk the person to be adopted in the water and washed away the white (or other tribe) blood and emerged as a member of the tribe. There was actually a lot of that on the frontier during the Colonial Era. The farther one got from Boston, NY, Philly, or Charleston, the more the line between white and red blurred as both sides culturally appropriated and traded and intermarried. There was a bit of a sticking point after the end of the French Indian War because the terms of the treaties involved returning captured whites back to white civilization and captured Indians back to their tribes. But a lot of the whites were captured as children or were adults who just decided they liked living as an Indian better than British society. And what do you do with Indians who had been brought up in Colonial society or the tirbe that they once belonged to was no longer in that area? |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:45:09 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pro: Pre-feminist era. I'm ok w/equalwork and equal pay, but feminazism carries feminism too far. Everybody had their role in society & understood it. In an agricultural society, men and women needed each other. There were too many tasks for one person of either sex. Didn't work b/c you're lazy - you starved. No f*cking handouts. No income tax or family courts. No media brainwashing on the scale we have today Everything was sustainable (what's a blackout?) Cons: No penicillin No x-ray No sulphur drugs Mercury used to treat syphyllis No prophylatics - you deposit and got a return. Dentistry was medieval Yellow journalism (Remember the Maine - we later learned she blew herself up). Even before that, newspapers in antebellum era, broadsides before the American Revolution No prophylactics? Pretty sure anal was quite a thing to prevent pregnancy. That or pullout. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:46:29 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: BTW, I remember reading about lonely men posting an ad in the newspapers on the East Coast asking for a woman as a wife. The woman would write back and a courtship would ensue. Marriage would be agreed upon sight unseen and she'd hop a train and then a stage to meet him and they were married when she arrived. There was a practical reason for marriage for both sexes. Much of that (meaning the pratical purpose) is gone nowadays. Modernization makes life easier. Washing machines, dishwashers (or paperplates), premade food (like butter that doesn't need to be churned, milk in boxes or bags), laundrymats, microwave ovens, take-out food. More leisure time. It has come at a cost. Less compelling need for one another in a less agricultural society. People call the closer we get to destruction...progress. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:46:36 AM EST
[#40]
I'd find me an indian girl (feather not dot)
 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:50:37 AM EST
[#41]
I can only assume there was a lot less oral on the menu back then. eatin ass was def off the table
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:55:21 AM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can only assume there was a lot less oral on the menu back then. eatin ass was def off the table People being people, they liked being clean too. They might have taken an honest-to-God bath once a week, but they would have had whore's baths and used perfumes and flowers and changed their clothes and brushed their teeth. Oral might not have been discussed like plain vanilla missionary position sex was, but it was there. |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 9:58:59 AM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd find me an indian girl (feather not dot) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/b5/5b/63b55b9846cef3ec0d4a3680e7d53cac.jpg Thats the native american girl you want This is the native american girl you actually get 
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Posted: 12/30/2020 10:01:08 AM EST
[#44]
19th century hygiene? Hard no.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 10:02:32 AM EST
[#45]
Oh god no....plenty of inbreeding back where I grew up prior to the Texans coming over when we found oil.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 10:04:06 AM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, they all looked the same in those big hoopy dresses. On your wedding night you unwrapped it and found out what you got; wonky tits, flat ass, unexpected penis. You just had to learn to be happy with it.  |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 10:05:23 AM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd find me an indian girl (feather not dot) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/b5/5b/63b55b9846cef3ec0d4a3680e7d53cac.jpg |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 10:07:52 AM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd find me an indian girl (feather not dot) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/b5/5b/63b55b9846cef3ec0d4a3680e7d53cac.jpg |
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Posted: 12/30/2020 10:08:20 AM EST
[#49]
To be fair on the 19th century hygiene, both of you stunk the same unless you had a river to bathe in next to the house, but if we got time traveled back to that era, you bet your ass I'm going to design a way to keep running water and a way to heat it.
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Posted: 12/30/2020 10:14:38 AM EST
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